Some say... He could chew through iron bars aged six months......others, that he is fluent in ten languages. Including sea otter.All we know is, He's called Koz!
Some say... he once drop kicked a centaur so hard, he separated it perfectly into both a Man, and a Horse......others, that he once survived a whole year eating only beef jerky, and drinking the tears of his woeful enemies.All we know is, he's called Koz!
I'm bored... and hungry.
Some say he was the first Orc to ever attempt flightOther say he merely tripped at a ravine, and the attempt should not count.All we know is, he's called Koz!
That'll only end him up in a fistfite with Homer Simpson.
QuoteSome say he was the first Orc to ever attempt flightOther say he merely tripped at a ravine, and the attempt should not count.All we know is, he's called Koz!
Some say... that he knows which came first, the chicken... or the egg....Others, that it is infact the river, that must swim against him.All we know is, he's called Koz!
Some say... he's the only orc Saurfang willingly gives the kiss of life too....others, that he does indeed know what the Lok'Tar is cooking.All we know is, he's called Koz!