We're back with a vengeance. Commence your spamming in order to kick Kronnor off of his throne made out of pizzas.
The prize? Certainly not as tasty as pizzas, anyway:
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Revenge of the Yolk
Regorns Revenge
The Shamans is back... for Revenge
Insert more movie-esq titles as you see fit.
Revenge of the Ring.
The last Revenge.
the Revenger..
This isn't even my final Revenge.
28 revenges later
A Fistful of Revenges and for a Few Revenges More.
The Revenge menace.
Attack of the Revenge.
Sith of the Revenge.
A new Revenge.
The revenge strikes back.
Return of the Revenge.
The revenge awakens!
...the last Revenge.
Don't forget the off-shoots, Revenge One and Revenge: A Revenge Story.
What about the off shot games.
The Revenge Unleased one and two.
Quote from: Kargnar on December 01, 2017, 12:18:06 AM
What about the off shot games.
The Revenge Unleased one and two.
Nah, got to have a lease.
...or they'll want revenge. Dam Housing markets.
A throne made of pizza?... But that's not a good idea, cause if I get hungry I'll just eat it.
Soon we are gonna start calling you Pizza the hut
That doesn't sound that bad.
...The one nobody goes too.
My bf says Pizza Hut is good. Is this true?
*shrug* I never ate there so I have no clue.
Pizza hutt is love.
Pizza hutt... is life.
I was talking about Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs.
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That is a good point, allow me to use my full intellect to retort you with a properly crafted argument using facts rooted deep in reality to make a sound debate.
no u
Quote from: Regorn on December 02, 2017, 12:54:48 PM
That is a good point, allow me to use my full intellect to retort you with a properly crafted argument using facts rooted deep in reality to make a sound debate.
no u
If that fails, just call him fat. Works everytime.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 02, 2017, 03:16:47 PM
Quote from: Regorn on December 02, 2017, 12:54:48 PM
That is a good point, allow me to use my full intellect to retort you with a properly crafted argument using facts rooted deep in reality to make a sound debate.
no u
If that fails, just call him fat. Works everytime.
No... U.
Mkay. Whatever you say, fatty.
Hey, play nice, kids.
Quote from: Nosh'marak on December 02, 2017, 08:10:22 PM
Hey, play nice, kids.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/263600d6b36f087e94cf17573f40f10c/tenor.gif)
Okay, don't! :D
Quote from: Nosh'marak on December 02, 2017, 08:43:26 PM
Okay, don't! :D
Okay, we wont.
Also, nice signature Nosh. What did you use to make it?
You have to be nice....some of the time
Quote from: Kargnar on December 02, 2017, 10:31:47 PM
You have to be nice....some of the time
NEVER! ... wait what?
Please describe nice.
What were we talking about?
Quote from: Regorn on December 03, 2017, 01:15:07 AM
What were we talking about?
The youth invigorating benefits of aged yolks.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 03, 2017, 05:31:16 AM
Quote from: Regorn on December 03, 2017, 01:15:07 AM
What were we talking about?
The youth invigorating benefits of aged yolks.
Also it benefits hair growth and helps with receding hairlines, which orcs seem to have a big problem with.
We were talking about Pizza Hut.
That's the key word, "were", we were talking about pizza hut, but that it past tense, so what are we talking about now?
That is the real question!
Something about yolk or something?
Quote from: Kronnor on December 03, 2017, 05:26:24 PM
Something about yolk or something?
of the refined, aged variety.
How about pig laying eggs?
Quote from: Rashka on December 04, 2017, 04:48:05 AM
How about pig laying eggs?
Don't be ridiculous.
...Everyone knows pigs are born by looking into a mirror and saying "Squee! Squee! Squee!" three times.
I have some memories of leaving some aged yolk in the guild bank, are those still there?
Quote from: Regorn on December 04, 2017, 09:17:43 AM
I have some memories of leaving some aged yolk in the guild bank, are those still there?
...oh god, we can only hope not.
You should taste it, I am sure another few years of aging have matured the taste and made it much richer.
Try eating it with a drink, I recommend Greasy Whale Milk.
It's sold by vendors in the Shimmering Expanse and Abyssal Depths.
do it.
I'd rather not. Thanks for the tip tho, now I know what to avoid.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 02, 2017, 10:02:59 PM
Quote from: Nosh'marak on December 02, 2017, 08:43:26 PM
Okay, don't! :D
Okay, we wont.
Also, nice signature Nosh. What did you use to make it?
Whoops. Totally missed this D: I just used WoW model viewer and photoshop!
Ah k, I thought you used another software to animate it or something.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 04, 2017, 07:54:28 PM
Ah k, I thought you used another software to animate it or something.
We should whip him until he makes them for all of us.
I once animated a Vrykul as part of our animation class in university
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 05, 2017, 01:05:55 AM
Quote from: Kronnor on December 04, 2017, 07:54:28 PM
Ah k, I thought you used another software to animate it or something.
We should whip him until he makes them for all of us.
Or we could ask him nicely, as it would be a nice thing to do for his guildies?
We can whip him after in case he refuses.
Or you could not :D
I do them when I want to *flails*
Then you should want harder.
Not going to make people banners if this how they're asked for ;)
Quote from: Nosh'marak on December 05, 2017, 11:00:59 PM
Not going to make people banners if this how they're asked for ;)
I gave you help.
GIVE ME A BANNER YOU UNGRATEFUL MONGREL!
Nosh, it's enough you told me what you used to make it. I'm decent with model viewer and photoshop so I would rather try and make one for me than ask, since you have that awesome feeling when you can say you made it yourself.
:)
*Peers down at her Warsong banner* Meh, it's okay I guess ;_;
Sadok needs to upgrade these banners to animated versions. Just sayin'
Let's just yell at Sadok for fun.
DAMMIT SADOK!
Nobody suspects the Sadok condemnation.
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Our chief weapons are surprise and fear
Quote from: Regorn on December 07, 2017, 03:38:09 PM
Our chief weapons are surprise and fear
...You know nothing of fear.
That's no surprise.
(https://m.popkey.co/851cea/wqLeA.gif)
And radioactive aged yolk.
Dont mind me just testing if my forum sig works.
Did Nosh make it for you? :-\
What if we do mind you, and mind you a lot?
DAG NABBIT.
WHERE'S MINE!?
Yeah, I did. :P
Quote from: Nosh'marak on December 07, 2017, 10:02:35 PM
Yeah, I did. :P
HERESY, BLASPHEMY, IRONY, SANDWICHES, UNSUITABLE HOTEL ROOM TEA AND COFFEE MAKING FACILITIES.
...where does the treason end Nosh? WHERE!?
Roughly three miles from here.
Quote from: Regorn on December 08, 2017, 12:49:33 PM
Roughly three miles from here.
That's not a long way tho.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 08, 2017, 02:49:57 PM
Quote from: Regorn on December 08, 2017, 12:49:33 PM
Roughly three miles from here.
That's not a long way tho.
My rage is sated, you may all go home now.
Also, I'm hungry.
Capping your rage isn't optimal or healthy i suggest you rage at nearest orc or next orc posting
Quote from: Arkail on December 08, 2017, 06:35:15 PM
Capping your rage isn't optimal or healthy i suggest you rage at nearest orc or next orc posting
Very well then arkail I have a surprise for you...
...
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I am sad to report the death of Arkail, we was the best among us and will be missed.
By the way Krogon, you were last to be with him, did he have any last words?
Death is only the beginning. * Hangs out with Krogon and the the rest of the dead orcs. Puns, typos and generally being annoying forever and ever and ever. *
Quote from: Regorn on December 08, 2017, 07:49:12 PM
I am sad to report the death of Arkail, we was the best among us and will be missed.
By the way Krogon, you were last to be with him, did he have any last words?
He said Regorn smells. then just started spluttering and choking blood, it was quite horrible.
Tragic....
*floats past in ghost form*
So what do you call a druid who has the alchemy profession?
An owlchemist!
Thank you thank you i am here for eternity. Tip your waitress and try todays special
*winks and floats off*
Now the only reason why Kronnor doesn't die is so he's not stuck with Arkail's ghost for eternity.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 08, 2017, 09:53:58 PM
Now the only reason why Kronnor doesn't die is so he's not stuck with Arkail's ghost for eternity.
Silly wikket.
The best way to immortality is to simply refuse to die.
Quote from: Regorn on December 09, 2017, 10:47:08 AM
The best way to immortality is to simply refuse to die.
By that logic Kronnor is immortal? Not bad.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 09, 2017, 02:47:16 PM
Quote from: Regorn on December 09, 2017, 10:47:08 AM
The best way to immortality is to simply refuse to die.
By that logic Kronnor is immortal? Not bad.
Or he's already dead, and in deep, fleshy, breathy denial.
I can fix that for you.
The best way to ignore reality is to simply refuse to accept it.
Quote from: Regorn on December 10, 2017, 12:34:09 AM
The best way to ignore reality is to simply refuse to accept it.
Sounds complicated. Can't we just pretend it isn't there?
Reality is subjective. Speaking of reality why did the pandaren holy priest not like the sha of anger's pizza.
Because it was made from sha dough
Quote from: Arkail on December 10, 2017, 01:23:57 AM
Reality is subjective. Speaking of reality why did the pandaren holy priest not like the sha of anger's pizza.
Because it was made from sha dough
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Yay, all the puns. Well done Arkail.
Shall we live now under the tyranny of puns?
They do say a tyrant is like bad weather.
The reign never lets up.
Quote from: Arkail on December 10, 2017, 01:59:05 PM
They do say a tyrant is like bad weather.
The reign never lets up.
...
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So, why did illidan win the great darnassian bake off?
Lord Illidan knew the whey
Quote from: Arkail on December 10, 2017, 04:07:27 PM
So, why did illidan win the great darnassian bake off?
Lord Illidan knew the whey
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Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 10, 2017, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: Arkail on December 10, 2017, 04:07:27 PM
So, why did illidan win the great darnassian bake off?
Lord Illidan knew the whey
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/032be03325b3e21a57a640bfb3733ac7/tenor.gif)
Why did that kid flinch when Anakin took out his lightsaber?
He was not prepared.
(https://i.imgur.com/e2aHNV4.jpg)
...And then the shocked agent asks what the act is called.
The father respond: "The Aristocrats!"
Quote from: Regorn on December 10, 2017, 06:25:55 PM
...And then the shocked agent asks what the act is called.
The father respond: "The Aristocrats!"
(https://i.stack.imgur.com/BkPLS.gif)
We should all feel bad for ourselves... For no reason.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 10, 2017, 08:13:28 PM
We should all feel bad for ourselves... For no reason.
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Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
Quote from: Arkail on December 11, 2017, 02:21:47 AM
Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
I will spare no expense in the efforts taken to bring about your demise.
It will be--
...wait for it...
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Quote from: Arkail on December 11, 2017, 02:21:47 AM
Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
Stop with your puns, you Ar kailling us.
:D
Quote from: Kronnor on December 11, 2017, 04:06:07 AM
Quote from: Arkail on December 11, 2017, 02:21:47 AM
Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
Stop with your puns, you Ar kailling us.
:D
I'll kill you all O _O
(https://m.popkey.co/d92e5a/QXKM6.gif)
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 11, 2017, 12:55:24 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on December 11, 2017, 04:06:07 AM
Quote from: Arkail on December 11, 2017, 02:21:47 AM
Why is Antorus always covered in drool?
The felhounds of Sargeras are classically conditioned, and the Portal Keeper Hasabel.
Hasabel!
That's an intentional blizzard pun i swear.
Stop with your puns, you Ar kailling us.
:D
I'll kill you all O _O
(https://m.popkey.co/d92e5a/QXKM6.gif)
Calm down grandpa.
Do we need to start doing the "and he is called Devilstep" jokes again?
Not sure, I feel like Devilstep is and always was overrated.
All Blademasters are badass (apart from bad RPers that have no clue what they're doing RPing a Blademaster), so Devilstep is not a special snowflake among them.
but it's funny
Even with an already existing awesome concept, it still takes effort and challenge to actually make that concept come to life in a believable, tangible form in everyday RP. And Krogon always managed to make that concept very believable and tangible in my eyes, whereas most other attempts Blademaster RP that I found rarely came close to the real experience (as yesterday's attempt at a Dirty Stereotype Blademaster® showed).
Not to inflate his ego, i prefer annoying him with puns, krogon rage sustains me. But Krogon was a 10/12 year old character? I think? God knows he can probably tell you himself, he may well have started as a generic old honurablu blademasturu naruto runner. But he had a lot of lil nuances that obviously came from the amount of time he played him. That always makes everyone remember something he said or did in an event or even have his own in jokes on the forums etc. Like Koz said krogon felt like a tangible real person, a very impressive and memorable character
You people clearly didn't understand my point... I wasn't talking about the person that roleplayed Krogon, I was talking about Krogon as an IC figure.
Lore-wise, Blademasters are OP and badass, he did OP and badass things.
From a lore-wise point of view he ain't special, he just did what Blademasters do.
You clearly didn't understand our point either then. I, for one, -was- in fact talking about the IC figure. ;)
I was talking about Krogon the ic character too? He never really did anything op really I dont really know Krogon irl only that his pun fueled rage sustains me
Koz, you were talking about how Krogon managed to RP properly a Blademaster.
What I meant was something like an orc or anybody would say IC:
"I don't get why everyone is praising Devilstep. He's just an average Blademaster".
But let's not talk about him anymore, since we might accidentally summon him.
Yeeees, but -through- him being capable of RPing a Blademaster very well, he managed to make -the actual character-, that is ICly, more than just a 'regular Blademaster' as well. He was an actual character, in every meaning of the word. Not just the concept that defines a Blademaster. In my eyes, it takes more than just the concept to make an orc. Krogon earned the reputation he did because of the way he RPed a Blademaster (as in, his own execution of it) as well as the actual RP he did beyond that mere concept alone. He actually initiated RP, created hooks for people to jump on, etc. Those aren't necessarily things any regular Blademaster would do per se.
And even if it wasn't for that, I don't really see why one wouldn't (ICly or OOCly) be able to praise a character just because their 'class' is considered OP by default. Demon hunters, death knights, dark rangers or even Warchiefs are considered hero classes or OP positions of power comparable to, for example, a Blademaster (at least going by what they represented in Warcraft III). But certainly not every character that RPs such a role can be considered neither OP or particularly impressive.
Even more so in my eyes, if someone does play a concept that is 'in general' considered to be OP.. Even more praise if they manage to do it in such a way so it doesn't come across as if they picked that class just to be stronger than everyone else.
I've seen enough people picking a class or even subrace (Half ogre or even certain troll races for example) only because then they'd be 'allowed' to be stronger than everyone else and misuse that.
Praise to those who play something more powerful in such a way that it is coming across as if it's not only played merely because it's powerful. But because they manage to make it work and keep it interesting and fair -dispite- their class/concept being stronger.
The trick... infact, is to not make a Hero-class powerful at all.
Give them weaknesses, give them faults, short-fallings. Make them Mortal. That way, when push comes to shove, and everyone's back is against the wall... you, the player, can use your wit, your cunning and inate Storytelling gifts to raise yourself and others up beyond those perceived and expected shortcomings to exceed the imagination.
Then you're a Hero.
Not just a hero-class.
... And all of these walls of text started from a joke.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 11, 2017, 08:04:00 PM
... And all of these walls of text started from a joke.
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Kronnor this one is for you. You are an inspiration
Actually it feels more to me like this all started with a guild member bashing another one of his fellow guild members for the character concept he's been using. That's why I saw fit to butt in here, because I can't say I was very appreciative of the tone that was being set there. ;)
....so are we doing 'he is called Devilstep' jokes or not?
Quote from: Kozgugore on December 11, 2017, 09:22:10 PM
Actually it feels more to me like this all started with a guild member bashing another one of his fellow guild members for the character concept he's been using. That's why I saw fit to butt in here, because I can't say I was very appreciative of the tone that was being set there. ;)
1. I wasn't bashing anyone.
2. Regorn suggested we start with the Devilstep jokes with the boasting about his feats.
3. Made a joke that Devilstep's fame is overrated.
4. Krogon (the one that all this is about) clearly saw the joke since he didn't feel attacked or anything.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 12, 2017, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: Kozgugore on December 11, 2017, 09:22:10 PM
Actually it feels more to me like this all started with a guild member bashing another one of his fellow guild members for the character concept he's been using. That's why I saw fit to butt in here, because I can't say I was very appreciative of the tone that was being set there. ;)
1. I wasn't bashing anyone.
2. Regorn suggested we start with the Devilstep jokes with the boasting about his feats.
3. Made a joke that Devilstep's fame is overrated.
4. Krogon (the one that all this is about) clearly saw the joke since he didn't feel attacked or anything.
(https://m.popkey.co/c0d2fc/1VKX0.gif)
I said it felt to me that way. May not have been intended as such, but that was the feeling that was conveyed to me. If it wasn't intended as such, fair enough, but the fact that you saw fit to indulge into a serious discussion about it tells me that there was more to it than just a joke. :P Either way though, I felt it had to be said that I don't appreciate bashing fellow guildies on this forum for their RP concept. It may not have been the case if it wasn't a serious attempt this time around, but the point stands for future reference.
Well, I'm sorry I gave the impression that I was bashing Krogon for his choice to RP a blademaster.
Also, I'm not stupid enough to bash guildies for their RP concepts and whatever floats their goats (especially that I wasn't around to see how Krogon roleplayed his blademaster).
So, now that this is settled, Arkail can continue making us feel miserable with his puns.
Fair do! No harm done.
Quote from: Kozgugore on December 12, 2017, 01:28:37 AM
Fair do! No harm done.
Not really. You hurt my feelings Koz, thinking I would bash a guildie for their choices.
</3 :'(
Ah, my bad. Here I thought your ego was too big for me to hurt it. :P
Quote from: Kozgugore on December 12, 2017, 03:53:24 PM
Ah, my bad. Here I thought your ego was too big for me to hurt it. :P
I'll hurt you all at this rate!
*stabs*
I have done some baking, I now have cookies and some muffins.
Did you use aged yolk to bake them?
Quote from: Kronnor on December 12, 2017, 08:39:19 PM
Did you use aged yolk to bake them?
Don't-- dam it too late.
...someone get a gas mask.
RUUUUN! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM YOLK POISONING!
Hey you guys, you know I love y'all with a passion, right?
Aww, that's nice.
Here, have a cookie, baked with the finest aged yolks I could find.
Quote from: Regorn on December 13, 2017, 12:17:17 PM
Aww, that's nice.
Here, have a cookie, baked with the finest aged yolks I could find.
Noy Cyanide?
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU ALL ... -NOTHING-!?
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 13, 2017, 02:14:06 PM
Quote from: Regorn on December 13, 2017, 12:17:17 PM
Aww, that's nice.
Here, have a cookie, baked with the finest aged yolks I could find.
Noy Cyanide?
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU ALL ... -NOTHING-!?
All you did is garrote people... When did cyanide ever come into discussion?
Quote from: Kronnor on December 13, 2017, 02:17:09 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 13, 2017, 02:14:06 PM
Quote from: Regorn on December 13, 2017, 12:17:17 PM
Aww, that's nice.
Here, have a cookie, baked with the finest aged yolks I could find.
Noy Cyanide?
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU ALL ... -NOTHING-!?
All you did is garrote people... When did cyanide ever come into discussion?
When murder was the lesson.
Is the aged yolk not enough?
Quote from: Regorn on December 13, 2017, 07:42:40 PM
Is the aged yolk not enough?
Aged yolk is more than enough.. But it's also nasty.
Cyanide is more classy.
Maybe we should include nutmeg?
Maybe we should... Or maybe it's Maybelline.
NO NUTMEG.
Only ...Cinnamon.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 15, 2017, 04:08:49 PM
NO NUTMEG.
Only ...Cinnamon.
Yeah, I also love to snort cinnamon. It's so good, amirite Krogon?
I only snort the finest Vanilla sugar.
Quote from: Regorn on December 15, 2017, 05:59:50 PM
I only snort the finest Vanilla sugar.
Oh, cinnamon not good enough for you? :D
You're all weird.
Belly rubs, please.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 15, 2017, 08:40:08 PM
You're all weird.
