Last Post Wins: Revengeance

[Okiba]

Not a goblin Bruiser?

I have this image in my head of a tiny, green, armored bucket with a giant spiked mace threatening to crack knee caps and skulls.

And it's you Kronnor, it screams your name.

[Regorn]

Did you not hear him? He does not threaten to break your kneecaps, he just does it and goes "That be 5 gold pal"

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Did you not hear him? He does not threaten to break your kneecaps, he just does it and goes "That be 5 gold pal"

Ahem, that would be 5 gold per kneecap. So if I break both of them it would be 10 gold.

[Okiba]

Did you not hear him? He does not threaten to break your kneecaps, he just does it and goes "That be 5 gold pal"

Ahem, that would be 5 gold per kneecap. So if I break both of them it would be 10 gold.

A pleasure doing business with you?   

[Regorn]

Certainly a pleasure of his.

[Okiba]

In other, less criminal news, I'll be posting an Okiba story...

....soooooon!

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Goblin Kronnor is not a criminal. He's a freelancer businessman.

[Okiba]

You mean in the same way that Krogon Ninja wasn't a murderer...

...Just a preemptive undertaker with night time hobbies and awesome pajamas?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Hey, whatever floats your goats.

[Regorn]

btw, why do we use goats as livestock?
What makes them better than pigs, sheep or cows?

Pigs are just massive packets of pork.
Sheep are tasty and produce this useful wool.
Cows gives not only meat, but also milk for drink, cheese and butter.

I know goats do produce milk as well, but do they even come close to produce as much a cow does? And surely, pig and cow leather is bigger than goat letter and goat fur? Why not wool?

Are they for the people who want some fabric and some milk and some meat? A "do it all" animal?

[Vraxxar]

Goat is cheaper and easier to have.
The other animals needs somewhat specific areas to live by. Goats can be placed almost anywhere.

[Okiba]

Yes.

But what about a camel?

They're woolly, meaty, AND produce milk.

Have you ever tried camel milk chocolate?!

[Regorn]

No, I don't like chocolate.
I was allergic to milk protein as a kid, so I never started eating chocolate and now as an adult, I can't stand the stuff.
Same with cheese.

[Okiba]

No, I don't like chocolate.
I was allergic to milk protein as a kid, so I never started eating chocolate and now as an adult, I can't stand the stuff.
Same with cheese.

...Mother of god.

A cursed life... indeed!    D:<

[Regorn]

yea, whenever I look up recipies in /r/giftrecipies they are mostly in 4 groups.
45% are deep fried stuff (I don't want that, I don't want to use a liter of oil at cooking a simple meal)
45% is 90% cheese, just loads of cheese, that I don't like.
5% contain eggs, that I can't eat. 
And the remaining 5% are something I can actually cook.