Orcs of the Red Blade

Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Kogra Windwatcher on February 27, 2017, 05:27:10 PM

Title: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on February 27, 2017, 05:27:10 PM
We've known each other, for so long. You know the rules and so d-
Get to it people! Last post wins! Who can throw Regorn of his seat of power?


EDIT:
Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
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Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 27, 2017, 05:37:36 PM
Gonna post here and hope everyone forgets to reply. >:(
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on February 27, 2017, 06:38:12 PM
You really think it is gonna be that easy Kronnor? :P
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on February 27, 2017, 07:44:23 PM
muahahaha! Now I am the one with no life!

...wait
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on February 27, 2017, 10:54:31 PM
You know the admins can always cheat... They can just post and lock the thread, then unlock it after 24 hours  :-X
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on February 28, 2017, 12:48:12 AM
Has there really been 9 of these?

Well i dont know, here is a post of a damp lamp post...
(http://i.imgur.com/lN3Q65f.gif)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on February 28, 2017, 09:47:02 AM
I'm glad that despite recent events, someone can still shed some light on them.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 28, 2017, 03:09:50 PM
You really think it is gonna be that easy Kronnor? :P

It was worth a shot.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on March 01, 2017, 10:46:32 AM
If only it were so easy
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 01, 2017, 03:09:41 PM
The next winner of this thread should add a last reply before it's locked with a simple "GG izi" xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 01, 2017, 05:17:30 PM
So not only should we shitpost we should also trashtalk?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 01, 2017, 10:23:59 PM
The only rule of this thread is to use more than one word in your post? So why not? xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 02, 2017, 07:06:11 AM
well, let the trashtalk commence
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on March 02, 2017, 11:56:19 AM
start with a classic then

yo mama so fat chain lightning hits her all times
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 02, 2017, 03:07:27 PM
yo mama so fat, she took the flight path from Silithus to Tanaris and fell from the mount halfway there and her crash created the Un'goro Crater
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 02, 2017, 07:34:50 PM
yo mama so fat, you can plug the Maelstrom with her
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 02, 2017, 07:37:46 PM
Yo mama so fat she makes imp mothers look anorexic
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rashka on March 03, 2017, 11:23:17 AM
I thought people realized ages ago that these mom jokes are dumb
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 03, 2017, 03:33:00 PM
Yo mama so dumb she went to Dr Dre to get treatment for her flu.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 03, 2017, 05:17:51 PM
yo mama so ugly Loatheb asked her on a date
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Azolg on March 03, 2017, 05:18:13 PM
Anyone got/thinking of getting Horizon Zero Dawn?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 03, 2017, 06:37:45 PM
Yo mama so ugly she lost to Therazane in a beauty contest.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on March 03, 2017, 06:49:38 PM
Anyone got/thinking of getting Horizon Zero Dawn?

It looks like a pretty neat game, I would've probably gotten it myself was it not exclusive to the console only :P
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on March 03, 2017, 09:45:55 PM
A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world.



(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fallon-haay.gif)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 03, 2017, 10:07:05 PM
Alright.. I'm not getting the joke... Care to explain? I'm too tired to figure it out on my own.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on March 03, 2017, 10:50:31 PM
Neigh, here's another old old old joke only warcraftivised then

So a Orc and a Goblin are scouting part of the Broken Shore on a top-secret mission. They're going though this really nasty fog and eventually begin to climb up and out of it; over a hill, they reach the top only to see thousands of demons staring at them to which the Goblin says "Geez bub that's a lot of demon i am scared!" To which the Orc replies you think that's scary When this is over, i have to go back down through that fog by myself!"

Have a machinma



Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rashka on March 04, 2017, 01:41:51 AM
Same as Kogra, woulda gotten it if it wasn't console only. ~ It even made me want to try and gather money for it, but alas I'm poor >_>
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 04, 2017, 06:07:15 PM
Speaking of games, does any of you have Titan Quest Anniversary Edition and wants to play sometimes?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 05, 2017, 01:49:51 AM
Titan Quest Anniversary Edition you say?












no
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 05, 2017, 10:35:08 AM
Why Regorn? That game is a good one :'( It would be alot of fun for a couple hours of co-op. Anyway, I have a lvl 11 Conqueror if anyone decides to tag along.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 05, 2017, 02:32:42 PM
Never heard about it. What kind of game is it?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 05, 2017, 02:44:35 PM
Never heard about it. What kind of game is it?
It's like Diablo but set in the mythological times of Greece, Egypt and Asia. It's pretty nice, especially when playing Co-op.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 05, 2017, 03:26:43 PM
Might take a look see if I can find it
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 05, 2017, 03:38:14 PM
It's 19.99 euro on Steam, but you can find it for around 5 euro on G2A as steam gift, which is a great deal, I bought a couple games myself using that method.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 05, 2017, 08:04:07 PM
Don't use G2A

Don't use G2A

If you plan to use G2A, just Pirate the game, you do less damage.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 05, 2017, 09:28:42 PM
Oh, sorry that I want to own the games on Steam but I don't live in a privileged country where 20 euros is not a big deal. You're right, I should stop using the cheapest method to buy games...
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rashka on March 06, 2017, 04:36:28 AM
Why am I awake
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 06, 2017, 05:38:24 AM
Because You aint sleeping obviously :P bad jokes a side It can be numerous things. From a screwed up sleep pattern to not enough physical exercise during the day (to make your body tired) to something in your life knowingly or not take up a lot of space in your mind stopping it from relaxing.
I've been asking myself the same thing for a while and those are the reasons I came up with atleast
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Lars on March 06, 2017, 01:16:26 PM
Oh, sorry that I want to own the games on Steam but I don't live in a privileged country where 20 euros is not a big deal. You're right, I should stop using the cheapest method to buy games...
The problem with that is most cheap keys on G2A are from credit card and account frauds.
So someone who steals card information, buys lots of keys for a game, then sells them cheaply.

I try to avoid buying games on steam outside of sales for the reason I can't afford to spend that much. But going to a grey market re-seller where I might be buying stolen goods. That I'll never do.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 06, 2017, 02:33:35 PM
They are also happy to ban users who points out that G2A have no security mesures to prevent selling of fraudulent keys.

Some developers have said that if you plan to use G2A to buy their games, just pirate them instead.

As Lars said, someone does credit card frauds, buys a load of keys, sells them to G2A. 
Someone buys the key, plays happily until the owner of the Credit card reports the fraud. 
Key gets locked, person demands money back from developers.

The original thief and G2A pays nothing and walk away with the money.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 06, 2017, 10:24:58 PM
Hmm, I wonder if you would've won again if I didn't reply here right now. xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 07, 2017, 01:18:57 AM
Good question, let's not post a lot again and check.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Azolg on March 07, 2017, 12:33:12 PM
Not a chance. Also Horizon is really damn good.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 07, 2017, 12:35:24 PM
I agree I only got one problem with it. The freaking alligator robots can jump so far and high they are practically flying xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 07, 2017, 02:56:56 PM
Flying is something that most robots in video games do Karg. Just deal with it xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 07, 2017, 03:12:43 PM
But it don't have wings or rocket boosters. At least the hawk and eagle robot have wings
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 07, 2017, 10:54:30 PM
Btw Karg, I sent you a friend request on Steam, so make sure to accept it.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Drakada on March 08, 2017, 01:15:40 AM
Debating a resub for the ar pees but with the guild going on Hiatus I'm conflicted with what to do should I go through with it
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 08, 2017, 08:18:20 AM
There are other RP guilds you can look into if you decide to start playing again
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Drakada on March 08, 2017, 03:03:07 PM
Ye but I'll probably leave Drak as is, might pick him up some other time but finding guilds that suit is sometimes lengthy. Also debating race. I'm feeling Troll a bit
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rhonya on March 08, 2017, 04:37:31 PM
Actually the amount of guilds is declining rapidly, Karg.. There are no Troll guilds. No orc guilds anymore. Only a handfull of multi race warband ones who all like to hang around Orgrimmar all day, and blood elf guilds.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 08, 2017, 04:59:49 PM
O.o damn things have gone down hill fast then since last time I were online.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 08, 2017, 07:22:26 PM
This is all those young up-starters fault, get off our lawns!
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rhonya on March 08, 2017, 08:49:20 PM
Well Rotgarde and HoA are still there of course, but that's about it as well xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Drakada on March 08, 2017, 11:09:13 PM
Whats a Hordie RPer supposed to do eh? I dont wanna go Alliance! I cannae do et

What are people planning to do?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rhonya on March 09, 2017, 03:21:58 AM
Eeh.. Aint many of us still playing tbh! Trakmar moved to blood elvies. I sometimes join in with HoA on my Forsaken. And.. Eh. Kronnor made his own guild but no idea how active those are. And that's about it?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Drakada on March 09, 2017, 05:24:58 AM
Damn, I blame the Legion for this, also Legion. Perhaps in time there will be a resurgence or something. I don't feel like falling back into Alliance, Elf or RandomRP. Resist the relapse
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 09, 2017, 09:00:24 AM
I think a lot of rpers blame legion it Weren't All that RP friendly. Anyway I hope you figure it out drak
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on March 09, 2017, 10:01:23 AM
Ah I love the smell of spambots in the morning <3 *Fondles Banhammer*
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 09, 2017, 03:04:10 PM
Eeh.. Aint many of us still playing tbh! Trakmar moved to blood elvies. I sometimes join in with HoA on my Forsaken. And.. Eh. Kronnor made his own guild but no idea how active those are. And that's about it?
About my guild, my officer moved into a new home so it takes some time til he gets internet access again, so I'm kinda just preparing on my own for a finished launch for it.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Drakada on March 09, 2017, 03:30:17 PM
I think a lot of rpers blame legion it Weren't All that RP friendly. Anyway I hope you figure it out drak

I might mong around Silvermoon for a bit and ponder my options, trawl some forums or the like and decide. If things truly are done and gone then I might look into Alliance guilds or Final Fantasy to give that a try
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Gashuk on March 09, 2017, 06:05:46 PM
After much deliberation, (and much money spent on faction/race changes), I've settled on Blood Howl on a Troll Hunter. I have a bit of a history with them on DB, and it's a decent home for any race. They do have their fair share of Orgimmar time, but they also dart around a lot travelling. So if you want a multi-racial warband (with a bit of a lean towards Troll stuff), look their way. I'm a casual scrub nowadays anyway, but it's nice to have a settled place to hang your hat.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rhonya on March 09, 2017, 08:56:42 PM
Or HoA for Forsaken, they're a lovely bunch and still have regular events/ things going on. <3 Their GM was in ORB for a little while as well and was actually the first to ever welcome us to AD, he's a really nice guy. :)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 09, 2017, 09:06:36 PM
Guys, Remember when we rolled up a Space Marine chapter? And Chaos Marine? And Ork warband?

We gonna do it again, because I say so.

Do we do... Imperial Guard regiment, Sister of Battle Order, Imperial Knight house, Necron Dynasty or another Ork Klan, because fuck it, orks are awesome.

There are more creation tables but those are enough for now.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 09, 2017, 09:22:02 PM
I don't think any of us is fit to be Imperial knigts..or any kind of knight really xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Drakada on March 09, 2017, 09:54:59 PM
Guys, Remember when we rolled up a Space Marine chapter? And Chaos Marine? And Ork warband?

Did someone say Ork?! Iz it WAAAGH?!
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 10, 2017, 10:33:11 AM
You are seeing things no waaaahgs!
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on March 10, 2017, 11:10:09 AM
KILL'EMZ STUNTIES. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!  >:(
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 10, 2017, 12:56:07 PM
Oi! It be here we be makin' da Ork Klan!

Just get da dice generata n' roll up!

First! Klan or Freeboota? (d10)

then, Pick a color ya git! (d100)   
If ya roll 100 on color, Roll twoice again (ya lucky git!)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2017, 03:11:06 PM
Rolled D10   -> 3
Rolled D100 -> 100 -> Rerolled twice -> 38 and 83
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 10, 2017, 03:36:07 PM
3 -> We iz Propa' Klan!

38, 83 -> Black (ded killy) Brown (da most tradishunal)

We iz a 'Ard n' classuy Klan We iz da best!

We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10) (roll another d10 on 6-9)

Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100) (on 71-85, another d10)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2017, 05:08:23 PM
D10   -> 9 -> Reroll -> 2
D100 -> 5
I like this kind of stuff xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 10, 2017, 05:30:42 PM
9 -> 2 Speshul boy: Meckboy

5 -> Krumped loads o' 'umies

Da big Lejundary Ork boy was a Speshul boy! he was a Mekboy! 
Da best Mekboy we eva seen! He Krumped lot'sa 'umies! All da 'Umies! Krumped a plana worth of dem 'umies!

Now den, Gork or Mork? (d10)
And 'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)
'ow big are da boyz boss? (d10)

Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Lars on March 10, 2017, 05:36:57 PM
D10 -> 2
D10 -> 7
D10 -> 5

Did some rollz!
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 10, 2017, 05:51:14 PM
2 -> Gork

7 -> We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!

5 -> 'Are boys are da roight and proppa size boss!

Gork is da way to go! Ya hear! WAAAAAGH!

N' enuff boyz, enuff boyz to krump anybody! 
And da boyz is roight size too! De fight is gonna be groit!

See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100) ("allies")
See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100) (favorite enemy)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2017, 08:29:29 PM
Allies: 59
Enemies: 85
Can't wait to see what those rolls mean. xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 10, 2017, 08:49:51 PM
59 ->  Dem 'nid squigs (Tyranids)

85 -> Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat (Chaos)

Now lissen up ya gits! Dem 'nids is a 'ard fight! We wanna be ready befo' we go krump them, got it!?

But dem Spiky boys now deyer iz a good fight day is hard like spoice marines but dem got daemon too! we iz gonna kill so many of dem deamons we all gonna be called Daemon-Killa!

Last rolls now boyz!

We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)
Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100) (on 100, roll 2 more times)
And Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Lars on March 10, 2017, 09:28:01 PM
We got lotsa 3 in o' klan!
An the biggest loot we evah got was a 73 !
Wat we did wit it? We did 9 !
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 10, 2017, 09:39:20 PM
3 -> Shoota Boyz

73 -> One o' dem tyr-oo-nid big squigz

9 -> Made some 'uge piles of it

We got shootaz so many shootaz! Dakka DAKKA DAKKA! WAAAAAGH! All dem spiky boyz ar' nothing but holes! HAHAHAHA! now den' aiming, wot's dat?

We did beat one of dem big nid's 'uge it was! bigga than da biggaz squigz ya ever seen!  
We ate it. Made it huge 'piles'! Har har har! Very tasty with squigz sauce!

Now, what we call da Klan?
Names Suggestoons!
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 10, 2017, 10:05:55 PM
Every Lootz Iz Huntah Lootz?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Lars on March 10, 2017, 10:15:38 PM
Klan Browner Dan Black!

Or for a more serious one.

Klan Squish Dem Spiky Stuff!

(However, as a hunter I have to support Kronnor's suggestion)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 11, 2017, 07:14:01 PM
Dis here be Klan Every Lootz iz Huntah Lootz!

We iz tradishunal Orks, we ain't need no Tanka or roka lancha or stompaz, all we need iz Shootas! 
N' we 'Ard too! Ya think ya can just walk up to uz and Krump us?! HA! We Krump ya back!

We had a Meckboy once, he found one o' dem 'umie factora plana, he krumped em all, then he made factora maka shootaz, now we got shootaz for dayz! DAYZ! HAHAHAHAHA! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Den, we wunder off and find dat 'nid swarm, they send da biggas squidz I eva seen!
We shoot it, then we ate it! 'Nid burga!

But dem spiky boyz not like what we did, someting 'bout scheaming failure or dat. Of course day fail! Den ain't Orks! KRUMP EM! SHOOTA THEM!

But we want moar 'Nid burga! Den make a good meal dat iz! Get ya shootaz ready, when Spiky Boyz all ded and da daemons all ded too, we feast again! Hahahahah! WAAAAAAAGH!

And dis here be Da Klan, we Shoota ya but don't ya think we be softie like 'umies, we still krump ya too!
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 12, 2017, 10:11:22 AM
WAAAAGGGHH!!!
This is awesome. We need more of these stuff. Let's do Necron next.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 01:26:09 PM
Status: Awakening
...
Dynasty Awakening
...
Diagnostic of system: Activate
...
Check History: Activate
...
Original Side in the Necrontyr Secession Wars (d10)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Lars on March 12, 2017, 02:16:09 PM
Original side: 1
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 02:45:01 PM
1 -> (Unification) Fought under the command of the Triarch and the Silent King.

Status: Loyalist
...
Check History: Proceed
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C’Tan fought alongside before betraying during the War in Heaven (d10)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 12, 2017, 04:13:39 PM
D10 roll -> 10
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 04:19:03 PM
10 -> Another of forgotten name.

Error. 
Error.
...
Name lost. 
...
Memory Corrupted.
...
Alert. Hostile detected.
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Defend Tomb World.
...
Most Hated Nemesis (d10)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 12, 2017, 05:25:56 PM
Our most hated nemesis would be a 3 roll on a D10.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 05:32:27 PM
3 -> The Old Ones themselves and now their chosen children the Eldar

Eldar detected.
Deploy forces.
...
Kill.
...
Kill them all.
...
Commence diagnostic.
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Damage sustained during sleep (d10)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on March 12, 2017, 05:57:39 PM
The damage we sustained is 7
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 06:06:45 PM
7 -> Have the memories of a common peasant dumped into an Overlord’s body by some mishap. Don’t know what happened to the mind of the actual Overlord of the Dynasty, but no one seems to realize you aren’t who they think you are.
Oh boy.

Overlord awakened.
...
...
...
...
Hello?
...
Continue?
...
Overlord state objective:?

Greater Objectives or Goals (d100)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Lars on March 12, 2017, 07:25:05 PM
Goal is obviously and clearly 87! (D100)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 07:30:21 PM
87 -> Through those races who understand and can manipulate the Warp they seek to understand it so that they can use it for themselves and control the very powers the Old Ones once used against them.

Eldar: Tactical advantage.
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The Warp.
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Acquire knowledge.
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Need subjects.
...
Favored Conversion Subject (d100) (last roll)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Kogra Windwatcher on March 12, 2017, 09:11:42 PM
Favoured conversion subject is 69
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 09:24:35 PM
69 -> Orks – The savage Orks possess possibly the most resiliant biology in the universe, immune to age, resistant to sickness, and capable of shrugging off grievous injury. Their bodies will find far better use as vessels for the new Necrontyr.

Orks.
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Useful Biological tendencies.
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Useful Warp induced potency.
...

Dynasty's Name and Overlord's name?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 12, 2017, 09:40:42 PM
Ytsanyd Dynasty and Overlord Drolrevo.
I know, I'm very good at naming stuff. ;D
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 10:48:27 PM
The Ytsanyd Dynasty

They were loyal to the Silent King during the Secession Wars, their loyalty was second to none.

The damaged they suffer however during the sleep prevents them from remembering the C'tan they served before the uprising. That is however the only damage they have suffered.

Their Overlord, Drolrevo had commanded before the sleep that the Dynasty would destroy the Eldar and whatever of the Old Once remained once we had awaken, we would learn their own power to use against them.
When they awaken, the Overlord seems very quiet, keeping to himself mostly but no damage can be found on his body, maybe he did not take the great changes to the galaxy very good after awakening?

Drolrevo did order the capture of Orks, a good choice, they can be used both for the Silent Kings orders and to research the power of the Warp

All Glory to the Necrontyr. Glory to Ytsanyd, Victory with Drolrevo.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 12, 2017, 10:54:25 PM
More, more, more! Give us moooore! xD
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Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2017, 11:08:55 PM
Don't worry, there are 21 different creation tables.
let's pick one at random...

Imperial Guard Regiment, the Hammer of the Emperor have arrived!

Soldiers! At the Ready! What is Your Origin and who are you?

Regiment Classification (d10)
Recruitment Criteria (d100) (at 96-100, Roll d3+1 more times :O)
Nature of Recruitment (d10)
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Post by: Lars on March 13, 2017, 12:30:41 AM
Classification! 4 signing in!
Criteria! 71 signing in!
Nature! 4 signing in!

(Read that in the SCV voice from SC2, please)

... I need a new d10, that one is starting to get bad.
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Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2017, 12:44:18 AM
4 -> Imperial Guard: A true regiment, drilled and competent in their service.  
71 -> Gangers: They fought each other in the slums, now they fight a true enemy.
4 -> Elite tithe: The best of the best of the planet were recruited for this regiment.

You served yourself on that hunk of Rock you call home! Nothing but petty territorial Wars for a little gang.
You fight for the Emperor now! You kill for the Emperor! You die for the Emperor!

You belong to the Guard now.

What is that Hunk of rock you call home again?

Regiment Homeworld
Home World (d100)
Home World Predominant Terrain (d100)
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Post by: Lars on March 13, 2017, 01:42:51 AM
Sleeping issues on patrol!

