Last Post Wins: Revengeance

[Okiba]

Yes, you can take that victory.

I take the belt.

I've kept this wench going for 3 months.

You think you can so easily defeat me!?

five weeks and i'm home, and then there will be nowhere safe!

NOWHERE!   

[Vraxxar]

Oh my~ *Wink wink nudge nudge*

[Okiba]

Oh my~ *Wink wink nudge nudge*

...Chop-sticks!

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Everyone wants my belt. If you manage to take it, I'll let you keep the pants attached to it too.

[Okiba]

Everyone wants my belt. If you manage to take it, I'll let you keep the pants attached to it too.

--CHOP STICKS!

CHOOOOOP STIIIICKS!!!?!1?!

(Save me Rhonya     )

[Regorn]

She can't hear you now!
You are stuck in a shitposting thread.

Also, giff belt.

[Okiba]

Never!

I need it!

To replace this TV power cable--

...holding up my trash bag pants!

What? it's work uniform.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Smacks Okiba with his pants*

NO ONE IS SAFE!

[Regorn]

I need the belt because it will go so well with my outfit.
I will be fabulous!

[Okiba]

I need the belt because it will go so well with my outfit.
I will be fabulous!

I need the belt to...

I lie. I don't need it.

I just need something new to hurt people with.


<*Looks at Regorn and Kronnor*>   

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Your face hurts people enough already. 

[Regorn]

Oooooo! BURN!

What will Krogon do about that!?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Why do you think his new char wears a mask?

[Regorn]

I once took off my wolfmask in my old guild (Thunderfury)
They all agree I should keep my mask on.

[Okiba]

Oooooo! BURN!

What will Krogon do about that!?

Hmm, I could take your advice and unleash the BURN--

I once said you were both my friends.

...

...I Lied.