Belly rubs, please.
And we're supposed to be the weird ones.
Belly rubs are nice tho.
*Steals fox and runs away*
Quote from: Rhonya on December 16, 2017, 01:50:11 PM
*Steals fox and runs away*
Oh noes. Someone catch the thief!
Well, I could catch the thief.
But that would demand me actually putting in effort.
Now I just see regorn as a lazy version of Sherlock Holmes. "It's elementary where the thief is but I have to sit here eat my yolk and smoke my pibe so you are on your own"
Have you ever wondered how the lazy version of an already-lazy person would be like?
Quote from: Kronnor on December 16, 2017, 05:18:07 PM
Have you ever wondered how the lazy version of an already-lazy person would be like?
We call him...
...Tim.
(https://i.imgur.com/j4S2mHM.gif)
Who dafaq is Tim?
Get a load of this guy, does not even know who Tim is
Quote from: Kronnor on December 16, 2017, 08:45:44 PM
Who dafaq is Tim?
He knows not who Tim is, must count to three, not two, or four... Definatly not five.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 16, 2017, 09:48:12 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on December 16, 2017, 08:45:44 PM
Who dafaq is Tim?
He knows not who Tim is, must count to three, not two, or four... Definatly not five.
That totally made sense.
Watch out for the rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer.. huuuuuuge sharp... i mean he
can..leap and ooh look at all the bones..
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvumykjQo1qhucs7o1_500.gif)
And that's why rabbits shouldn't do drugs.
I hereby throw up a vote for Kronnor to lose that belt, and give it to Krogon!
AYE!
HAIL MONTY PYTHON!
Quote from: Vraxxar on December 17, 2017, 12:36:50 PM
I hereby throw up a vote for Kronnor to lose that belt, and give it to Krogon!
AYE!
HAIL MONTY PYTHON!
...and now for something... completely different.
Something completely different?
Who here have a read a manga about Hitler playing majhong against the Pope?
Quote from: Vraxxar on December 17, 2017, 12:36:50 PM
I hereby throw up a vote for Kronnor to lose that belt, and give it to Krogon!
AYE!
HAIL MONTY PYTHON!
Do you think it's democracy up in here? I'm not losing the belt for no one! Unless 24h pass since their last post and no one replies to stop them from winning.
Better give it a try then
Well, did it work?
What worked?
Do you think I know everything?
I don't know. Maybe you do?
I knew you say that
Quote from: Regorn on December 18, 2017, 12:02:22 AM
I knew you say that
False.
You infact know nothing. Regorn snow.
I thought he was Regorn Yolk.
Who do I need to blow to get an animated signature?
Quote from: Gashuk/Sarguk on December 18, 2017, 03:35:50 PM
Who do I need to blow to get an animated signature?
Blow not. Beg, or beg not. There is no Blow.
(https://i.imgur.com/JFrKgpT.gif)
But who!? D;
I think you'll have to try your way to who it is, hueuheu
10 bucks and I'll tell you who made the signatures.
I can tell you for 0 deer skins.
It was a person.
I'll offer you full payment tomorrow, for a hamburger today! Wait...
Quote from: Gashuk/Sarguk on December 19, 2017, 08:23:31 PM
I'll offer you full payment tomorrow, for a hamburger today! Wait...
(https://i2.wp.com/lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/burger-love.gif?resize=500%2C245&ssl=1)
lewd
I see what kind of burgers Regorn likes.
Thanks to my food allergy, I don't use cheese on my burgers.
Quote from: Regorn on December 21, 2017, 12:34:32 AM
Thanks to my food allergy, I don't use cheese on my burgers.
That sucks.
I also don't like chocolate as I never got around to eating it as a kid.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not a big fan of chocolate either. To be fair, I'm not a big fan of sweets in general.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 21, 2017, 10:52:57 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not a big fan of chocolate either. To be fair, I'm not a big fan of sweets in general.
Fail...
Where are you Kronnor, you are missing out on so much!
Game time expired. And since holidays are nearby I don't have enough time to play WoW so no use to buy game time for only a couple days that I could play WoW. :(
Buy more WoW
The family can wait.
There is quest to be done! Loot to be looted!
Quote from: Kronnor on December 22, 2017, 10:21:23 AM
Game time expired. And since holidays are nearby I don't have enough time to play WoW so no use to buy game time for only a couple days that I could play WoW. :(
Sorry to hear that man, still! hope you have a great christmas!
Hopefully we can RP in the new year before I go away again :)
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 22, 2017, 02:29:00 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on December 22, 2017, 10:21:23 AM
Game time expired. And since holidays are nearby I don't have enough time to play WoW so no use to buy game time for only a couple days that I could play WoW. :(
Sorry to hear that man, still! hope you have a great christmas!
Hopefully we can RP in the new year before I go away again :)
Yeah, most likely I'll resub after the holidays end.
And it's also due to work Regorn, not only family. It's pretty busy since we need to make sure the stock of defect materials blocked in our quarantine it's correct as it appears in the system and stuff like that.
How about we play a game of "totally true fact of poster bellow"?
And how does that work? I write some random fact and it automatically becomes true for the person that posts after me?
Indeed.
Poster bellow produce roughly 80% of Azeroth's salt supplies after their battlegrounds and Arena Matches.
Please, it's 81%.
Poster bellow sucks his thumb when he/she sleeps.
It's a manly trait.
Poster bellow plays Hearthstone IC, and only plays hunter aggro decks. Poster believes they are the pinnacle of intelligent and strategic play.
I do not believe that, I know that I am.
The poster below still thinks Santa is real.
Prove he doesn't.
Poster below me identifies as a German Apache Attack Helicopter that is vegan, does crossfit and vapes.
Quote from: Azolg on December 24, 2017, 06:29:45 PM
Prove he doesn't.
Poster below me identifies as a German Apache Attack Helicopter that is vegan, does crossfit and vapes.
Nope.
Dooker.
The poster below skreeks the mank so that a jeek is grooked for hork, wikket.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on December 24, 2017, 11:35:09 PM
Quote from: Azolg on December 24, 2017, 06:29:45 PM
Prove he doesn't.
Poster below me identifies as a German Apache Attack Helicopter that is vegan, does crossfit and vapes.
Nope.
Dooker.
The poster below skreeks the mank so that a jeek is grooked for hork, wikket.
Dafaq does that mean?
The poster bellow likes to bury himself/herself in the garden and pretend he/she is a carrot.
It makes one feel safe, and a form of meditation.
The poster below secret pleasure is to RP as a troll with a lisp who believes he is a gnome who believes he is a blood elf, with the power of dance.
Quote from: Regorn on December 25, 2017, 10:46:33 AM
It makes one feel safe, and a form of meditation.
The poster below secret pleasure is to RP as a troll with a lisp who believes he is a gnome who believes he is a blood elf, with the power of dance.
That sounds alot like Kronnor's story.
The poster bellow will post after me.
Quote from: Kronnor on December 25, 2017, 06:45:41 PM
Quote from: Regorn on December 25, 2017, 10:46:33 AM
It makes one feel safe, and a form of meditation.
The poster below secret pleasure is to RP as a troll with a lisp who believes he is a gnome who believes he is a blood elf, with the power of dance.
That sounds alot like Kronnor's story.
The poster bellow will post after me.
Skreeker jeeked
Manked with the hork so dook is jibbed.
The horker below will dook the hork, mankers.
I think Krogon have gone mad.
I do remember killing Horker in Skyrim, but not playing as a Horker, have not modded it that much.
The post bellow me is playing a miniature tabletop game, similar to warhammer but based on Warcraft.
I wish I would play something like that :(
The poster bellow me steals all the Christmas cookies and hides them under his pillow.
I think the thread is slowly decaying back to it's old state of just me and Kronnor posting on it.
Wonder why?
I blame real life and discord.
And the trolls of Gundabad.
Everyone had a good Christmas
Too bad I had to go to work yesterday and today. Well, at least I still have a couple free days now until work starts again.
You work a lot Kronnor.
Well, I'm not just a simple operator on the assembly lines anymore. As a supplier quality technician I have a lot on my hands, almost as much as the engineers from my department. Which is insane seeing we get almost the same salary as the quality from the assembly lines which have a way easier time, since their job is mostly to contact us when they have trouble.
If you have a lot on your hands, have you tried having more hands?
I wish having more hands was an option. Unfortunately it is not.
That's quitters talk
You know something that I don't on how to get more hands?
P.S: buying a slave is not an option.
...Become a mutant?
Sure thing. Just let me google for a tutorial on how to do that.
Something tells me you are not taking my suggestion seriously.
Ok, how about this, find a person who does not need his hand, take it and then surgically attach it to yourself.
Sure thing. I will search on ebay for an extra hand.
Oh man, first post for the new year, better make it sound cool and awesome
Great year we are having this year
Perfect!
Quote from: Regorn on January 01, 2018, 12:42:30 PM
Oh man, first post for the new year, better make it sound cool and awesome
Great year we are having this year
Perfect!
Gratz. *slow clap*
Thank you, I wrote it myself
WOW, you're so talented. Truly an inspiration for any aspiring writers.
:D
For those that want to start writing I suggest starting with letters to form words.
Quote from: Regorn on January 02, 2018, 05:11:53 PM
For those that want to start writing I suggest starting with letters to form words.
:o Truly amazing. Who knew to do that.
On more important topics
The new part of the Civ Battle Royal came out today and the Swedish-Icelandic war continues to devastate Europe.
Quote from: Regorn on January 03, 2018, 01:03:50 PM
On more important topics
The new part of the Civ Battle Royal came out today and the Swedish-Icelandic war continues to devastate Europe.
That doesn't sound so bad.
Indeed! The first war was devastating for Sweden, they destroyed Finland but the two frontal war was to much for them.
But now they are back at the war between Iceland and Sweden is much more even, it's going to reduce Central and possibly West europe to slag when it's done.
Well, Romania is in the eastern part, so whatever.
Don't worry, East Europe got almost obliterated back during the 2 Swedish-Finnish wars.
Those Finnish bastards got what was coming for them.
You need to chill down with the hyper-patriotism. We get it, you're from Sweden. No need to go full conquering tyrant over here.
:D
HAIL SWEDEN!
WE SHALL RETURN TO OUR GLORIOUS EMPIRE!
THE NORTH SHALL BE OURS!
what glorious empire?
He's probably talking about Norway or something like that.
In the Civ Battle royal, Norway did nothing, had a short war with Sweden, then did nothing until Sweden conquered them.
They had the nickname "Snoreway", because they were only sleeping.
They must've thought Sweden is not worth it. *shrug*
So they stayed, did nothing until Sweden conquered them?
Well too bad for them then?
Their cities aided in the production of the Swedish army.
The poster bellow me only writes about Sweden and it's glory in a PC game.
GLORY TO SWEDEN!
Not you too...
Join us, we got Semla's
I have no clue what that is.
Mmmm, Semla.
*Drools*
WHAT IS SEMLA?!
(https://i.imgur.com/o8Khhlb.jpg)
That looks like somekind of doughnut or whatever.
They are Delicious apparently, I don't know because I got food allergies.
That sucks.
The only food I can't really eat is mushrooms, they make my stomach hurt like hell. I could eat them before I had gastritis, but since then I can't. :(
I love mushrooms.
I never had mushroom soup tho, is it any good?
I don't know, I can't eat it. Even at work when we have Pizza it takes me around 5 minutes to take off all the mushrooms off before I can start eating it.
And it sucks cause I used to love mushrooms, I kinda still do, but my stomach can't tolerate them anymore.
I guess out topic is food now, how much you lot like Chicken?
Chicken might be my favorite meat. It's probably the best.
Have you tried to make dried, oven fried chicken?
Pour salt and Baking soda over the chickens so they dry out, wait 24H, put them on a Oven rack so they don't bathe in the fat and liquid generated.
Result: Crunchy chicken, pour some spices over them afterwards and it will be good.
Didn't try it yet. Probably will someday.
Last post wins turns into Jamie Oliver's 15 minute meals
Quote from: Groshnok on January 13, 2018, 02:26:46 PM
Last post wins turns into Jamie Oliver's 15 minute meals
Well, food is something we all enjoy. I don't mind knowing recipes that others here enjoy.
Sometimes, I make store bought meatballs and spaghetti.
I also add ketchup.
Quote from: Regorn on January 13, 2018, 10:29:54 PM
Sometimes, I make store bought meatballs and spaghetti.
I also add ketchup.
You animal.
Quote from: Regorn on January 13, 2018, 10:29:54 PM
Sometimes, I make store bought meatballs and spaghetti.
I also add ketchup.
That's just plain heresy!
But it's cheep!
And seriously guys, it's just some ketchup.
Ketchup on pasta? You barbarian!
Pasta and ketchup is called the poor man's dinner in Denmark. Since a lot of student can't buy anything else to eat due to high rents
Is Denmark a good place?
Amager is also great...because i live there :P
Your town sounds like a spoiled American brat is saying "Oh my God" with a New Jersey accent. Doesn't sound so great to me!
First of it is an island not town XD second don't judge it because some Americans can't speak properly xD
Quote from: Kargnar on January 16, 2018, 03:18:39 AM
First of it is an island not town XD second don't judge it because some Americans can't speak properly xD
They can't even speak English properly
So my internet is not working cause my supplier has some problems... so I'm stuck on browsing on my phone until they resolve it or my internet data ends xD
Quote from: Kozgugore on January 16, 2018, 02:47:23 AM
Your town sounds like a spoiled American brat is saying "Oh my God" with a New Jersey accent. Doesn't sound so great to me!
Hah. This quote made me a resident of Lolland for a few seconds
Make Amager Great Again MAGA
I looked it up and it is barely an island
It is my opinion that Denmark is the same as your waifu
Trash.
As an exterior observer to intra-Scandinavian shenanigans, am I correct in assuming that Regorn is a swede? (butthurt or otherwise)
Indeed, a Superb Swede.
Indeed a butthurt one I mean there is only two states a swede can exist in, butthurt or drunk :P
I'm french, and I approve Scandinavia <3
I'm romanian and I approve being drunk.
Quote from: Kronnor on January 16, 2018, 11:25:16 PM
I'm romanian and I approve being drunk.
I'm Irish and I also approve this sentiment.
I don't drink alcohol so I have no real opinion on this matter.
Quote from: Regorn on January 17, 2018, 02:42:23 PM
I don't drink alcohol so I have no real opinion on this matter.
Don't worry, I drink enough for both of us.
Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug
On other news, someone did a nice compilation gif of the borders in the Civ Battle Royal
https://gfycat.com/FrailYawningAlabamamapturtle
(It's rather big, so I just give you the link instead of linking it in to the forum)
Also, do you pronounce it gif like a civilized person or do you say jif like some kind of savage?
I pronounce it moving picture.
But... you can't do that!
In no universe in existance does anyone pronounce the word ".gif" as "moving picture"
Well, I do it. So just deal with it. 8)
I call it jif :(
Sorry
Quote from: Dekuul on January 21, 2018, 10:11:08 AM
I call it jif :(
Sorry
*Grabs popcorn and waits for Regorn to throw aged yolk at Dekuul*
*Throws aged yolk at Dekuul*
Heretic!
*Noms popcorn* This is fun.
It is written 'gif', why would you replace the g with a j?
I mean, do you often jo and replace g with j's?
Quote from: Regorn on January 22, 2018, 08:53:01 AM
It is written 'gif', why would you replace the g with a j?
It's a french thing.
Le frenchies are some weird peeps.
Isn't that just because j and g sound similar in French at least the soft g?
(https://www.altimus.ae/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/j/i/jif_cream_lemon.jpg)
I bet Regorn pronounces it with a G.
Don't be silly, it clearly says "jif" so it's clearly pronounced jif, just like how "gif" says "gif" and you pronounce it gif.
*Moving picture
You're welcome.
I see you decided to post a realistic moving picture. Nice.
I am currently absolutely livid.
But do go on.
Oh, I sure will. Don't worry about that.
Get a room you two
How about no? We have nothing to hide. 8)
I'd like a room. Can I get a room?
...I got a room.
I got a room, it holds my bed, my computer and my cloths.
It's a nice room, it have a window.
I have a room too. Funny enough, my room also holds my bed, my computer and my clothes.
What a coincidence. :o
Which one would you rather suffer?
Ayyy, that's-a spicy meme-a! :D
Honestly though, my application way-back-way was absolutely terrible. Better to suffer Death by Srelok.
Oh dayumm, you didn't found the guild? Who was chieftain before you?
Quote from: Dekuul on January 27, 2018, 08:00:08 AM
Oh dayumm, you didn't found the guild? Who was chieftain before you?
If you would've read the Red Blade history you would've known that Akesha Redblade founded the guild. ;D
And before Koz I think Rargnasha was the chieftain? Not sure tho.
Matriarch Akesha Redblade, chieftain kozgugore feraleye, chieftain Rargnasha bloodmark, Wolfking Kozgugore Feraleye.
History, yo. 8)
Just checking, have Orc culture ever including anything like a "king" before?
Probably the closest to a king would be Warchief when the initial Horde was formed.
Clearly, Kozgugore's title of "wolfking" is pink-skin inspired, all we need to learn now is that he is only half-orc or something similar.
That would be something ;D
Half-orc, half-wolf. Him and Shrewd being two parts of the same entity.
Ewww we were founded by a woman?
This triggers my toxic insecure masculinity yo
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on January 27, 2018, 01:42:04 PM
Matriarch Akesha Redblade, chieftain Kozgugore Feraleye, chieftain Rargnasha Bloodmark, Wolfking Kozgugore Feraleye.
History, yo. 8)
Thank you based lore merchant
Well, Koz has been the chieftain for so long that he gives the impression that he is the one that founded the tribe/clan.
Clearly, it's time to introduce a democracy to the tribe.
Do we hold elections each 4 years?
Quote from: Dekuul on January 28, 2018, 12:21:46 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on January 27, 2018, 01:42:04 PM
Matriarch Akesha Redblade, chieftain Kozgugore Feraleye, chieftain Rargnasha Bloodmark, Wolfking Kozgugore Feraleye.
History, yo. 8)
Thank you based lore merchant
You are welcome. I live to serve, and mock.
But mostly to mock.
You forget to mention the garroting xD
The Garrote goes without saying when it comes to Krogon. Just like the Cliff.
Well, some of the newer people might not know that.
On other news, stuff be happening in the Civ Battle Royal.
Mostly the Brazilian army slowly destroying the mighty Boers
Good job Brazil, I guess?
Somehow, Brazil made such a huge army, it was not contained to their own territory, it spread.
There are Brazilien troops everywhere in the world, and they attacked (together with others) the mighty Boers, and the Boers are loosing.
Amazing. I think a quarter of a billion people have died so far.
That's very unfortunate for them.
I am somewhat conflicted on the issue, I want Sweden to win, the Boers were the strongest civ and now they are falling, but will Brazil take their place?
Their army is ungodly huge, who is going to take down the carnival?
Numbers alone, is not military strength, young padawan.
Brazil's army is so big, it covers at least 3 other civs, at least, it might be as much as 5.
And when I say "covers", I mean it, they have open border with several civs and send their units there, no other place to put them.
Oh well, guess Brazil will win. RIP Sweden.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 01, 2018, 03:17:23 PM
Oh well, guess Brazil will win. RIP Sweden.
...This isn't the sort of Brazilian you wanted?
Who knew?
In other news, The Rum is gone.
Actually, I think Captain Morgan of the Buccaneers just North of Brazil have all the Rum supply in the world.
mostly because it's a unique resources to the buccaneers.
Rum is good. I like rum.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 01, 2018, 07:06:12 PM
Rum is good. I like rum.
No. No Rum for you. That's why it's gone.
The Rum is mine! my OWN!
... my Precioussss-- GOLLU-- PIRATE! PIRATE! --...Hic!
I mean. I'm a wine Orc now, classy fo'sure, ya dig?
You can keep your wine and rum. Beer is the only thing that matters for me.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 01, 2018, 08:20:05 PM
You can keep your wine and rum. Beer is the only thing that matters for me.
Yoda-Orc:
"...That is why you Fail"
You underestimate my power.
...or do I?
(Probs)
Favourite other persons orc round! GO!