Homeworld: 18
Predominant Terrain: 97

To take sleeping pill or not to take sleeping pill...  :-\
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Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2017, 02:08:48 AM
I should also go to bed

18 -> Hive World: No claustrophobia, excellent sense of direction? Urban combat!
97 -> Agriworld: Sturdy, hard-working types, glad to be off the farm.

You fought on a hive world that produced food?
You made vat-grown food or something!? Is that a life worth living? That's why you took up a gun and joined a little gang!?

Time for some Regiment Tactical Information.

Regiment Core Units (d100)
Specialization (d10)
Loyalty Rating (d10)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 13, 2017, 03:15:38 PM
Regiment Core Units -> 86
Specialization -> 5
Loyalty Rating -> 8
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Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2017, 03:54:18 PM
86 -> Siege
5 -> Trench Warfare
8 -> Unorthodox: Serve the Emperor in ways frowned upon by most in the Administratum.

Good at fighting are you? Well then, how about you spend 6 month pushing 1 kilometer on the front line then!?
Blast those bastards to bits and then clean it up by crawling though the mud!

Oh? You are displeased by this? Calling it "The Emperors Punishment"? Well SHUT IT!

Now then, what do you arm yourself with and what is your Creed?

Special Equipment (d100)
Regiment Creed (d100)
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Post by: Lars on March 13, 2017, 05:09:01 PM
Special equipment 46, Sir!
Our creed is 14!
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Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2017, 05:25:46 PM
46 -> Rare Heavy Weapon
14 -> For The Homeworld: This regiment's mission is to demonstrate the skill and steel of the homeworld to the rest of the Imperium.

Aw, Don't like the Emperors "Punishment"? Want to Go home?
YOUR STUCK HERE FOREVER IN THE BLOODY TRENCH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

Now take these Heavy Bolters, Autocannons, Plasma cannons And that heavy Flamer, USE THEM! If the Siege is to succeed you need heavy weapons! Unfortunately you can't drown the enemies in your bodies.

Now, what pathetic contacts do you have out there? And who are you to fight when we land Guardsmen!?

Regiment Friends (d100)
Regiment Enemies (d100)  (on 1-2, 97-100, roll another d100)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 13, 2017, 08:20:48 PM
Friends -> 51
Enemies -> 91
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Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2017, 08:29:40 PM
51 -> Adeptus Titanicus
Well, the siege part became a lot easier.
91 -> Dark Eldar

The Dark Eldar are fucking stuff up, and you have been selected to Deal with them. Congratulation.
The Xeno scum though it would be hilarious to raid the same world over and over again, well you will bunker down and hold out against every single raid they do. It almost like they raid the spot for sport and not for slaves.
The Collegia Titanica are providing a Warhound Titan to blast the Dark Eldar and you are there to make sure nothing touch it. YOU HAVE THE CLEAR?!

Now then. What was the name of your Agricultural Hive world and what is the honored name of your Regiment?
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Post by: Azolg on March 13, 2017, 09:09:55 PM
BoatyMcBoatFace
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 13, 2017, 09:10:31 PM
Name of world: Groceria Storus
Name of regiment: The Gitguds
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Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2017, 09:47:38 PM
Groceria Storus.  
Also known as "The Dungheap of the Sector".

It's industry is laughable, despite there is several hive cities on the world, there have simply never been a major Mechanicus presence on the world. There is only one thing Groceria does right. Plumbing, yea, that's right, plumbing. It converts the huge amounts of waste it get in the hive cities to a great soil for farming.
This soil goes to the outlying farms or the vat farms in the hive city, as such, Groceria is almost complete self-sufficient, despite being a minor Hive world.

The people works, slaving away at the vat farms, but some did not like this life. In the lower hive sections gangs started to crop up like weed. Taking control over the vat farms and selling food at a high cost. Soon there are competition between the gangs and fighting became common place.
When population started to go down and Guards recruitment, the Tithe of the plant came in question, the Governor launched a plan.

The Gangs must send their best fighters to join the guard, or else he will kill them all.
The gangs accepted and kept fighting.

The Gitguds, some kind of low Gothic dialect meaning a insult to their enemies that they are pathetic. A reflection of the recruitment of the best gang fighters.

The Gitguds of Groceria was put to good use as siege regiment. The reward for surviving enough fights among the Gitguds is a ticket home, something that have come sort of a creed and a foolish hope among them.

They are placed to defend another world against Dark Eldar attacks, they bunker down and suffer raid after raid of the Xeno Filth, armed with heavy weapons to blast away anyone who comes close to their trenches. Meanwhile, the God Machines of the College of the Titans goes in, shot some Dark Eldar and claim all the glory.

Despite attempt by the local Ecclesiarchy to increase the faith of the gangers turned guardsmen, it's unsuccessful. All they want is to survive enough time to go home. Calling their service "The Emperors Punishment" or "Damnation", behind the Commissars backs of course.

That's another one done!

There are still many creation table left if you want to continue.
Maybe one of you want to have a go? (just ask for the link to them)
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Post by: Lars on March 14, 2017, 02:43:40 PM
I've managed to find them myself, but I know I wouldn't be able to handle the lingo well enough to do it with the right spirit. But...
Say we fire off an Eldar bullshit thing so we have something to crush. =D
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Post by: Regorn on March 14, 2017, 03:16:25 PM
Within the Dark City of  Commorragh there are many Dark Eldar Kabal, but this one is one we will talk about.
I mean, we got to pass the time and terrify the slaves before we get there for the... fun part.

First, how old were we again? And where did our glorious Archon came from?

Kabal Age (d10)
Current Archon (d10)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 14, 2017, 04:18:20 PM
We're sooo old -> 10
Current Archon -> 5
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Post by: Regorn on March 14, 2017, 04:34:22 PM
10 -> Remnants of a Noble House (more than 5,000 years old)
5 -> Usurping Dracon

We been around for a long time little slave, so long in fact, that we figured out all the torture method there are and your in line to try them all!
We used to be one of those big houses, now we are just one of the many kabals in Commorragh, I am sure it will be pleasant for you even so however.

Our Archon was a simple Dracon once, leading his little raiding party around, killing and fighting until he got really good at it.
So good he killed the former Archon.

He ain't so bad, he got some quirks but...

Archon Personality (d10, roll twice and add for really colorful results)
Kabal Origin (d12) Cut, origin detailed by kabal age.
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Post by: Azolg on March 14, 2017, 06:45:12 PM
Archon Personality -> 15 (Added a 6 and a 9) I wonder what this means?
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Post by: Regorn on March 14, 2017, 07:39:38 PM
It meant add the 2 personalities together.
6 ->  Ambitious. (Torture and raiding are all fun and games, but this Archon has bigger plans. Vect better watch his back.)
9 -> Tyrannical (The Archon considers fear and tyranny to be the best motivators.)

Now, you do not want to cross him. See my friend there? See how he have no eye? The Archon though he looked funny at him. But at least our Dear Archon have plans. The Kabal have more and more slaves than ever before, like you.

But enough about him, you will get to meet him personally. More about us, we are quite friendly when you get to know us...

Kabal Demeanour (d8)
Kabal Flaw (d8) 
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 14, 2017, 08:37:43 PM
Kabal Demeanour -> 7
Kabal Flaw -> 5
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Post by: Regorn on March 14, 2017, 10:39:01 PM
7 -> Wheels Within Wheels - Feints, ruses, decoys, false-flags: this Kabal's plans always seem impossibly unpredictable and confusing to their foes and rivals.
5 -> A Knife in Every Back - The Kabal is riven by internal feuds to a degree that is extreme even by Commorragh standards.

Now, we are quite friendly, I mean, not for you, you are the slaves. You will suffer greatly, then we won't let you die. But if you were one of us, well, you would need to watch your back at every moment.
Look at that little corps, he was my friend for the last 120 years, but oh, he and I wanted the same position.

One must plan a lot, after all, this is why you have a dagger in your hand and why my friend died of dagger related wounds. At last, this does mean you will be first to our special experience chamber.

But look, a gate! What lies behind? it's our little Kabal Home.

Territory Location (d10)
Territory Condition (d100)
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Post by: Lars on March 14, 2017, 10:44:09 PM
Location: 1
Condition: 20!
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Post by: Regorn on March 15, 2017, 11:56:28 AM
1 -> High class district
20 -> Toxic


Ahh, home sweet home, to bad you slaves don't have breathing filters. Don't worry, you won't be staying long enough for permanent damage to show itself.
Our Archon think it adds to the decor, "Do as I say or you take a swim in that puddle!" oh how he threaten.

At least we have nice neighbors.

But do you remember the raid? Oh how fun and pain filled it was, we...

Kabal Tactics (d10)
Kabal Resource (d100)
Kabal Signature Weapon (d10)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 15, 2017, 03:11:24 PM
Tactics -> 5
Resource -> 79
Signature Weapon -> 1
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Post by: Regorn on March 15, 2017, 04:28:47 PM
5 -> Performance Art: Speed
79 -> Weapon-Forge
1 -> Splinter weapons

...went at a magnificent speed all over your little trenches. Those titan's can't kill what they can't hit after all.

And the good thing about having all this toxic waste lying around is the fact you can make it in to splinter ammunition, see those slaves down there, slowly dying? They collect it for us. I like to watch them.
The best part is when they finally collapse, we cure them and put them out to work again.

But no need to worry, you will actually be a gift to our 'friends', it will help our Archon's goal.

Currently Not Betraying (d8)
Goals? (d12)
Last set or rolls!
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 15, 2017, 05:34:32 PM
We're currently not betraying 8. And our goals are 4.
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Post by: Regorn on March 15, 2017, 05:50:13 PM
8 -> A Xenos Patsy (unbetrayed state EXTREMELY temporary) (I just pick Rak'Gol because those guys are awesome.)
4 -> Inscrutable/Mysterious


These nice fellows are the Rak'Gol's. They like killing. Say hi to them from us.

...Wonder what the fuck the Archon want with them.

Just remember us, our name is...

Kabal name?
Archon's name?
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 15, 2017, 06:26:33 PM
Kabal name: Dark Mysterious Shadows of Extreme Eternal Horrific Doom
Archon's name: Bob
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Post by: Regorn on March 15, 2017, 06:38:18 PM
Welcome to the upper parts of Commorragh, here you will find all the pain and pleasure you can ever need.
That big puddle of toxic waste? That is the home of the Dark Mysterious Shadows of Extreme Eternal Horrific Doom Kabal. They think they are funny with their name, they claim it comes from their "long honored past" or something like that.

All the toxic waste comes from the Weapon Forge they hold, they craft Splint weapons day and night there, using the very toxic waste as ammunition.

Their Archon, Bob, rose from the common ranks of the Kabal by murdering and backstabbing everyone in his way, you do not want to get on his bad side or good side, it's best to remain unnoticed and do as he says.

They seem to have developed a game, a game of raiding of course, where they raid the same Imperial Planet over and over again, constantly making new tricks and decoys to get past the defenses, that and their great speed makes them very hard to hit.

No one is quite sure what the Kabal is doing, it seems only their Archon knows, he have dealing with the next Alien after the next, currently they are dealing with Rak'Gols, just waiting to betray them too one would imagine.

Be weary inside those trenches, when you least expect it, the Raiders of the Kabal will find you and you will be captured before you even know it.

So, what's next? Sister of battle? Titan Legion? Space Marines? Tau? Tyranids?
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 15, 2017, 10:17:50 PM
We did Space Marines before, so I say Tau.
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Post by: Regorn on March 15, 2017, 10:36:51 PM
Welcome, Saal. The Cadre welcomes another one to become a fire warrior for the Greater God.

This is our home, our Sept, you will learn to defend it from all our enemies.

What Phase was your Sept founded in?(d10)
What is the predominant terrain of your homeworld? (d10)
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Post by: Azolg on March 15, 2017, 10:48:44 PM
Founded -> 4
Terrain -> 3
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Post by: Regorn on March 16, 2017, 01:09:20 AM
4 -> 2nd Sphere of Expansion
3 -> Forest

Our Sept is old, the founders saw the great forest across the continents and settled it. Our land is a beauty, worthy to defend against the enemies of the Tau.

As you study and learn, you will adapt to our battle tactics and philosophies, they are...

Which tactical philosophy does your commander prefer?(d10)
Which tactic does your cadre prefer?(d100)
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Post by: Sadok on March 16, 2017, 12:39:01 PM
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/767/598/a13.gif)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 16, 2017, 03:24:46 PM
Tactical philosophy preferred by our commander ->5
Cadre tactic -> 74 
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Post by: Regorn on March 16, 2017, 03:37:54 PM
5 -> Mont’ka, the Killing Blow – Study the enemy before attacking its weak point
74 -> Hybrid with stationary units supporting mobile ones

Our Commander dictates the Mont'ka. One should not go to battle without knowing once enemies. To accompany this tactics, we are a hybrid army. Stationary parts supports the more mobile parts until we are ready to perform the killing blow.

The main purpose of our Cadre is...

What is the primary function of your cadre?(d10)
What is the Ethereal Caste presence/adherence to Greater Good?(d10)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 16, 2017, 08:10:36 PM
Our primary function would be... 4.
The Ethereal Caste would be... 5.
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Post by: Regorn on March 16, 2017, 08:56:00 PM
4 -> Conquest of new worlds
5 -> Normal presence/adherence to Greater Good

We strike out from our home, heed the call of the Greater Good and strike new worlds, bringing them in to the Greater Good.

But our Cadre is not alone, we do have our Auxiliaries

What is the size of the auxiliaries in the Cadre?(d10)
What is the composition of the auxiliaries?(d20)
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Post by: Azolg on March 16, 2017, 10:28:33 PM
Size -> 8
Composition -> 14
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Post by: Regorn on March 17, 2017, 11:06:11 AM
8 -> Normal deployment of auxiliary
14 -> Majority of auxiliary are Morralian Deathsworn

We have a good number of the Morralian with us, they will serve the Greater Good with great skill and valor.

While we will fight many enemies, there is one enemy that keeps coming up to stop the advancement of the Greater Good.

What is the Cadre's preferred enemy?(d100)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 17, 2017, 03:07:57 PM
Our greatest enemy is 37.

Also, bringing the Greater Good to other worlds sounds very familiar. I'm pretty sure the name of our Cadre should be Murica.  :D
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Post by: Regorn on March 17, 2017, 03:44:18 PM
37 -> Specific Space Marine Chapter
le gasp! Who?

The Space Marines of the Imperium have made it their mission to stop our Cadre whenever they can, they are a most infuriating enemy, but with out commander we will be victorious.

Who is the leader of your Cadre?(d10)
How would characterize your leader?(d10)
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Post by: Lars on March 17, 2017, 05:02:41 PM
5
9

And Kronnor, more like it'd be the peoples republic of korea. Since it's that sort of "greater good".
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Post by: Regorn on March 17, 2017, 05:21:11 PM
5 -> Shas'el - Fire Caste Noble
9 -> Or - Ambitious

We have a noble follower of the Etherals leading us, and he have great plan to advance the honor and glory of our Cadre.

His name is...
The homeworlds name is...
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 17, 2017, 05:32:14 PM
His name is...

JOHN CENA!

And the homeworld name is Murica.
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Post by: Regorn on March 17, 2017, 09:40:22 PM
From the great forests of Murica, a land of the Greater Good arose one Tau.
He had valor, he had honor, skill in battle and as a commander.

And his name is JOHN CENA!


He leads the Cadre of Murica to conquer more worlds for the Greater Good!
Great Fire Warriors and their Morralian allies, striking out against the Fire Angels Space Marine chapter.
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Post by: Groshnok on March 18, 2017, 05:23:29 AM
Happy Paddys Day everyone (technically its the day after) heading to bed now after sobering up. Had a gig at an old man's pub and got fairly full on Guinness. Ah well, its a problem for hungover me to deal with
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 18, 2017, 11:35:29 AM
Happy Paddys Day everyone (technically its the day after) heading to bed now after sobering up. Had a gig at an old man's pub and got fairly full on Guinness. Ah well, its a problem for hungover me to deal with
Guinness?
(https://i.imgflip.com/1lk0wq.jpg)
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Post by: Regorn on March 18, 2017, 07:05:53 PM
I have a crazy idea!

Remember all those creation tables we used for WH40K faction?
If you don't, you might have memory problem.

I suggest we work together to create creation table for Warcraft factions
Starting with Orc faction of course.
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Post by: Grogok on March 18, 2017, 07:17:19 PM
how Much free time do you have xD
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Post by: Regorn on March 19, 2017, 11:28:27 AM
Well, it is a weekend.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 19, 2017, 12:04:18 PM
Warcraft creation table? That would be awesome.
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Post by: Regorn on March 19, 2017, 12:56:50 PM
First thing to create is the things one could roll for, for first 2 I suggest

Type of Orc faction 
Clan, Warband, Mercenaries, Horde Faction (think Kor'kron elite) example

Origin
This is include time, because you can't have a 10 year old faction that was created on Draenor
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 19, 2017, 05:34:12 PM
You're the one that knows all these creation table stuff, so gl with that Regorn. :D
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Post by: Regorn on March 20, 2017, 10:45:38 AM
well, here is the work so far...

Type (d10)
1-2: Clan
3-4: Warband (this would be "Orcs of the Red Blade" type)
5-6: Cult
7-8: Mercenaries
9-10: Horde Faction

Origin (d10)
1-2: Draenor (Pre-horde)
3: Draenei War
4: First War
5: Second War
6: Third War
7-8: Post-Third War
9-10: Nothrend Invasion

Group Values (d10) (roll once or twice)
1-2: Honor
3-4: Strength and Skill
5-6: The Old ways
7-8: Pro-Horde
9-10: Wisdom and Knowledge
  
Group Faith (d10) (Reroll if cult and get 6-9)
1-3: Shamanistic
4-5: Ancestral
6-7: Individual Faith
8-9: None
10: Fel

Currently thinking on: Battle tactics, Horde Loyalty, Size, Weapons, Resources
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Post by: Lars on March 20, 2017, 12:52:36 PM
I'd personally say that the Origin table is way off the statistical likely hood of the top 3 alternatives for modern warcraft.
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Post by: Regorn on March 20, 2017, 01:24:35 PM
would this be better?

1: Draenor (Pre-horde)
2: Draenei War
3: First War
4: Second War
5: Third War
6: Post-Third War
7: Dark Portal opening
8: Nothrend Invasion
9: The Cataclysm
10: Second Dark Portal Opening (old Draenor)
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Post by: Gashuk on March 20, 2017, 01:49:12 PM
On an unrelated note. It's official. Orcs have Titanforged heritage.
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Post by: Grogok on March 20, 2017, 03:57:05 PM
They do? Where were that mentioned
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Post by: Gashuk on March 20, 2017, 04:37:42 PM
Spoiler Tagged -
Spoiler: show
Chronicles Volume 2. Essentially, Aggramar came to Draenor in it's primal state and created an elemental giant called Grond to battle the Evergrowth and start the Titan process to cultivate the planet. As Grond battled, and eventually fell, chunks of his being started to rise called Colossals. Aggramar rallied them to finish what Grond could not and from their corpses rose Magnaron, Gronn and over time Ogron, Ogre and eventually Orc. They became fleshy over time as opposed to rock due to the spores from the Primals/Evergrowth.
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Post by: Grogok on March 20, 2017, 05:17:26 PM
so orcs basically exist due to repeated failures xD
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Post by: Gashuk on March 20, 2017, 05:36:35 PM
Spoiler: show
Not so much failures. The Evergrowth has a similar pattern of de-evolution. Essentially the Sporemounds and Grond hit each other SO hard that the blood and flesh that splattered on the floor created new species, and the process repeated itself a few times until you get normal humanoid Orcs.
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Post by: Grogok on March 20, 2017, 05:37:48 PM
That is quite interesting actually.
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Post by: Gashuk on March 20, 2017, 07:01:59 PM
The Chronicle books are always worth a read!
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Post by: Azolg on March 20, 2017, 07:41:37 PM
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/f/f3/Grond_arrives.png/revision/latest?cb=20121127112154)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 20, 2017, 11:09:12 PM
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/f/f3/Grond_arrives.png/revision/latest?cb=20121127112154)
NO! NO! NO! NO!
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Post by: Grogok on March 21, 2017, 03:41:23 PM
Yes Yes Yes...what is wrong with grond btw xD
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 21, 2017, 04:49:13 PM
*shrug* I like being against stuff I guess. :D
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Post by: Azolg on March 21, 2017, 07:15:01 PM
*shrug* I like being against stuff I guess. :D

wat.
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Post by: Regorn on March 21, 2017, 08:43:34 PM
...so we should praise Kronnor until he mocks himself?

On other news...

