Last Post Wins: Revengeance

[Okiba]

I am sad to report the death of Arkail, we was the best among us and will be missed.

By the way Krogon, you were last to be with him, did he have any last words?

He said Regorn smells. then just started spluttering and choking blood, it was quite horrible.

[Regorn]

Tragic....

[Bamm]

*floats past in ghost form*
So what do you call a druid who has the alchemy profession?

An owlchemist!

Thank you thank you i am here for eternity. Tip your waitress and try todays special

*winks and floats off*

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Now the only reason why Kronnor doesn't die is so he's not stuck with Arkail's ghost for eternity.

[Okiba]

Now the only reason why Kronnor doesn't die is so he's not stuck with Arkail's ghost for eternity.

Silly wikket.

[Regorn]

The best way to immortality is to simply refuse to die.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

The best way to immortality is to simply refuse to die.

By that logic Kronnor is immortal? Not bad.

[Okiba]

The best way to immortality is to simply refuse to die.

By that logic Kronnor is immortal? Not bad.

Or he's already dead, and in deep, fleshy, breathy denial.

I can fix that for you.

[Regorn]

The best way to ignore reality is to simply refuse to accept it.

[Okiba]

The best way to ignore reality is to simply refuse to accept it.

Sounds complicated. Can't we just pretend it isn't there?

[Bamm]

Reality is subjective.  Speaking of reality why did the pandaren holy priest not like the sha of anger's pizza.

Because it was made from sha dough

[Okiba]

Reality is subjective.  Speaking of reality why did the pandaren holy priest not like the sha of anger's pizza.

Because it was made from sha dough

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Yay, all the puns. Well done Arkail.

[Regorn]

Shall we live now under the tyranny of puns?

[Bamm]

They do say a tyrant is like bad weather.

The reign never lets up.