Mine is.... RHONYA!
:-[ *blush*
Quote from: Rhonya on February 02, 2018, 09:51:10 PM
:-[ *blush*
I'm sorry, I can't allow a blush to win this thread. It would be heresy of the highest order.
Plus, awkward. :-[
Yes we can't have that.
Hmm my Favourite Orc...gotta be Devilstep.
Just the right amount of sarkasme, and grumpyness
My favourite orc, other than my own, must be Siyahgosh. He's so weird, but funny.
Rhonya: She's thicc.
:o
I will go with Sadok, because I threw a Yolk in his face once.
Sadok was the kind of orc that had to roll even when he attempted to breath. ;D
"I try hidding from the Alliance patrol"
Critical sucess
You are now on Argus, after they close to the portal there, trapped forever.
Well, that sucks.
Quote from: Regorn on February 04, 2018, 03:47:06 PM
"I try hidding from the Alliance patrol"
Critical sucess
You are now on Argus, after they close to the portal there, trapped forever.
If only you hadn't set your hearthstone to the vindicaar... ::)
You should've set it to the Shrine of Two Moons, like every normal person.
"I try to scare away the Alliance patrol"
Critical sucess
The Legend of the Green Monster of the woods attract thousands of potential adventurers, heroes and champion, if you move as much as a meter from your hiding spot you will be found.
Quote from: Regorn on February 05, 2018, 10:56:42 AM
"I try to scare away the Alliance patrol"
Critical sucess
The Legend of the Green Monster of the woods attract thousands of potential adventurers, heroes and champion, if you move as much as a meter from your hiding spot you will be found.
...Say Whaaaaaat?
What Green Monster of the woods?
The idea was that you (an orc) try to scare away a alliance patrol.
You however succeed too well, so instead of scaring away the patrol, the patrol is terrified over a green monster and tell everyone about it.
This leads to plenty of adventurer and champions arriving to "slay the green monster".
You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?
Holy shi--
I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on February 06, 2018, 07:50:00 PM
You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?
Holy shi--
I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Reward for killing him: 2 copper and a green shield with +1 stamina
Quote from: Kronnor on February 07, 2018, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on February 06, 2018, 07:50:00 PM
You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?
Holy shi--
I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Reward for killing him: 2 copper and a green shield with +1 stamina
AND LOOT!?
I should of started killing and looting you guys YEARS ago!
"I attempt to escape the Alliance Patrol"
Critical Failure!
Not only are you captured, a few days in prison you start developing Stocholm Syndrome. Years later you join your alliance brothers in battle, proudly wearing the blue tabard.
So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 07, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.
...They are the alliance, they assimilate. Resistance is futile. Unless you have "Alliance-be-gone" spray, it contains 100% real wolf urine and the tears of dwarves of whom we stole ale from.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on February 07, 2018, 07:02:43 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on February 07, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.
...They are the alliance, they assimilate. Resistance is futile. Unless you have "Alliance-be-gone" spray, it contains 100% real wolf urine and the tears of dwarves of whom we stole ale from.
WTB 2L of "Alliance-be-gone" spray.
You attempt to buy 'Alliance-be-gone' spray.
Critical Success!
You buy so much you get buried under a great pile of spray bottles. You get a concussion.
At least I'll keep the whole Alliance away.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 08, 2018, 01:53:14 AM
At least I'll keep the whole Alliance away.
It's the wolf urine I tells'ya!
It sends them PACK-ing!
;D
Comment that wolf packs does not actually exist
Shut up Regorn, you know nothing.
Don't call me Jon Snow!
I didn't. You're not cool enough to be him.
Also, it seems we got another bot in here. Babbling something about printers and OS.
You're welcome to report them whenever you see them.
Let's report Kozgugore, just so when he goes online and read the reports he goes "ok, who is the smartass?"
Quote from: Regorn on February 08, 2018, 05:12:32 PM
Let's report Kozgugore, just so when he goes online and read the reports he goes "ok, who is the smartass?"
"Oh, it was REGORN - because I can read, and his name is on this report. Smartass"<Koz switches Regorns profile pic with that of a pink pony>IMAGINE THE SHAME!! don't erk the Chief ya dooker!
That is why you should do it.
I mean, do you think Koz can bring himself to punish Devilstep?
Quote from: Regorn on February 08, 2018, 07:32:48 PM
That is why you should do it.
I mean, do you think Koz can bring himself to punish Devilstep?
...well played.
...well played ::)
(https://i.imgur.com/Jw396Lc.gif)
You must have forgotten about the many times that Krogon faced a demotion through pas disagreements. ;)
Quote from: Kozgugore on February 09, 2018, 12:31:52 AM
You must have forgotten about the many times that Krogon faced a demotion through pas disagreements. ;)
I've been a good boy! Honest!
<shakes in a corner> :'(
Plot twist: He have not been a good boy.
Once Krogon yelled at me in redorc chat and got /gkicked. It was glorious.
I vote that Krogon shall design a new banner for the tribe, and it's an image of an orc taking a shit.
Funny story, when I met Sadok for my ICly interview Krogon's rogue (Thrork) came out of a bush with a terrible headache and wearing nothing. Not even a loincloth. 10/10 best first impression.
Sounds legit.
Thrork as warchief of the horde!
He also babbled something about being orcnapped or something like that.
Oh!
Now I remember!
...yes, all part of a clever scheme to retcon some character choices via the means of an alleged imposter.
And you know, to walk around naked in all my green buttocked glory.
Yeah, it was nice to try and talk to Sadok while Thrork was swinging his orchood around.
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
enjoy that mental image.
Why, Regorn, why? WHY???
Quote from: Kronnor on February 11, 2018, 12:23:45 AM
Why, Regorn, why? WHY???
Glorious, is why.
In other news, y'all dookers need to keep that realm guild thread bumped with lovely stories and comments.
/whip
But I have not played WoW in years!
When I'll have stories to post, I will.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 11, 2018, 01:17:12 PM
When I'll have stories to post, I will.
Kronnor the poet. I command you to make it so.
Also, the belt is mine, you're all best off quitting now.
I don't know if Kronnor the poet would work.. Mostly because I don't even know if Kronnor is dead or not ICly, since I mostly play my warrior lately.
Also, so far I still own the belt.
I believe the belt belongs to me.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Nx0rz3jtxtEre/giphy.gif)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xv1hKxae6hE/WJvjnHjKuEI/AAAAAAAABvE/kZTbR_iH9iEewYpFeWfd2UpeEGB6tS-RACJoC/w500-h150/general.gif)
Prequel gifs in my thread?
(https://i.imgur.com/Krg9uLm.gif)
Wonderous,
I has question!
Are you all doing your own Kosh'harg events this year or joining that community stuff being organised on the realm forum?
We were actually in the process of organising our own thing (had a whole list written out with things to do and everything myself), but the other person "beat" us to it. Figured we might as well not divide the community up any more than need be, so we'll indulge the one that's been posted and see where that train crashes ends up. If nothing else, we might see if we can throw in some of our own, little elements if possible!
Your gonna throw earth elements at them?
Sounds hardcore.
Quote from: Regorn on February 12, 2018, 08:44:52 PM
Your gonna throw earth elements at them?
Sounds hardcore.
...that a secret code for "get them stoned"?
I hope so, I've been campaigning for 'Orc-nip' for years. Who knew giant rocks were the answer?
Jokes aside - it sounds like it will take pressure off, or even allow you to make mini events in between! (and seduce Orcs to the 'dark' (Red blade) side... just shake the chieftain booty, Koz,always works)
Koz gonna go full Taylor Swift style. All he has to do is shake, shake, shake.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 12, 2018, 09:41:59 PM
Koz gonna go full Taylor Swift style. All he has to do is shake, shake, shake.
...oh dang.
It'd certainly be a great show alongside Sadok's greatest winter Veil hits from his new album. "I wish it could be Kosh'harg, everyday".
we need to compose a "straight outta Crossroad" lyric.
I think me, Trak and Moz did a bit of a Straight out of Garadar in redorc chat once. It was funny.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 13, 2018, 02:56:21 PM
I think me, Trak and Moz did a bit of a Straight out of Garadar in juicytroll chat once. It was funny.
The Horror.
Is your warrior an Orc Kronnor?
and if not, WHY not?
We are all Trolls on this blessed day
Yeah, both my warriors are orcs. I had a human one and an orc one during WoD. Then in Legion I leveled up my Human one so I have a max lvl char on Alliance also. After the first day at lvl 110 doing bgs and seeing how toxic the people were there I rather changed him into orc than level up the other one.
Now I have two orc warriors.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 14, 2018, 02:54:02 PM
Yeah, both my warriors are orcs. I had a human one and an orc one during WoD. Then in Legion I leveled up my Human one so I have a max lvl char on Alliance also. After the first day at lvl 110 doing bgs and seeing how toxic the people were there I rather changed him into orc than level up the other one.
Now I have two orc warriors.
...that, is a surprisingly logical reason to have two Orc warriors ;D I'm impressed.
Still, is one a RED BLADE!? and if not... WHY NOT!?
Yeah, the max level one is a Red Blade (still OOC tho, since I didn't start roleplaying with him yet).
Quote from: Kronnor on February 14, 2018, 08:26:43 PM
Yeah, the max level one is a Red Blade (still OOC tho, since I didn't start roleplaying with him yet).
This pleases me.
now stop posting in here, you've had your time! that belt is mine!
Yeah, not going to happen bub.
Also, I am pretty sure the belt is mine.
Negative, you are a meat Popsicle. the belt is MINE.
What are peoples thoughts on the mag'har Direwolf mount that got data mined on mmo-champion? I think it looks pretty sweet and suspect I may end up using it on Okiba.
Also, lovely indicator that MAG'HAR ARE COMING, ROLL ON UP YOU BROWN ORKS!
Imagine a brown orc going around and laughing at all the green orc because they are green.
"Your pretty green"
"I love this green grass"
"your green with envy"
Yeah, that direwolf looks nice. I love the armor also, probably those will be the racial armor and mount for the new allied race.
Also, my warrior is a Mag'har (at least so far in his WiP story). Still not sure if I will use the mount and armor, I'm aiming for a black plate transmog and using the Prestigious War Wolf to match it.
It'll be interesting to see what the Mag'har racial set looks like!
Now fingers crossed for Hozen...
Hozen and Jin'yu should've been like the first Allied races. It's not like they're the first "new" races that help the Horde/Alliance on Pandaria. But hey, whatever floats Blizz's elves.
Clearly, Blizz need to make half-orc, half-elves a new allied race.
Also half-elves for the alliance side, they already exist in the lore.
Also half-orc, half-dranei for horde
Also half-dwarfs, half-humans
more halfsies, 50% discount.
Quote from: Regorn on February 15, 2018, 09:42:43 PM
Clearly, Blizz need to make half-orc, half-elves a new allied race.
Also half-elves for the alliance side, they already exist in the lore.
Also half-orc, half-dranei for horde
Also half-dwarfs, half-humans
more halfsies, 50% discount.
eew.
Also, just seen Koz in the armoury with his new bear/wolf mask and had an Orc-gasm. So sex.
Congrats Shnozz! I hope it wasn't too much trouble to get!
Turns out that Krogon was turned down by a hot draenei chick once, so he hates all things draenei.
Thanks Kroggo! To be honest, it's kinda been a huge pain in my ass. Been farming it since early December and it refused to drop a single time since the first two weeks. But I suppose in hindsight, that makes the relief and happiness that much bigger now that I finally got it, so it's all good! Finally no more Antorus farming for me. \o/
There he goes again wearing leather helmets as a hunter. STOP TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT KOZ!
Jk, it looks good with your set.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 16, 2018, 03:07:32 PM
There he goes again wearing leather helmets as a hunter. STOP TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT KOZ!
Jk, it looks good with your set.
Almost as bad as leather wearers in cloth!
We all know 3-cm thick steel plating is the new hottest fashion.
Plate is bae.
But it's winter and it's cold. #FreeTheNipple
Also the new fashion: Hunched trolls, hunched orcs, hunched humans and hunched undead.
Also hunched elves, all types.
Straight back are for losers.
Well, guess we are all losers then.
I have a strange question. How are monks doing in PvP as of right Now? No changes?
As someone who does not currently play the game...
I think the Monk players complain they are Underpowered
I think the none-monk players complain they are overpowered
Monks are in a good spot in PvP. So no worries.
I still recommend whining on the PvP forums, that always seem to help.
No, better to complain on the monk forums, but as another class.
I've seen plenty of warriors and shamans complaining on the hunter forums that surv sucks and that they should make it ranged again.
I'd say that the monks are still good. And rather unchanged.
The one that bothers me the most is the Mistweaver. Becuase running and healing! I can't ever catch them! /tableflip.
If you play Sub you should have 0 problems with sticking on a MW. Even I, as a fury warrior, can keep pressure on them just fine. 3 heroic leaps and 2 charges. They can't do shit. Same for arcane mages.
Kronnor speaks the truth!
Check out...
https://youtu.be/R5jVpdaUKpI
And learn some sub, vraxx San!
That person's other rogue guides are sweet too.
The really annoying healers are Resto Druids.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 18, 2018, 05:35:25 PM
The really annoying healers are Resto Druids.
Despite maiming a druid so long, I've never tried resto in arena... It's snazzy for small groups/BG's though because of utility.
Planning to poor effort into mistweaver when I get back though!
You maim druids? Damn, that's savage. Also, poor effort does not sound that good. Do you mean "pour"?
I remember back in Wrath of the Lich King
Me and my brother played druids, we had a fun time leveling up, we also did Resto/Feral 2vs2 arena, but we both spammed heals.
If we lost, we did it quickly, but if we won, it took a while.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 18, 2018, 08:57:41 PM
You maim druids? Damn, that's savage. Also, poor effort does not sound that good. Do you mean "pour"?
**Main
**pour
Sucks to be dependant and trusting of auto correct.
Still, rogues suffer vs healers unless they're Sub.
And yes! I'm mistweaving when I get back!
Mistweaving sounds like a bad idea.
When your done your weave, the mist vanish.
No... just... no
So you agree with me that Mistweaving is a bad idea?
I knew you would be reasonable Krogon, great mind think alike as they say.
Quote from: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 10:54:25 AM
So you agree with me that Mistweaving is a bad idea?
I knew you would be reasonable Krogon, great mind think alike as they say.
I'm seriously considering healing you to death :-\
Krogon, if you decide to go Mistweaver we might do some arenas, since MW is the BiS healer for Fury warrior in 2v2.
We might try to get to 2k rating for that sweet Elite PvP transmog.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 19, 2018, 02:32:25 PM
Krogon, if you decide to go Mistweaver we might do some arenas, since MW is the BiS healer for Fury warrior in 2v2.
We might try to get to 2k rating for that sweet Elite PvP transmog.
We'll see, I'm as yet unsure how i'll pvp with it.
was more a consideration for BfA pve content for the guild and w-pvp campaigns, we need them healers!
Quickly! Use my staff for healing, just slam it in to the persons head until they stop complaining it hurts.
If wPvP in BfA will be anything similar to what we have in Legion then I doubt any wPvP campaings will take place. Also there will be a phasing issue with ppl that have PvP on and people with it off. So RP will have to suffer since if you have PvP activated you won't be able to see ppl that don't have it. And you need to fly to the capital city to turn it off or on.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 19, 2018, 07:07:50 PM
If wPvP in BfA will be anything similar to what we have in Legion then I doubt any wPvP campaings will take place. Also there will be a phasing issue with ppl that have PvP on and people with it off. So RP will have to suffer since if you have PvP activated you won't be able to see ppl that don't have it. And you need to fly to the capital city to turn it off or on.
Blizzard have already stated that won't be the case for RP servers.
Still, W-pvp, dungeons, mythics, LFR, Warfronts and other BfA content... it'd help the guild/clan to have a few more healers (even if it's an off-spec monk)
But how will failing at making cloth weaves help the guild?
Quote from: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 08:00:17 PM
But how will failing at making cloth weaves help the guild?
<Heals Regorn to death>
So wait, you make my ashes come alive again or something?
Am I a ash elemental now?
Quote from: Regorn on February 19, 2018, 08:28:10 PM
So wait, you make my ashes come alive again or something?
Am I a ash elemental now?
...
...
...Bah
Anyway, planning to move Okiba into a "Battle-field mender and surgeon" direction, using pandaren medicine techniques etc. So mistweaver helps IC with that.
In other news, How's Garadar?
oh yea, sorry.
Oh no! The wind! It get dust in my eyes! Oh, the pain!
So, does anyone know any good jokes? Here's one...
Ten english yachts and ten french yachts, each numbered 1 to 10 in their own language, have a race across the english channel.
One by one, number by number, one, deux, trois, seven, three, quatre... they all cross the line...
However,toward the end of the race, the organiser notes that a french yacht must have gone missing as only nine of them had arrived and the last hasn't been seen for some time. He asks the referee which and why...
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, it's Cinq"
That's actually a good one Krogon.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
I laughed so hard a bit of orcish pee came out.
"How do you Think, the un-thinkable?"
...
"With an Ithe-berg"
Who doesn't love a good Lisp joke?
Here is something stupid I remember we told ourself around when I was a kid.
You got a bun in your ear
What?
You got a bun in your ear!
What!?
YOU GOT A BUN IN YOUR EAR!
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I GOT A BUN IN MY EAR!
Quote from: Regorn on February 20, 2018, 09:22:52 PM
Here is something stupid I remember we told ourself around when I was a kid.
You got a bun in your ear
What?
You got a bun in your ear!
What!?
YOU GOT A BUN IN YOUR EAR!
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I GOT A BUN IN MY EAR!
...I'm stealing that.
What do you call a group of orc bards?
An orchestra.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 21, 2018, 03:20:46 PM
What do you call a group of orc bards?
An orchestra.
that, is, amazing.
Kronnor... I need your opinion.
As I plan to main my monk in BfA, and arrange my alts in a fashion whereby i have a clothy, mail wearer and plate wearer as secondary...
What's the best levelling specs for Hunter and shaman right now? I've become very astranged to hunter, and i've -never- levelled a shaman.
Well, for my hunter I was only Survival since the beginning of the expansion. The spec feels rather nice and it has the right tools to do good on it's own while leveling. People would probably say BM or MM cause you're ranged (BM also with a pet to tank) but Survival is more fun for me.
As for Shaman, Enha is doing rather good. It's a bit squishy, so you might want to go Elemental so you can kite stuff with good dmg. I assume Elemental would be better than Enha if you didn't play shamy.
But from my point of view (including the fun factor and viability) Survival for hunter and Enhancement for Shaman.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 21, 2018, 08:35:57 PM
Well, for my hunter I was only Survival since the beginning of the expansion. The spec feels rather nice and it has the right tools to do good on it's own while leveling. People would probably say BM or MM cause you're ranged (BM also with a pet to tank) but Survival is more fun for me.
As for Shaman, Enha is doing rather good. It's a bit squishy, so you might want to go Elemental so you can kite stuff with good dmg. I assume Elemental would be better than Enha if you didn't play shamy.
But from my point of view (including the fun factor and viability) Survival for hunter and Enhancement for Shaman.
Much obliged!
As things stand I'm going...
Leather MAIN: - Okiba (Ww'er/Mw'er) monk.
Cloth alt: Nightborne arcane mage
Plat alt: Blood elf Ret paladin
Mail alt: Zandalari BM hunter / Highmountain Ele shaman.
I suppose now i just need to sit and make the choice!
Or you could make a Highmountain BM hunter. With a crossbow and a pet eagle.
Skyhorn apple crumble.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 21, 2018, 08:48:51 PM
Or you could make a Highmountain BM hunter. With a crossbow and a pet eagle.
Skyhorn apple crumble.
This, this is the -other- problem. Which way round to put the races.
Highmountain elementalist / eagle master
Zandalari Witch doctor / Dino-master
Honestly, this is the easy part, working out the class/race combination for my mail wearer. Not even going to tell you how much I struggled with the other three.
Me, I would go Zandalari Shaman (Witch doctor) and Highmountain Hunter (Eagle Master).
Also, as survival the artifact weapon is one of the Highmountain most treasured artifacts.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 21, 2018, 08:55:13 PM
Me, I would go Zandalari Shaman (Witch doctor) and Highmountain Hunter (Eagle Master).