Battle tactics:
Shadow: Walk unseen, strike unseen. What other calls dishonorable, you call victory.
The Wolf: Follow the Alpha, strike with the Alpha. Swift on the attack and then leave just as quick.
Fire: Leave no one alive! Burn Everything! Scorch the Earth! Fight like a Wildfire.
The Hawk: Observe then strike their weak points, A cunning warrior strikes true.

Can anyone think of more?

Resources:
Higher Learning: The orcs are very well trained and educated in their arts.
Superior Arms: By trade, crafting or conquest, the group have weapons and armor of excellent quality.
Allies: The orcs knows their allies by first name and have a strong bond with them.
Rare Resource: Be it high quality metal or Magical Regent, the group have them.
Connection: Be it Demons of Fel or Spirits of the Elements, the group have plenty of connection to them.
Fortress: It have been under siege many times, but never faltered.
Artifact: It's a weapon of Legends.
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Post by: Grogok on March 22, 2017, 02:03:44 PM
You've been Busy. As for resources Were are The wolves xD
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 22, 2017, 03:29:26 PM
Wolves would probably fall into either Allies or Connection.
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Post by: Regorn on March 22, 2017, 03:34:06 PM
Good point, connection should also include animal companions / Lo'gosh spirits
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Azolg on March 22, 2017, 07:30:46 PM
Orisa is SO adorable.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 23, 2017, 01:49:12 PM
I must agree, or I will until an Orisa pulls me off a cliff.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 23, 2017, 03:34:03 PM
Quest updated: Stop Regorn from winning again.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Claws on March 23, 2017, 05:37:47 PM
I will be the one to turn of the lights and close the door.  ;D
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 23, 2017, 08:17:36 PM
*off

Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on March 23, 2017, 10:12:53 PM
new patch trailer looks good
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 24, 2017, 12:24:10 AM
did Kil'jaedn just told off Sargeras?
That seems serious.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Azolg on March 24, 2017, 01:40:27 AM
Idd. I was like "Woah bro what you saying"
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on March 24, 2017, 03:07:11 PM
kil jaden and sargeras have been together quite a while married couples call it the 7 year itch I think
although this would be the 7 milliena itch. I heard rumors sargeras hasn't brought kil jaden flowers or even asked about his day in aaaaaaages. understandable they have broken up.

Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 25, 2017, 12:15:23 AM
That part when Sargeras died seems also to have put a strain of the relationship.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Claws on March 25, 2017, 01:02:22 AM
*off

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

go *yourself
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 25, 2017, 06:17:44 PM
*off

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

go *yourself

xD Alright
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 26, 2017, 03:18:40 PM
To close...way to close...you ain't winning Kronnor
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on March 26, 2017, 04:00:26 PM
Too close, no victory today

To celebrate my 900th shitpost please see below


Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 26, 2017, 04:07:31 PM
ne_t

You might notice th_t some of my keys _in't wo_king
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 26, 2017, 06:57:59 PM
To close...way to close...you ain't winning Kronnor
I shall prevail one day!
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Claws on March 26, 2017, 07:23:14 PM
I have already won
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 26, 2017, 08:45:49 PM
What did you win claws?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 27, 2017, 09:08:26 AM
What did you win claws?
Spoiler: show
(http://shrani.si/f/2v/o9/KElADEj/better-face.png)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 27, 2017, 11:33:05 AM
good news everyone, I am currently using a backup keyboard.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 27, 2017, 05:16:21 PM
Congratulations. And here I was, waiting for your keyboard to stop working so you cannot post for at least a day so I have higher chances of winning this stuff...
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 27, 2017, 06:41:57 PM
good news everyone, I have a new Keyboard

it's one of those with flashy colors.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rashka on March 27, 2017, 08:29:49 PM
I love my magic rainbow keyboard.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 28, 2017, 12:04:04 PM
one of the color modes is "rainbow" :D
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 28, 2017, 03:06:11 PM
one of the color modes is "rainbow" :D
For those times when you need to fight some imps.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Claws on March 28, 2017, 04:26:19 PM
I have the higher count so just give up >:(
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 28, 2017, 06:00:30 PM
Never giving up. Thia is the last post win not the highest amount
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 28, 2017, 06:30:17 PM
Neger giving up.
Language Karg. Please do not use the "n" word around here.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 28, 2017, 09:37:38 PM
....... F********* auto-correct. That's what I get for using my phone
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 28, 2017, 10:27:08 PM
Actually that's what you get for ruining my chances of winning.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rashka on March 29, 2017, 03:41:11 AM
We just got an insight in how often Karg calls somebody a nigger in Danish. XD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 29, 2017, 03:58:15 AM
I would never do that......my phone apparently is a different matter
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rashka on March 29, 2017, 11:58:05 AM
Suuuure.. we all know auto correct doesn't lie
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on March 29, 2017, 03:05:12 PM
Naga please
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Claws on March 29, 2017, 05:31:48 PM
Never giving up. Thia is the last post win not the highest amount

LOL
Still going to win.
But who will know who has won if site goes down ?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 29, 2017, 07:26:58 PM
well, all we can do is spam it and claim victory, for me of course.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 29, 2017, 07:29:47 PM
We will see. Just don't let regorn win
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Nosh'marak on March 29, 2017, 09:37:17 PM
Good lord, Karg o.o xD
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Bamm on March 30, 2017, 01:01:52 AM
Did you know 74% of Draenei priests spend more time levitating than other priests

Who am I to judge?

Whatever floats your goat
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Rashka on March 30, 2017, 04:25:24 AM
I like floating goats. So I tried the new patch today. Quests were nice overall but not that rewarding I feel >_> just more rep farming all over and I don't know if I'm gonna bother with that
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 30, 2017, 04:02:42 PM
We will see. Just don't let regorn win
You know... I almost stopped Regorn when I almost won, if it wasn't for a certain Kargnar that decided to post and steal my victory. Just sayin'
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 30, 2017, 05:37:22 PM
Not gonna let you win either
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 30, 2017, 05:44:00 PM
but what if... I win?
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 30, 2017, 09:47:14 PM
Karg... make up your mind already.. By what I see you don't want anyone to win this. You evil naga.
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Grogok on March 30, 2017, 11:18:40 PM
I will never make up my mind muhahaha. And of course I won't let anyone win. That way we can keep it going for ever
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 31, 2017, 03:05:20 PM
Ok, we are gonna try the V1 of the Orc Table Creation I made.

First, what type of orc group are we? And what is our Origin?

(2 d10)
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on March 31, 2017, 04:01:36 PM
*facepalm* We're a tribe Regorn.. And our origins date back to the time of Clan Redblade. You know the story... Akesh, betrayal, stuff like that? Did you forget already?

But fine, here are your rolls.
1 and 2 on the 2xD10
Title: Re: Last spam wins 9!
Post by: Regorn on March 31, 2017, 04:17:43 PM
har har har -_-

1: Type - Clan
A proper clan it seems.
2: Origin - Draenei War

Just as the horde was being formed then. Drink some demon juice and slaughter lot's of holy-space-goats, what could go wrong?

Now then, what do we value?
Group Values (2d10)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on April 01, 2017, 01:09:27 AM
Alright...now Nobody is allowed to win..lets keep this thing going people!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on April 01, 2017, 01:58:15 AM
(http://bestanimations.com/Games/Computer/MortalCombat/ShangTsung/shang-tsung-mortalkombat-animated-gif-5.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 01, 2017, 05:03:04 AM
neat
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 01, 2017, 10:58:14 AM
Loving the new forum header picture.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on April 01, 2017, 12:48:16 PM
Loving the new forum header picture.


Ha I just noticed it, I love it too. It has really captured the essence of the last post thread.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 01, 2017, 01:35:11 PM
Psst, I have an idea: let's make it so Rashka or Regorn wins this thread and then we start blaming them for the site going down early.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Sadok on April 01, 2017, 03:00:41 PM
Loving the new forum header picture.


Ha I just noticed it, I love it too. It has really captured the essence of the last post thread.

Since you like it, here it is in full -- the new and permanent website banner:

(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/4729_01_04_17_11_58_32.png)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 01, 2017, 04:24:22 PM
so we should write "Straight outta kraag'Gol" lyrics?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 01, 2017, 04:30:10 PM
Oh I see a clapping Kronnor on that banner. Still, I wish it showed the Mythic version of the helm he uses, not the normal one.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 01, 2017, 09:43:14 PM
Orcs of the Red Blade will herby return to their old ancesteral form of the firsts orcs.

Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on April 02, 2017, 02:49:38 AM
....is that a burger trophy...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on April 02, 2017, 03:50:51 AM
WRESTLEMANIA 33 TOMORROW BOYSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Sadok on April 02, 2017, 06:22:41 AM
WRESTLEMANIA 33 TOMORROW BOYSSSSSSS
Imagine being excited for that when we just had another fantastic NXT Takeover.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 02, 2017, 09:48:09 AM
I haven't watched Wrestling for some years now. I used to be a great fan about it.
I just realised we didn't get the April's Fool post like usual. Or is the Forum Fatality stuff like the ultimate "troll" from our mods?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on April 02, 2017, 11:05:30 AM
.......you should really look at the date of it mate xD
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Kozgugore on April 02, 2017, 01:01:14 PM
I just realised we didn't get the April's Fool post like usual. Or is the Forum Fatality stuff like the ultimate "troll" from our mods?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 02, 2017, 01:13:11 PM
Oh noes! Did we got bamboozled?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on April 02, 2017, 02:46:05 PM
Yes...yes You did
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 02, 2017, 03:43:19 PM
Well, I know where I am going now!

Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on April 02, 2017, 11:58:07 PM
Hullo, dis is Kaya and Arthur. Kaya is on mating visit. Gib pretty babies!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 03, 2017, 08:22:44 AM
can you roast them? Or do they taste best if you cook them some other way?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on April 04, 2017, 04:32:54 AM
Honestly regorn I don't even care if you're joking or not, but please don't talk about my animals like that. It's infuriating.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 04, 2017, 10:50:03 AM
you might have notice that I am not much of a pet person.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on April 04, 2017, 11:54:07 AM
I am lactating with rage >:(
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 04, 2017, 07:56:24 PM
I am lactating with rage >:(
Thanks alot Noshy.. I really needed to imagine liquid rage dripping from Nosh'marak's nipples...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on April 05, 2017, 11:59:45 AM
You have the strangest needs Kronnor
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 05, 2017, 02:07:57 PM
good news everyone, I figured out what gives me migraine!

Bad news everyone, I have a migraine going on.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 05, 2017, 03:26:58 PM
You have the strangest needs Kronnor
I was being sarcastic. Who wants to imagine a scarred Shattered Hand maniac lactating rage? I know I'm weird, Karg, but that's too much even for me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on April 05, 2017, 05:54:40 PM
Zug-zug ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 05, 2017, 09:28:36 PM
Tomorrow I will be having a camera put down my stomach, as such, I will be drugged out of my mind, posting now so I have sometime to recover so I can post again later tomorrow.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on April 06, 2017, 02:11:12 AM
Pfff weakling. You don't need drugs for that >_>
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 06, 2017, 03:08:45 PM
That was fun, they put a needle in my arm and suddenly I am in the next room with a blanket.
At least I don't remember having the camera put down my throat.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 06, 2017, 03:24:45 PM
That was fun, they put a needle in my arm and suddenly I am in the next room with a blanket.
At least I don't remember having the camera put down my throat.
Just hope the camera was the only thing they put down your throat. ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 07, 2017, 09:32:56 AM
thanks for that mental image.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on April 07, 2017, 11:41:47 AM
New rule. No more nightmaries mental images
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on April 07, 2017, 03:07:16 PM
Pfff weakling. You don't need drugs for that >_>
Entirely depends on the procedure. When my mother had a stomach tumour she had to be drugged before they put the camera down her throat and in to her stomach. and hey, you seem to smoke weed for fun so why not do drugs for a legitimate reason? ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 07, 2017, 03:16:15 PM
New rule. No more nightmaries mental images
You cannot escape the nighmare, Kargnar! Give in to your madness! :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on April 07, 2017, 05:43:27 PM
New rule. No more nightmaries mental images
You cannot escape the nighmare, Kargnar! Give in to your madness! :D

I already have. but I don't want nightmare's aswell!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 07, 2017, 08:20:47 PM
New rule. No more nightmaries mental images
You cannot escape the nighmare, Kargnar! Give in to your madness! :D

I already have. but I don't want nightmare's aswell!
Too late. I wonder what nightmareish image should I add to your brain next.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on April 07, 2017, 09:40:33 PM
Playing about with my warrior when i realised what leaving skyhold reminded me of





Although maybe that's just my warrior, less heroic stoic...warior..warrioriness. more of a goofy flailing machine
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 08, 2017, 03:32:23 AM
On the scale of 12 to Minecraft, how square are you?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 08, 2017, 10:33:21 AM
On the scale of 12 to Minecraft, how square are you?
Did you just call me fat? Speaking of Minecraft, did anyone try Skysaga? It looks interesting.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on April 09, 2017, 12:07:06 AM
It's hip to be square
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on April 09, 2017, 02:03:32 AM
Lol Nosh weed is completely different compared to medication for pain XD
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rhonya on April 09, 2017, 04:46:13 AM
Actually...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_cannabis
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 09, 2017, 12:03:51 PM
what is it the kids says? 420 blaze it?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 09, 2017, 12:05:34 PM
Lol Nosh weed is completely different compared to medication for pain XD
Rashka, I've smoked weed and I took strong painkillers and the effect it's almost the same, the only difference is that weed wears off faster.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on April 09, 2017, 12:26:03 PM
I... Not even gonna add to what Kronnor and Rhonya said, they said all that was needed :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on April 09, 2017, 01:28:22 PM
Medicinal canabis is different though, it doesn't have any THC in it
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rhonya on April 09, 2017, 01:57:11 PM
Imo weed shouldn't be smoked at all, medicinal or not, but that's just me. xD The 'joy' for those few hours isn't worth what you'll get rebounded at you a few years later. Same with smoking though. But people are stubborn and will do that as well anyway and complain later when they get sick. xD Oh well! I call it karma.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 09, 2017, 03:01:45 PM
A dutch person against weed? What is this madness.
But yeah, everything nowadays affects us when we're older. Like spending too much time infront of the PC affects our back and eyesight. But people still do it, I guess it's the "live the moment" mentality. ;D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on April 09, 2017, 03:41:08 PM
So happy with the commision I got today, I posted it in the art thread go look!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 09, 2017, 07:48:50 PM
So happy with the commision I got today, I posted it in the art thread go look!
It looks good.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Sadok on April 10, 2017, 01:29:57 PM
(http://puu.sh/qFOcS.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 10, 2017, 02:19:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bbSclTs.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on April 10, 2017, 02:49:04 PM
I smoked weed once and shot two of my friends dead. I should've listened to those 80's American drug PSAs
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 10, 2017, 09:51:45 PM
I smoked weed once and shot two of my friends dead. I should've listened to those 80's American drug PSAs
Wait, what? :o
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on April 10, 2017, 09:57:14 PM
I smoked weed once and shot two of my friends dead. I should've listened to those 80's American drug PSAs
Wait, what? :o

Deadly stuff. Don't inject the marijuanas kids
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 11, 2017, 12:08:53 PM
My cousin did 2 marijuana and he died, don't do drugs kids.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 11, 2017, 03:22:18 PM
Two whole marijuanas? *le gasp*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on April 12, 2017, 01:45:09 AM
Finally got my first commission! A nice death knight person.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 12, 2017, 11:12:51 AM
Apparently there will be a new Overwatch event with a PvE mode.

Sounds neat.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on April 12, 2017, 04:23:34 PM
So been thinking about getting fit over the summer and enrolling in a pro wrestling school next semester. Always wanted to try it out since I'm a huge wrestling fan, and said since I'm in college I might as well give it a try since I've the time.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Gashuk on April 12, 2017, 06:40:15 PM
If any of you remember that little ball of fluff I got way back in December, look at him now at 6 months!

Spoiler: show
(https://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/14/95/14/11/koda110.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 12, 2017, 08:20:38 PM
He's adorable and looks very happy, so I assume you're taking good care of him.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on April 13, 2017, 01:24:05 AM
If any of you remember that little ball of fluff I got way back in December, look at him now at 6 months!

Spoiler: show
(https://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/14/95/14/11/koda110.jpg)


I WANT IT
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 13, 2017, 03:30:19 PM
Good news everyone, on my fourth lootbox of the Overwatch event I got a legendary skin.

bad news is the fact it was Torbjörn, and I already have his Sweden skin so I can't change it.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on April 13, 2017, 06:38:27 PM
If any of you remember that little ball of fluff I got way back in December, look at him now at 6 months!

Spoiler: show
(https://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/14/95/14/11/koda110.jpg)


Awhhh, much love. <3
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 14, 2017, 01:26:36 PM
I hate it when one of my teeth decides it is time to hurt like a bitch so I can't even eat.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Okiba on April 14, 2017, 04:51:51 PM
I suppose I should 'try and take the blame for all this and the site going down too...  8)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on April 14, 2017, 10:09:25 PM
hey dont blame it on sunshine, dont blame it on moonlight, dont blame it on good times

Blame it on the

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/8a10dfa418e09137a189645672d39d94/tumblr_ni59xvPP4N1s9hu3bo4_400.gif)



Or Krogon, yeah blame krogon.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 15, 2017, 10:06:53 AM
Don't blame Krogon. Stop giving him too much attention.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on April 15, 2017, 02:27:42 PM
Let's blame kronnor instead  :P
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on April 15, 2017, 05:02:31 PM
I agree with Kargy.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 15, 2017, 08:34:45 PM
We are all in favor
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 15, 2017, 08:51:40 PM
Me too. Does that mean you let me win now?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on April 15, 2017, 11:31:56 PM
Ofcourse not
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 16, 2017, 10:55:17 AM
Dammit... Oh well.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on April 16, 2017, 10:08:14 PM
I say we should stop saying "dammit" and start saying "Damnation!"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Kozgugore on April 17, 2017, 12:44:43 AM
I say we should stop saying "dammit" and start saying "Damnation!"

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/you-will-either-love-or-hate-the-new-what-in-tarnation-meme-2.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
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Post by: Bamm on April 17, 2017, 02:59:38 AM
*Speaks some old timey cowboy/gold miner gibberish seemingly agreeing with Koz*


(https://j.gifs.com/Y6xk1K.gif)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 17, 2017, 12:01:30 PM
How dare you post a cat in here.
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Post by: Bamm on April 17, 2017, 05:57:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xujWkBP.png)
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Post by: Claws on April 17, 2017, 06:33:26 PM
These pics are mad
Love em    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Regorn on April 18, 2017, 04:35:56 PM
so....


we will stop saying "Dammit" now?
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Post by: Bamm on April 19, 2017, 02:36:59 PM
you got it partner, yee haw and other such 19th century nomenclature.
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Post by: Kozgugore on April 19, 2017, 02:51:38 PM
(https://isthatnotstrange.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/b1.jpg)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 19, 2017, 03:30:01 PM
so....


we will stop saying "Dammit" now?
I will try, but dammit it's too hard. :D
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Post by: Claws on April 19, 2017, 06:32:15 PM
dammit what so hard
Kronnor
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Post by: Regorn on April 20, 2017, 10:01:20 AM
it feels like you are not taking my suggestions seriously.

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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 20, 2017, 03:03:10 PM
it feels like you are not taking my suggestions seriously.

Is that so? That was totally not my intention. :P
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Post by: Lars on April 20, 2017, 09:11:10 PM
SUNSHINE AND SPARKLES!
It's not that hard guys.
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Post by: Regorn on April 21, 2017, 11:39:12 AM
On the scale of 1-10, how great would it be if the Orcs of the red blade moves to Minecraft?

1 being "Epic" and 10 being "Amazingly Epic"
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 21, 2017, 03:48:23 PM
That would be interesting.. But I doubt most of us would buy Minecraft. How about we try Sky Saga instead? xD Or Creativerse? We already messed around with it before where I raised an army of chicken in front of your fortress.
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Post by: Kozgugore on April 21, 2017, 09:30:00 PM
I was more thinking of Star Stable myself.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 21, 2017, 10:08:58 PM
I was more thinking of Star Stable myself.
Dammit Koz... You made me google that expecting somekind of sandbox game... What I discovered is worse than getting RickRolled...
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Post by: Bamm on April 21, 2017, 10:35:11 PM
I was more thinking of Star Stable myself.

Koz, have i told you lately that i love you? remind me to do that till then
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-65966-dwight-schrute-salute-gif-imgu-e3QP.gif)

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Post by: Groshnok on April 22, 2017, 03:00:43 PM
Just back from handing in CV's for the summer job hunt, got 15 in today so fairly happy with that.
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Post by: Regorn on April 23, 2017, 09:57:17 AM
What is Star Stable?
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Post by: Grogok on April 23, 2017, 12:05:06 PM
From the name. I would guess it is something about horses.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 24, 2017, 06:54:15 AM
Yeah.. from the homepage of their site I'm sure it's about pretty horsies and girly stuff.
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Post by: Kozgugore on April 24, 2017, 11:01:43 AM
At least I managed to get someone to look it up, including visiting the website. Winner!
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 24, 2017, 11:40:57 AM
At least I managed to get someone to look it up, including visiting the website. Winner!
Screw you Koz. It's not funny.
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Post by: Regorn on April 24, 2017, 04:16:09 PM
dunno, sounds like a place you would enjoy.

