Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)

[Regorn]

Kronnor was bored one day and decided he was to go on an adventure.

And that kids, is how Yogg-Saron chains were weaken allowing his escape.

In Kronnor's defense, Yogg-Saron claimed it was a quest with like, 25 gold reward and some green item.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Hey, gold was hard to make back in those days. Who wouldn't have taken up the job for 25g?

[Regorn]

Kronnor once decided that the bloke called Devilstep was not as tough as him.
So he challenged him to a thumb-war.

Kronnors head was almost crushed by Devilstep thumb

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Yeah, that would be pretty hard to do cause Kronnor didn't even know who this Devilstep was until he joined the Red Blade tribe. And Devilstep was pretty much dead by that time.

[Gashuk]

In that case;

Kronnor once decided that the ghost called Devilstep was not as tough as him.
So he challenged him to a thumb-war.

Kronnors head was almost crushed by Devilstep's spectral thumb

[Regorn]

Kronnor had a great question, a question he needed an answer for. He consulted with the wises shamans, the most mysterious witch-doctors, the most enlighten priests, the elder druids, the spiritual monks yet none could answer his question.

"Why does my butt itch?"

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Those tacos man..

[Regorn]

Kronnor once decided to play some Hearthstone, he smashed his opponents face in, declaring that "he goes face"

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Isn't that the way to play Hearthstone?

[Regorn]

I work the best with 2 and a half hours of sleep.
It's also the optimal resting time for Kronnor's axe.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

  More, I want more facts. These are nice.

[Nosh'marak]

This thread has really gone down in quality.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

That's what happens if only two people keep posting here. This is more like a Regorn-Kronnor chat than a LPW thread.

[Regorn]

Kronnor actually hate working for the Wyrmrest Accord.
Everyday he would go up the tower up to check the vendor, do some daily quests and so on.

Later someone asked him why he did not take the free ride up instead of climbing?
Kronnor responded "free ride?"

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

At least all that climbing helped developing that muscle mass.