Also, as survival the artifact weapon is one of the Highmountain most treasured artifacts.
The Mon makes good points, I shall sleep on it.
2 months (10 weeks) before I can action any of this anyway!
I won't make anything, because I am still not playing WoW Again.
: D
That's quite a long time to wait Krogon.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 22, 2018, 04:00:36 PM
That's quite a long time to wait Krogon.
welp, that's how long i'm away for still. been 7 weeks!
And I'm leaning toward a Zandalari shaman and highmountain hunter now ;D :o
Let's chat more about various charecter plans to make Krogon go nuts with hype.
Quote from: Regorn on February 22, 2018, 06:59:50 PM
Let's chat more about various charecter plans to make Krogon go nuts with hype.
Nope.
I've decided! I drew up lists, flow charts, diagrams and pro's/con's boards for days to work out my four choices with good, logical reasons!
you can't ruin my fun now, dooker!
Too bad there are not any eagle mounts. It would have been perfect for a Skyhorn hunter.
Cause surely, having a whole class hall dedicated to Eagles for the most majority of the expansion, only to pull the Wolfhawks out of their asses in the last moment makes so much sense...
Quote from: Kronnor on February 22, 2018, 08:36:26 PM
Too bad there are not any eagle mounts. It would have been perfect for a Skyhorn hunter.
Cause surely, having a whole class hall dedicated to Eagles for the most majority of the expansion, only to pull the Wolfhawks out of their asses in the last moment makes so much sense...
Yeah, that really pissed me off too. Would of suited Arhnum wonderfully.
Still, We'll see.
Okiba is focus number 1!
<Karate chops Kronnor>
Just go farm for Ashes of Al'ar, it's a bird right?
Or get a druid friend and go hunt for that blue bird.
Man, it felt so good getting ma blue bird mount.
Quote from: Regorn on February 22, 2018, 09:26:26 PM
Just go farm for Ashes of Al'ar, it's a bird right?
Or get a druid friend and go hunt for that blue bird.
Man, it felt so good getting ma blue bird mount.
Anzu? Hmm...
"Meh".
Want an eagle!
EDIT: also, Mag'har new race confirmed! and judging by their voice files, they WILL be Horde! hurrah!
Impossible! That one youtube video title (I never watched it) suggested Mag'har would go alliance!
Yeah, saw that video.
But there is no lore-wise reason for Draenor Orcs to go Alliance. I doubt Durotan (if he's the leader of AU orcs) would decide to join the Alliance while the Horde helped his people from the beginning of WoD.
http://www.wowhead.com/news=282150/maghar-orc-allied-race-jokes-and-flirts
Confirmed Horde, judging by the jokes and flirts and dialogues.
Stay frosty, my wolves.
Hope we get the Draenor orcs early in the expansion.
Plot twist, it is Warhammer Fantasy Orcs all along.
Draenor Orcs and the alliance equivalent will likely be in 8.1. At a guess.
Yeah, probably Zandalari and Dark Iron will be in the pre-patch (like Demon Hunters were in Legion) and Draenor orcs and the Alliance equivalent will be at launch.
The Vulpera race was datamined as playable, so I wouldn't be suprised if they give it to Alliance.
I think the other way around, Kronnor. :P You unlock the Zandalari during leveling or at max level, seeing you're -going to Zandalar- to earn their trust, so it would make no sense for them to be added in a pre-patch where you've not even set foot on Zandalar. xD
Oh, it actually makes more sense that way Rhonya. Most likely the way you said it.
Seeing we're heading to war the Alliance and Horde bring in already established "alliances".
Not sure I'd make a mag'har.
Any raced you guys would want in particular?
Hozen/mantid/jinyu/tuskar would be great.
I would love to have Vrykul as playable race.
If we get Vrykul then everyone would start whinning they want Frost/Kaldir variant
Yet the Vrykul have more lore and make more sense than void elves...
The Vrykul could be like the Pandaren, going each faction, since they love war. And they wouldn't mind if they have to fight against their own, as long as it's a glorious battle.
That does kinda makes me wonder, how many races is there on Azeroth? (including immigrant races, like Draeni, Orc and Ogres)
Basically, all sentient species.
Furbogs for example would be included, they are clearly a people, but not very intelligent nor technological driven.
There are quite alot of races on Azeroth.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 25, 2018, 07:46:54 PM
There are quite alot of races on Azeroth.
So many in fact, we really can tell humans it most definatly isn't their world. ;D
Well, then we clearly need to start with the list.
And this is how we are gonna do it...
Major Race
This is where we put things like "Troll", there are many types of trolls, but they are all Trolls.
Subraces
Here is where you put the different types of trolls.
Major SubRace
Here you put Elves for example, as they are technically a subrace of Trolls.
Sub-SubRace
Different types of Elves
So, now we start....
Trolls
Zandalari, Jungle, Ice, Island, Dark, Sand, Blood
Elves
Night, High/Blood, Void, Nightborn, Felblood, Darkfallen
Yaungol
Tauren, Taunka
Keep it going.
Too much work for that.
Quote from: Kronnor on February 26, 2018, 11:03:11 PM
Too much work for that.
Indeed.
In other news... everyone hyped for Kosh'harg?
Not really. I feel it will turn to drama really quick.
ye all lazy
Quote from: Regorn on February 27, 2018, 11:15:52 AM
ye all lazy
Economy of effort.
This is a marathon! Not a sprint!
It's not worth my time, unless I get paid.
8)
Quote from: Kronnor on February 27, 2018, 11:30:29 PM
It's not worth my time, unless I get paid.
8)
You aren't getting paid.
Favourite birds... go!
Grey owl!
Fried chicken.
Oven fried Chicken
This bird.
(http://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/708662.jpg)
(It's a moonkin form.. counts as bird...? xD)
Buffed dodo bird with tusks.
Well if that's your favourite Rhon then it's your choice :P
Depending on the feral changes and form I may get tempted to class change Arhnum.... though, not planning on playing Druid at all in BfA.
We'll see I suppose.
Ravasaur form should of been feral form instead of travel imho.
I don't intend to play druid anytime soon. My hatred for druids runs deep, thanks to the fking cyclone spams in arenas and the weird glitch that would not apply DR to them. So enjoying full duration cyclones one after another was fun.
Glad that it got fixed.
Hunter is looking a lot better now too... I'm leaning more and more toward one for BfA as opposed to a shaman.
Also quite like the Rogue, paladin and even monk changes...
Druid looks derp still.
Seems monk/get paladin/hunter/mage is my choice for a class of each armour type. Gives me a nice selection with chances to melee, tanks, ranged, use pets and PvP AND Rp...
Get?
What class is get?
I bet it's pure dps class.
My choices on alts go purely for RP reasons... hahaha. I don't care much about the rest. xD RPed a rogue for years cause it fit the RP and character, I hate the class itself, lol.
Quote from: Rhonya on March 01, 2018, 04:43:20 PM
My choices on alts go purely for RP reasons... hahaha. I don't care much about the rest. xD RPed a rogue for years cause it fit the RP and character, I hate the class itself, lol.
GOD DAMMIT RHONYA-- RP IS A FACTOR IN ALL THIS. I ENJOY ALL MY ALTS FOR, I'M TALKING ABOUT GAMEPLAY.
GAWD.
:-\
THIS THREAD IS NOW IN CAPS LOCK.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A ALTOCHOLIC BTW?
Quote from: Regorn on March 01, 2018, 04:54:22 PM
THIS THREAD IS NOW IN CAPS LOCK.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A ALTOCHOLIC BTW?
No.
(On both counts)
I'm a weird case of altoholic. Meaning I have two orc warriors, two hunters (orc and human) and two shamans (orc and troll)... And for the most part I keep them in the same spec also... HELP
Quote from: Kronnor on March 01, 2018, 11:02:31 PM
I'm a weird case of altoholic. Meaning I have two orc warriors, two hunters (orc and human) and two shamans (orc and troll)... And for the most part I keep them in the same spec also... HELP
I genuinely can't fathom how anyone could play more than one character of a class... maybe for RP but the upkeep and repetition would drive me mad :-\
Well, at first I had a dwarf warrior and an orc one, human hunter and orc one. So I had max lvl chars on both factions with the classes I played. In Legion I only leveled my Alliance warrior to max and faction changed him after I saw that Alliance sucks. And the shaman part, the troll one is a boosted char so I could farm better some shoulders from Dragon Soul LFR xD
Yeah, you're crazy :-\
I stand by my previous comments! ;)
We are all Crazy on this blessed day
Quote from: Regorn on March 02, 2018, 10:20:28 PM
We are all Crazy on this blessed day
You're all crazy, all day.
Every day.
Well, you're crazy too.
Your not Crazy! I AM CRAZY!
...wait.
Of course you are!
Quote from: Kronnor on March 03, 2018, 02:45:09 PM
Of course you are!
On a map of red blade patrolled lands, the following quotation is often inscribed...
"Here thar be crazies"
Any suggestions for a suitable animal for Okiba to hunt on his om'riggor when I get back?
...obviously not as nuts as a devilsaur like I did on Krogon :-\
Some kind of monkey, or snake. Or maybe a tiger or crane
A desert mouse, then accept the name "Mua'dib"
Quote from: Regorn on March 03, 2018, 06:17:56 PM
A desert mouse, then accept the name "Mua'dib"
Stop reading Dune books you mad dooker.
Why don't you go and drink some sapho juice?
Try to hunt a wabbit.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 04, 2018, 01:20:52 PM
Try to hunt a wabbit.
A Waskily Wabbit?
...CHEESE & BISCUIT
Tempted by a tiger or an eagle 🤔
An eagle sounds interesting.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 04, 2018, 03:42:18 PM
An eagle sounds interesting.
Yarp... also, who changed my "CHEESE & BISCUIT" to "CHEESE & BISCUIT"
:-[
Had no idea you like dairy products and baked goods so much Krogon.
Take Eagle, Beat it up.
No, not bow and arrow to bring it down, you grab it and start punching it.
Quote from: Regorn on March 04, 2018, 05:00:55 PM
Had no idea you like dairy products and baked goods so much Krogon.
Take Eagle, Beat it up.
No, not bow and arrow to bring it down, you grab it and start punching it.
I'll think on it.
AND WHY IS THAT HAPPENING!?
CHEESE & BISCUIT
don't this forum have some kind of word-changer things, some words are changed automatically to other ones?
I think I remember some of that....
Because cheese and biscuits is so much nicer than l.u.l. ;)
It's an old thing from the previous forums we used to have fun with. And to torture Krogon with, of course.
Quote from: Kozgugore on March 04, 2018, 11:28:55 PM
Because cheese and biscuits is so much nicer than l.u.l. ;)
It's an old thing from the previous forums we used to have fun with. And to torture Krogon with, of course.
...you crafty wolf
But none of this changes the fact I'm going to win that belt!
AND punch an eagle!
Eagle punching should be a tradition of the tribe.
As long as I still breath this belt is mine.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 05, 2018, 11:22:12 AM
As long as I still breath this belt is mine.
That can be corrected...
You can try. >:(
Yea, he can, because the belt is mine, but we should not discourage his attempts.
Quote from: Regorn on March 05, 2018, 04:59:10 PM
Yea, he can, because the belt is mine, but we should not discourage his attempts.
Don't make me do something crazy like employ... tactics!
Curios what kind of tactics can exist in a "last post" challenge.
He'll hire some hackers to take down your network so you can't post.
So we need to start posting in incognito mode so he can't track us?
Quote from: Regorn on March 06, 2018, 10:18:08 AM
So we need to start posting in incognito mode so he can't track us?
Hide... from me?
Good luck, wikket.
I bet you have no idea where I am right now.
Quote from: Regorn on March 06, 2018, 09:52:17 PM
I bet you have no idea where I am right now.
On this forum.
Duh! :-X
Now... who knows a good riddle?
Arkail might now riddles. *shrug*
I was never good with riddles, figure them out or coming up with my own.
Forget the riddles! Let's all drool over upright orcs!
:o
Personally I think Koz is going to have an Orc-gasm when he sees it.
Pah! Hardly.
... I've had my orc-gasms back when I tried to replicate Koz's gear in the dressing room and applied the new walking animation that was hidden in the animation list already.
Quote from: Kozgugore on March 07, 2018, 12:51:44 PM
Pah! Hardly.
... I've had my orc-gasms back when I tried to replicate Koz's gear in the dressing room and applied the new walking animation that was hidden in the animation list already.
Unf... I love it when you talk anatomical motor and stature functions.
Makes an orc weak at the knees.
:o
Sneaky orcs peeking into my thoughts!
Quote from: Kozgugore on March 07, 2018, 02:30:17 PM
Sneaky orcs peeking into my thoughts!
I'm inside your mind Koz! ;)
Quick! Think of a naked Ogre Lady!
This will stun Krogon, he just can't stop being amazed of the beauty of Ogre ladies.
Quote from: Regorn on March 07, 2018, 08:14:13 PM
Quick! Think of a naked Ogre Lady!
This will stun Krogon, he just can't stop being amazed of the beauty of Ogre ladies.
I'm sorry, but it's firm, green, muscular Orc buttocks or nothing.
Quick! Think of a naked Ogre Lady who slipped in a puddle of green paint!
This will stun Krogon, he just can't stop being amazed of the beauty of green Ogre ladies.
I'd rather not think of naked Ogre ladies.
you like it, admit it.
As much as I like naked ladies, Ogre ones are not included.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 08, 2018, 11:08:34 AM
As much as I like naked ladies, Ogre ones are not included.
Yeah, I'm so ogre them too.
Hue hue hue
oh, I get it, you guys are furries!
Imagine then Worgen, Panderen and Tauren ladies then.
Quote from: Regorn on March 08, 2018, 12:15:24 PM
oh, I get it, you guys are furries!
Imagine then Worgen, Panderen and Tauren ladies then.
Mother of Orcs... No. :-\
So you deny it?
You are in denial, that is not healthy for your mental well being.
Orc females, best females. Just look at those strong thighs.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 08, 2018, 11:31:25 PM
Orc females, best females. Just look at those strong thighs.
Th-th-th-THUNDER THIGHS!
They could kill a man with those thighs.
should not tauren have stronger thighs?
Regorn, maybe you are a furry?
Quote from: Kronnor on March 09, 2018, 10:22:08 AM
Regorn, maybe you are a furry?
This would explain his obsession with animal thighs! ;)
Oh hi, Krogon! I am back in the guild, wuuuh!.. Not on Grogona, cuz she ded
Quote from: Grogona on March 09, 2018, 01:19:42 PM
Oh hi, Krogon! I am back in the guild, wuuuh!.. Not on Grogona, cuz she ded
Hurray! This pleases me muchly. I'm back too and playing my monk Okiba.
Who's your Orc?
I too am back.
I am still in Nagrand in the pile of Ashes.
Quote from: Regorn on March 09, 2018, 02:28:26 PM
I too am back.
I am still in Nagrand in the pile of Ashes.
...this is why nobody wants to redirect you.
Just come by and say hi sometime.
We love you really Regorn.
But we loved you more when you belated aged yolk all over Sadok.
Speak for yourself Krogon. I never knew the orc. So how can I love him?
Quote from: Kronnor on March 10, 2018, 03:09:48 AM
Speak for yourself Krogon. I never knew the orc. So how can I love him?
-Love him-
*stare* o_o
What is love?
Quote from: Kronnor on March 10, 2018, 05:39:08 PM
What is love?
It's that thing you have for me.
Now just transfer it all to Regorn.
Sorry. Can't do.
I'm so happy I get to keep your love :o <3
Try not to lose it while at sea, will ya?
Quote from: Kronnor on March 10, 2018, 08:35:10 PM
Try not to lose it while at sea, will ya?
I'll seduce you when I get back. Don't worry.
Can't wait for it to happen. :D
Quote from: Kronnor on March 10, 2018, 10:05:28 PM
Can't wait for it to happen. :D
Well you'll have to wait.
And like it!
Just go and pick up my staff and start hitting Kronnor's head until he loves me.
That usually works.
Also, I been stuck in Skyrim again, please send help.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on March 09, 2018, 02:22:13 PM
Quote from: Grogona on March 09, 2018, 01:19:42 PM
Oh hi, Krogon! I am back in the guild, wuuuh!.. Not on Grogona, cuz she ded
Hurray! This pleases me muchly. I'm back too and playing my monk Okiba.
Who's your Orc?
A male warrior, called Thrash! He's a dragonmaw, and tames proto-drakes. :)
Also, I heard! I'd be disappointed if you hadn't made a new orc. :b So that's good! Also, I hear you're a pirate now, on the sea.
I'm a sailor again yes ;D
Looking forward to RP'ing with you when I get back in May!
Also.... just seen the mag'har player skins! Sexy!
The skins are sexy indeed. Can't wait to race change my warrior, so he will be sexy too.
And Regorn, try hitting me with your staff and I'll shove it up your place where the sun doesn't shine. :D
Quote from: Kronnor on March 12, 2018, 01:20:14 PM
The skins are sexy indeed. Can't wait to race change my warrior, so he will be sexy too.
And Regorn, try hitting me with your staff and I'll shove it up your place where the sun doesn't shine. :D
Your left nostril?
That's weird.
Sure, his left nostril.
Now comes the big question.
Green Thigh or Brown Thigh?
Cyan. Just like Kronnor's skin.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 12, 2018, 08:27:53 PM
Cyan. Just like Kronnor's skin.
Oh my.
Now, more importantly.. . What the dook happened at Kosh'harg last night that caused this drama?
wait, drama? Tell me all about it.
Quote from: Regorn on March 13, 2018, 09:25:27 AM
wait, drama? Tell me all about it.
No! You tell me!
Tell me everything...
...naughty secrets!
I'll tear the secrets from your flesh!!?!
Yay, server is back up!
But... how am I to tell you about the drama if I was never there?
Wanna talk about drama? A goblin sued the Kosh'harg cause someone threatened him.
Then another goblin came, representing the one that represents the goblin that sued the festival.
It was rather amusing.
Also, half the people there circled me for having a spear on my back. I just made an ICly point about the fact that "they're guests in Garadar and they should stop giving me orders as I live there" (was on my Mag'har warrior). Then I get whispered OOCly from the female organiser saying "You know there are rules and they're also on the forum". My answer was "You know your other organiser fried said locals are exception from your disarming rule, as I asked him before."
She tried to play it like she didn't read that and didn't know... Like c'mon, you organise an event and you don't read everything that goes on your thread?
So, enough drama for you Regorn?
Neat
I KNEW that unarmed rule would backfire...
You just can't control that many people that strictly.
Try to keep your heads down folks, I can imagine them only getting more strict.
She told me that I either surrender my weapon or I cannot take part in the celebration. I was like it's fine by me.
The she said that again trying to make sure I understood.
Jokes on her, I have to come to work when the events start anyway.
Oh this is still going? Hai.
Yup, still going. For quite some time.
Kronnor.
You forgot that the Legion attacking part and the fact that number of armed people still is 40% of everyone there. Including Peacekeepers, and not all armed people are peacekeepers and some even don't let go of their weapon even when a peacekeeper, an organiser -and- their guild leader telling them to drop the weapon.
Then there's necromancer, Orc Voidaxe, and other usual stuff.
PS. The legion attacking wasn't a part of the plan, came from someone else and one of 'elders' that host the Kosh'harg went with it. (For Mr.Okiba, yarr.)
/dances
I think I prefer Razarons summary.
That's a drama powder keg, oh yes.
It is not RP until it's Drama
I still find it funny that Shattered Hands are allowed to walk around with big ass fist weapons, cause they're attached to their arm. While it can be taken down. Hurts a bit, but hey, they love inflicting pain on themselves.
You should carry around a giant axe and say it's part of your soul or something like that.
Quote from: Regorn on March 14, 2018, 11:29:56 PM
You should carry around a giant axe and say it's part of your soul or something like that.
A natural born lumberjack, if i ever knew one.
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Well it works for the Orc Voidaxe. Carries a twohand axe with void magic on it.
Quote from: Vraxxar on March 15, 2018, 12:17:36 PM
Well it works for the Orc Voidaxe. Carries a twohand axe with void magic on it.