It is true because I say so.
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Post by: Rashka on April 24, 2017, 05:15:09 PM
So I'm sitting on this cafe, I just finished a nice lunch and I'm just about done with my drink. I've never done something like this with myself before. Interesting experience
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Post by: Regorn on April 25, 2017, 11:53:26 AM
real lonely people eat lunch at home.
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Post by: Groshnok on April 26, 2017, 02:39:01 AM
tfw you're studying all day and you eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and beer at home
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 26, 2017, 08:02:27 PM
I love eating beer at home. I love eating beer in general tbh.
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Post by: Regorn on April 27, 2017, 12:24:39 PM
went to an appointment.
She was not there.
Going today again.

: D
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Post by: Groshnok on April 27, 2017, 07:20:45 PM
Was she there this time then?
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Post by: Regorn on April 27, 2017, 09:18:31 PM
jup, and like a normal swede, she apologized at least 3 times.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on April 28, 2017, 11:04:05 AM
Nooo, the nike stuff spam is back!
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Post by: Nosh'marak on April 28, 2017, 01:31:35 PM
Military exercise this weekend. Yissss <3 Time to go on late night patrols and lay in an observation post for hours on end :'D
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Post by: Bamm on April 28, 2017, 06:32:47 PM
at least the weather won't be to bad I guess. I imagine its better to do that kinda army stuff in  spring rather than winter.... you should smuggle in some snacks
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Post by: Regorn on April 28, 2017, 11:21:36 PM
Weather have been crazy here for a while.

One moments it's sunny and nice and then we have hail. 
Then sunny. 
Then wet snow. 
Then sunny. 
Then it hails again. 
Then it rains. 
Then it's sunny.

etc. etc.
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Post by: Groshnok on April 29, 2017, 02:25:45 PM
So goes the vicious cycle.
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Post by: Nosh'marak on April 30, 2017, 08:22:18 PM
No need to smuggle it, Arkail. They usually encourage it because it costs them less and gives soldiers/cadets/youngsters some extra energy :D I'm home now at any rate, and super tired. Two and a half days, and I only slept for about 5 hours. This morning our camp was attacked with flares and automatic weapons (firing blanks, obviously) so we had to break down camp and extract back to base. Was a good adrenaline rush, having to throw yourself in to cover and just press yourself as hard as possible against the ground, even if you knew it was only for practise one can not avoid having their heart beat out of their chest!
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Post by: Regorn on April 30, 2017, 09:00:51 PM
I have finally gotten around to seeing Rogue One.

It was neat.
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Post by: Rashka on May 01, 2017, 05:14:55 AM
We still going?
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Post by: Regorn on May 01, 2017, 10:52:08 AM
No, we stopped 37 post ago.
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Post by: Groshnok on May 02, 2017, 12:50:59 PM
Shit, does this mean I won?! After all this time, Groshnok Gorewrath puts the nail in the coffin for the Orcs of the Red Blades
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 02, 2017, 06:43:48 PM
You didn't put anything, we already agreed it is my fault.
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Post by: Groshnok on May 02, 2017, 07:05:39 PM
Is Kronnor a Dreadlord? The true story of the fall of the Red Blade Tribe.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 02, 2017, 07:15:32 PM
Is Kronnor a Dreadlord? The true story of the fall of the Red Blade Tribe.
Why do you think he tried to kill Siyah? He was the only one that could see through the illusion.
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Post by: Bamm on May 02, 2017, 08:26:52 PM
I had suspicions that siyah and kronnor were the only ones in the guild that werent dreadlords.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 02, 2017, 11:21:21 PM
I had suspicions that siyah and kronnor were the only ones in the guild that werent dreadlords.
At least we all know for sure that Rhonya is one.
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Post by: Regorn on May 02, 2017, 11:55:52 PM
Yes. We ALL know that there is no Dreadlords in the Tribe. None at all.
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Post by: Groshnok on May 03, 2017, 01:46:28 PM
Good news everyone!

I've got a job for summer! It's minimum wage but great hours, and at a great place some I'm really looking forward to it! All I need is for my Databases exam in the afternoon to go well and I think I'll feel like I'll be on top of the world!
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 03, 2017, 06:15:21 PM
Don't forget about beer. You can't be on top of the world without beer.
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Post by: Regorn on May 03, 2017, 08:20:26 PM
But I don't drink beer.
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Post by: Claws on May 03, 2017, 09:16:57 PM
Still here
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Post by: Regorn on May 03, 2017, 10:40:25 PM
did ya hear? Claw left.
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Post by: Lars on May 04, 2017, 09:35:03 AM
Really? I don't think so!
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 04, 2017, 03:54:33 PM
But I don't drink beer.
I guess you can't be on top of the world in that case.
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Post by: Regorn on May 05, 2017, 11:04:30 AM
of course I can't be on top of the world.

I am the Center of the world after all.

I am also in the process of moving and might not be able to post for a while. Don't let anyone but me win in the meanwhile, k?
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 05, 2017, 04:06:16 PM
Yay, with you gone my chances of winning increase. Now, how do I get rid of Kargnar... Hmm...
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Post by: Bamm on May 05, 2017, 04:48:52 PM
too much heresy in this thread I welcome the forum exterminatus
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 05, 2017, 06:55:12 PM
The only heresy in this forum is you not starting sentences with a capital letter. :D
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Post by: Bamm on May 05, 2017, 07:10:49 PM
their They're ? kronnor; it'll will be. okay.

 The inquistion's wrath is pure, swift and uncaring of grammar and syntax. All will be purged, but until then. Shitpost for the shitpost god. Sadok is watching, the social experiment continues.

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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 06, 2017, 11:54:02 AM
I only shitpost cause I'm bored, not for some puny shitpost god or whatever. And you can't be sure Sadok is watching, he hasn't been seen in a long time, his existence is only a rumour.
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Post by: Regorn on May 06, 2017, 09:31:32 PM
I am back, I just came back to point out that I am the best.
Like, the best ever.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 07, 2017, 10:28:09 AM
No one cares. *shrug*
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Post by: Regorn on May 07, 2017, 09:13:30 PM
Your actually wrong, everyone but you cares.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 07, 2017, 10:08:55 PM
Hey, I always act like the whole world revolves around me, so if I don't care, no one cares. :D
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Post by: Regorn on May 08, 2017, 07:58:59 PM
But it is me the world revolves around, you need to get these stuff right.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 08, 2017, 09:41:35 PM
What if we're actually two parts of the same entity? :o But we do not realise it yet. That would explain why we're like the ones spamming the most in this thread.
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Post by: Sadok on May 08, 2017, 11:08:36 PM
The paperclip maximizer (https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Paperclip_maximizer) is a thought experiment on artificial intelligence that could result in our doom because of lack of compatible morality.
Quote
A paperclip maximizer is an artificial general intelligence (AGI) whose goal is to maximize the number of paperclips in its collection. If it has been constructed with a roughly human level of general intelligence, the AGI might collect paperclips, earn money to buy paperclips, or begin to manufacture paperclips. [..]

It would work to improve its own intelligence, where "intelligence" is understood in the sense of optimization power, the ability to maximize a reward/utility function—in this case, the number of paperclips. [..]

It would innovate better and better techniques to maximize the number of paperclips. At some point, it might convert most of the matter in the solar system into paperclips. This may seem more like super-stupidity than super-intelligence. For humans, it would indeed be stupidity, as it would constitute failure to fulfill many of our important terminal values, such as life, love, and variety.

The AGI won't revise or otherwise change its goals, since changing its goals would result in fewer paperclips being made in the future

(https://media.giphy.com/media/XbPoIsyy9xqjS/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Okiba on May 09, 2017, 12:19:52 PM
The paperclip maximizer (https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Paperclip_maximizer) is a thought experiment on artificial intelligence that could result in our doom because of lack of compatible morality.
Quote
A paperclip maximizer is an artificial general intelligence (AGI) whose goal is to maximize the number of paperclips in its collection. If it has been constructed with a roughly human level of general intelligence, the AGI might collect paperclips, earn money to buy paperclips, or begin to manufacture paperclips. [..]

It would work to improve its own intelligence, where "intelligence" is understood in the sense of optimization power, the ability to maximize a reward/utility function—in this case, the number of paperclips. [..]

It would innovate better and better techniques to maximize the number of paperclips. At some point, it might convert most of the matter in the solar system into paperclips. This may seem more like super-stupidity than super-intelligence. For humans, it would indeed be stupidity, as it would constitute failure to fulfill many of our important terminal values, such as life, love, and variety.

The AGI won't revise or otherwise change its goals, since changing its goals would result in fewer paperclips being made in the future

(https://media.giphy.com/media/XbPoIsyy9xqjS/giphy.gif)

I am SO turned on right now...
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Post by: Regorn on May 09, 2017, 01:42:31 PM
Some say he once feed Yogg-Saron some gnomes, and that he have the most strange fetishes involving paperclip and AI. All we know, he is called Devilstep.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 09, 2017, 03:34:57 PM
I heard some rumours that his blades were actually made from paperclips.
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Post by: Gashuk on May 09, 2017, 04:54:27 PM
I heard that once every four years, when the moon is full on his name-day, Devilstep honours himself by joining the "dead-hand gang".

Spoiler: show
(https://i58.servimg.com/u/f58/14/95/14/11/hqdefa10.jpg)
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 09, 2017, 05:35:53 PM
Omerged. Too much Devilstep information in one day.
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Post by: Regorn on May 10, 2017, 09:03:39 AM
It's a new day so...

Some say he thinks Goblins are a mix of Orks and Gnomes, and that his hair can be used to make holy relics. All we know, he is called Devilstep.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 10, 2017, 03:48:04 PM
Oh well, time to change the name of this thread to "1000+ facts about Devilstep"
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Post by: Bamm on May 11, 2017, 01:57:42 AM
Some say he once garotted a new blood for making fun of his sandals others that it was simply a Tuesday. All we know is he was called Devilstep
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Post by: Groshnok on May 11, 2017, 04:15:12 AM
On a rare on-topic RP note... Been thinking if I've time between the job and all to come back to casually RP over the summer, or if I've a good bit of free time to join another guild (on Grosh-rogue of course, Grosh-warr will always be Nag'Ogar). Anyone here still RP these days on their old Red Blade characters or are planning to in summer?
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Post by: Akesha on May 11, 2017, 12:45:40 PM
I've only just heard the news. Made me a little sad. Although I've not been part of the guild for many years, I've so many fond memories of its early years.

It's a hell of an achievement though, keeping a guild going for so long and, although I wasn't a fan of what the guild became, you guys should be so very proud of what you made.

I don't play WoW much at the moment, but that's due to my laptop being on its last legs and saving up for a replacement. I'm still very much enjoying being back in the game. I stopped playing Akesha, simply because it felt wrong that I had a character who's background was so tied in with a guild I no longer belong to. I've got an overwhelming urge to recreate her now so I may see you guys around.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 11, 2017, 06:03:19 PM
About the RP part, I can't find myself rping Kronnor without the Red Blade so I'm preparing to rp an orc warrior, just need to finish his story and get some more stuff for transmog.
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Post by: Groshnok on May 11, 2017, 07:39:14 PM
I've near 4 years invested in Groshnok and his story which I don't feel is complete yet so was hoping to keep him as someone who'd join another guild but would never take an oath since the tribe is pretty much all he had left. Groshnok realising his loyalty to the Red Blades during his second time as Nag'Ogar was something important to the story for me. However he's also done a lot of mercenary work and is someone who's pretty mentally not well with peace time unless the setting is right so I'd like to play him as someone joining a merc band but pretty torn up about the losing of the tribe.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 11, 2017, 07:44:09 PM
Grosh, add me on Bnet cause I was thinking of making my warrior a merc too since I don't wanna play another honorbound orc (we all know how good it went with Kronnor). W0lffe#2277
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Post by: Rashka on May 11, 2017, 07:55:59 PM
Akeesha hit me up if you decide to come back ~ I'd love to have a chit chat
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 11, 2017, 08:40:06 PM
Do I smell a Red Blade remake? *sniff sniff*
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Post by: Akesha on May 12, 2017, 02:17:54 AM
Do I smell a Red Blade remake? *sniff sniff*

Remake the Red Blades? Is there really any appetite for that?
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Post by: Regorn on May 12, 2017, 10:16:33 AM
The Red Blade Remake will feature only Females, bad jokes and dismissal of all criticism.
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Post by: Akesha on May 12, 2017, 10:46:46 AM
The Red Blade Remake will feature only Females, bad jokes and dismissal of all criticism.

Ouch!

IF and I really do mean IF, I did relaunch the Red Blades in some form, it would be very different. I'd make the guild I wish I'd made in hindsight.
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Post by: Kozgugore on May 12, 2017, 12:19:16 PM
It may be worth pointing out that the only thing keeping people from bringing OotRB back, is themselves. A very small handful of players are still regularly logging on and have even RPed on rare occasion, but so long as no one else comes around regularly or shows any interest in actively wishing to bring the guild back, there will be no incentive for any manner of minority to make an active effort to bring the guild back up and running (you could ask for the reasoning behind this, but then I'd simply refer you to the discussion post that started this all).
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Post by: Akesha on May 12, 2017, 01:15:52 PM
It may be worth pointing out that the only thing keeping people from bringing OotRB back, is themselves. A very small handful of players are still regularly logging on and have even RPed on rare occasion, but so long as no one else comes around regularly or shows any interest in actively wishing to bring the guild back, there will be no incentive for any manner of minority to make an active effort to bring the guild back up and running (you could ask for the reasoning behind this, but then I'd simply refer you to the discussion post that started this all).

Kozzie is correct of course. I don't know what's happened or why, but if people have lost interest there's no point in trying to continue in the same way. I think the only way that Red Blades has a chance is if there is some kind of radical shake up leading to renewed interest.

Personally I don't know if there is room on AD for two orc guilds. It feels like 90% of AD rp is Alliance and 90% of Horde AD rp is Blood Elf. Orc rp feels very niche. I could be very wrong though.

If anyone wants to try to continue OotRB, then do it with my blessing. I've no interest in trying to go back over old ground. I could be interested in doing something different though.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 12, 2017, 03:41:22 PM
By Red Blade remake I meant starting something new but with old Red Blade members that wish to do so, on their Red Blade chars or new ones. Maybe a warband? Or Horde military force? Mercenaries? We have plenty of options.
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Post by: Akesha on May 12, 2017, 04:09:15 PM
By Red Blade remake I meant starting something new but with old Red Blade members that wish to do so, on their Red Blade chars or new ones. Maybe a warband? Or Horde military force? Mercenaries? We have plenty of options.

Ah, I see. Same people, different concept? That could work. All it takes is one person willing to step up and create it.
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Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 12, 2017, 06:55:11 PM
I tried to do it on Kronnor, but I got screwed by the people I had to help me as officers and it just died before it started. I'm rather fearful to start again if I can't be sure at least one or two other people will help.
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Post by: Kozgugore on May 12, 2017, 09:35:19 PM
Sadly, I feel the fate of my character is a little too closely tied with the guild he's been in for so long in order to still consider any manner of jumping ship to any other clan/warband/tribe/whatever have you. While I'm still as much in for RPing him as I've ever been and while I'm still active in WoW on other characters however, there's simply not been enough interest in traditional orc RP (that is, interest that's been shown to me) in order to make a viable return. Mind you, take note of the traditional orc RP part of the argument, as there's more, far more, than enough orc RPers out there that are proponents of the usual "Wuuuh, I'm a racist/Iron Horde/brown skinned orc and I'm edgy as Garrosh' inspiring nipples"-RP, which has several guilds active out there. For traditional (the "proper" kind of orc RP, in my humble opinion), there's sadly far too little interest among AD's player base from what I've seen thus far, judging from observations from both in-game as well as the forums.
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Post by: Akesha on May 12, 2017, 09:50:24 PM
I think you're right Kozzie. Having said that, this is kinda why I never felt at home in the guild in the last few years. OotRB had gone too far in the direction of orcs being lovely, cuddly, noble, spiritual types for my barbaric urges to cope with. It may be entirely in keeping with the lore, but it just wasn't what I think of when I think "Orc".

When OotRB started, we were warriors. We were violent killers who'd go out and kill elves for no other reason than killing elves was fun. I miss those days.

WoW has changed though (for the worst if you ask me). Too many stories about the Horde teaming up with the Alliance blah, blah etc. I may as well reroll Blood Elf because orcs have gone all wimpy.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 12, 2017, 10:40:49 PM
Who do you call wimpy? I'm still up for beating up Alliance members for no reason. Especially now that Sylvanas is already starting a war between Horde and Alliance.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on May 12, 2017, 10:42:45 PM
My Orc is now permanently inactive, he is now off playing librarian with the Kirin tor. I always played Arkail as an Azerothian Orc, An orc that grew up with a horde culture of many race's culture and practises, beliefs mixed together rather than a older generation Outland born orc culture of a thousand, thousand year old tribal tradition.  (though he personally never involved himself to much with the religious shamastic side of the tribe more as a study of tribal beliefs and practises) As my way of progressing how a modern orc not knowing Draenor would be. A product of the environment he grew up in.

 So he'd be considered wimpy (wimpy and proud indeed :P) He saw himself as Horde first, Orc second.  In a style that many real world people in Europe consider themselves European rather than just only German, french english or Americans do with Texan, new yorker rather than just American etc..

I know its called 'War'craft but i grew to like the idea of factions coming together to fight the big bad. 
:-* make love not warcraft
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Kozgugore on May 12, 2017, 10:46:09 PM
Like the last time I remember speaking about it, that's where I feel there's simply some misconceptions. Just because there's a notion of spirituality, tradition and reason, doesn't mean that an orc can't be barbaric at the same time. The idea of a barbarian simpleton is the orcish archetype to the core, for sure, but the Warcraft orcs have (gradually) been made to feel much different from the usual D&D, Warhammer or general fantasy orc. It's the whole Warcraft 3-based notion of a "noble savage" that made the Warcraft orcs a thousand times more interesting for me and make them stand out from all the others. To me, that's been the main goal for OotRB to strive for.

Perhaps you've been given the wrong impression in the short time you were back with us in-game or perhaps the means through which that goal was envisaged didn't coincide with your own, but I like to think OotRB has tried to remain as true to the Thrall-based Horde that set the tone as of Warcraft 3. Granted, the continued confusion regarding the status quo between the factions in WoW's several expansions did not make it easy to juggle those noble values with a savage culture without turning into an all-out, raiding warband that's subject to pure arbitrariness like we were back in vanilla, but "times change," as a certain trailer orc once said. More importantly though, I actually believe that the more complex intrigues that orcs have been facing following their disgrace with Garrosh, the rebellion and the Iron Horde are challenges that are woefully overlooked by players despite offering a very interesting angle for RP. Bearing that in mind, there's no wimpiness in trying to cope with the rapidly changing world that WoW has been offering through the past few years as a traditionalist-minded orc.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Akesha on May 12, 2017, 11:15:02 PM
I never said "simpleton" Kozzie. I hope Akesha never came across as stupid.

Anyway, I don't want any of what I said to come across as criticism. You guys kept a guild going for many years after most guilds have folded. That's a hell of an achievement and nobody can honestly say you were doing it wrong.

Sorry if I spoke out of turn.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Kozgugore on May 13, 2017, 01:15:28 AM
Oh, don't get me wrong! I didn't mean to sound demeaning or as if I felt attacked. I'm merely defending (or justifying, if defending sounds too aggressive) my point of view in regards to the path that OotRB has ended up taking. I certainly don't mean to imply you spoke out of turn. You're more than welcome to your own point of view, of course, even if I still believe that the time you eventually got around to spend with the guild may not have been enough to have gotten a proper impression of it way back when. I do freely admit I've developed a certain dislike for the aforementioned Iron Horde/racist/brown skinned orcs due to various reasons, but once again, each to their own. Though I do lament the fact that there appear to be far more orc RPers on AD (often new orc RPers, unsurprisingly) interested in that kind of orc roleplay than the more traditionalistic-minded kind that I'm a proponent of. Having said that, those are the kind of simpleton-minded orcs I referred to. I never did intend to keep Akesha in that equation. :)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Akesha on May 13, 2017, 01:33:11 AM
I've never really got into rp on Argent Dawn. I always get the impression though, that unless you want to play a human who thinks they're in Game of Thrones or a Belf, then quality rp can be hard to find.

