Last Post Wins: Revengeance

[Okiba]

Some say... it's the true heir to the Horde leadership. The only Hero this world deserves.

All we know is, he's called Shrewd.

That's... no. Watch and learn.

Some say... both mohammed and the mountain came to him.

Others... that he's the only Orc Garonna can't get the drop on.

All we know is... he's called Koz!

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Pff I have no time for this.

[Kozgugore]

I have every time for this.

[Regorn]

Some say the reason most orcs are green is because they are green with envy of him.

others say the reason he is green is because his grandfather was a pickle.

All we know is, he's called Koz!

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Great Old Father Pickle Koz

[Okiba]

Great Old Father Pickle Koz

PICKLE RICK-- ... KOZ!

[Regorn]

Some say when he is bare-handed, he is a monk.

others say his fists are just weapons with other utility.

All we know is, he's called Koz!

[Okiba]

...wait what--?

I don't know anymore...

[Regorn]

Have we gone off the deep end?

[Okiba]

Have we gone off the deep end?

You and Kronnor are so far off -THE- cliff I'm pretty sure I'll never need to throw you off it again. Ever.

Some say... He once ran through an Alterac valley blizzard without being hit by a single flake of snow.

Others... that he gave Grommash Hellscream tips on how to swing an axe "like you mean it".

All we know is, he's called Koz!

there, like that. Silly Wikkets.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

I am not off any cliffs.

[Okiba]

I am not off any cliffs.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you all the way down there.

Some say... he was the first to Grook that Horkin Hozen wikket with a slicky, up the dooker.

Others? ...that he asked Gul'dan if there was a bigger cup.

All we know is, He's called Koz!

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*

Can you hear me now?

[Okiba]

*Flashes the shiny belt from down there*

Can you hear me now?

When I start seeing sounds, I'll let you know. 

[Regorn]

Some say his blood can purify fel corruption

others say he is the father of the goblins after a short affair with a gnome

All we know is, he's called Koz!