You should set him on fire. /nod
Nah, I should walk around with my giant warhammer and say that I'm a blacksmith and that is my blacksmithing hammer. If they doubt it I will just link them Blacksmithing skill.
Offer them a... Demonstration of your skills if they question you.
Tell them you have... quite the grip on your hammer.
Also make note that you can do it with both right and left hand... you swing both ways.
Well, I'm a fury warrior. I can swing a 2h hammer with only one hand.
My, such big, brawny hands you have!
*swoon*
Well, it only takes a quick respec to be able to do that.
Imagine a discussion of specs and someone replace all the "respec" with "respect"
Quote from: Regorn on March 16, 2018, 04:01:36 PM
Imagine a discussion of specs and someone replace all the "respec" with "respect"
Is that why everyone is always whining at me in BG's to "respect"?
Also, bump the realm forum thread yee heathens! With Kosh'harg screenshots! /whip
Please respect.
No screenshots. Just drama. All the drama. We can show the Alliance that we can have better drama than what's going on in the Cathedral Square atm.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 16, 2018, 08:19:15 PM
No screenshots. Just drama. All the drama. We can show the Alliance that we can have better drama than what's going on in the Cathedral Square atm.
I'm almost glad I'm not there.
Almost.
Yeah. I'm kinda glad I was stuck at work instead of taking part in the Kosh'harg events. It's enough drama around without Kronnor around.
Almost fought two armed Rotgarde peacekeepers cause they tried to take Khragna's blacksmithing hammer.
They said everything that can be used as a weapon should be left behind. Kronnor suggested they should cut his hands then, since they are as dangerous as a weapon. They mocked him saying hands are no match for the blades of peacekeepers. Kronnor was on the verge of proving them wrong.
They were lucky I had 15 mins before I had to go to work so I had no time to beat the shit out of them.
Kosh'harg is a orc event right?
Are the organizers also orcs? Or am I missing something?
Can you make a claim of "Racial takeover" of your culture?
Because we clearly need more drama.
New about the Kosh'harg:
After heavy failure of having the Rotgarde leave, they are instead stripped from being peacekeepers and having weapons. Also left with a very serious warning. (wich will lead to nowhere in my guess..)
And Iron Wolf Clan, Frozen Paw Clan, Red Blade Clan, and some others wich I failed to notice wich guild. Have all members that replaced the Rotgarde as peacekeepers.
And the organizers are orcs, yes. But one's a warlock. And the other one doesn't like us.
This whole thing was not planned very well.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOoK6Y9W0AEtCHN.jpg)
It was a shitshow, obviously.
One of these days Koz I'm going to find out where you get these suitably effective human emoji pictures.
My favourite is 'greatly surprised arab diplomat'. He just about covers all my emotional displays.
Still, I trust all of you are e noting Kosh'harg and haven't been effected?
This one was fairly easy I'll admit, as it's one of Taliesin's tag lines for anything WoW-related that escalated (it's a pretty amusing WoW Youtuber, I'd gladly recommend him). As for Kosh'harg though, I had a blast myself. Granted, though, that's primarily due to the random social RP that surrounded the actual 'events'. The events themselves are, in my own eyes, somewhat lackluster. Hopefully when we get around to hosting them again sometime, we can throw in a few extra flavours for funsies.
(I mean, I made a whole list of things to do on this one when I was planning on organising it still, but then we got beaten to it. Le boo.)
Well if we do host the next one, I look forward to seeing what you had planned!
I still think we should charge money to host them. Quality Kosh'harg ain't free yo.
100 gold admission fees.
More if you want a dedicated spot to set up camp.
Sounds like a proper festival fee to me.
And now the Orcs of the Red Blade transforms to Goblins of the Red Coin.
Quote from: Regorn on March 18, 2018, 01:58:18 PM
And now the Orcs of the Red Blade transforms to Goblins of the Red Coin.
Well... I'm sold on that idea :P
I'll turn Kronnor into a berserk big-mouthed murderous goblin. He would be glorious.
So only difference would be...he became a goblin? :P
Officers are now Stockholders and managers of various departments.
The Chieftain is the largest Shareholder and the CEO
To conquer the CEO's position, you must demonstrate your wit of money earning is greater than the current CEO by buying up more shares than him.
That makes me into a sniper.
That's pretty much it.
I would beat the shit out of people then ask for money cause I used energy to beat them. It would be easy: I beat you, you pay me.
I think that is called a robbing.
Quote from: Regorn on March 18, 2018, 11:28:12 PM
I think that is called a robbing.
Kronnor the highway-orc...
"Your gold or your wife-- life!!?!" *dropkicks you off a horse*
Nope. Robbing is when I beat you because I want your gold.
But Goblin Kronnor would demand your gold as payment for beating you. So it's like getting paid for a service.
I like it.
As long as it brings in coins, I am sure Goblins of the Red Coin will do it.
Mighty Hagglers are they.
That would be hilarious tho. Now I want to make a goblin alt.. Maybe I should remake my goblin mage, Stackz.
Probably when I pre-order BfA I'll boost him. Too lazy to do the goblin starting area again. Then lvl up...
Not a goblin Bruiser?
I have this image in my head of a tiny, green, armored bucket with a giant spiked mace threatening to crack knee caps and skulls.
And it's you Kronnor, it screams your name.
Did you not hear him? He does not threaten to break your kneecaps, he just does it and goes "That be 5 gold pal"
Quote from: Regorn on March 19, 2018, 09:20:30 PM
Did you not hear him? He does not threaten to break your kneecaps, he just does it and goes "That be 5 gold pal"
Ahem, that would be 5 gold per kneecap. So if I break both of them it would be 10 gold.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 19, 2018, 11:04:36 PM
Quote from: Regorn on March 19, 2018, 09:20:30 PM
Did you not hear him? He does not threaten to break your kneecaps, he just does it and goes "That be 5 gold pal"
Ahem, that would be 5 gold per kneecap. So if I break both of them it would be 10 gold.
A pleasure doing business with you? ::) :-\ ;D
Certainly a pleasure of his.
In other, less criminal news, I'll be posting an Okiba story...
....soooooon!
Goblin Kronnor is not a criminal. He's a freelancer businessman.
You mean in the same way that Krogon Ninja wasn't a murderer...
...Just a preemptive undertaker with night time hobbies and awesome pajamas?
Hey, whatever floats your goats.
btw, why do we use goats as livestock?
What makes them better than pigs, sheep or cows?
Pigs are just massive packets of pork.
Sheep are tasty and produce this useful wool.
Cows gives not only meat, but also milk for drink, cheese and butter.
I know goats do produce milk as well, but do they even come close to produce as much a cow does? And surely, pig and cow leather is bigger than goat letter and goat fur? Why not wool?
Are they for the people who want some fabric and some milk and some meat? A "do it all" animal?
Goat is cheaper and easier to have.
The other animals needs somewhat specific areas to live by. Goats can be placed almost anywhere.
Yes.
But what about a camel?
They're woolly, meaty, AND produce milk.
Have you ever tried camel milk chocolate?!
No, I don't like chocolate.
I was allergic to milk protein as a kid, so I never started eating chocolate and now as an adult, I can't stand the stuff.
Same with cheese.
Quote from: Regorn on March 21, 2018, 07:26:08 PM
No, I don't like chocolate.
I was allergic to milk protein as a kid, so I never started eating chocolate and now as an adult, I can't stand the stuff.
Same with cheese.
...Mother of god.
A cursed life... indeed! D:<
yea, whenever I look up recipies in /r/giftrecipies they are mostly in 4 groups.
45% are deep fried stuff (I don't want that, I don't want to use a liter of oil at cooking a simple meal)
45% is 90% cheese, just loads of cheese, that I don't like.
5% contain eggs, that I can't eat.
And the remaining 5% are something I can actually cook.
Quote from: Regorn on March 21, 2018, 09:14:26 PM
yea, whenever I look up recipies in /r/giftrecipies they are mostly in 4 groups.
45% are deep fried stuff (I don't want that, I don't want to use a liter of oil at cooking a simple meal)
45% is 90% cheese, just loads of cheese, that I don't like.
5% contain eggs, that I can't eat.
And the remaining 5% are something I can actually cook.
Have you considered... you know, joining the cows in the fields, joining in and starting to
graze? :-[
But I love eating meat!
Quote from: Kronnor on March 21, 2018, 11:06:29 PM
Quote from: Regorn on March 21, 2018, 10:07:29 PM
But I love eating meat!
Yeah. Meat is delicious.
We know, oh slayer of pork goods and produce.
We know. ;)
Pork, Beef, Veil, Mutton
So many tasty meats are out there.
Chickeeeeen! Chicken is the best.
Funny how we have 3 categories of meat:
Meat, Bird, Fish.
It's funny how meat is one of the categories of meat.
Mmm...
...slow cooked lamb :o ::)
So we have
Meat
Bird
Chicken
Turkey
Other birds
Fish
Sea-Fish
Freshwater-Fish
Meat
Pork
Beef
Mutton
Venison
Horse
Goat (Why does goat meat have no fancy name?)
Wild (Rabbit and other stuff)
Camel I guess
Also Kangaroo
Goat has in fact fancy names!
Not up here though. More common, uuuh... Midterean sea (something) I think,
Also you forgot dog and cat. *Nods*
Fillet of pork wrapped in bacon. *Drools*
Well, if I don't know about it, then it's probably not that important anyway.
We're still talking about meat?
Quote from: Kronnor on March 24, 2018, 02:26:25 PM
We're still talking about meat?
It's that or waffles just to 'bait Koz.
I have no clue what to respond with right now... I'm so bored.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 24, 2018, 07:31:01 PM
I have no clue what to respond with right now... I'm so bored.
Learn some sick dance moves to show Razaron.
Or take up knitting.
At least my hangover went away.
We could start talking like Warcraft is actually a Miniature wargame like Warhammer Fantasy.
Beside, we all know there is only really 2 viable Orc armies in the meta right now.
Pure Orc army with Garrosh as your leader, or Shaman army with Thrall.
Because spamming Bloodlust have never been so great.
I think a Warcraft miniature wargame would actually be quite fun.
If a Warcraft miniature wargame existed, I think each faction should have it's own army.
So the Horde have Orcs, Troll, Tauren, Forsaken, Goblins and Blood Elves, but each one of those have their own armies.
There is also stuff like Troll Empires, with Drakkari, Amani and Gurubashi flavors.
Gnomes and Goblins are the local Mech army factions.
And Dudes like Garrosh have rules like "My Horde!", gives your army a buff if you only have Orcs and Goblin machines in your army.
We could also create our own fantasy universe and kickstart our own miniature game.
I started writing one a looong time ago during high school.
Only if Vampires Blood Line is based on animals instead of different individual mythological vampires like everyone else does it.
So no "all female seduction vampires" and "physically deformed but powerful magic users vampires" etc. etc.
Instead you have "snake Vampires", "Spider Vampires", "Wolf Vampires" etc. etc.
Well, Gangrel are kinda "wolf vampires".
Here is my idea of "Animal based Vampires"
As they age, they slowly turn in to a were-like creature, a Elder Wolf Vampire would be a werewolf, but intelligent.
A newly turned Snake Vampire is just like normal vampire businesses, fangs, super human strength, can turn in to a animal (snake). But they can also produce venom.
A somewhat older one starts develop snake like scales on their skin and get snake eyes.
And a Elder one is like a Naga.
Well, those are more like were-something. Shapeshifters, so not necessarily vampires.
It's "cool stuff" and different, something I believe to be very important.
Trust me, I been doing Worldbuilding for quite a while for fun.
It also open up for a lot of different vampire bloodlines if one need to expand them.
Bat vampires? Sure
Tiger Vampire? yea, why not?
Bear Vampire? Those dudes are big.
Also freaky idea: Vampires don't technically have their own army, they instead use human armies with a few unique units added on.
So i'm trying to decide if I should keep with okiba's weapon/apparel theme of looking and fighting akin to a japanese Sohei Warrior monk... but I also like dabbling with the concept/image of a veteran wolf rider, as that's part of Okiba's kor'kron history/backstory.
one of these chaps... (of whom which his current look on the armoury matches nicely i feel, especially with his current polearm) is what a Sohei looks like typically.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8dITqkkEfI8oG0a3btC5KxWsumEZB07_T2pwYosLiS0jzbZjQ)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQs_t2BVdKpi98BTVPrkPPiEgZ0NznjCFR7OivkRDRrhRkw4Su1gw)
or going for something slightly different. Perhaps a more Shaolin direction, or perhaps a more Orcish authentic raider?
Anyone have any opinions or ideas?
I do like the idea of mixing his monk side and Kor'kron side. And it does make sense that he is keeping the wolf riding part close, since as said his history.
So maybe combine them a bit?
That weapon on wolfback isn't completely unthinkable. Same with the clothing.
Then again I know nothing of Sohei warriors, or your plans for Okiba.
Besides, weapons and clothes can, and most likely will, change over time. For whatever reason.
I mean when I joined, Vraxxar was a full on archery and spears. Now he's daggers and stealth, hoppin' around the enemy like he had ants in his pants.
Times change.
Could indeed try and see if you could make a little combination of the two? In the end, it's down to you and deciding which you think is more appealing of course, but I do have to add that the concept and armour that you had for him previously was a -very- unique touch to an orc warrior. Never seen something like that before. Can't say the same for a wolf rider though. So if you do want to go for a rider, you could still retain that Sohei look for the sake of uniqueness, perhaps.
Thanks for your replys! I'll keep it all in mind for when I get back! :)
<*Throws waffles at the Orcs*> :-X
*Noms all the waffles.*
Quote from: Kronnor on March 26, 2018, 03:03:33 PM
*Noms all the waffles.*
*<Rolls up a newspaper>*NO! bad Kronnor!
*<Whack!>*Naughty! snacks for chieftains and Vraxxar's, not for you!
*<whack!>*
Could I have some waffles too?
*Noms the newspaper also*
Quote from: Regorn on March 26, 2018, 05:36:18 PM
Could I have some waffles too?
Anything for my favorite Yolk shaman!
;)
yay!
Unfortunately, Someone at them.
*Burps while innocently looks around*
Quote from: Kronnor on March 27, 2018, 03:34:36 PM
*Burps while innocently looks around*
This...
...is why we can't have nice things.
You're suffering compels me!
I say we put it to a Vote
Should Kronnor be killed and send to Acherus and be raised as a Death Knight so he will never know the pleasure of a living body anymore?
Such as food.
And booze.
I doubt you will be able to raise Kronnor as a DK after he dies. If he dies, he'll stay dead.
So we need to kill a Darkfallen, take it's heart and insert it in to Kronnor's dead body. Then send him on a journey to kill a bunch of insane dudes with awesome magical power.
I totally did not steal that idea from Legacy of Kain.
Don't even think that I did.
Because I did not.
Quote from: Regorn on March 27, 2018, 09:25:57 PM
So we need to kill a Darkfallen, take it's heart and insert it in to Kronnor's dead body. Then send him on a journey to kill a bunch of insane dudes with awesome magical power.
I totally did not steal that idea from Legacy of Kain.
Don't even think that I did.
Because I did not.
Erm...
...Wow.
Moving swiftly onward :-\ ;D
I don't think that would work Regorn. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 28, 2018, 03:53:15 PM
I don't think that would work Regorn. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
It's true, he has a certificate and
everything.
In other news, i'm home in 5 weeks!
/dance
Considering what Okiba should drag back from Pandaria for you all... (no, not a Sha... unless it's a "Sha'dup" for Kronnor ;) )
A bamboo stick. So I can smack you in the head with it.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 28, 2018, 06:02:33 PM
A bamboo stick. So I can smack you in the head with it.
Can my safe-word be "Chop-sticks"?
Yes.
A big bag of rice.
He should act like it's a food revolution, despite the fact the darkspear trolls have apparently been eating rice for quite sometime.
Tell Trolls how to eat rice!?
...
:-[
"Chop-sticks"
*Smacks Okiba with the bamboo stick*
No one is safe from Kronnor!
Quote from: Kronnor on March 29, 2018, 03:00:03 PM
*Smacks Okiba with the bamboo stick*
No one is safe from Kronnor!
...
*snaps bamboo over his knee*(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*KalIYe6IsGVQSDcQZ-_ZSg.png)
I never knew you had such oversized eyebrows.
*Smacks Okiba with his axe instead*
Quote from: Regorn on March 29, 2018, 04:35:14 PM
I never knew you had such oversized eyebrows.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 29, 2018, 04:36:52 PM
*Smacks Okiba with his axe instead*
<*Blocks with over-sized bushy eyebrows*>Ha-ha-ha!(https://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11121/111216687/5217942-4564979793-54a1f36aad85dfdea9c8bdc100b4c994b14d3a75)
*Licks Okiba's bushy eyebrows.*
Quote from: Kronnor on March 29, 2018, 05:21:07 PM
*Licks Okiba's bushy eyebrows.*
...This is all I ever wanted in life.
I think this can be called "icky"
Quote from: Regorn on March 29, 2018, 06:21:21 PM
I think this can be called "icky"
The yolk shaman, disgusted.
Victory is indeed delicious.
Unless like them yolks.
Yes, you can take that victory.
I take the belt.
Quote from: Regorn on March 30, 2018, 11:09:56 AM
Yes, you can take that victory.
I take the belt.
I've kept this wench going for 3 months.
You think you can so easily defeat me!?
five weeks and i'm home, and then there will be nowhere safe!
NOWHERE! :D
Oh my~ *Wink wink nudge nudge*
Everyone wants my belt. If you manage to take it, I'll let you keep the pants attached to it too.
Quote from: Kronnor on March 30, 2018, 02:55:22 PM
Everyone wants my belt. If you manage to take it, I'll let you keep the pants attached to it too.
--CHOP STICKS!
CHOOOOOP STIIIICKS!!!?!1?!(Save me Rhonya :( )
She can't hear you now!
You are stuck in a shitposting thread.
Also, giff belt.
Never!
I need it!
To replace this TV power cable--
...holding up my trash bag pants!
What? it's work uniform.
*Smacks Okiba with his pants*
NO ONE IS SAFE!
I need the belt because it will go so well with my outfit.
I will be fabulous!
Quote from: Regorn on March 31, 2018, 12:34:24 AM
I need the belt because it will go so well with my outfit.
I will be fabulous!
I need the belt to...
I lie. I don't need it.
I just need something new to hurt people with.
<*Looks at Regorn and Kronnor*> ;)
Your face hurts people enough already. :D
Oooooo! BURN!
What will Krogon do about that!?
Why do you think his new char wears a mask?
I once took off my wolfmask in my old guild (Thunderfury)
They all agree I should keep my mask on.
Quote from: Regorn on March 31, 2018, 10:15:10 AM
Oooooo! BURN!
What will Krogon do about that!?
Hmm, I could take your advice and unleash the BURN--
I once said you were both my friends.
...
...I Lied.
:-X
I only roast my friends. I don't care enough about others to use my energy in roasting them.
Just saying.
What am I saying?
I
wub you both! :-*
<Hugs!>(http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/friendhug.jpg)
:D
Eww hugs.
*Smacks Okiba.*
Only look, no touch.
pfftsh.
I'd also like to state for the record that I may abandon my previous BfA character choices and just main my monk while alt'ing my rogue.
I haven't time for more! ::)
No one has time for more. Except Rhonya. She has time for every single class in-game.
I had no idea Rhonya is a god of time.
Quote from: Regorn on March 31, 2018, 10:20:05 PM
I had no idea Rhonya is a god of time.
Chronos asks Rhonya, what time it is.
She's and Old God. Of course she has time.
How about... we just live in peace? We share, pick flowers and sing songs.
Quote from: Regorn on April 01, 2018, 02:04:11 PM
How about... we just live in peace? We share, pick flowers and sing songs.
...
*Garrote*
*Smacks Regorn*
But guys...
Like. flowers and stuff.
Like all Orcs like.
Orcs are the most peaceful race in the world after all, a mentally weak people but good with machines who love negotiations and diplomatic exchanges.
We also have a book of law, after all, only barbarians would use some kind of oral tradition like "honor".
We also love the nice and soft touch of silk. With nice colors.