I'll be honest, the more I learn about WoW lore, the less I like it. These days I just quest and level a few characters that I usually get bored of quite quickly. I've pretty much given up on rp.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on May 13, 2017, 02:32:51 AM
Y'all know what I miss? RP-Wpvp. I've definetly missed that side of Defias Brotherhood. Just rp'ing in events got a bit too dull for me. I like pvp. I like RP. Mixing those two together is amazing in my opinion. Like Akeesha said, whacking elves just for the sake of whacking elves. I like.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 13, 2017, 11:34:11 AM
I am a bit busy for WoW

But don't worry, I continue to shitpost here.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 13, 2017, 02:16:04 PM
All this talk about orc rp feels like going towards a fight amongst eachother... I miss Devilstep facts :(
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on May 13, 2017, 03:58:12 PM
All this talk about orc rp feels like going towards a fight amongst eachother... I miss Devilstep facts :(


Yes I hate you all.
XD
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 13, 2017, 04:14:09 PM
All this talk about orc rp feels like going towards a fight amongst eachother... I miss Devilstep facts :(


Yes I hate you all.
XD
Tell us something new :P
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on May 13, 2017, 07:23:58 PM
Hmm ok, one of my rats might be a daddy soon
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Kozgugore on May 13, 2017, 08:10:09 PM
Cong'rats.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on May 13, 2017, 08:35:47 PM
Gonna have to agree with Akesha. Red Blades slowly started to shift into more peaceful terms that never really made sense for many of the characters in my opinion. Part of the reason I think I began to become drained from RP was that things seemed to switch from fighting to diplomacy quite a bit.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on May 13, 2017, 09:26:02 PM
I hope it didnt sound like i was attacking anyone's views or style of rp. What you enjoy is what you enjoy and i'd hate to think i'd was making anyone feel uncomfortable for speaking their mind. Just giving my own perspective on what we became and what we where.
 
I liked the 'diplomacy' we tended to drift towards, but i felt that was a reaction to numerous amount of guilds that we found on AD with all the same general theme of military merc warbanding Orcs. Ended up feeling more like a travelling tribal family that happened to get into crazy relic chasing, spirit worshipping shenanigans. Not sure if that was a conscious decision but it like felt natural.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Akesha on May 13, 2017, 10:22:54 PM
I don't think anyone needs to feel attacked Arkail. We all like different things. I have my views on what the perfect Orc guild would be like and you have yours.

Btw, the idea of a military, mercy warband is just as unappealing to me as relic chasing, spirit worshippers is ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 13, 2017, 10:23:30 PM
Yeah Ark, stop with your opinion, it's not PC, k bruh? Stop oppressing us with what you think, k bruh?
Jk, you don't need to apologize for stating your view, we're all adults here and we can have a normal discussion. Apart from Nosh, he's still a teenager. :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on May 14, 2017, 01:08:27 AM
Oh don't get me wrong, I liked how the tribe was not a warband bent on killing everything in a mindless "For the Horde" thing. I liked how the characters were three dimensional instead of being edgy killing machines. I guess what I was trying to say is that sometimes, not all the time but sometimes, I felt more like we were green humans instead of orcs.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Akesha on May 14, 2017, 11:14:32 AM
Oh don't get me wrong, I liked how the tribe was not a warband bent on killing everything in a mindless "For the Horde" thing. I liked how the characters were three dimensional instead of being edgy killing machines. I guess what I was trying to say is that sometimes, not all the time but sometimes, I felt more like we were green humans instead of orcs.

The problem is Groshnok, that's kinda how official WoW lore portrays orcs these days. I honestly don't know why they bother having different races in the game.

I've always been of the opinion that rp doesn't have to stick rigidly to the lore. It's our game, we can make it what we want.

I agree with you that edgy killing machines are dull, but so are green humans. It doesn't have to be one or the other. I could write at length about what I think an Orc guild should be like, with the benefit of hindsight. You see, with hindsight, I think I did a lot wrong when I set up the guild and ultimately ended up not liking the guild I'd created. That's why I left all those years ago. I didn't like what I'd made, but lots of people did. Rather than trying to change things, and potentially alienating ever member of the guild, I left it in the hands of the people who liked it it the way it was.

 They did a fantastic job of keeping that going.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 14, 2017, 05:42:24 PM
I like pickles.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 14, 2017, 05:56:58 PM
I never understood people who likes pickles.

Do normal things and eat a Toast with butter, ham, tomatoes, grapes, blueberries and honey.

Yes, I ate one of those once. It was a mouthful.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Akesha on May 14, 2017, 06:19:44 PM
Isn't it true thatthe first thing everyone does with a Big Mac, is take the pickle out.

Disclaimer - I've not had a Big Mac since the 90s. I could be very wrong about this :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 14, 2017, 08:01:46 PM
Probably cause the pickles from McDonalds suck or something like that.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on May 14, 2017, 08:48:23 PM
I only really like mc donalds pickle slices, but i think it's well established  and you all know i am a tad peculiar.

*side tangent*

Spoiler: show

This pickle based debate/discussion made me think of this song.


Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 15, 2017, 11:00:39 AM
I had a bitch of a Migraine last night.
I fully blame all of you, because blaming myself is just silly.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 15, 2017, 03:21:23 PM
I had a bitch of a Migraine last night.
I fully blame all of you, because blaming myself is just silly.
I had a bitch of a Migraine last night.
I fully blame all of you, because blaming myself is just silly.
(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder931/41821931.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Gashuk on May 15, 2017, 06:09:15 PM
All this talk about orc rp feels like going towards a fight amongst eachother... I miss Devilstep facts :(

Here is a few!

Contrary to popular belief, Devilstep was not named after an epic spar with a Devilsaur but infact, he was named after a popular brand of orcish hot-sauce. "Devil's Step" - Perfect for Pork.

Devilstep's signature red belt was always thought to be the banner from his heritage; "The Burning Blade Clan", in reality, he only wore it to keep his beer belly at bay.

Some say that Devilstep was the best Blademaster that Orcs of the Red Blade ever had; able to sever head from shoulders with a mere flick of his wrist. An Orc who tempered his trusty steel in the heart of volcanoes. All we know is he drunk a lot of tea, and that makes him a wuss.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on May 15, 2017, 06:19:30 PM
somesay he's his own granfather and that he once tamed a rampaging clefhoof using only his collection of used kilts and a signed picture of Garona. All we know is he was called devilstep
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Gashuk on May 15, 2017, 06:23:57 PM
It is known, that Krogon, of House Devilstep, has a farmstead in Southern Stranglethorn Vale. He is known to have been the Orc to teach the Thorns to Strangle. Beforehand, the Troll homeland was actually called Cuddlethorn Vale.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 15, 2017, 08:19:03 PM
Devilstep once cut down a mountain, because it cast a shadow over him. He takes his tan very seriously.

He once sneezed a cyclone in to existence and at the same time, created the Oozes of Un'Guro.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 15, 2017, 10:54:57 PM
I bet he enjoys this attention so much. Wish there were some ego-boosting facts about Kronnor coming from you guys too. But from the three of you only Gashuk rped much with Kronnor. :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Gashuk on May 16, 2017, 02:21:45 PM
Kronnor the Giantstalker!? Originally called Kronnor the Giantshagger; he found she-giants particularly arousing and stalked them not for blood-sport as presumed, but for pleasure.  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 16, 2017, 03:42:46 PM
Kronnor the Giantstalker!? Originally called Kronnor the Giantshagger; he found she-giants particularly arousing and stalked them not for blood-sport as presumed, but for pleasure.  ;)
xD More, I need more! That was somehow accurate, Gashuk. I don't see Kronnor turning down something like that if he had the opportunity. Maybe one of those hottie vrykul shieldmaidens. ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Gashuk on May 16, 2017, 03:52:11 PM
It was once said that on the third evening of every new moon, Giantstalker would turn his interests to Gnomestalking instead. It is known that challenging himself to do so improved his eyesight tenfold.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 16, 2017, 07:43:06 PM
Kronnor frequently runs in to battle naked. His reasons are that enemies will be too distracted by his Giant-pleasing machine that they won't be able to fight properly.

Am I doing it right?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 16, 2017, 08:01:45 PM
Oh yes, this is really entertaining xD
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Gashuk on May 16, 2017, 08:26:22 PM
Kronnor, the mighty Giantstalker, is riddled with body-tattoos. Most believe these to be tribal symbols or small idols to the elements, but one particularly attractive Sin'dorei Scholar, upon researching Orcish custom, realised they are stunningly close to Thalassian and actually advertise a popular brand of female sanitary towel.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 16, 2017, 08:28:51 PM
Buy the Wolfpelt towel, best towel you'll ever use. It's so soft you'll never use another towel ever again.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on May 16, 2017, 08:53:54 PM
Lol you guys xD
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 16, 2017, 09:55:53 PM
Kronnor is the sole owner of the Hearthstone Legendary Card "Kronnor, Giantstalker" (4 Mana, 7/7, Battlecry: Destroy a Giant)

Before he stalked giants, Kronnor would battle giants by running at them, screaming and swinging his weapon. This is also around the time the first flying orc was discovered.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 16, 2017, 11:07:25 PM
During a morning Kronnor woke up with a giant shadow going over his tent. He picked up his weapon to prepare and fight against this foe only to realise it was just his morning wood. ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on May 17, 2017, 03:16:52 AM
Kaya gave birth to 14 smol pink rat shrimps today and here is a picture. Please don't post  ugly comments cus I cba getting in a bad mood
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 17, 2017, 03:10:12 PM
Congratulations. Also, no mean to offend you, but you should have put the picture in a SPOILER because some people cannot stand rats or are afraid of them and seeing little pink rat babies could really disturb them. :)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 17, 2017, 08:11:21 PM
Kronnor Giantstalker once heard the expression "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", so he started collect and give Gronn's eyes as gifts to ladies.

Who is the next person we should do complete true and insightful facts about?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Gashuk on May 17, 2017, 08:48:58 PM
Giantstalker was once told that clouds have silver linings; being the pragmatic industrialised Orc he is, he was astounded that no one had ever mined the clouds for their ore. Riding on the shoulders of the Giant's he stalked, Kronnor struck the silver lining with his trusty pick axe and discovered a rare mineral, he named it after himself of course - "Kron Ore".

Naturally Kron Ore is impossible to work with and is useless in every single way. Much like the poor Orc himself.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 17, 2017, 10:42:38 PM
Naturally Kron Ore is impossible to work with and is useless in every single way. Much like the poor Orc himself.
Hey, it does not need to be useful, just needs to look good.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 17, 2017, 11:04:49 PM
Kronnor once spend 1 year searching for the most pure ore vein of pure Titanium in Northrend, sometimes almost freezing to death in the cold nights.

He then enslaved a Black Dragon, using it's flame to melt the Titanium Ore, only a Dragons Flames were strong enough for his purpose and to produce a pure enough Titanium Bar.

He then ventured in to the Fireland itself to acquire a powerful Eternal Fire, in Deepholm for a Eternal Earth and hunted down a being of pure darkness to acquire a Eternal Shadow.

From these regents, he spend 7 days and 7 nights to forge a Titanium Bar. He almost failed by almost falling a sleep on the 7;th night. But he manage to do it.

His next step he had to invade the Vrykul fortress known as Utgarde Keep, enslaving the Vrykul there for only their forge and strength could complete his work.

It took a month, several Vrykul feel ill of the execution they suffered. The work however was finished!

Kronnor walked out of Utgarde Keep, holding his new Butter knife.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 18, 2017, 02:57:45 PM
^ That's the best one I've heard so far.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 18, 2017, 06:04:15 PM
It is an amazing butter knife.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on May 18, 2017, 07:07:19 PM
I'm surprised you people are still going.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 18, 2017, 08:52:40 PM
Sounds like your just jealous of Kronnor's butter knife.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 18, 2017, 10:25:49 PM
Want Kronnor to make you a jelly sandwich with his butter knife? :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 19, 2017, 06:15:06 PM
Kronnor likes to bake bread, but he is terrible at it, that is why he needs such a good butter knife.

He just believes that stones are a good substitute for yeast.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 19, 2017, 07:32:10 PM
So, did we find a sandbox game similar to Minecraft where we can fool around together from time to time?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 20, 2017, 07:38:04 PM
dunno, should we make totally free factTM of someone else now?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 20, 2017, 08:28:51 PM
Hey Regorn, it seems you were 6 minutes late with your post and I won. \o/
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 20, 2017, 11:17:22 PM
Here is a secret, someone actually won earlier, but it seemed only I notice so I kept quiet about it.

So now your are gonna forget it ca-pish?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 21, 2017, 11:00:16 AM
Not really. I "won" earlier too but it was cause the server went down for some time. This time that didn't happen that, so I'm not forgetting anything.
I know you love your virtual worthless belt under your name but it's time to let it go. :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 21, 2017, 11:59:01 AM
How about no?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 21, 2017, 01:46:51 PM
Do you want me to stab you with my butter knife?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on May 21, 2017, 04:39:29 PM
I prefer using I can't believe it's not butter knives myself
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 21, 2017, 05:12:45 PM
I use butter for sandwiches but Margarine for cooking and baking.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on May 22, 2017, 02:36:41 PM
Heathen
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 22, 2017, 03:02:45 PM
You tell him Grosh.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 22, 2017, 04:14:16 PM
it's because when I grew up I was allergic to milk proteins.

I slowly became immune towards it but my little brother is lactose intolerant so for all food we used margarine while I got used to butter for sandwiches.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 22, 2017, 11:18:32 PM
I like both margarine and butter on sandwiches. Either of them will do. But not together. ;D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 23, 2017, 06:09:13 PM
So Overwatch anniversary event is go.

Dances!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 23, 2017, 07:34:41 PM
Am I the only one around here that does not play Overwatch? The only shooter I currently play is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, mostly for the nostalgia cause I used to play it alot at a friend's house when it came out.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 23, 2017, 07:43:50 PM
your awesomeness rating just dropped by a solid 25 points.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 23, 2017, 08:00:08 PM
Hey, back then I didn't have a PC back then and I used to play whatever games he had. Now I only play it cause it's like the only game I can play with him in multiplayer since he refuses to play WoW.
He's my best friend, I have to do some sacrifices, you know.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 23, 2017, 09:30:28 PM
ok, let's say 20 points then.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 23, 2017, 10:38:17 PM
Maybe +20 for camaraderie. I put my friend's happiness before mine (even if the game is alright). Never played any of the newer CoD games though.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 24, 2017, 10:13:25 AM
good point, that brings you to +- 20 points, giving you no change.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 24, 2017, 03:12:19 PM
Good. I'm glad we settled this.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 25, 2017, 12:24:02 PM
this is important stuff.
Imaginary points means everything after all.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 25, 2017, 03:02:12 PM
If you say so.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 26, 2017, 09:39:50 AM
What?  You don't appreciate imaginary internet points?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 26, 2017, 10:59:09 AM
I don't know man, it's all too much for me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 26, 2017, 11:45:18 PM
We need a new topic.

So, remember when I said I made a Orc Creation Table?

First, Type and Origin (2d10)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on May 27, 2017, 01:43:04 AM
felt like i had to post something so it's not just Regorn and Kronnor on this site.

*eats some toast, looks about*


carry on
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 27, 2017, 07:29:39 AM
Arkali gave me an idea. Hey Regorn, we should make a podcast with random rant that no one will listen to. Just like our rant on this thread.
 :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 28, 2017, 09:41:08 AM
but that sounds like work, and I am really lazy.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 28, 2017, 11:03:18 AM
Regorn, 2h12min.
It's not work. You just sit at your PC talking into your microphone random stuff no one cares about.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 28, 2017, 10:19:49 PM
would it not be boring to talk about you all the time?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 29, 2017, 02:55:44 PM
Right in the feels... Regorn, Y U DO DIS? I thought we had something going on...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on May 29, 2017, 04:50:33 PM
Happy Swedish veteran day ladies and gents.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 29, 2017, 07:15:50 PM
there are some things you simply can't resist doing.
That was one of them.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 30, 2017, 03:18:23 PM
So, I have a new puppy. He's adorable, but I wish he would stop nibbling on my fingers, they are not chewing toys. :D
Spoiler: show
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 30, 2017, 05:41:01 PM
I do not approve of this topic.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 30, 2017, 06:54:05 PM
Do you hate puppies? How can you sleep at night, you monster!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Groshnok on May 31, 2017, 02:19:29 PM
He's absolutely adorable.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on May 31, 2017, 03:09:23 PM
He's a small fluff-ball with teeth that likes to chew everything in the house. And so far he seems to like me the most in our home. So the puppy my mom brought home from a friend of hers became my puppy. :)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on May 31, 2017, 08:32:06 PM
I am not a pet person
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 01, 2017, 11:05:41 AM
That's too bad, for you. Pets can bring joy in your life and lighten your mood with their energetic behaviour when you're feeling down.  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on June 01, 2017, 02:18:42 PM
Or in Kronnors case. Slowly eat you alive
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 01, 2017, 03:34:43 PM
My family once let a pet stay with us as it's owner was going away for something. 
Whenever that dog came close to me, I felt down.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 02, 2017, 12:09:42 PM
You're weird then. How can pets bring you down? That makes no sense.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 02, 2017, 01:03:35 PM
I just don't like pets.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 03, 2017, 10:43:17 AM
Then you are a sad person. :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 04, 2017, 12:06:25 PM
No, you are a sad person.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Kozgugore on June 04, 2017, 01:52:22 PM
I can see that the quality of this thread, whatever little there was to begin with, has plummeted to an all-time low.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 04, 2017, 04:53:46 PM
It's dying :( You should've figured it out when I won it.. Now 3rd time... Let's go back to random awesome facts about Kronnor and his butter knife.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 05, 2017, 10:16:49 AM
Kronnor was bored one day and decided he was to go on an adventure.

And that kids, is how Yogg-Saron chains were weaken allowing his escape.

In Kronnor's defense, Yogg-Saron claimed it was a quest with like, 25 gold reward and some green item.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 05, 2017, 05:38:38 PM
Hey, gold was hard to make back in those days. Who wouldn't have taken up the job for 25g?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 06, 2017, 12:23:38 PM
Kronnor once decided that the bloke called Devilstep was not as tough as him.
So he challenged him to a thumb-war.

Kronnors head was almost crushed by Devilstep thumb
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 06, 2017, 12:46:28 PM
Yeah, that would be pretty hard to do cause Kronnor didn't even know who this Devilstep was until he joined the Red Blade tribe. And Devilstep was pretty much dead by that time.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Gashuk on June 06, 2017, 12:59:06 PM
In that case;

Kronnor once decided that the ghost called Devilstep was not as tough as him.
So he challenged him to a thumb-war.

Kronnors head was almost crushed by Devilstep's spectral thumb
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 06, 2017, 09:50:30 PM
Kronnor had a great question, a question he needed an answer for. He consulted with the wises shamans, the most mysterious witch-doctors, the most enlighten priests, the elder druids, the spiritual monks yet none could answer his question.

"Why does my butt itch?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 06, 2017, 10:59:03 PM
Those tacos man.. :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 08, 2017, 10:26:08 AM
Kronnor once decided to play some Hearthstone, he smashed his opponents face in, declaring that "he goes face"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 08, 2017, 12:01:37 PM
Isn't that the way to play Hearthstone?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 09, 2017, 05:02:05 AM
I work the best with 2 and a half hours of sleep.
It's also the optimal resting time for Kronnor's axe.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 09, 2017, 08:20:08 AM
 :D More, I want more facts. These are nice.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Nosh'marak on June 09, 2017, 10:45:56 PM
This thread has really gone down in quality.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 09, 2017, 10:55:59 PM
That's what happens if only two people keep posting here. This is more like a Regorn-Kronnor chat than a LPW thread.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 10, 2017, 11:49:45 AM
Kronnor actually hate working for the Wyrmrest Accord.
Everyday he would go up the tower up to check the vendor, do some daily quests and so on.

Later someone asked him why he did not take the free ride up instead of climbing?
Kronnor responded "free ride?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 11, 2017, 10:09:14 AM
At least all that climbing helped developing that muscle mass.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 11, 2017, 02:50:39 PM
Kronnor stole the Doomhammer once during the reign of Thrall during the Third War.

In his defense, he could not find a hammer anywhere and really needed to build that look-out tower.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 11, 2017, 10:38:30 PM
Don't forget about Gorehowl too. You gotta cut some lumber to build a watchtower.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 12, 2017, 09:39:37 PM
Let's do something different,
Kronnor decides he had enough of drinking in Ogrimmar. 

He can go out to Durutan, The West exit to the Barren or North to Ashara.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 12, 2017, 10:06:55 PM
Barrens. What next?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 12, 2017, 10:59:51 PM
There is a few choices open now.

