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[Wornag (Kronnor)]

What Green Monster of the woods?

[Regorn]

The idea was that you (an orc) try to scare away a alliance patrol.
You however succeed too well, so instead of scaring away the patrol, the patrol is terrified over a green monster and tell everyone about it.
This leads to plenty of adventurer and champions arriving to "slay the green monster".

[Okiba]

You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?

Holy shi--

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?

Holy shi--

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

Reward for killing him: 2 copper and a green shield with +1 stamina

[Okiba]

You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?

Holy shi--

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

Reward for killing him: 2 copper and a green shield with +1 stamina

AND LOOT!?

I should of started killing and looting you guys YEARS ago!

[Regorn]

"I attempt to escape the Alliance Patrol" 
Critical Failure!
Not only are you captured, a few days in prison you start developing Stocholm Syndrome. Years later you join your alliance brothers in battle, proudly wearing the blue tabard.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.

[Okiba]

So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.

...They are the alliance, they assimilate. Resistance is futile. Unless you have "Alliance-be-gone" spray, it contains 100% real wolf urine and the tears of dwarves of whom we stole ale from.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.

...They are the alliance, they assimilate. Resistance is futile. Unless you have "Alliance-be-gone" spray, it contains 100% real wolf urine and the tears of dwarves of whom we stole ale from.

WTB 2L of "Alliance-be-gone" spray.

[Regorn]

You attempt to buy 'Alliance-be-gone' spray.
Critical Success!
You buy so much you get buried under a great pile of spray bottles. You get a concussion.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

At least I'll keep the whole Alliance away.

[Okiba]

At least I'll keep the whole Alliance away.

It's the wolf urine I tells'ya!

It sends them PACK-ing!

[Regorn]

Comment that wolf packs does not actually exist

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Shut up Regorn, you know nothing.

[Regorn]

Don't call me Jon Snow!