Quote from: Regorn on April 01, 2018, 04:27:25 PM
But guys...
Like. flowers and stuff.
Like all Orcs like.
Orcs are the most peaceful race in the world after all, a mentally weak people but good with machines who love negotiations and diplomatic exchanges.
We also have a book of law, after all, only barbarians would use some kind of oral tradition like "honor".
We also love the nice and soft touch of silk. With nice colors.
...Ha... good April fools joke there Regorn, really good :-[
in other news, i've decided to make Okiba's new Transmog out of the "Ironpelt" set, but swap out the set head item for a purple wolf mask (the leather one from outland). Maybe throw in a monk rope belt and a purple fur cloak and i think it would rock...
(http://wow.zamimg.com/modelviewer/transmog/1/1/2094.jpg)
if you wanted to know how the set looks. Them big furry black paw shoulders <3
Yeah, I know the set. It drops from HfC LFR, recolor of the Wild/Warmongering Combatant leather set. It looks cool.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 01, 2018, 05:34:55 PM
Yeah, I know the set. It drops from HfC LFR, recolor of the Wild/Warmongering Combatant leather set. It looks cool.
That's what I thought!
May use this as my new weapon too...
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjAhAOmtnhZL2soYrWV_im8V2rg2-wALJUBKOZSUP5PwxHHapUTQ)
yes... april fools.
he he he....
And we got bot spammed hard again. 7 posts of the same stuff in russian. Gotta love bots.
Also, this is what my warrior would like if the gloves and shoulders would not be DK only.
You call that a hammer?
...
...
...yea, that looks like a hammer.
Yeah. That is a nice hammer.
A big, nice Hammer.
Hold it with both hand when using it, it seems a hammer of such size needs proper control.
I only need one hand. The other one is needed for wielding a short spear for stabby stabby.
You know Kronnor, the WotLK warrior pvp sets have a few pieces that could fill in for some of that set nicely.
Would suit your mag'har.
Meanwhile, in the Empire some bards compose a sick beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz9V8L0yNds
The only beating you need to worry about is the sick one I'm going to lay on you if you keep posting!
*Shakes fist*
You can't stop me!
But I see! You prefer Orkish beats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncv4dlvPUwU
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 02, 2018, 03:57:24 AM
You know Kronnor, the WotLK warrior pvp sets have a few pieces that could fill in for some of that set nicely.
Would suit your mag'har.
I already use the Hateful Gladiator shoulders. They fit a bit. Not as good as the DK shoulders, but they will do. And for hands I might just go with the Demonic Gladiator ones (like the boots, belt and legs). If not, the Mag'har heritage armor (the black recolor) looks quite sweet and I might just use that).
Quote from: Kronnor on April 02, 2018, 03:32:21 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 02, 2018, 03:57:24 AM
You know Kronnor, the WotLK warrior pvp sets have a few pieces that could fill in for some of that set nicely.
Would suit your mag'har.
I already use the Hateful Gladiator shoulders. They fit a bit. Not as good as the DK shoulders, but they will do. And for hands I might just go with the Demonic Gladiator ones (like the boots, belt and legs). If not, the Mag'har heritage armor (the black recolor) looks quite sweet and I might just use that).
Sounds sweet.
We can be "Zug'zug smash!" buddies in our hot mogs.
Are you guys going on a road trip also?
Remember to take photos.
I just hope they give different eye colors for Mag'har. So far they have like 4 eye colors, depending on the skin you use.
I wish it would change depending on the face tho. I want mah blue eyes like in Sanna's drawing of my warrior.
Quote from: Regorn on April 02, 2018, 05:38:42 PM
Are you guys going on a road trip also?
Remember to take photos.
What happens on the gold road, stays on the gold road.
Sounds hawt.
Just me, or is there a lot of Russian bots lately?
Clearly, Kronnor is trying to distract us!
Quote from: Regorn on April 03, 2018, 10:43:59 AM
Just me, or is there a lot of Russian bots lately?
Clearly, Kronnor is trying to distract us!
Da, in soviet red blade, Orcs bot you.
(http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/14/91658412.jpg)
Me? Distract you? What do you think I'm trying to do? Take over Red Blade and establish communism?
Quote from: Kronnor on April 03, 2018, 04:13:28 PM
Me? Distract you? What do you think I'm trying to do? Take over Red Blade and establish communism?
let us do a check list to see how much of a socialist kronnor is...
1) Part of a communal group that all wear red.
2) We ride wolves, the russian 2018 world cup mascot.
3) We have a weird obsession with strength and honor, that we struggle to supress with our communal laws.
4) Many of us wield hammers. Other wield hand scythes.
5) We are, when roused, a literal red army.
6) We worship iconic images of our forebearers... comrade kraag, and supreme leader "boss" Koz-stali--
Yikes. It feels less like you making us communists and more like we are turning YOU into an
Orc-ist.
Comrade, we must defeat capitalist alliance dogs. They are corrupt beyond redemption. Remember rebuilding of Stormwind? The bourgeois would not pay workers, throwing them out of city instead.
Da... Da, for mother-durotar.
Now, in other news, there's a weird rumor going around that mag'har allied race can be priests. Can anyone confirm if this is just an elaborate joke and if so...
How long before Gashuk class changes, then class changes back because Shadow priests suck? ;D
No sign of new allied races in the alpha character creation screen yet, but it has been datamined that way, yeah. So should probably count on it!
Quote from: Kozgugore on April 04, 2018, 04:32:01 AM
No sign of new allied races in the alpha character creation screen yet, but it has been datamined that way, yeah. So should probably count on it!
Queue weird light worshiping Orcs (Karak) and Ner'zhul wannabe swarms :-\
What? the Mag'har decided to study the light next to the Dranei or something?
I want all orcs to be priests!
SHADOW FOR EVERYONE!
PS. Krogon, we need you back. The clan is crumbling.
Quote from: Vraxxar on April 04, 2018, 12:56:41 PM
I want all orcs to be priests!
SHADOW FOR EVERYONE!
PS. Krogon, we need you back. The clan is crumbling.
Wait what, explain? :-\
Comrade Krogon, after taking another close look at the Mag'har heritage armor, the Hateful Gladiator plate shoulders kinda match the Blackrock recolor of it. Also the WoD dungeon chestpiece. Or the vanilla quest shoulders that look like Saiyan armor from DBZ.
Oh yea, the clan was transformed in to cookies by a mad mage.
It's dry in the barrens, and as such, the clan is crumbling.
...You're all weird.
And caused me a genuine small heart attack out of worry.
Set my fears to rest ye crazy's.
(also, that's good news indeed Kronnor! and just think, the red version would look good too ;D you know, if you go full "Red Blade" style)
I am not weird, your weird!
I mean, you long for the time you can pretend to be a orc daily.
Yeah! We need your food back!
All we're eating is Droof's eggs!
Quote from: Vraxxar on April 04, 2018, 11:40:03 PM
Yeah! We need your food back!
All we're eating is Droof's eggs!
I Fail to see how that's causing the clan to crumble.
Unless you tried to eat the pig. and Droof punched you.
Though that'd mostly just be funny.
I got thinking. Does Okiba still has his spirit link trinket?
He traded them for a bag of magical beans.
The beans were magical! They made him fart.
I was thinking about the red heritage armor too. Especially since I saw the vicious clefthoof mount. My inner Thunderlord was very pleased.
Also, that can be mixed with the Warfront sets, since they share the color theme. Also, have you seen the new Mag'har tabard? Still, I am tempted to keep trying to get Tusks of Mannoroth. As much as people hate it ICly, for me it would just be a trophy of my char from his hunts. Clefthoof horns and a Gronnling skull. Izi.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 05, 2018, 03:29:03 PM
I was thinking about the red heritage armor too. Especially since I saw the vicious clefthoof mount. My inner Thunderlord was very pleased.
Also, that can be mixed with the Warfront sets, since they share the color theme. Also, have you seen the new Mag'har tabard? Still, I am tempted to keep trying to get Tusks of Mannoroth. As much as people hate it ICly, for me it would just be a trophy of my char from his hunts. Clefthoof horns and a Gronnling skull. Izi.
Sounds awesome, and very suitable.
And no sadly i haven't seen that tabard, got a link?
Here you go.
http://www.wowhead.com/maghar-orc-allied-race (http://www.wowhead.com/maghar-orc-allied-race)
But how many of you will roll mag'har priests?
All I presume?
I'm going warrior. I might make a mag'har priest so I have a healer and a cloth wearer alt at the same time.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 05, 2018, 05:26:25 PM
Here you go.
http://www.wowhead.com/maghar-orc-allied-race (http://www.wowhead.com/maghar-orc-allied-race)
That's nice!
Are they also getting different colored heritage armor based on their clans too? that'd be sweet.
oh, and mag'har priests confirmed. Will be interesting to see how they explain the light/discipline sides...
Also, why have Horde not gotten Ogres as Allied Race?
I mean, Rexxar went out of his way to make sure a bunch of Ogres are loyal to the Horde.
Quote from: Regorn on April 06, 2018, 02:01:35 PM
Also, why have Horde not gotten Ogres as Allied Race?
I mean, Rexxar went out of his way to make sure a bunch of Ogres are loyal to the Horde.
This.
The Horde has what, no less than two ogre clans under its sway, at least? One in Dustwallow and one in Feralas.
And no one wants to see how Female Ogres look like. True, they could just give one-headed and two-headed versions, but still.
I love how Ogres are naturally attuned to the Arcane thanks of their Titan designed ancestors.
The Arakkoa were even surprised how easily it was for Ogres to learn magic.
It's a clear cut case of intelligence =/= Magical potency in Warcraft.
I like my ogres how I like my Russian air force deployed, urban area targeting, ground attack munitions...
...Dumb.
That explains most of our Orc mages. *cough cough*
Imagine of each race had their own version of the classes.
Like, Troll Shaman, Druids and Priests are all "Loa" based.
Night Elves priest are based on the Moon instead of the Holy Light.
That could be interesting, yeah.
Negative. Chaos would ensue!
Yes, chaos. We wouldn't want that, would we. >:(
Quote from: Kronnor on April 07, 2018, 08:26:56 PM
Yes, chaos. We wouldn't want that, would we. >:(
Unless we needed to clean the gutters and required elevation, step by step...
two hours away from winning, but I will get you next time.
Quote from: Regorn on April 07, 2018, 10:39:35 PM
two hours away from winning, but I will get you next time.
It will never be yours ;D
That's not true, that's impossible!
Also, this is why being away sucks...
(https://s9.postimg.org/vncfu7mdr/Screenshot_20180408-075009.png)
::)
I want Alpha access too. :(
You shall never have it!
Unless you make a pact with cuthulu, he got codes.
Quote from: Regorn on April 08, 2018, 09:10:22 PM
You shall never have it!
Unless you make a pact with cuthulu, he got codes.
Well, he did say I could call any time...
That's what friends are for. Right!?
I just want to try out straight-back orcs.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 08, 2018, 11:48:25 PM
I just want to try out straight-back orcs.
The pre-patch in July will sate that need.
Too much to wait.
ah, the most close guarded secret of the Zandalari trolls, finally open to the Horde!
Chiropractors!
Looks like it. And looks like Thrall and Saurfang already know the secret, but they didn't reveal it yet to the rest of the Horde.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 09, 2018, 02:11:14 PM
Looks like it. And looks like Thrall and Saurfang already know the secret, but they didn't reveal it yet to the rest of the Horde.
That's why they are/was the boss orcs. Boss orc gotta Boss, orc bro.
Ya feel me?
Dem bossess allways get da good loot!
Quote from: Regorn on April 09, 2018, 03:14:14 PM
Dem bossess allways get da good loot!
Dabu! let's rob dem Orcs for da loots!
Rob? I don't rob. I beat the shit out of them then I ask their stuff as payment for my troubles. Totally legal.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 09, 2018, 05:11:22 PM
Rob? I don't rob. I beat the shit out of them then I ask their stuff as payment for my troubles. Totally legal.
Suuuure....
In other news, any requests for filler events (serious ones) I can organise on Okiba upon my return? The aim is to create a sustained chain of training/teaching events that benefit newbloods and clan orcs wanting to progress as a whole.
And you know, re-do some of the others. What orc didn't enjoy catapult training!?
Okiba plan to steal every single pair of pants of the clan, all of them.
Only those that can defend themselves from his pant stealing is worthy to resive his teaching.
Quote from: Regorn on April 09, 2018, 07:30:43 PM
Okiba plan to steal every single pair of pants of the clan, all of them.
Only those that can defend themselves from his pant stealing is worthy to resive his teaching.
Pretty sure I said "serious ones".
...and your point is?
FIRST AID TRAINING AND HAND TO HAND COMBAT!
You know the first two lessons you had.
Quote from: Vraxxar on April 10, 2018, 09:17:33 AM
FIRST AID TRAINING AND HAND TO HAND COMBAT!
You know the first two lessons you had.
Noted! Any others? :)
Back-rub training.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 10, 2018, 10:46:34 AM
Back-rub training.
Sure! Just let me find my knuckle-dusters...
The art of not being kicked in the balls.
but on a more serious note:
Bear punching. Mead-ale-beer-stout-wine-whisky, the differences in booze, a study. Elven Ear craft. Gnome Punting, winner get an award.
Quote from: Regorn on April 10, 2018, 06:41:42 PM
The art of not being kicked in the balls.
but on a more serious note:
Bear punching. Mead-ale-beer-stout-wine-whisky, the differences in booze, a study. Elven Ear craft. Gnome Punting, winner get an award.
Literally considering alternate versions of some of those :D ;D
Oh, gnome punting. I like that.
It is a honored sport.
Quote from: Regorn on April 11, 2018, 12:51:42 PM
It is a honored sport.
Gnome punting isn't a matter of life or death.
It's much more serious than that.
It is a way of life, You don't choose Gnome Punting, Gnome Punting choose you.
Same goes for the Gnomes. They do not choose to get punted, they get chosen to get punted.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 12, 2018, 11:03:48 AM
Same goes for the Gnomes. They do not choose to get punted, they get chosen to get punted.
You can only live by the punt or die by the punt.
There is no Gnome.
Warcraft version of blood Bowl is Gnome Punting.
I visited the dimension where it goes on, it was glorious.
It would be really interesting to have a version of American Football in WoW. At least in the Horde Side, since we are not scared of a little violence. Definitely using Gnomes instead of balls.
Plus we got tauren. Can do a lot more damage than draenei, since horns.
Plus forsaken. Tackled and split in half? No worry! He keeps on crawling!
Goblins, switches the ball into a bomb. That dwarf will have a blast this game.
Though goblins would most likely be the managers. And snipers to sabotage for the enemy during the game.
The Orc team is a heavy assault team. They have mediocre defense and speed but get a bonus on attack.
When you level them up you can also pick the trait "Horde Fighter", gives even more bonus attack if they are next to another orc.
Forsaken can get completely demolished and return back the next round by having their apothecary simply stich them back together.
Night elves are a highly agile team, having high dodge and speed.
of course, when they do get punched, they do go down.
They also have the unique unit: The Druid who can pick a animal form that they keep for the rest of the match.
There is of course neutral races you can hire for the Match!
Ogres. Slow, Dumb, can't hold the ball gnome and run well.
But they sure can take a lot of punches, and they hit like a truck.
Centaur. Excellent speed, probably the fastest unit in the game.
Can charge though small and medium enemies if they hit max speed.
Murlocks need to be their own team.
They are shit at everything but get twice as many players.
Me thinks you chaps have thought about this a tad too much.
:-[
...no?
Sweat nervously
...Suuuure.
Anyhow, the list as it stands right now: (and most of these are to help newbloods and others progress)
- Newblood training (on clan history/culture, promotes clan understanding and a chance to hand out marks of the clan)
- First aid / battlefield medical training.
- Wrestling / hand to hand combat practice
- Catapult Training
- Squad combat training, fighting against teams of fellow orcs to learn teamwork.
- Wyvern rider training.
- wolf rider training.
- Survival training, learn to be one with the wilds! Especially as most everything wild wants to kill or eat you.
- "Patrol!" events, where we encounter random 'x' 'y' 'z' enemies while patrolling the area immediatly around camp or the local region.
- Nag'ogar training , depending on how soon i'm allowed/able to do it.
- Wolf rider / foot races.
- Caravan events. Take a trip to the nearest city and sell our trade wares to fatten up the clans (and our own) coffers.
Any thoughts on these?
I don't see Gnome Punting.
Gnome punting is bae
Quote from: Kronnor on April 13, 2018, 10:49:41 PM
Gnome punting is bae
Gnome punting is love. Gnome punting, is life.
A catapult just adds hilarity and competitive spirit.
...and places the splats so far away we don't have to worry about a clean up.
So you punt the gnome into the catapult then off him away?
Quote from: Kronnor on April 14, 2018, 03:02:18 PM
So you punt the gnome into the catapult then off him away?
Like a bawss.
Wish we had Puntable gnome toy. Like the marmot one, but with a gnome instead.
Blizzard should release a in-game minigame about gnome punting.
Quote from: Regorn on April 15, 2018, 12:14:04 AM
Blizzard should release a in-game minigame about gnome punting.
We can dream.
There should be an emote /punt that works only on gnomes.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 15, 2018, 12:47:07 PM
There should be an emote /punt that works only on gnomes.
Not on goblins? And forsaken? And elve--
Everyone but Orcs!
Punting a tauren sounds challenging.... Even for an orc
Quote from: Gridish on April 16, 2018, 12:51:25 PM
Punting a tauren sounds challenging.... Even for an orc
It's all in the hips.
COME BACK TO US GRIDISH :(
/punt everything
*Changes name to Giantpunter*
It's funny because you don't know what punter is backstreet slang for in England :-[ ;D
...This is the moment you tell us what Punter is a slang for.
Quote from: Regorn on April 17, 2018, 09:37:25 AM
...This is the moment you tell us what Punter is a slang for.
No, no it is not ;D ;)
Well, it can mean two things. Customer in a shop, or that other nasty thing.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 17, 2018, 03:30:33 PM
Well, it can mean two things. Customer in a shop, or that other nasty thing.
Hue hue hue hue
Yeah, very funny indeed.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 17, 2018, 03:58:06 PM
Yeah, very funny indeed.
<*Ruffle*>I'd never be so cruel. Probably.
In other news. 3 weeks and i'm home! hurrah!
HUZZAH!
Already done, Master!
Yay, MW Monk inc.
So, i'm getting a new laptop when I get back.
One of these...
https://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/notebooks/optimusVIII-17/
Any suggestions for the optimum hard disk drive build or configuration/type for BfA. Already know the rest of the parts I want. Just unsure about the ideal way/types of memory I should strive for with gaming these days.
Sorry, not that good with laptop specs. Or current gaming specs in general. Had a friend help me with getting my gaming PC also. During my teenage years I knew alot about gaming builds and stuff, but guess age just made me don't care that much anymore. ;D
I like my computer, my laptop was pretty much a digital note book for me.
I second Regorn's sentiment on this subject tbh. My desktop is my jam where as my laptop is just typing up some documents and other mumbo jumbo i need for work. Can't help you there Kroggles.
Thanks for replying folks.
I found out what I wanted/needed anyway, so that's sorted and done.
You're welcome.
...unfortunately. it's added Ă‚Â£200 to the laptops price ::) :-\
We did it Reddit! Clan!
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 19, 2018, 05:39:37 PM
...unfortunately. it's added Ă‚Â£200 to the laptops price ::) :-\
Just rob a bank or something...
I mean, that is a reasonable response.
Help me Rob a bank, and then it's more than read.
It's down right logical. 8)
Just tell me when and where xD
Quote from: Kronnor on April 20, 2018, 03:03:08 PM
Just tell me when and where xD
Tommorow at noon, your nearest bank l. Just run in with a knife.
I'll wait out the back with a getaway vehicle.
8)
I think your plan miss a few details, but I don't know enough about bank robbing to dispute it.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 20, 2018, 05:25:07 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on April 20, 2018, 03:03:08 PM
Just tell me when and where xD
Tommorow at noon, your nearest bank l. Just run in with a knife.
I'll wait out the back with a getaway vehicle.