Kronnor is hungry, go hunt. 
Kronnor is now a hippy, go smash those around the Sluge Fen
Go to the Crossroad, that's never gone wrong.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 13, 2017, 02:59:19 PM
Oh, go to the Crossroad. Lots of memories there.. like beheading illusion Siyahgosh and becoming Oathbreaker.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 13, 2017, 05:56:35 PM
Ah, The Crossroad. 
The younglings are running around doing things for people for new shirts and shoes. 
The Vendors are still there. 
A Human Paladin.

Wait.

FIGHT!

The Human Paladin Cast "Punch the Orcs Face in with my Giant Hammer" 
Roll d20 for Dodge! 
12 or higher clears with no damage taken, 8-11 for minor damage.

Then do your counter attack! Roll d20 for it.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 13, 2017, 06:51:32 PM
Dodge roll -> 17
Counter attack roll -> 4 ... :(

Kronnor leans back like a pro, dodging the paladin's attack matrix-style. Then he sends a kick towards the paladin's shin, hopefully it will do something.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 13, 2017, 10:00:53 PM
The Paladin punches away Kronnor's foot. 
Kronnor is off-balance (-1 defensive roll next turn)

The Paladin Cast Judgement to judge Kronnor for his smelly breathe. 
Roll d20 to Defend. 
12 Clear, 8 Minor hit.

"You know orc? You could really use a Mint!"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 15, 2017, 03:10:16 PM
"HOW DARE YOU!"
Defending roll -> 19 (rolled 20, but -1 from the off-balance)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 15, 2017, 06:05:56 PM
(so close to a Critical Success!)

The Paladin gasp at this retort, the Orc can think? They did not teach this in Stormwind School.

Roll attack, Paladin is disturbed(-1 defense roll), 9 hit, 7-8 minor hit.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 15, 2017, 10:10:30 PM
*Kronnor tries to sucker punch the paladin.*
Attack roll -> 9
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 16, 2017, 10:21:36 AM
The Paladin tries to brace himself for the thick Orc Fist. It connects to his face and the world goes to slow-motion like it's in the Matrix movie or something. Kronnor think this is somewhat odd but not the weirdest he seen. Then he sees his fist left a imprint in the paladins face, "Cool", he thought.

(One more hit and the Paladin goes down!)

The Paladin goes for the blade of Justice to bring down justice on you. Apparently he took offense on being punched in the face.
Attack roll -> 9
(12 clears, 8 minor hit)

Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 16, 2017, 03:43:14 PM
And my roll is 9 again...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 16, 2017, 04:01:41 PM
Did this somehow turn into a dnd thread lol
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 16, 2017, 04:14:59 PM
It's now an Orc n Gnome thread.

"That was really rude!"

You have suffered Justice. 
4.5/5 HP remains.

Attack him back! 
He is at 1/2 HP
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 16, 2017, 04:23:34 PM
*Kronnor gathers every bit of saliva he has from the back of his throat and aims a mega-huge-deadly spit towards the paladin's head.*
"I'll show you rude!"
Attack roll -> 13 (on a D20)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 16, 2017, 10:16:07 PM
We return once again to Slow motion, Kronnor wonders if this will become a thing, the narrator guarantees that he will use it less in the future.

The Paladin turns his head around, he spots the huge spit coming at him, he roars, Nooooooooooooo!, it impacts on his face, right under his left eye, it's splash damage hits most of his face. 
He falls to the ground, hitting his head on a big rock.

Dun dun dun du du du!
You gain 5 xp, 1 Paladin Hammer
Health at 4.5/5

Your still at the Crossroad.
Vendor?
Visit Shaman?
Go out and Hunt?
Leave for Ratchet, Whailing Cavern, Ashenvale
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 16, 2017, 11:05:06 PM
*puts OnG glasses on*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 17, 2017, 01:22:32 PM
Let's go to the vendor. Maybe I find something better than a paladin hammer.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 17, 2017, 05:32:45 PM
"Me got stuff!"

Sell Paladin Hammer /50 Silver

Buy Generic Axe (+1 to attack roll) /40 silver
Buy Epix Axe (+3 to attack roll, +0.5 Damage on hit) /3 Gold
Buy Iron Shield (+1 Defense Roll) /30 Silver

Buy Bread (heal 1) /50 Copper


You have... 0 Copper, 0 Silver, 0 Gold.

You do not have skill in Hammers, so it offers no bonus.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 17, 2017, 06:09:38 PM
Try to haggle for a better price by selling the paladin hammer.
"This is a strong weapon wielded by important human. I'll sell it to you for 1g50s."
*Looks into the vendor's eyes, keeping a straight serious face.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 17, 2017, 06:14:09 PM
"Hmmmmm..."
The Orc Vendor is in deep though.

"75 Silver. I give you 75.
And that's generous."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 18, 2017, 06:00:12 PM
*Kronnor keeps his straight serious face.*
"1 gold and I'll also let you keep that rock you call head."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 18, 2017, 06:06:15 PM
"...Guards!"

"Zug zug?" "Dabu!"  "Zug zug!"

There is clear nose of grunts running around outside, fortunately, they are poorly trained, they are coming.

The Vendor have picked up the Epic Axe from behind his counter.

Make a run for it.
Steal something then run.
Knock out the Vendor (Vendor is none-combat class, easy to fight, knock out on 5+)
Stand by the Door to sneak attack the first Grunt coming in.
Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 18, 2017, 06:08:52 PM
*Kronnor sighs and rolls his eyes before sending a punch directly at the vendors face.*
Attack roll -> 17
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 18, 2017, 06:12:27 PM
The Vendor is lying behind the counter, unconscious.

One of the Grunt peaks inside
"Oi, what be going in here den? Ya yelled?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 18, 2017, 06:40:08 PM
*Turns around looking at the guard.*
"Yes, I gave this vendor this paladin hammer and a gold coin in exchange for the axe he was holding, but when he had to give me the axe he attacked me instead. I managed to defend myself before he could do anything. Now, I'll just take what's mine and be on my way."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 18, 2017, 07:05:52 PM
"uhhhhh... Zug Zug!"

(Be warned! Such simply trick might not work on smarter guards!)

You now have...
Epic Axe!
+3 on attack, +0.5 damage.

Your in The Crossroad.

Visit Shaman?
Go out and Hunt?
Leave for Ratchet, Whailing Cavern, Ashenvale
Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 18, 2017, 07:06:30 PM
Staying too much in the Crossroads might not be a good idea. Head out towards Ratchet.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 18, 2017, 07:17:28 PM
Your almost at Ratchet when you hear a roar!
It's a Lion and it's running right at you!

you are close enough to Ratchet that you might make it, or you can ready yourself for battle.

You have advantage if your going in to combat, you will roll first.
Roll d20 if attempting to run. If you fail the run the Lion will have advantage instead.
Roll 12 to reach Ratchet before the Lion catch up to you.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 18, 2017, 07:24:27 PM
*Kronnor turns around looking at the lion. He raises his new awesome axe, preparing for battle.*
"I ain't running away from an oversized kitty."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 18, 2017, 07:28:13 PM
The Lion closes in, some of the Ratchet guards waves at you.

And then the Lion jumps at you. Normally this would be bad for once health but you are ready.

Attack him! d20 (+3) because of weapon. 
10 clears it. 8 minor hit.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 18, 2017, 07:31:32 PM
Attack roll -> 16 (13+3)
*Kronnor roars back at the lion before swinging with his axe towards the beast.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 18, 2017, 07:35:04 PM
The Lion tumbles behind you, it's clearly at it's last leg now.
0.5/2 HP

But this Lion won't give up! It attacks back as soon as it gets up again.
Attack roll -> 6

It unfortunately miss. Completely.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 18, 2017, 08:11:04 PM
*Kronnor sends another swing towards the dying lion.*
Attack roll -> 4 (1+3)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 18, 2017, 08:15:47 PM
In Kronnor's adrenaline rush at the first kill with his brand new axe, he miss.

The Lion must take the opportunity to strike at Kronnor
attack roll -> 10

He slashes at Kronnors leg

4/5 HP remaining.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 18, 2017, 11:00:18 PM
"BAD KITTY!"
*Kronnor tries to smack the lion in the head with his axe.*
Attack roll -> 9 (6+3)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 19, 2017, 12:55:30 AM
The Lion falls down, it's head almost cleaved clean off.
The Ratchet guards seems to be less worried now and go about their businesses.

Dun dun dun du du du!
10/25 xp

You gain Loot: Raw Lion Shank x2
Lion Claw

-----

You arrive in Ratchet.

Ah, a most quaint goblin port town. Explosions happen at random, ships dock and depart, people you are sure are smuggling standing around. Is that a pirate?

Talk to Ship-Captain
Visit Inn
Visit Vendor
Talk to Worried looking Goblin
Talk to Shady smuggler
Talk to clearly-not-a-Pirate Pirate
Leave
Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 19, 2017, 10:50:16 AM
Let's talk to the worried looking goblin. He might have a job for Kronnor.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 19, 2017, 11:18:33 AM
"h-h-hey there Orc!"
The Goblin rubs his hands together.
"I have a deal for you, some unruly pirates have... stolen my latest shipment and the Guards can't do anything because it's not in town! Get my shipment back, a crate filled with Silver bars, and I make it worth your time, I guarantee it!"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 19, 2017, 11:42:27 AM
"Hmm, interesting. And where could I find these pirates?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 19, 2017, 11:50:07 AM
The goblin very happily (or greedily?) rubs his hands together and then point southwards.

"They are hold up some distance outside that old Kul'tiras fort, I think they are planning to hide the loot, I mean shipment, don't know why they do that but I am not them.
If they manage to hide it, we never find it! So hurry! Go! Time is money friend!
You know it's them by the green bandanas they wear."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 20, 2017, 11:34:33 AM
*Kronnor snorts and heads towards where the goblin pointed.*
"Fine, I'll see what I can do."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 20, 2017, 12:29:19 PM
As you wander out of Ratchet, some wildlife is spotted, harmless one that run away at your passing.

Then you spot what appear to be 2 pirates digging with a box next to them. They have green bandanas.
They have however not spotted you, they are busy digging.

Sneak?
Charge?
Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 20, 2017, 11:17:06 PM
*Kronnor walks towards them and stops behind them. He let's out a loud cough before speaking*
"So, there's this goblin in Ratchet that said you guys took something from him?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 20, 2017, 11:48:12 PM
The two Pirates stops digging. Then they look at each other.
"Told you Griksnap would try double cross us, you owe me 5 silver."
"Shut it, We ain't stolen shit, he stole it and used it to pay off his debt to us. Griksnap is the lowest goblin around and a terrible pirate, hence the debt."

Both the Pirates have dropped their shovels and put their hands on their rapiers. The other one also got a what appears to be a rifle hanging from his belt.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 21, 2017, 01:37:39 AM
// Requests to join party
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 21, 2017, 10:38:07 AM
*Kronnor sighs as he puts his hand on his axe.*
"Does it always have to come down to violence? Oh well, since you are pirates, the goblin is a pirate, and being a pirate is illegal I will have to confiscate the goods you are trying to hide. So, you can choose between losing only the goods or losing both the goods and your lives."
*Kronnor looks at the two pirates with a serious face, showing them he's not joking.*

(Rashka can join party when Kronnor returns to Ratchet, or she might be a prisoner to the pirates? Letting the DM figure it out)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 21, 2017, 10:45:54 AM
(let's roll a d20 to decide, 1-10: She is currently being bored in Ratchet, 11-20: The pirates carried her off when she was sleeping, current status: Annoyed
Roll is.... 9! She awaits in Ratchet.)

"Screw you orc!" Both the Pirates draw their weapons, one a rapier and one it's rifle. It's not the safest looking rifle, possibly goblin design.

The one with a rapier slashes at Kronnor
Attack roll -> 7
She misses.

The one with the rifle takes aim and fires!
Attack Roll -> 20 Critical Success! (Holy shit!)

The bullet goes straight in to Kronnor's leg! He lose an additional 0.5 health.

Kronnor's health: 2.5/5

_________

Meanwhile... In Ratchet!

"So I tell you orc, get my Silver back and I might have a shiny piece of gear for you when you return, and a nice gold coin. What ya say?" The Goblin Shipmaster says.
"Heck, I even let you pick, the boots or the shield!"
The goblin waits for Rashka's reply.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 22, 2017, 01:07:13 AM
"Ye wan' me ter get yer silver back, possibly puttin' me life on t'line, an' yer only offerin' some rugged an' poorly made boots, an' some stupid shield? Ye gotta up tha' or I's stayin' 'ere lookin' fer me drunk mate." *She snorts, and is clearly as grumpy as usual, if not even more so!*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 22, 2017, 10:17:50 AM
*Roars in annoyance as the bullet goes through his leg and charges forward towards the one with the rifle and slashes violently with his axe.*
Attack roll -> 11
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 22, 2017, 10:25:14 AM
The Pirate with the Rifle goes down unfortunately quickly, while not dead, he sure won't be doing anything more this fight.

His pirate companion however return the favor
Attack roll -> 15

The rapier slash Kronnor's back, a nasty wound appears there.

Current health: 1.5/5

________

Meanwhile... in Ratchet!

"No no no, these boots and shield are not your standard boring equipment, they are magical!
The boots allows you to move faster and the shield blocks more than it should. Trust me on this because I am a honest businessman. Heck, I even throw in an additional 50 silver on top of the gold.
Look kid, time is money, ya wanna do it or not?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 22, 2017, 12:50:23 PM
*Kronnor let's out another roar as he's slashed on his back. He quickly turns around, his axe following quickly with a wide slash at the pirate.*
Attack roll -> 23 (20+3 from the weapon, which I forgot on my last roll)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 22, 2017, 01:04:33 PM
Critical success! 1 + 0.5(from weapon) + 0.5

The pirates let out a scream that silence quickly as her head flies away. Her body slums down.

Dun dun dun du du du!

15/25 xp
1.5/5 Hp
New Trait: Injured Leg.
Ya leg be broke! (lowered movement speed, can't charge)

Loot: Low quality rifle, 20 Silver, Crate of Silver Bars.

Also, the unconscious Pirate still lies on the ground.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 22, 2017, 01:32:14 PM
*Rashka stares at the goblin for a long while, clearly he was full of bullshit, but she did need the money.* "Erg' fine. Bu' if ye's lyin' abou' 'em boots an' shield, I'll come find ye, an' ye won' 'ave merry times then."
*She'd grunt, peering at the Goblin with her one eye from underneath the shade of her rugged wolf mask.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 22, 2017, 02:03:28 PM
"Great! Last I saw the pirates were going south Kinda towards that old Kul'tiras fort, maybe they are hiding out there?
Now hurry up, Time is money friend."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 22, 2017, 04:41:15 PM
*Grunts a bit as she gives the Goblin one last look before heading up and towards where the goblin spoke of, being fairly known around the jungle by now.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 22, 2017, 08:45:13 PM
(and now you meet in the wilderness South of Ratchet.)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 23, 2017, 08:57:52 AM
*Kronnor takes the belt of the dead pirate and ties the hands of the passed out one behind her back. He takes a piece of cloth and gags her and tosses her on his shoulder, then picks up the old rifle and the crate before heading back towards Ratchet. As he limps slowly towards the city he suddenly comes across a familiar person.*
"Facebreaker..."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 23, 2017, 04:58:27 PM
*Rashka'd of headed out the cities gates towards the location of the kul'tiras. As she walks in her own thoughts she suddenly peers up ahead at Kronnor as he speaks. She'd arch a brow as she eyes him over, her eyes traveling from the pirate to his wounded knee.*
"T'Gobbo sen' ye after pirates too? Hrm, typical gobbos.." *she mumbles, before motioning to his wounded knee*
"Didn' give ye an easy time, eh? Wan' me ter patc' ye up?"
*She'd tilt her head, before crossing her arms over her chest in a casual fashion.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 24, 2017, 12:06:34 PM
*Shrugs as he keeps limping towards Ratchet.*
"Maybe when we're back in Ratchet. It's not safe to linger too much, we don't know how many pirates are around. Also, I'm not giving the chest back to the goblin, first I'll wait for this one to wake up and tell me the other side of the story."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 01:16:05 PM
The pirate hangs unconscious as you wander in to Ratchet. Clearly avoiding the "totally honest Goblin who is not a horrible pirate".

Wake up Pirate?
Vendor?
Find healer?
Ale at the Bar?
Shipmaster Goblin?
"Honest Goblin"?
Other?

New party member: Rashka (Warrior, Level 1)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 24, 2017, 02:59:57 PM
*Rashka decides to go for an ale at the bar. Who knows what might happen there.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 24, 2017, 05:15:04 PM
*Leaving Rashka go to the bar, Kronnor decides to go find a healer, still keeping an eye on his prisoner.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 05:48:02 PM
Rahska find the Bar "The Powder Keg".
Mostly goblins inside, but some Orc, humans and troll sailors, heck, even a group of dwarfs in a corner.

The barkeep ask "What be?"

(I be kind and give you some money, (considering Kronnor basically stole a epic axe at the start))

Money: 10 Silver

Ale: 1 Silver
Rum: 50 Copper
Ironforge Ale: 2 Silver
"The Keg": 2 Silver

Talk to patrons?
Ask for information?
Notice Board?

______

Kronnor on the other hand finds what appears to be a Goblin surgeon "Mad Dock Grizzelbomb"

"Come in, Come in, Come in!
Don't mind the blood, those things happen."

It does not look like a professional establishment but he is still in business somehow. Plenty of 'tools' hanging around a operation table and plenty of alchemical vials are scattered around the place.

"I can see you got a bad leg, I can patch it up a bit for 20 Silver, you be good as new in no time."
Grizzelbomb starts sharpening his 'tools'.

"And I won't ask question about that pirate your holding or that crate, not my business. I just carve people up, fix stuff and patch it together."

Money: 20 Silver
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 24, 2017, 06:31:18 PM
*Kronnor snorts before putting down the passed out pirate and the crate.*
"Alright goblin, but make it fast. And if you mess up in any way, I will mess up your face. More that it is now."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 07:32:00 PM
The goblin grinds his hands together.
"Alright then, lay down."

As Kronnor lays down the goblin goes on.

"For an extra 5 silver you can get the good anesthetic, or you take the normal one for free."

The goblin holds a bottle of Rum over Kronnor.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 24, 2017, 07:58:06 PM
*Kronnor looks up at the Rum.*
"Let's get this over with."
Normal one.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 08:14:47 PM
The goblin snickers as he get his tools out.

"First we need to dig out whatever is in that hole of yours. It won't hurt a little, it will hurt a lot.
Then we can begin patching it up, that's the easy part."

The goblin stretch the hole and start digging...

Roll d20 (+1 because of Orc race, +1 because of Warrior class) for toughness, 10 and higher, you won't pass out like a real Orc. 9 and Lower and you pass out like a gnome.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 24, 2017, 08:58:06 PM
D20 roll -> 20+1+1
*Kronnor bares his fangs as the goblin starts his work, clearly not being the worst that had happened in his lifetime of warfare.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 09:18:34 PM
The "Mad Doc" grins his teeth
"Good boy, most faints before the procedure even begin! Or they buy the real anesthetic"

The small pieces of bullets ting as they are put down on a tray.

"Your lucky, no bone was pierced, a bit of alchemical solvent and you be up and walking in no time."

Grizzelbomb pours some red vial in to the wound, then begin stitching and patching it up. He finish with some bandages.

full Health gained. "Injured" trait removed. (Current health: 5/5)

Grizzelbomb takes the rum flask from Kronnor and swing a chug himself. "Another procedure well done! Who needs a medical license anyway?
That be 20 Silver then." He holds out his free hand.

This is also when Kronnor notice the "Medical license" on the wall is actually a license in engineering.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 24, 2017, 09:33:39 PM
*Rashka nods at the bartender, peering at the noticeboard for a moment, before peering back to the barkeep.* "Jus' an ale." *She mumbles, as she goes back to peer at the noticeboard. Anything of interest?*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 09:49:08 PM
The barkeep nods, pours a ale and hands it over.

(new money: 19 Silver)

The notice board have a few notes of interest.
A bounty on Lion Teeth
A Captain want protection on the high sea
Transport job, valued goods to Ogrimmar
Bounty: Pirate Tuka 'the Tauren'
Bounty: Pirate Samson 'The Clever'
Explosive tester "HIGH PAY!" (someone have written "DON'T" on it as well)

Some notes also written in common:
Protection for ship heading to Stormwind
Crew Sign-up for Traders ship, heading towards the Wetlands
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 24, 2017, 09:51:18 PM
*Kronnor throws a quick look at his patched wound and nods as he hands the goblin the 20 silver.*
"That will do."
*He picks up the crate, old rifle and passed out hostage and tries to find a secluded place in Ratchet to interrogate the pirate.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 09:59:48 PM
In a back alley in Ratchet, Kronnor is shaking the Pirate awaken.

