Last Post Wins: Revengeance

[Okiba]

Always drive in the middle of the road.

  /nod

The bit with a line through it.

[Regorn]

You should follow the line, I mean, what else could they possibly mean?

[Okiba]

You should follow the line, I mean, what else could they possibly mean?

For the first time ever, in history...

...Regorn is correct. What's the worst that could happen?

[Bamm]

Pro tip when taking your test and the instructor asked you to make an emergency stop on his signal to prepare you for unexpected breaking.. Give it a second or two and punch him in the side of his head. He will respect you more for hitting him unexpectedly. p.s if they ask you to parallel park just cry and say your having a really bad day

[Regorn]

If you can, bring a pair of glasses and wear them. When you are to begin the drive test, put them away and loudly boast "I don't need these".
It display confident, something the instructor will really like.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Yeah, I doubt the police officer will like that.

[Okiba]

Yeah, I doubt the police officer will like that.

Bake cookies that are shaped and frosted to look like a smart phone. Drive with one pressed to your ear.

When you get pulled over, in front of the cop... eat it.

"What phone officer?"

[Regorn]

Also carry a large mirror, claim it offers Superior vision compared to that small dinky mirror cars usually have, so you replaced it.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Also carry a large mirror, claim it offers Superior vision compared to that small dinky mirror cars usually have, so you replaced it.

Best idea ever!

[Regorn]

Also, did my post not stand for over 24 Hours?
Does that not mean I won? And Get the belt?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Wait.. I just realised that. Well, gratz Regorn...

[Regorn]

We need to notify Koz right away!
This is of the highest important!

[Kozgugore]

So it is. On to the next spam topic!