8)
Cause nothing can go wrong with that plan.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 20, 2018, 09:42:39 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 20, 2018, 05:25:07 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on April 20, 2018, 03:03:08 PM
Just tell me when and where xD
Tommorow at noon, your nearest bank l. Just run in with a knife.
I'll wait out the back with a getaway vehicle.
8)
Cause nothing can go wrong with that plan.
Not for me ;D
Do you want a new laptop or not?
Quote from: Kronnor on April 20, 2018, 11:21:52 PM
Do you want a new laptop or not?
The perk of my job... I spend so long away, not having to pay bills or buy food that I save mundo amounts of penny's.
So why Rob the bank when I can buy it!
:-X
For the fun? Idk man.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 20, 2018, 11:43:31 PM
For the fun? Idk man.
...you got me.
I'll go find the thermite and safe cracking tools 8)
I'll contact my russian comrades for some AKs.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 21, 2018, 10:51:45 AM
I'll contact my russian comrades for some AKs.
Oh I like where this is going!
(No, not to jail)
Did Krogon say he wanted to go to jail?!?!?! *Calls police* yeh.. hello. Some random dude somewhere on this Earth wants to go to jail. Go arrest him right naoh. *hangs up*
They coming for you kroggles. They coming for you >=] *evil laughter before sudden cough fit interruption*
Quote from: Gridish on April 21, 2018, 11:18:28 AM
Did Krogon say he wanted to go to jail?!?!?! *Calls police* yeh.. hello. Some random dude somewhere on this Earth wants to go to jail. Go arrest him right naoh. *hangs up*
They coming for you kroggles. They coming for you >=] *evil laughter before sudden cough fit interruption*
"It was all Gridish's idea, just check that weird book he has with him"...
Seriously. Come back to us Grid. We miss you :(
What he's trying to say, come back to us, we miss Lofty.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 21, 2018, 11:39:59 AM
Quote from: Gridish on April 21, 2018, 11:18:28 AM
Did Krogon say he wanted to go to jail?!?!?! *Calls police* yeh.. hello. Some random dude somewhere on this Earth wants to go to jail. Go arrest him right naoh. *hangs up*
They coming for you kroggles. They coming for you >=] *evil laughter before sudden cough fit interruption*
"It was all Gridish's idea, just check that weird book he has with him"
...
Seriously. Come back to us Grid. We miss you :(
Well, here's the thing. That third story needs to get written before I can remotely think about returning and I'm struggling to come with a story I want as a few ideas are floating in my head that could work..... So once that story is written I can think about coming back x]. I can't just leave the story up in the air like that yo!
Quote from: Gridish on April 21, 2018, 07:46:07 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 21, 2018, 11:39:59 AM
Quote from: Gridish on April 21, 2018, 11:18:28 AM
Did Krogon say he wanted to go to jail?!?!?! *Calls police* yeh.. hello. Some random dude somewhere on this Earth wants to go to jail. Go arrest him right naoh. *hangs up*
They coming for you kroggles. They coming for you >=] *evil laughter before sudden cough fit interruption*
"It was all Gridish's idea, just check that weird book he has with him"
...
Seriously. Come back to us Grid. We miss you :(
Well, here's the thing. That third story needs to get written before I can remotely think about returning and I'm struggling to come with a story I want as a few ideas are floating in my head that could work..... So once that story is written I can think about coming back x]. I can't just leave the story up in the air like that yo!
Bought by pirates. Freed by pirate lofty, done.
Yeah. When you don't have any ideas, pirates are the answer.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 21, 2018, 09:16:10 PM
Yeah. When you don't have any ideas, pirates are the answer.
Yarr! Thats the spirit!
Nah, rum's the spirit.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 21, 2018, 10:50:50 PM
Nah, rum's the spirit.
You. You get it. I like you.
But I do have ideas.... So no pirates
This.
This is why the rum is always gone.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 22, 2018, 01:07:00 AM
This.
This is why the rum is always gone.
That's why you have ale. So you can drink until you get more rum.
What about port wine?
If you don't find port wine, do you port whine?
Quote from: Kronnor on April 23, 2018, 01:56:49 PM
If you don't find port wine, do you port whine?
Yes. Or cry.
What about mead then?
Quote from: Regorn on April 23, 2018, 03:11:12 PM
What about mead then?
You drink mead. You burn down your neighbours house.
It is the will of Odin.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 23, 2018, 09:02:48 PM
Quote from: Regorn on April 23, 2018, 03:11:12 PM
What about mead then?
You drink mead. You burn down your neighbours house.
It is the will of Odin.
How about I just burn you down, instead? :D
Quote from: Gridish on April 23, 2018, 09:51:04 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 23, 2018, 09:02:48 PM
Quote from: Regorn on April 23, 2018, 03:11:12 PM
What about mead then?
You drink mead. You burn down your neighbours house.
It is the will of Odin.
How about I just burn you down, instead? :D
You'd have to resub first ;)
...and lofty would have to pick up your slack ;D
I've been using a 7 day free trial thingy that Blizzard gave me, so I mean... I am sorta kinda resubbed?
Quote from: Gridish on April 23, 2018, 11:31:04 PM
I've been using a 7 day free trial thingy that Blizzard gave me, so I mean... I am sorta kinda resubbed?
So close..m yet, so far?
What about sake then?
Quote from: Regorn on April 24, 2018, 11:15:59 AM
What about sake then?
Sake...!?
...veery'a gooood!!
Fk yeah. Finally I have my new internet connection. Streaming, here I come.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 24, 2018, 12:35:44 PM
Fk yeah. Finally I have my new internet connection. Streaming, here I come.
Woo!
Are you active on WoW again also?
Currently no. Probably in May I will resub, depending on how much cash I'll have. I plan to start the driving school for motorcycles next month also. I'll see what happens.
Good luck with the driving!
Thanks. I looked up some motorcycles and I was planning to buy a Kawasaki Vulcan VN 800 after I get my driver's license, but they have a 800 cm3 engine. I talked with my dad and I'm thinking of buying a smaller one for the first year until I get better with them.
I'm thinking of buying a Honda Rebel, either the 250cc or 500cc variant. I looked it up on google and lots of sites say it's one of the best cruisers for beginners. And it looks hawt also.
A few friends of mine have bikes. All of them stopped riding them after a year because of successive accidents... nothing bad. But enough to be off putting. All due to mishandling bikes far too powerful before they were ready.
So yeah, wise choice.
Now it's time for a ridiculous challenge
You must find a youtube video that use the phrase
"Now it's nap time again."
If you even get the youtube video I am thinking on, you earn double the points.
Quote from: Regorn on April 25, 2018, 06:21:59 PM
Now it's time for a ridiculous challenge
You must find a youtube video that use the phrase
"Now it's nap time again."
If you even get the youtube video I am thinking on, you earn double the points.
How about no?
How about yes?
Krogon. Pls don't be mad. :(
Quote from: Gridish on April 26, 2018, 01:22:26 PM
Krogon. Pls don't be mad. :(
What. Have. You. Done!? :-\
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 26, 2018, 01:26:21 PM
Quote from: Gridish on April 26, 2018, 01:22:26 PM
Krogon. Pls don't be mad. :(
What. Have. You. Done!? :-\
I might've lied when I said it's gonna be 3 stories.... It's probs gonna be 4 :c.
Quote from: Gridish on April 26, 2018, 05:52:17 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on April 26, 2018, 01:26:21 PM
Quote from: Gridish on April 26, 2018, 01:22:26 PM
Krogon. Pls don't be mad. :(
What. Have. You. Done!? :-\
I might've lied when I said it's gonna be 3 stories.... It's probs gonna be 4 :c.
Stories please me.
A delay to your return brings only great woe.
I am waiting for my publisher to give me the green light for story number 3... AKA not sure if I'm fully pleased with it yet.
Shall we type a story, line by line on here?
Pls no... that has it's own thread.. It used to at least.
Instead, I propose a lesser game...
Regorn had an old favourite, the "Some say..." game. But instead of with Krogon, we use it for Koz! If you aren't sure what I'm talking about check out what Jeremy Clarkson used to say about 'The Stig' on Top gear.
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Some say... He could chew through iron bars aged six months...
...others, that he is fluent in ten languages. Including sea otter.
All we know is, He's called Koz!
Ohhhhh this is good.
Some say... He and Shrewd met bonded in a bar on a stormy night...
...Others, that he was conceived by the wolf....
All we know is, he's called Koz!
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Some say... he once drop kicked a centaur so hard, he separated it perfectly into both a Man, and a Horse...
...others, that he once survived a whole year eating only beef jerky, and drinking the tears of his woeful enemies.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
I'm bored... and hungry.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 27, 2018, 02:48:06 PM
I'm bored... and hungry.
Eat every doughnut on earth.
That'll only end him up in a fistfite with Homer Simpson.
QuoteSome say he was the first Orc to ever attempt flight
Other say he merely tripped at a ravine, and the attempt should not count.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Quote from: Gridish on April 27, 2018, 06:46:31 PM
That'll only end him up in a fistfite with Homer Simpson.
This, is why you're cool.
Quote from: Regorn on April 27, 2018, 06:58:03 PM
QuoteSome say he was the first Orc to ever attempt flight
Other say he merely tripped at a ravine, and the attempt should not count.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Hahaha! ;D
One more night then I have 4 days off. Gonna stream all weekend for my 3 followers.
8)
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Some say... that he knows which came first, the chicken... or the egg.
...Others, that it is infact the river, that must swim against him.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Some say he use swords as arrows.
Others say he use a ballista as a bow.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
This thread mildly arouses me as much as it confuses me.
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Some say... he's the only orc Saurfang willingly gives the kiss of life too.
...others, that he does indeed know what the Lok'Tar is cooking.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Some say... it's the true heir to the Horde leadership. The only Hero this world deserves.
All we know is, he's called Shrewd.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 28, 2018, 04:02:35 PM
Some say... it's the true heir to the Horde leadership. The only Hero this world deserves.
All we know is, he's called Shrewd.
That's... no. Watch and learn.
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Some say... both mohammed and the mountain came to him.
Others... that he's the only Orc Garonna can't get the drop on.
All we know is... he's called Koz!
Pff I have no time for this.
I have every time for this.
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Some say the reason most orcs are green is because they are green with envy of him.
others say the reason he is green is because his grandfather was a pickle.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Great Old Father Pickle Koz
Quote
Some say when he is bare-handed, he is a monk.
others say his fists are just weapons with other utility.
All we know is, he's called Koz!
...wait what--?
I don't know anymore...
Have we gone off the deep end?
Quote from: Regorn on April 30, 2018, 11:34:59 AM
Have we gone off the deep end?
You and Kronnor are so far off -THE- cliff I'm pretty sure I'll never need to throw you off it again. Ever.
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Some say... He once ran through an Alterac valley blizzard without being hit by a single flake of snow.
Others... that he gave Grommash Hellscream tips on how to swing an axe "like you mean it".
All we know is, he's called Koz!
there, like that. Silly Wikkets.
I am not off any cliffs.
Quote from: Kronnor on April 30, 2018, 09:32:52 PM
I am not off any cliffs.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you all the way down there.
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Some say... he was the first to Grook that Horkin Hozen wikket with a slicky, up the dooker.
Others? ...that he asked Gul'dan if there was a bigger cup.
All we know is, He's called Koz!
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
Quote from: Kronnor on May 01, 2018, 10:25:05 AM
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. ;)
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Some say his blood can purify fel corruption
others say he is the father of the goblins after a short affair with a gnome
All we know is, he's called Koz!
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on May 01, 2018, 10:44:43 AM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 01, 2018, 10:25:05 AM
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. ;)
I can hear all the colors.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 01, 2018, 12:10:20 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on May 01, 2018, 10:44:43 AM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 01, 2018, 10:25:05 AM
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. ;)
I can hear all the colors.
No more glue sniffing for that Orc!
Sniff all the glue!
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on May 01, 2018, 12:14:20 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 01, 2018, 12:10:20 PM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on May 01, 2018, 10:44:43 AM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 01, 2018, 10:25:05 AM
*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*
Can you hear me now?
When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. ;)
I can hear all the colors.
No more glue sniffing for that Orc!
What are you talking about? I didn't sniff any glue. Nor did I eat Tide pods. I just sniffed paint.
Paint and Glue sniffing is probably a national sport (Clan sport?) of the clan.
Quote from: Regorn on May 02, 2018, 09:33:46 AM
Paint and Glue sniffing is probably a national sport (Clan sport?) of the clan.
I blame Rhonya.
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on May 02, 2018, 10:57:37 AM
Quote from: Regorn on May 02, 2018, 09:33:46 AM
Paint and Glue sniffing is probably a national sport (Clan sport?) of the clan.
I blame Rhonya.
I second that.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 02, 2018, 11:26:26 AM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on May 02, 2018, 10:57:37 AM
Quote from: Regorn on May 02, 2018, 09:33:46 AM
Paint and Glue sniffing is probably a national sport (Clan sport?) of the clan.
I blame Rhonya.
I second that.
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Some say... she's probably to blame.
Others... That it is all absolutely her fault.
All we know is... Rhonya is to blame!
I'm an old god, I do tentacles and void shit, not paint and glue. :< Blaming the wrong one here!
claiming to be an old god?
That sounds like someone high on paint would say!
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Some say... Lo'gosh asks him for tips on how to create the perfect howl.
Others... that he once finished an entire goblin seafood platter. Without throwing up.
All we know is... he's called Koz!
Quote from: Rhonya on May 02, 2018, 07:21:38 PM
I'm an old god, I do tentacles and void shit, not paint and glue. :< Blaming the wrong one here!
Tentacles and void shit? That sounds alot like hentai.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 03, 2018, 12:08:09 PM
Quote from: Rhonya on May 02, 2018, 07:21:38 PM
I'm an old god, I do tentacles and void shit, not paint and glue. :< Blaming the wrong one here!
Tentacles and void shit? That sounds alot like hentai.
We don't talk about that.
Mainly because he who speaks of it ends up dying a tentacle through eye sockets related death, in ultra-high definition, hand drawn imagery.
???
Tentacle death best death?
totes not how gridish dies in the last story I swear
Yeaaaaahhh-- no.
Let us not dwell on such things. At all.
Ever. :-\
How about we move the topic away from hentai to something more civilized?
I mean, we are freaking nerds, but not weebs.
I couldn't agree more. Who wants to talk about the weather? Other than the last couple of days it has actually been properly warm here in the Netherlands and this weekend it'll be warm again *gasps*
Quote from: Gridish on May 03, 2018, 09:40:10 PM
I couldn't agree more. Who wants to talk about the weather? Other than the last couple of days it has actually been properly warm here in the Netherlands and this weekend it'll be warm again *gasps*
England had winter... late.
Then two weeks ago we had an early summer.
Last weekend to know it has only rained.
...and this weekend summer return.
Bloody weather!
Here it went from cold af winter to a week or two of mild spring weather with a bit of rain and straight to insane hot summer.
Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny
1 day of slightly cold weather.
Now I got a minor cold.
Quote from: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 10:01:00 AM
Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny
1 day of slightly cold weather.
Now I got a minor cold.
...see. my pox was placed upon you. And ye of little faith did not believe!
Sniffles hath cursed thee!
Quote from: Okiba on May 04, 2018, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 10:01:00 AM
Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny, Warm and Sunny
1 day of slightly cold weather.
Now I got a minor cold.
...see. my pox was placed upon you. And ye of little faith did not believe!
Sniffles hath cursed thee!
If I catch a cold also I will find you and make you walk the plank.
How?
Your be in bed, having a cold.
Pff, one cold won't stop me. I shall have my revenge.
Plank?
Rum first, plank later.
Fine. You can have rum before you walk the plank.
Can I also have some rum?
Quote from: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 01:51:21 PM
Can I also have some rum?
Yes, reform must also have Rum.
Yes. You can both have rum then you can hold hands while you walk the plank.
I don't consider myself at the "holding hands when talking" stage yet with Kronnor.
Quote from: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 11:00:32 PM
I don't consider myself at the "holding hands when talking" stage yet with Kronnor.
What you both do in your own time on planks isn't my business or interest.
Now where's my rum?
Quote from: Okiba on May 04, 2018, 11:56:04 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 04, 2018, 11:00:32 PM
I don't consider myself at the "holding hands when talking" stage yet with Kronnor.
What you both do in your own time on planks isn't my business or interest.
Now where's my rum?
Regorn.. I was saying you can hold hands with Okiba as I push both of you off the plank after getting you drunk with rum.
Are you sure?
That doesn't sound right...
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
Quote from: Regorn on May 05, 2018, 10:18:47 AM
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
You want the kung fu orc holding your hand? That's about one step from being locked, snapped and thrown like an unsuspecting 'grass-hoppa'.
Quote from: Okiba on May 05, 2018, 11:25:35 AM
Quote from: Regorn on May 05, 2018, 10:18:47 AM
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
You want the kung fu orc holding your hand? That's about one step from being locked, snapped and thrown like an unsuspecting 'grass-hoppa'.
What about us in a previous life mister devilstep? What is our status? ;3
Quote from: Gridish on May 05, 2018, 11:36:24 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 05, 2018, 11:25:35 AM
Quote from: Regorn on May 05, 2018, 10:18:47 AM
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
You want the kung fu orc holding your hand? That's about one step from being locked, snapped and thrown like an unsuspecting 'grass-hoppa'.
What about us in a previous life mister devilstep? What is our status? ;3
You didn't write, you didn't call
How can I trust you anymore after so long? ::)
Don't forget about the part about getting Kogra pregnant and vanishing after.
Quote from: Okiba on May 05, 2018, 12:12:36 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 05, 2018, 11:36:24 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 05, 2018, 11:25:35 AM
Quote from: Regorn on May 05, 2018, 10:18:47 AM
oh, well, I am most definitely on the holding hand stage while walking with Okiba.
You want the kung fu orc holding your hand? That's about one step from being locked, snapped and thrown like an unsuspecting 'grass-hoppa'.
What about us in a previous life mister devilstep? What is our status? ;3
You didn't write, you didn't call
How can I trust you anymore after so long? ::)
Hence where I said "In a previous life mr devilstep C:<"
Hey!
You two should kiss!
You hadn't earned my love then...
...you don't deserve it now.
**garrotes Kronnor and Regorn**
Ouch
Good thing I am already dead.
Oh, that tickles. Moar plox
Kinky.
So!
What class changes are people most looking forward to/dreading in BfA?
Me? Rogue improvements to outlaw and assassination.
I have no clue what changes BfA brings to the Warrior class.
I also don't know, because I am still not playing.
(https://blog.francetvinfo.fr/fais-pas-com-papa/files/2016/07/13-Quand-jexplique-Nathan-que-non-pour-trouver-ladverbe-a-ne-sert-rien-de-chercher-son-infinitif.gif)
I am intrigued by the mage changes for sure!
Quote from: Gridish on May 07, 2018, 07:51:37 AM
I am intrigued by the mage changes for sure!
You Arcane?
You should play Arcane.
Arcane is silly potent.
Try fire.
I have no reason for that, expect for the fact that fire is neat.
Quote from: Regorn on May 07, 2018, 12:17:52 PM
Try fire.
I have no reason for that, expect for the fact that fire is neat.
...actually. jokes aside. Fire is considered worst of the three mage specs (bar mythic+ dungeon aoe if you have the right gear and spec).
Quote from: Okiba on May 07, 2018, 01:26:43 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 07, 2018, 12:17:52 PM
Try fire.
I have no reason for that, expect for the fact that fire is neat.
...actually. jokes aside. Fire is considered worst of the three mage specs (bar mythic+ dungeon aoe if you have the right gear and spec).
But fire is lots of fun. You can set fire to rain.
...I have no counter argument to that.
There for: Go Fire.
Spec fire or you're fired.
... Baka :-\
Who needs mage specs when you have a lvl 110 LĂƒÂ³fty rogue.
(btw I have been running fire since I reached 110 x] )
Quote from: Gridish on May 07, 2018, 10:16:33 PM
Who needs mage specs when you have a lvl 110 LĂƒÂ³fty rogue.
(btw I have been running fire since I reached 110 x] )
You feckin idjiot
Quote from: Okiba on May 07, 2018, 10:35:34 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 07, 2018, 10:16:33 PM
Who needs mage specs when you have a lvl 110 LĂƒÂ³fty rogue.