"Huuhuuh, what? hu? Where? HEY!"
He is awake and tries to get his hands lose, but nothing be happening.
"What do you want?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 24, 2017, 10:24:29 PM
*Sips her ale as she seats herself at the barkeep's counter, she'd then grunt, licking her dry lips before speaking up;* "'ey, barkeep. Ye know where ter find t'captain tha' wanted protection?*
 *She motions with a thumb towards the notice board.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 24, 2017, 10:30:55 PM
*Kronnor grins at the pirate.*
"You're awake. Good. Now, you're gonna tell me what's with the chest and the goblin. Why does he want it so bad? If you tell me everything I want to know you will not end like your friend."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 10:44:35 PM
In the Powder keg...

The barkeep squints his eyes at the notice board.
"Ah, that one. Some captain want to transport some goods too Booty Bay, but problem is that he made enemies with some Pirates, but he still need to leave port at some point."

The Barkeep continues cleaning some mugs.
"Can find him at the Docks, Think is name was Captain Ja'Kul, one of them Jungle Trolls fellas."

____

In the back alley...

"What? Why he want it? BECAUSE IT'S FILLED WITH FREAKING SILVER!
We were part of a Pirate crew, but our little common goblin friend wanted a bigger cut, so he decided to steal some loot from the last raid.
Me and my partner cough him and told him to get us lot's of valuable stuff if he wanted to keep his head. He agreed, said he get us a stuff from Ratchet.
Then I don't know how, but he stole the crate filled with Silver from that Shipmaster Goblin and gave it to us."

The Pirate spit at the ground.

"Knew he could not be trusted, gonna bet he turn on you right away too."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 24, 2017, 10:53:19 PM
"So, the silver is not his either then. Guess I'll keep it for myself then. You are free to go now, but try anything stupid and the next time we meet you won't get out alive."
*Frees the hands of the pirate and gestures in a direction, letting the pirate go.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 11:01:18 PM
The Pirate eyes the rifle hanging from your belt, but decides against it and then bolts it.

Your in Ratchet, holding a heavy crate filled with Silver bars.
Man, that thing is heavy.

Vendor?
Ale at the Bar?
"Honest Goblin"?
Talk to Smugglers?
Talk to Captain?
Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 24, 2017, 11:13:54 PM
*Rashka finishes her mug of ale, and decides to go find the captain.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 24, 2017, 11:21:42 PM
At the dock you find a Jungle Troll Captain. His shirt is way to little for his muscle bound chest.
He is giving order to some sailors who are loading his ship.
He also notice you walking up to him.

"Ya mon, ya be here for work woman?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 25, 2017, 01:04:44 AM
"Tha' depends wha' ye'll pay." *She'd grunt, eyeing him and his crew briefly."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 25, 2017, 10:45:45 AM
"Ya got free grub on da trip, should take no more than three days mon.
Two gold for every day on board, two more for every pirate attack you hold off together with da crew."

The crew was a mix, some humans and trolls and the occasional goblin.
What they were loading up was anyone's guess, it's large crates that are heavy.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 25, 2017, 02:55:29 PM
*Kronnor makes his way to the vendor, seeing he used all his silver for the patching up of his wound.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 25, 2017, 03:32:45 PM
Kronnor finds "The Filled bucket", It's cluttered with various items everywhere.

"Come in Friend. I have everything you could need. Be it weapon, armor, trinkets."

> Sell?
Crate of Silvers bars (5 gold) (Haggle?)
> Buy?
Generic Armor (45 Silver)
Spiked Armor (40 Silver)
Generic Sword (35 Silver)
Throwing Dagger (10 Silver)
Magical Armor (2 Gold)
Unknown Ring (5 Silver)
Ask for "Special goods"
> Talk?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 25, 2017, 04:34:21 PM
*Kronnor looks around before turning to the vendor.*
"I want to sell this crate of silver and this rifle. I'll sell both for a total of 5 gold and 40 silver."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 25, 2017, 05:01:52 PM
The Vendor looks over the rifle.
"Well, it's not the best rifle I seen, looks like it could explode if you do something wrong with it...
But that Silver, I like those friend! You got a deal!"

>Money: 5 Gold, 40 Silver

>Buy?
(I ain't writing all that again (even if I could just copy it))
>Talk?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 25, 2017, 06:13:31 PM
*Rashka eyes the captain briefly, before looking at the crates. She'd grunt, before speaking.* "I 'ave ter see if a person wan's ter join. Gonna think it over, a'righ'?"
*Rashka'd then turn around, heading to find Kronnor again.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 25, 2017, 06:19:18 PM
"Alright Mon, we ain't be leaving for a while yet."

Asking around you soon discover that after Kronnor visited a very shady 'doctor' he went to a vendor. Called something with "Bucket"
After a while you find it, Kronnor is inside, making trade.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 25, 2017, 06:53:28 PM
*Peers around inside the shop briefly, before grunting to make herself noticed.* "'ey. Ye done wit' tradin' ye'? Go' a potential job if yer's interested."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 25, 2017, 07:00:07 PM
*Kronnor throws a quick look towards Rashka before looking back at the vendor.*
"I'll buy some throwing knives and some armor."
- 1 magical armor (2 gold)
- 3 throwing daggers (30 silver)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 25, 2017, 07:12:09 PM
New Money: 3 gold, 10 Silver (ps, it would be really healpful if you guys keep a check on your own money : D)

The Magical Armor is... unidentified? It's clearly magic but you are not sure of it's effect.
(Do enough battle with it and you uncover it, or get a mage to reveal it for you)

Throwing daggers: You can throw these at enemies to far away to melee strike them, always deal 1 damage, hit on 8+ roll (not counting enemy defense)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 25, 2017, 08:22:05 PM
*Kronnor fits his armor on him and sheaths the daggers at his belt. He then turns around looking at Rashka.*
"So, you said something about work?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 25, 2017, 11:10:04 PM
*Peers at the armor for a moment, before nodding.* "Aye, there be a captain tha' be needin' escor' on t'oceans. Two golds fer every day on t'ocean, an' two extra fer every attack we fend off. It be a bi' of risk I suppose, bu' decen' money."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 26, 2017, 02:42:09 PM
"Then what are we waiting for? Lead the way to this captain."
*Gestures to Rashka to lead the way.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 26, 2017, 03:10:28 PM
As you both arrive at the Docks, you spot a Goblin, the Shipmaster being very angry and yelling at some poor goblin being handled by the guards. Kronnor notice a familiar pirate standing next to the Shipmaster.

The Jungle Troll Captain is filling in some checklist and what appears to be the last 2 crates is being loaded on the ship. He noticed as you approach

"Ey mon, da orc Woman is back and she got her man with her now? 
If ya both want on, the price is still da same, 2 gold per day and 2 extra for every attack.
And o'course a free trip to Strangelthorn vale."

His sailors is readying the ship, departure is soon and the captain get on the ship.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 26, 2017, 03:30:27 PM
*Kronnor ignores the goblins and the pirate and looks at the captain.*
"Alright then, let's get this done. Also, I'm not her man."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 27, 2017, 01:23:53 PM
(Rashka does not seem to be around, but I assume you both enter on the ship)

"Ay mon? She be free den?"
The captain was a bit more interested now.

As you step on board, the ship is near departure state. A sailor shows you to your sleeping hammock, where food is served and so on.
There is a ship doctor, a cook, several sailors, one who is interested in gambling, navigator, captain, quartermaster etc. etc.

_____

Day 1

First day on the ship.

> Talk to sailor (gossip)
> Gamble (evening only)
> Talk to Captain
> Train
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 27, 2017, 03:01:14 PM
*Kronnor looks around the ship and decides to train, it's best to be kept in shape just in case.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 27, 2017, 07:37:02 PM
*Bares her fangs at the captain, a snarl leaving her mouth.* "*im's a Tribes orc, an' I 'ave a mate, thank ye. Stick ter yer own bussines." *She snorts, peering around a little, before heading towards the training area as well. She's not much of the social type, anyway.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 27, 2017, 11:18:26 PM
Spending day 1 doing training, you become accustom to the waves and roles of the sea. It should aid you.

(no negative modifier for this trip for Sea combat)

by the evening, exhausted by the training, you seek food and sleep.

Day 2

The day had barely begun when the look-out yells the message "PIRATES!". The crew is woken up and rushed with weapons to ready.

The ship fires a few warning salvos but the captain remains calm.

"Dey won't be sinking dis ship mon, we carry lot's of nice things they want.
Ya two Orcs! When da ship be boarding, I want ya deal with the Captain, beat him, kill him, make him retreat, whateva."

The ship tries to shot down the pirate ship but it was to no avail, it was simply too quick and then boarding parties begin passing over.

You spot someone who looks like a captain, but there is plenty of pirates in the way.

Round 1

2 Pirates run over close to your position. One Orc and one Human.

Roll attack!
9 minor clear, (0.5 damage), 13 clear (1 damage)

(ps. now when you are both at the same place, I won't replay until both have answered (unless some ridiculous amount of time pass))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 28, 2017, 01:58:53 AM
((What dice are we using?))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 28, 2017, 08:44:33 AM
((oh right, Normally it's d20, I normally use this dice roller, it also have all the other dices on it too.
https://www.wizards.com/d20modern/d20mdice/dice.htm (https://www.wizards.com/d20modern/d20mdice/dice.htm)))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 28, 2017, 02:50:50 PM
*Bares her fangs and roars as the pirates starts boarding their ship. She'd rush at the closest of them, slashing her axe at his abdomen, her sword going for a slash at his arm.* (roll 12)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 28, 2017, 03:15:06 PM
*Kronnor rolls his shoulders as he is slowly building speed towards the enemy and leaps forward aiming his axe at the orc pirate.*
Attack roll -> 10 (7+3 weapon bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 28, 2017, 04:01:52 PM
The poor orc pirate, going in headfirst suddenly find himself cut down.

"Lok'ta-Uh!"

An axe in his guts and one at his shoulder. He drops down.
His human partner was slightly worried by this, pulls up his guns and aim at Rashka

Attack roll -> 18
The shot goes straight at Rashka's leg.

Rahska's hp: 4/5

Round 2!

Another pirate joins in the battle, another human.
Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 28, 2017, 05:42:38 PM
*Kronnor continues pushing towards the enemy captain and swings in a wide arc towards the other pirate that joined the battle.*
Attack roll -> 16 (13+3 weapon bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on June 29, 2017, 04:02:47 AM
*Rashka snarls as the bullet flies clean through her leg, her fangs barred at the pirates. She'd waste no time as she aims to lunge herself at her attacker, her axe going straight for his face.*
Attack roll (14)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on June 29, 2017, 10:25:17 AM
The Pirate that shot Rashka have her axe swing at him, he get a nasty cut across his face that continues on his shoulder. He is still standing.

Pirate 2 hp: 1/2
He would like to use his gun again but he have no time to reload, so he stabs at Rashka with his knife.
Attack roll -> 12

The knife slices at Rashk's chest.
Rashka hp: 3.5/5

The pirate who comes in to join the battle finds himself at the edge of an axe.
While he tries to stop himself in his charge to dodge the axe and raise his hands to protect his precious face, the axe comes at him. Leaving him with nasty wounds on his arms.

Pirate 3 hp: 0.5/2
The pirate quickly pulls up his dagger to stab at Kronnor
Attack roll -> 17

The knife cuts at Kronnor's hands, ouch, that hurt.
Kronnor hp: 4.5/5

Round 3!

Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on June 29, 2017, 05:13:55 PM
*Kronnor roars with anger as he gets stabbed by the pirate. He looks at him with fury in his eyes before sending his hand forward aiming to grab the pirate by the neck and rip out his throat.*
Attack roll -> 15 (12 + 3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on July 01, 2017, 05:09:05 PM
The last, last post thread.

(https://media.tenor.com/images/cd11a693baca0e72b7f6cc3ee5179c70/tenor.gif)





Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 01, 2017, 05:34:55 PM
but we got a nice rollplay thing going on.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on July 02, 2017, 02:58:30 AM
Well the thread isn't locked yet so..
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 02, 2017, 10:13:21 AM
You are also suppose to roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 04, 2017, 02:54:28 PM
((Well, we can assume that Rashka probably forgot about the thread. So I take over for her until she comes back.))

Rashka attacks back at the pirate who stabbed at her.
Attack roll -> 2

It misses, horribly.

______

Pirate 2 was safe from Rashka's attack, but Pirate 3 had it worse.
As in, his throat was now in danger worse.
As in, his throat was now a gaping hole and Kronnor's hand was somewhat bloody.

Pirate 3 falls down, gargling.

Pirate 2 however was worried about this, he reload his pistol.

Another Pirate looking fellow joins the fray!
Demolition Pirate Joins the battle.

Demolition Pirate throws a Molotov at the plank before Kronnor and Rashka, between the 2 ships. It's currently burning.

Round 4!

Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 04, 2017, 07:19:09 PM
*Kronnor throws a quick look around as the adrenaline rushes into his blood. He sees the pirate reloading his pistol so he quickly takes one of his throwing daggers and throws it towards the head of the pirate.*
Attack roll -> 15
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 04, 2017, 09:30:26 PM
Rashka joins Kronnor on his attack but it turns out it was unnecessary as the Pirate falls down from the dagger in his head. Turns out those can be fatal.

The Demolition Pirate is making mocking gesture from the Pirate ship, The plank is still burning.

> Go Though the Fire! (Roll d20, on +14 you take only 0.5 damage and gain surprise attack on the Demolition Pirate. Otherwise, take 1 damage.)
> Try another plank
> Climb a mast to swing over (roll d20, on +16 success. otherwise, drop and fall(turns out, wearing full armor makes you heavy))

Rashka will follow your lead.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 04, 2017, 10:01:05 PM
*Grins as he looks at the demolition pirate. He thinks he's so smart with that fire and with his taunts. Little did he know, Kronnor has two more throwing daggers and quickly takes one of them and throws it towards the neck of the outlaw.*
Attack roll -> 14
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 04, 2017, 10:21:16 PM
The Demolition Pirate continues his taunts when... Shink he catches a dagger in his hand.
Demolition Pirate hp: 1/2

"Daaaaah!" He tries to pull the dagger out as he turns around, goes towards his pirate captain, yelling something about your mother and whales.

The burning plank is starting to look shaky, if you want to use it, you need to use it now.

> Go Though the Fire! (Roll d20, on +14 you take only 0.5 damage. Otherwise, take 1 damage.)
> Try another plank (There are other pirates on the other planks)
> Climb a mast to swing over (roll d20, on +16 success. otherwise, drop and fall)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 05, 2017, 04:27:02 PM
*Kronnor roars as he sees the pirate run away, with his dagger.*
"Hey, you come back with that!"
*Kronnor decides to charge through the fire and after the pirate.*
D20 roll -> 20 (also, does the fire trigger something on his magical armor?)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 05, 2017, 04:59:51 PM
((It does!))

The flame dance around Kronnor as he runs quickly though the flame.
While it's very hot, you notice the armor adds protection, not full immunity, but greater resistance towards Fire.

Rashaka follows you
d20 roll -> 20
Rashak hp: 3

In front of you, you spot the Demolition Pirate trying to remove the dagger from his hand and the Pirate Captain.

A fearful looking fellow, this Captain is no beginner on the Grand Sea. He welds a large Cutlass sword and a gun in his offhand.
His amulet shines green.

Boss Fight! Round 1
Boss hp: 5/5
Attack needed to hit: 15, 10 minor hit.

Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 05, 2017, 07:19:05 PM
*Kronnor does not waste a moment as he sees the pirate captain and charges forward, aiming a wide slash with his axe.*
Attack roll -> 10 (7+3 bonus from weapon)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 05, 2017, 07:53:39 PM
Rashka follows your attack, aiming for the legs of the captain pirate.

Attack roll -> 19

Kronnor slashes at the Pirate captain as Rashka goes low.

Pirate Captain HP: 3/5

The Pirate Captain's amulet shimmers green and give off a flash of light!
You don't notice any current effect.

He takes a quick-aim at Kronnor with his gun.
Attack roll -> 1

The Gun explodes! The gun is completely ruined, the Pirate Captain curses while shaking his hand.
"Curse ye Landlubbers! Jack! Get yer arse ready!"

The Demolition Pirate finally pulls out the dagger from his hand and is ready for action.

Round 2
Rashka HP: 3/5
Kronnor HP: 4.5/5
Pirate Captain HP: 3/5
Demolition Pirate HP: 1/2

Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 05, 2017, 08:30:04 PM
*Kronnor sends a kick towards the pirate captain's chest, hopefully to make him lose balance and fall on the demolition pirate.*
Attack roll -> 2
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 05, 2017, 10:14:34 PM
Rashka focus instead on on the Demolition Pirate, not wanting to see any more fires being started.
Attack Roll -> 19

Poor Demolition Pirate just gotten the Dagger out from his hand when suddenly a axe comes at his face. "Ah crabbasket" was his last words.

The Pirate captain however, being a most experience man on the high sea spots to attempted kick and dodges it masterfully.
"Yar can't hit a broadside!"

The Green amulet's magical effect is complete, the small scratches on the pirate captains hand is gone and so is any injuries he had during the initial attack.

The Pirate Captain however swing his mighty Cutlass at Kronnor.
Attack roll -> 3

Unfortunately, during his masterful dodging, he was out of position and was not even near to hit Kronnor.

His amulet now no longer glows. It looks like a normal emerald.

Round 3
Rashka HP: 3/5
Kronnor HP: 4.5/5
Pirate Captain HP: 5/5
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 05, 2017, 10:33:26 PM
*Kronnor bares his fangs and throws another slash at the pirate captain with his axe.*
Attack roll -> 13 (10+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 05, 2017, 11:00:46 PM
Rashka attempt to punch the Pirate Captain's face.

Attack roll -> 12

The punch impacts the Pirate Captain shin, it did not seem to bother him much.
Kronnor's axe however, bothers him much more.

Frustrated by his previous miss, the Pirate Captain perform a [Cleave]!

Attack Roll -> 7

Kronnor however saw this happening and manage to avoid it, and Rashka was just out of reach from it.

Round 4
Rashka HP: 3/5
Kronnor HP: 4.5/5
Pirate Captain HP: 3.5/5

Roll to Attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 10:29:12 AM
*Kronnor uses the momentum of his previous attack and brings his axe up for another slash.*
Attack roll -> 5 (2+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 12:12:10 PM
Rashka user her turn to position herself at the Pirate Captains flank, next turn, she get +2 for flanking on attack.

Kronnor's attack however fails, it's like a dance between him and the captain, none of them seem to hit that much.

Attack roll -> 8

Jup, like a dance with no contact happening, the Cutlass flies though the air, hitting nothing.

Round 5
Rashka HP: 3/5
Kronnor HP: 4.5/5
Pirate Captain HP: 3.5/5

Roll to Attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 12:15:20 PM
*Kronnor bares his fangs as the attack misses and pushes forward with another cleave, starting to get annoyed.*
Attack roll -> 18 (15+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 12:33:36 PM
Rashka joins in on Kronnor's attack
Attack roll -> 21 (19+2)

Both Rashka and Kronnor's attack impact
The pirate captain yells out in anger and pain.

Attack roll -> 5

In his pain, he swing his cutlass madly around, it was easy to dodge. He looks worse for wear.

Round 5
Rashka HP: 3/5
Kronnor HP: 4.5/5
Pirate Captain HP: 1/5

Roll to Attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 02:46:27 PM
*Kronnor laughs as the pirate misses in his desperate attempt and quickly sends his axe down in a cleave towards the pirate captain's head.*
Attack roll -> 11 (8+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 03:38:14 PM
Rashka attempt to kick the Pirate Captain.

Attack Roll -> 17 (15+2 flanking)

Rashka kicks the Pirate Captain and Kronnor Axe makes a full on impact at the top of the Pirate Captains head. When Kronnor pulls the axe out he drops down dead.

The Pirate crew start yelling, pointing at their fallen captain, they are making ready to depart!
You have time to take one thing before you need to run back to your ship. The Troll Captain even yells at you to leg it.

> Loot
Cutlass, Amulet, Pouch of Gold, Rings or The very impressive hat.

____

30/25 xp Level up!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 08:24:43 PM
*Kronnor quickly grabs the amulet as the pirate captain falls and runs back to the ship.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 08:44:01 PM
Rashka grabs the gold pouch and runs back with Kronnor.

You jump across the ships, landing just at your ship, hanging from the railing, the other sailors help you up.

"Gentlemen, We be still standing!" 
The sailors cheers.
"Now get back ta work!"
The sailors stop cheering.

The Troll Captain however walks down to Kronnor

"Well done Mon, dat pirate had been on my back for a long time, now he won't be nagging me until I get to da here after.
And ya should visit da doctor, He patch ya up. He be one of dem pink-skin priests, good with da magic light."

______

As you wake up the next day, you feel better, stronger.