(btw I have been running fire since I reached 110 x] )
You feckin idjiot
Fite me! Oh wait.. you're not here >:C
Just wait two more days and I will resub. And I will come and fite you bruh.
I'll fok ye' up, I swear on me mum.
We all swear on your mum
It's true.
And I'll dook you Kronnor.
Dook in the ook.
You ain't dookin' anything bruh.
You're funny, Kronnor.. Thinking he won't ook the dookin' dook out of you.
I am afraid I don't speak monkey
Quote from: Regorn on May 08, 2018, 07:25:24 PM
I am afraid I don't speak monkey
That's surprising, for an Ape such as yourself.
Kek. He called you an Ape.
That raise a good question, Orcs are decedent from Titan construct, right?
So that means Orcs and Humans are the same type of creature?
Quote from: Regorn on May 08, 2018, 11:21:15 PM
That raise a good question, Orcs are decedent from Titan construct, right?
So that means Orcs and Humans are the same type of creature?
With same tye of creatures you mean.... Mammals? *thinking*
Not really. They have an entirely different origin. The only titan involved with Draenor was Aggramar, who made Grond (which resulted in colossals, which resulted in ogres, which resulted in orcs). So if we're talking same type of creature in terms of DNA or however you want to put it, they're probably nothing alike. Other than the fact that they're titan-made, but from a completely different descent.
Aggramar knew what's up coming to Draenor and making the strong folk.
So instead of praising the spirits we should be praising Aggramar?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/46/88/3a/46883aa8be123375b2e45a3d2bd2ec23.jpg)
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
And old. Too old.
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Quote from: Regorn on May 10, 2018, 05:06:55 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 08:28:02 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 10, 2018, 05:06:55 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Quote from: Okiba on May 11, 2018, 12:56:33 AM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 08:28:02 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 10, 2018, 05:06:55 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
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I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
...and that's enough of that.
Hork jeekin wibblre slicky mankers.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 11, 2018, 03:30:12 PM
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Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 11, 2018, 06:16:13 PM
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Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote that
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Quote from: Kronnor on May 11, 2018, 06:16:13 PM
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Quote from: Regorn on May 11, 2018, 11:39:54 AM
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Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 08:28:02 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 10, 2018, 05:06:55 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote that
I just did.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 12, 2018, 11:28:29 AM
Quote from: Regorn on May 12, 2018, 08:26:13 AM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 11, 2018, 06:16:13 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 11, 2018, 03:30:12 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 11, 2018, 11:39:54 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 11, 2018, 12:56:33 AM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 08:28:02 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 10, 2018, 05:06:55 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote that
I just did.
I see.
On other topics, Why do I keep failing in Crusader Kings?
Quote from: Regorn on May 12, 2018, 02:45:53 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 12, 2018, 11:28:29 AM
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Quote from: Regorn on May 11, 2018, 11:39:54 AM
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Quote from: Kronnor on May 10, 2018, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Gridish on May 10, 2018, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: Okiba on May 09, 2018, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 09, 2018, 10:55:17 PM
I suspect Koz is actually a Goblin.
I mean, look at that picture of him, he is so short. And big ears.
...heh...
(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/292_04_11_10_1_43_23.jpg)
...you'd be surprised eh?
I wouldn't say surprised... I'd had my suspicions all along. that guy always gave me bad vibes.
I knew something was fishy.
Can I also be in this huge line of quotes?
Ugh, fine, you can be a part of it.
But don't quote him on that ;)
Do you think if we go to far with quotes, we break the site?
Last quote wins edition.
It's never enough.
Quote that
I just did.
I see.
On other topics, Why do I keep failing in Crusader Kings?
You fail because you suck.
I am posting here to post that i am posting again, too long has this site been free of my natural aura of annoyance. p.s Did you know that most cannibals are fed up with people.
What do cannibals say about you after they eat you?
He was a good man.
Are we doing cannibals jokes now?
Maybe? Or maybe not? We will never know.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 13, 2018, 03:37:25 PM
Maybe? Or maybe not? We will never know.
I know.
And i'm telling nobody.
Muahahaha-- *burp* ... I ate a kobold.
The candle burned my tongue :(
Is eating a Kobold really cannibalism? Are they really, truly, people?
U no take candle.
What if we install electric lights?
I am sure the Goblins and Gnomes have that tech
In a sci-fi version of WoW the space kobolds will be miners on asteroids, wearing plasma lightbulbs on their head.
Ah yes, Warcraft 40K, one of my favorite settings.
Quote from: Regorn on May 15, 2018, 07:27:05 PM
Ah yes, Warcraft 40K, one of my favorite settings.
Nah, it's Warcraft 50k. What do you think it is, a cheap copy of Warhammer?
Quote from: Kronnor on May 15, 2018, 08:47:58 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 15, 2018, 07:27:05 PM
Ah yes, Warcraft 40K, one of my favorite settings.
Nah, it's Warcraft 50k. What do you think it is, a cheap copy of Warhammer?
HERESY.
Quote from: Okiba on May 16, 2018, 02:28:00 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on May 15, 2018, 08:47:58 PM
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Ah yes, Warcraft 40K, one of my favorite settings.
Nah, it's Warcraft 50k. What do you think it is, a cheap copy of Warhammer?
HERESY.
Call in a futuristic mana bomb that destroys planets!
Praise the God-Narru of Azeroth, who's guilding light bring us though the perils of the Twisting Nether.
Quote from: Regorn on May 16, 2018, 07:13:39 PM
Praise the God-Narru of Azeroth, who's guilding light bring us though the perils of the Twisting Nether.
To be fair, it kinda was like that at the start of Argus. Until Illidan blew shit up.
Pick one;
Orcs of the Red _____
- Lightsaber
- Plasma Blade
- Electro-blade
- Awesome Sci-fi Katana (Sharpen to single atom edge!)
- Power Blade
Quote from: Regorn on May 16, 2018, 08:26:49 PM
Pick one;
Orcs of the Red _____
- Lightsaber
- Plasma Blade
- Electro-blade
- Awesome Sci-fi Katana (Sharpen to single atom edge!)
- Power Blade
Orcs of the Awesome Sci-fi Katana (Sharpen to single atom edge!) is the best choice. Only because long names are hilarious.
Alright, so in Warcraft 50K we are The Orcs of the Awesome Sci-fi Katana (Sharpen to single atom edge!)
Are we based on a planet? Fleet Based? A migrating army without any ships maybe? Corvett and Fighter ships only?
How about..... no >:C
Instead we talk about flying to the moon *nods*
Quote from: Gridish on May 18, 2018, 09:55:04 AM
How about..... no >:C
Instead we talk about flying to the moon *nods*
Ewww what are you doing in here?
I am here to play this game that's in the form of a forumsthread. I thought it was rather clear what I was doing here vOv
Gridish. We've kept this going for FIVE MONTHS. you are -not- prepared.
You must be 'this' absent of Lofty's to partake.
Do you have a Lofty?
Quote from: Okiba on May 18, 2018, 04:08:33 PM
Gridish. We've kept this going for FIVE MONTHS. you are -not- prepared.
You must be 'this' absent of Lofty's to partake.
Do you have a Lofty?
I wonder what was the longest Last post wins so far? Can we go longer?
Also, latest bot thread is about buying cheap viagra in the USA. kek
Quote from: Okiba on May 18, 2018, 04:08:33 PM
Gridish. We've kept this going for FIVE MONTHS. you are -not- prepared.
You must be 'this' absent of Lofty's to partake.
Do you have a Lofty?
I would have a Lofty if gridish was still ali-.... wait-.. crap that doesn't work anymore..
Hah, you can't fool us anymore.
I live in an apartment, I don't own a loft.
Quote from: Regorn on May 18, 2018, 09:25:17 PM
I live in an apartment, I don't own a loft.
I find your lack of appropriate rental space...
...disturbing.
I live in a house that's going to become a bigger house soon. Finally I can have my whole room to myself again... Sharing with my brother atm...
I do have a storage next to the apartment.
Quote from: Regorn on May 19, 2018, 12:48:08 PM
I do have a storage next to the apartment.
Good for you, I guess?
Why yes, I am good.
Quote from: Regorn on May 20, 2018, 12:34:46 AM
Why yes, I am good.
But at what? This remains to be discovered.
;D
At whatever I currently desire, like wining this game and taking back my belt.
You ain't winning no belt Regorn.
It will be mine.
at long last! mine!
Not while I still breathe (or have internet on my PC and phone).
It would be funny if someone like me, who rarely say anything, wins the belt. :p
It would be funny, hence why it won't happen.
The belt is strictly serious business.
Only the dedicated will have a chance for the belt.
I had no idea you were so lacking in the dedication department.
Bruh, I have the belt already.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 22, 2018, 12:51:49 AM
Bruh, I have the belt already.
You have nothing but the past!
Yea, there for you should give the belt to me, as I am the future.
Quote from: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 09:49:39 AM
Yea, there for you should give the belt to me, as I am the future.
No, I am the past, present and future.
I somewhat doubt you are the Alpha and the Omega.
Quote from: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 07:59:39 PM
I somewhat doubt you are the Alpha and the Omega.
He is the Dook, and the Manker.
The slicky, but also the Jeek.
Often he would Hork, but never ook.
Such is the fate of a wikket, of so much dibblin ook.
So Confucious-Hozen tells us.
I also did not know Krogon was a monkey.
Quote from: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 10:33:11 PM
I also did not know Krogon was a monkey.
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/84769166e53e912762b4e9ed273308a6/tumblr_olscaapJwq1s3abbdo1_500.gif)
That's an Ape, not a monkey
Quote from: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 10:54:06 PM
That's an Ape, not a monkey
Okiba... Sometimes I wonder, why do we even talk to the ghost of an old shaman that likes yolk?... Did we turn insane or something?
Quote from: Kronnor on May 22, 2018, 11:14:56 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 22, 2018, 10:54:06 PM
That's an Ape, not a monkey
Okiba... Sometimes I wonder, why do we even talk to the ghost of an old shaman that likes yolk?... Did we turn insane or something?
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/eopRZZj20N320/giphy.gif)
So you are indeed a monkey.. carry on then.
That's still an ape.
Do you two not know the difference between apes and monkeys?
Quote from: Regorn on May 23, 2018, 10:02:38 AM
That's still an ape.
Do you two not know the difference between apes and monkeys?
(https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-pdb/231404/55757178-8213-458c-a468-23316834baed/orig)
Maybe you do know, but you are far to busy taking the piss.
That is a fair possibility.
Do we do anything other than taking the piss around here?
Quote from: Regorn on May 23, 2018, 12:12:18 PM
Maybe you do know, but you are far to busy taking the piss.
That is a fair possibility.
Do we do anything other than taking the piss around here?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5eGSAZAHdnkTC/giphy.gif)
Eeeeuuwuwwwwwwwww.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/622/OCsHL.gif)
Quote from: Kozgugore on May 23, 2018, 04:21:26 PM
Eeeeuuwuwwwwwwwww.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/622/OCsHL.gif)
In my defence. He kind of asked for it.
Quote from: Okiba on May 23, 2018, 04:22:55 PM
Quote from: Kozgugore on May 23, 2018, 04:21:26 PM
Eeeeuuwuwwwwwwwww.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/622/OCsHL.gif)
In my defence. He kind of asked for it.
*Slow claps*
Well done Okiba, well done. I admire your work.
How about we move away from apes tasting their own piss for a while?
Does it make you uncomfortable?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dchERAZ73GvOE/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Okiba on May 25, 2018, 12:21:31 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dchERAZ73GvOE/giphy.gif)
Nice moves, ya' monkey.
An orangutan is also an ape.
Quote from: Regorn on May 25, 2018, 09:26:09 AM
An orangutan is also an ape.
Thanks for the info, monkey specialist.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 25, 2018, 11:32:01 AM
Quote from: Regorn on May 25, 2018, 09:26:09 AM
An orangutan is also an ape.
Thanks for the info, monkey specialist.
It's nothing to go Ape over.
We will monkey as much as we want. And you cannot stop us.
Oh dear. What fresh hell is this I have created?
well, it kinda started with you refusing to accept you did not know the difference between an ape and a monkey, then it sort of spiraled out from there.
It was some darn monkey business alright.
Actually, we know the difference between apes and monkeys. But we do not like to agree with you.
No, he definitely don't know the difference.
That is how things are now.
Shut up, you monkey!
Something tells me you don't believe me when I change reality to fit my own view.
Quote from: Regorn on May 28, 2018, 09:48:34 AM
Something tells me you don't believe me when I change reality to fit my own view.
Well, that something is right.
I think you should accept me as your glorius master.
I mean, I am going to get the belt after all.
Quote from: Regorn on May 28, 2018, 11:28:42 PM
I think you should accept me as your glorius master.
I mean, I am going to get the belt after all.
The only belt you'll see is the one I take off to whip you.
Hurr.
I am not even close to your level of kinky
Quote from: Regorn on May 29, 2018, 09:50:47 AM
I am not even close to your level of kinky
Then the belt is mine! Hurr hurr!
Quote from: Okiba on May 29, 2018, 02:27:29 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 29, 2018, 09:50:47 AM
I am not even close to your level of kinky
Then the belt is mine! Hurr hurr!
Not so fast, cowboy. Don't make me kink you out of this thread. ;D
You two are aware being kinky won't win you the belt right?
Wait... ignore what I said, yush, being kinky will win you the belt, be more kinky.
Quote from: Regorn on May 29, 2018, 08:13:24 PM
You two are aware being kinky won't win you the belt right?
Wait... ignore what I said, yush, being kinky will win you the belt, be more kinky.
(https://i.imgur.com/qDuOctd.gif?noredirect)
Quote from: Okiba on May 29, 2018, 09:35:48 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 29, 2018, 08:13:24 PM
You two are aware being kinky won't win you the belt right?
Wait... ignore what I said, yush, being kinky will win you the belt, be more kinky.
(https://i.imgur.com/qDuOctd.gif?noredirect)
Regorn.. The belt is the only thing I wear. That's pretty kinky, since you all come for mah belt.
We should set up a meeting in the middle of Ice Crown.
Or is there a colder place than Ice Crown?
Quote from: Regorn on May 29, 2018, 10:58:27 PM
We should set up a meeting in the middle of Ice Crown.
Or is there a colder place than Ice Crown?
Icecrown is fine. I like that is cold. It makes my nipples hard. ;D
I had no idea your fetishes included dying from hypothermia.
Quote from: Regorn on May 30, 2018, 11:13:09 AM
I had no idea your fetishes included dying from hypothermia.
You don't know many things about my fetishes.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 30, 2018, 12:48:51 PM
Quote from: Regorn on May 30, 2018, 11:13:09 AM
I had no idea your fetishes included dying from hypothermia.
You don't know many things about my fetishes.
Do feel free to list them, in detail.
The list is probably too big.
I'd rather list the fetishes I don't have. Less work.
Quote from: Kronnor on May 31, 2018, 03:08:39 PM
I'd rather list the fetishes I don't have. Less work.
that's blank bits of paper for you.
in other news!
http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/index.php?topic=4691.msg45206;topicseen#new
Shameless own-thread-bump! 8)
I will write a story about future Okiba after he retires, as he spends his times in Pandaren brothels, being pissed drunk.
Sounds good, yeah?
Quote from: Kronnor on May 31, 2018, 06:33:11 PM
I will write a story about future Okiba after he retires, as he spends his times in Pandaren brothels, being pissed drunk.
Sounds good, yeah?
Sadly, as per the rules, you'd need my permission.
YOU GOT IT!
This should be fun.
Will it include him not having any gold to pay his bills and being thrown out in to the mud?
Quote from: Regorn on May 31, 2018, 10:02:57 PM
Will it include him not having any gold to pay his bills and being thrown out in to the mud?
No more spoilers.
All the spoilers!
Quote from: Regorn on June 01, 2018, 05:30:03 PM
All the spoilers!
If you can make that into a workable story having only met Okiba once IC...
well. I'd be impressed :P
Meanwhile, a Story of Regorn;
Sit sitting in a urn as ash.
Still ash, no change yet.
Guess what? He is still ash.
I will do my best. I'll write it today when I get home.
Quote from: Kronnor on June 03, 2018, 11:26:24 AM
I will do my best. I'll write it today when I get home.
This will either be tradgicly hilarious or hilariously tradgic.
Quote from: Okiba on June 03, 2018, 04:13:13 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on June 03, 2018, 11:26:24 AM
I will do my best. I'll write it today when I get home.
This will either be tradgicly hilarious or hilariously tradgic.
We'll see about that.
Quote from: Kronnor on June 03, 2018, 04:26:12 PM
Quote from: Okiba on June 03, 2018, 04:13:13 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on June 03, 2018, 11:26:24 AM
I will do my best. I'll write it today when I get home.
This will either be tradgicly hilarious or hilariously tradgic.
We'll see about that.
I'm dubious.
But we'll see of course ;)
if it does not crash in to a tree and explode in flame, I just don't think it's worth it.
I am afraid I do not have time to write the story in time for your giveaway, but I will write it still when I have time. Just for fun, so you can boast that someone wrote a story about your char. ;D
just let someone whip you, that always motivate people.
Quote from: Regorn on June 05, 2018, 09:33:31 AM
just let someone whip you, that always motivate people.
For me, that only turns me on.
You're all weird and need to stop trying.
The belt is mine, no matter how odd, kinky, persistent or dead you are.
You want belt? You go buy belt. This my belt. No give to you.
Yea!
After all, he will be giving it to me.
The only thing I will be giving to you is a smack on the head.
Quote from: Kronnor on June 06, 2018, 02:02:43 PM
The only thing I will be giving to you is a smack on the head.
We should ban inactive people from posting in this thread.
I feel that would be a kind of justice.
;D
how about no?
Quote from: Okiba on June 06, 2018, 06:15:44 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on June 06, 2018, 02:02:43 PM
The only thing I will be giving to you is a smack on the head.
We should ban inactive people from posting in this thread.
I feel that would be a kind of justice.
;D
Okiba, the only reason I am inactive is because there is nothing for me to do in WoW until BfA arrives. I will probably resub just so I can get the fury hidden skin. Other than that, I'm not wasting money just so I can log for one hour or so before I'm bored to death.
Also, I need lots of money for the driving school (today I will go to enlist for both A and B categories). I only want the one for motorcycles, but being able to drive a car won''t hurt.
I still don't have a drivers license : D
I hope I can get mine until the end of summer.
when getting your license, try drive over all the cones, the more the better, they give you score.
Always drive in the middle of the road.
/nod
The bit with a line through it.
You should follow the line, I mean, what else could they possibly mean?
Quote from: Regorn on June 08, 2018, 08:42:24 PM
You should follow the line, I mean, what else could they possibly mean?
For the first time ever, in history...
...Regorn is correct. What's the worst that could happen?
Pro tip when taking your test and the instructor asked you to make an emergency stop on his signal to prepare you for unexpected breaking.. Give it a second or two and punch him in the side of his head. He will respect you more for hitting him unexpectedly. p.s if they ask you to parallel park just cry and say your having a really bad day
If you can, bring a pair of glasses and wear them. When you are to begin the drive test, put them away and loudly boast "I don't need these".
It display confident, something the instructor will really like.
Yeah, I doubt the police officer will like that.
Quote from: Kronnor on June 10, 2018, 12:19:36 PM
Yeah, I doubt the police officer will like that.
Bake cookies that are shaped and frosted to look like a smart phone. Drive with one pressed to your ear.
When you get pulled over, in front of the cop... eat it.
"What phone officer?"
Also carry a large mirror, claim it offers Superior vision compared to that small dinky mirror cars usually have, so you replaced it.
Quote from: Regorn on June 11, 2018, 10:06:58 AM
Also carry a large mirror, claim it offers Superior vision compared to that small dinky mirror cars usually have, so you replaced it.
Best idea ever!
Also, did my post not stand for over 24 Hours?
Does that not mean I won? And Get the belt?
Wait.. I just realised that. Well, gratz Regorn...
We need to notify Koz right away!
This is of the highest important!
So it is. On to the next spam topic!