Choose a new Trait/Ability from leveling up!
[Cleave] - Ability, allows you to hit 2 nearby targets with one attack (2 per battle)
[Furious Charge] - Trait, When you charge in to battle, your first attack always hit (just roll to see if Critical hit)
[Brutally Cunning] - ranged weapons gain 0.5 extra damage

You also gain your racial ability!

[Blood Fury] Ability, once per battle, increase your damage on your next hit by 0.5. Free usage.

______

Day 3 on the ship (Final day!)
> Visit Doctor
> Talk to sailor (gossip)
> Gamble (evening only)
> Talk to Captain
> Train
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 08:58:21 PM
Level up [Cleave]
*Kronnor decides to visit the healer.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 09:16:19 PM
As you go beneath deck, you find the doctor, it's a human priests, he also seems to be mute because he never says anything, he merely points at you to sit down as he takes care of your wounds.
After an hour or so you are back to normal, your fingers no longer hurt from that dagger wound too, always a plus.

When you get back up, the crew is getting ready to dock at Booty Bay, that grinning goblin statue, well, grins as you ride pass it.
After a while, you are off the ship, the Troll captain hands you a pouch with 8 Golds as payment, he then starts ordering his crew to unload and a goblin dock-master wanders up to him.

You also notice he cheated you out of a lunch! You docked just around lunchtime and your belly hungers.

> Stall (cheep)
> Tavern
> Inn
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 09:24:15 PM
*Kronnor decides to head to the inn, there must be some decent food around.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 09:33:46 PM
((Considering Rashka seem to have left, she have left your party by now, she is off getting drunk on that gold pouch she looted))

Ah, The Fresh Catch Inn.
The Inn is busing with activity and people, workers out on lunch mostly. A few free seats is present and the inn keeper behind the bar ask what ya want?

> Fish /2 Silver
> Pork /2 Silver
> Murlock Stew /3 Silver
> Kodo Flank /3 Silver
> Bread /50 copper

> Ale /1 Silver
> Rum /50 Copper
> Ironforge Ale /2 Silver
> Water /10 Copper

> Fruit plate /50 Copper

(also, try to remember to keep check on your own money, here is a reminder)
Money: 11 Gold, 10 Silver
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 09:50:30 PM
*Kronnor rubs his chin for a moment before ordering a piece of bread, some pork and a kodo flank. Also he orders a mug of ale.*
Order total -> 6 Silver 50 Copper
New balance -> 11 Gold 3 Silver 50 Copper
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 09:57:00 PM
The Pork is fine but the Kodo Flank could have been better, must been a old Kodo they butchered for it. The Ale quenches your thirst.
The bread is decent.

As you sit and eat, the Troll Captain enters the Inn, he goes over to the Innkeeper who points him to the second floor. He goes up there.
By the time you are done eating, he comes down again, have a word with the Innkeeper and leaves. A second troll, looking like a witch doctor follows him from the second floor.

> Follow the Trolls
> Bounty Posters
> Vendor
> Talk to Dock Master
> Find Mage to identify Amulet
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 10:47:27 PM
*Kronnor doesn't pay much attention to the trolls, instead decides to go search for a mage to identify the amulet and maybe the armour too.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 11:05:58 PM
After poking around in Booty Bay, you find a goblin mage, Mr Sparkwagle, who have a magic regent/Alchemy shop.  
He offers to identify items for you, 15 Silver for each item.

He also sells potions

> Lesser health Potions /5 Silver (Heal 1)
> Moderate health Potions /15 Silver (heal 2)
> Rage potions /5 Silver (+10 on next 2 attack)
> Strength Potions /5 Silver (+1 damage on next 2 attack)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 06, 2017, 11:41:15 PM
*Kronnor looks around and decides to have both the armour and the necklace identified. Also he decides to buy 2 moderate health potions, 2 rage potions and 2 strength potions.*
Total -> 80 Silver
New Balance -> 10 Gold 23 Silver 50 Copper
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 06, 2017, 11:57:25 PM
Mr. Sparkwagle stretch his finger and begin the magical ritual.

"Well, let's see what we got here... hmm"
The armor is covered with purple sparkles as the ritual goes on.

"I sense the armor is highly resistance against Fire, not immune so don't stick around a fire unless you must."
Fire-shield Armor
All fire damage is reduced by 2, add 2 to defense (14 needed to hit, 12 for minor hit)

"Well then, that's 15 silver hehe. Now for that amulet...
Where did you even get this? This is not a common Emerald in it, it's a Jade, straight from Pandaria. But the icons on it is clearly troll made. Gurubashi I think, snakes are so common among Trolls.
Anyway, back to the Amulet... it seems to have a command word, when you speak it, the amulet's power restores you."

Unknown Amulet
Fully heals you after uttering the word "Karakin", one use per day

"And that would be 30 Silver, and 50 for the potions. Have a good one."

As you exit the shop, Booty Bay is still there.

> Bounty Posters
> Vendor
> Talk to Dock Master
> Other?

Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 07, 2017, 12:17:31 PM
*Kronnor strolls around Booty Bay, glad he knows what he has now and decides to look at the Bounty Posters.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 07, 2017, 12:54:38 PM
The bounty posters are located on a wall on the middle levels, some mercenaries and bounty hunters are skulking about. Mostly Goblin, Humans, Orcs and some Trolls. The odd Tauren here and there too. And a Dwarf, he looks like he could lift you up and throw you in to the water by himself.

But now to the Bounty Posters...

> Wanted: Ju'zil, Troll Warlord
> Wanted: Murloc Chief
> Wanted: 20 Troll Ears
> Wanted: Crocolisk hide, more the better
> Wanted: Lost Crate, Last seen Mistvale Vally
> Wanted: Troll Artifact, unlimited amount

There is also a older note:

> Wanted: Help, Need Strength and Skill. Talk to Darknut, In the Inn.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 07, 2017, 03:24:14 PM
*Kronnor rubs his chin as he looks at the Ju'zil poster.*
"A troll warlord? This should be fun."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 07, 2017, 03:30:03 PM
Wanted: Ju'zil, Troll Warlord

The Troll Ju'zil controls a small raiding force of Gurubashi trolls, attacking travelers, caravans and traders leaving Booty Bay.
Bring in proof of his death to claim your reward.
Guard Chief Gobelwrench

Known hideout: Ruins of Jubuwal, east of the Arena

Reward: 2 Gold + 3 Free Meals at the Inn

_____


> Bounty Posters
> Vendor
> Talk to Dock Master
> Leave for Jubuwal ruins
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 07, 2017, 06:43:07 PM
*Kronnor decides to throw a quick look at the other poster with troll ears before heading towards the Ruins of Jubuwal.*
"Shooting two birds with one stone, heh."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 07, 2017, 10:13:50 PM
Hu, funny, the same guy, Gobelwrench, also posted notice on Troll ears.
Just bring in 20 troll ears and earn 2 gold.
Also something about keeping all you loot from them.

______

You are now outside Booty Bay, while you know the way to the Ruins of Jubuwal (or, you know the way to the Arena and the ruins are east from there) the way there is dangerous.

Those Troll raiders lead by the Warlord patrol the land, wild beasts skulk about.

How do you wish to proceed?

> Careful, Time consuming, but minimal risk for encounters
> Normal, no time gain, no time loss but some risk for encounters
> Brash, small time loss but great chance for encounters
> Rush, quickest travel, but guarantee chance for encounters
Hunters, Rogues and Druids(in some terrain) get special travel bonuses.

Then Roll d20 after you made your pick
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 08, 2017, 02:51:23 PM
*Kronnor just casually walks toward his destination.*
>Normal
D20 roll -> 7
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 08, 2017, 03:02:33 PM
As you walk though the jungle of Strangelthorn, you hear someone else walking. They are coming closer and closer.

"Ji'oliga! Zakana!"

Two Jungle trolls are running at you from behind. Both are dual wielding axes

Round 1
Troll 1 HP: 2/2
Troll 2 HP: 2/2

Kronnor HP: 5/5

Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 08, 2017, 03:43:50 PM
*Kronnor turns around grinning as the trolls are charging towards him. He readies his weapon and cleaves towards them as they get close.*
Attack roll -> 15 (12+3 wep bonus), also using [Cleave] ability
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 08, 2017, 04:00:27 PM
((also, I realized I did not tell you this, when a ability is "Free use" (like Blood Fury) it means you can use it alongside other abilities, drinking potions are not free use, but can be made free use status with items or traits))

The Two Trolls runs toward Kronnor to attack when Kronnor masterfully swing his Axe, hitting both of them, both staggers but stands up again.
Both Trolls starts the furry of Assault

Attack Rolls -> 16, 15
Attack Rolls -> 9, 4

One of the trolls hit Kronnor's armor directly, the other simply skim off it.

Round 2
Troll 1 HP: 0.5/2
Troll 2 HP: 0.5/2

Kronnor HP: 4/5

Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 08, 2017, 11:17:52 PM
*Kronnor laughs as the trolls barely do any damage and swings his axe towards the one that managed to hit him.*
Attack roll -> 16 (13+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 09, 2017, 12:07:50 AM
One of the Troll collapse, cause of death: Axe to the head.
The other troll continues his attack

Attack roll -> 17, 19

The death of his companion clearly motivated him, and this time his attack make contact this time.

Round 3
Troll 1: Dead
Troll 2: 0.5/2

Kronnor HP: 3/5
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 09, 2017, 12:20:49 AM
*Kronnor roars in rage as he gets hit and takes a step back. He stares the troll right into the eyes before charging forward with a quick slash with his axe.*
Attack roll -> 9 (6+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 09, 2017, 12:37:25 AM
The agile Troll dodge the slash, he have hate in his eyes.

"Gurabashi Karakin! Kaz'kah!"

The Troll throws a Totem or Ward on the ground between him and his dead companion.
A light leaves the dead troll and goes in to the ward.

Round 4
Troll 2 HP: 0.5/2

Kronnor HP: 3/5
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 09, 2017, 10:27:24 AM
*Kronnor quickly realises that the troll tries to heal himself and charges forward with a massive swing of his axe.*
Attack roll -> 12 (9+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 09, 2017, 11:29:52 AM
The Troll raises his two axes but it was far to late.
The axe of Kronnor goes right from the upper part of his chest to the lower

"No... Gurabashi... Ju'zul..."

The troll collapse.
From his corpse, a small light leaves and enter the ward.
The ward just stand there.

> Investigate
> Loot
> Continue journey
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 09, 2017, 01:43:50 PM
*Kronnor decides to take up the ears of both trolls and pick up the ward, inspecting it.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 09, 2017, 02:27:59 PM
Your not familiar with Troll lore or magic but what you can tell about the ward is...

It holds a green gem, jade probably (looks the same as your amulet), it shines
It's simple material, wood, twine, bone and feathers
Troll icons on it but you have no idea what it means

Troll ears: 4

> Continue journey
> Take ward
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 09, 2017, 05:37:58 PM
*Kronnor takes the ward, it might be useful later, and continues his journey.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 09, 2017, 05:54:31 PM
You change to a more quiet and stealth like as you arrive close to the ruins, not that hard to find.

Then you see a large amount of trolls leaving, far more than you can deal with (even on days when your ego is bigger than usual)
In the ruins itself you do still see a good number of trolls.

A few stand guard, a few stand a bit away, acting like a spotter, some seem to be resting or sleeping.
Up some stairs you see someone dressed in way better armor, next to him is a Witch Doctor and... a jungle troll dressed as a sea captain? You are 99% sure that's the captain who took you to Booty Bay.
They are talking, then the Witch Doctor open up a portal, he and the captain goes though it, the well armored troll remains.

How do you want to attack?

> CHARGE!
> Take out the spotter first
> Stealth (Difficult)
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 13, 2017, 05:26:08 PM
*Kronnor takes a quick look around the camp before heading towards the spotter to take him out quickly with a quick attack using his axe.*
Attack roll -> 19 (16+3 wep bonus)

((Sorry for not responding lately, I was out at a cabin on a mountain with some friends, so no much internet around.))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 13, 2017, 05:51:25 PM
The first Spotter stand, leaning on his spear. Approaching him from his side, you quickly strike him down.
He let out a very quiet death screech, the alarm seem not to have sounded.
There is 2 Spotters remaining

Troll ears: 6

> Attack next spotter 
> CHARGE!
> Other?

((that explains some things, mountain and their internet eating abilities are freaky))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 13, 2017, 06:11:34 PM
*Kronnor quickly heads towards the second spotter and tries to strike him down silently like he did with the last one.*
Attack roll -> 19 (16+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 13, 2017, 06:15:24 PM
((damn, those 19 rolls, your like a silent shadow))

The next Spotter was at least not half-asleep, he was also not watching the direction Kronnor was coming at him. 
Just as Kronnor makes a sound, the spotter turns around just to be hit with an axe in the head.

Troll ears: 8

> Attack final spotter
> Walk in to camp
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 13, 2017, 08:24:16 PM
*Kronnor grins as he's picking off each spotter and makes his way to the last one, trying to take him off as fast as the other two.*
Attack roll -> 16 (13+3 wep bonus)

((I feel like I'm using all my luck on the spotters and I'll get destroyed at the main target))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 13, 2017, 09:02:00 PM
((You had to get 16 to not set off any alarm, so yea, much luck have been used))

The Last spotter also face a early death, he let only out a small screech, someone at the ruins camp takes note, then return to grilling his tiger flank.

Troll ears: 10

You managed to clear away all the spotters, the trolls in the ruin's are virtually blind to your moments now.
You can now easily see inside the ruins, 2 is at a fire at the north end, they also have some tiger pet, 2 at the south end and 1 at the western part of the ruins, also the well armored troll on a platform in the center.

> Attack? (what part?)
> Attempt trap-making (difficult)
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 14, 2017, 01:24:02 PM
*Kronnor decides to take a moment and look around carefully at the ruins, to know better his surroundings.* -> does nothing this turn to know more about each corner of the ruins
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 14, 2017, 03:13:51 PM
The two trolls at the North of the camp seem to be eating, the tiger pet is sleeping.
The north part is the most intact one, if your careful, you might be able to sneak up close without alerting them.

At the west, there is a half-sleeping troll and... there is a trapped raptor, attached to a tree. Occasionally, it seems to try get loose but it's binding are far to strong.
It's heavy in vegetation there, lot's of tree and the ruins are mostly overgrown.

At the south there is 2 trolls, one is asleep and the other seem to be working at something tiny.
The south ruins have 1 intact building, you have no idea what's inside it.

The east section have no troll near it, it also have an 'somewhat' intact building.
At the opening to the building you see rope. Maybe supplies inside?

The center have stairs leading up to a small elevated platform, snake statues around, maybe some temple structure?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 14, 2017, 08:04:52 PM
*Kronnor decides to sneak carefully to the west side, in an attempt to let the raptor loose and cause a distraction.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 14, 2017, 09:18:13 PM
While sneaking up to the raptor is easy, plenty of trees and vegetation to hide behind and the Troll is half-asleep. The problem is how to free the Raptor without it trying to bite you or awake the troll.

Roll d20, at 10 or higher, success, 8-9, minor success.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 15, 2017, 01:58:15 PM
*Kronnor decides to use his throwing dagger to cut the rope from the distance with a well placed throw, avoiding getting bitten by the raptor.*
D20 roll -> 13
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 15, 2017, 02:15:12 PM
((your out of throwing daggers now, right?))

The raptor quickly notice it no longer being constrained to the tree. It quickly runs over to the half-sleeping troll who awakes by the raptor screech.

"Weh! Zaka!" The Troll yells out as the raptor jumps him. Ouch, that got to hurt.
The Trolls at the North part of the ruins runs over, the leader troll starts yelling and pointing at the troll being mauled by the Raptor.

They put the raptor down, but the poor troll is dead.
The leader trolls seems to be yelling at them again, the Trolls goes over to investigate the west part, you must leave now or else be spotted.

> Attack
> Leave
> Hide (difficult)
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 15, 2017, 06:32:12 PM
*Kronnor quickly moves from the West side during the raptor attack, trying to get unnoticed as close as he can to the troll leader.*

((Yeah, out of throwing daggers.))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 15, 2017, 10:07:39 PM
Quickly sneaking out, you might be able to reach the Troll Leader though the North part. While they won't spot you thanks to the heavy ruins, the sleeping tiger might wake up.

Roll d20
roll ? - Success
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 16, 2017, 12:39:26 PM
*Kronnor goes through the North part, heading for the leader, trying to carefully pass around the sleeping tiger.*

D20 roll -> 6

((I should've just charged in and cleave everyone down xD ))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 16, 2017, 02:00:02 PM
((you did not critically fail at least, that would have made you step on the tiger's tail : D))

While sneaking, you try your best to stay clear of the tiger, your metal armor making some small clinks, suddenly, the tiger starts to move!
Holding your breath, the tiger resumes it's nap.

You breathe out and step right on the trolls lunch.
Squish
The tiger looks up, and notice you.

Round 1
Tiger HP: 1.5/1.5
Kronnor HP: 3/5

Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 16, 2017, 03:21:58 PM
*Kronnor quickly looks at the tiger and rushes in for a fast kill before anyone notices.*
Attack roll -> 14 (11+3 wep bonus)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 16, 2017, 03:50:08 PM
You cut the poor tiger down, but that was far to much noise, if only you were someone who excelled at stealth, this could have gone a lot better. Both the stealth and killing of someone stealthily.

The Troll leader is standing on his platform, looking right at you.

"Zaka Gurabashi!"

The two trolls searching at the west section start running toward you. The still awake troll at the south also start running.

> Wait for them to come
> Charge
> Run
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 16, 2017, 08:39:02 PM
*Kronnor does not wait and chargest forward towards the troll leader, his axe ready in hand as he lets his rage to take over (Uses [Blood Fury]). He leaps towards him and sends his axe in a wide arc, aiming for the troll warlord.*

Attack roll -> 23 (20+3 wep bonus)

((I think I broke https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm with getting these rolls... Or I'll just die when I fight a midget murloc))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 16, 2017, 08:50:53 PM
The Troll Warlord arm himself but the cheer force of your impact sends him flying off his platform, breaking the wooden railing as he is flown though it.

((-1.5 damage from weapon
-1 damage from Critical hit 
-0.5 damage from Blood Fury
Ya just one shotted the mini boss.))

The Troll Warlord lies at the center of the ruins, blood seeping from his body.
The 3 Trolls rushing towards you slow down a bit, they are... unsure.

> Attack
> Wait
> Other?

((This still count as the same battle session))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 16, 2017, 10:12:22 PM
*Kronnor slowly turns around, looking at the other trolls, rage ignited in his eyes. He lets out a roar towards them before talking with a loud growled voice.*
"Who wants to be next to lose their life? You can leave here alive, all I ask for is to leave here your ears. I know trolls can grow back body parts, so your ears are a small price to pay for your pathetic lives."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 16, 2017, 10:20:28 PM
Roll d20

Warrior Skill! Intimidate!
Being a hulk of muscles, metal and weapon gives you advantage to intimidate your opponents.
+2 to Intimidate

((Roll d20+2))
10+ success

((Turns out killing their boss in a single strike greatly lowers the skill check))

Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 17, 2017, 08:18:05 PM
D20 roll -> 17 (15+2)
*Kronnor pauses as he looks at the trolls before letting out another loud roar.*

((I should start posting screenshots of my rolls... Luck is following me lately.. Much like in-game during our events. Jorrick hated my rolls during the cross-guild events :D))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 17, 2017, 08:31:48 PM
The troll looks at each other, then one of them pull out a dagger.
"Dis gonna hurt mon, ya be cruel orc."

Uhg, those trolls sure can scream, they pick up their stuff, food, or at least what's left of it, leaving their ears before starting to drag their leader away.

You do remember you need some prof of killing that Ju'zil warlord guy

> ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 17, 2017, 09:23:11 PM
*Kronnor looks around the platform, trying to find something belonging to the troll warlord.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 17, 2017, 09:37:59 PM
You don't find anything, this seems only to be a small temporally outpost. Just campfires, some really basic huts and other supplies scattered around.

The trolls continue to drag their leader away, one of them seems to be complaining about him weighing too much.
One of the trolls picked up the leaders sword, he seems to like it's shiny effect.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 17, 2017, 10:33:47 PM
*Kronnor decides to rush to the trolls dragging the troll warlord.*
"You, troll! I'll make you a deal. Give me the troll warlord's body and you tell the others I made you their new warlord."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 18, 2017, 12:26:34 AM
The troll seems confused and blinks for a few seconds.

"What makes ya think da Lords of Zul'Garub cares what one orc says?
We need to bring back Ju'Zil, Head-priest says he got good mojo."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 18, 2017, 07:30:28 PM
*Kronnor looks at the troll with a straight serious face.*
"If they still want to live they will listen to what one orc says. I am the killer of giants, rider of magnaron, master of beasts. I am your greatest nightmare. I can be the beginning of your end, the shadow that will blot out the sun, the bell that will toll your doom. So, you'll either leave me the body of your warlord or something that will prove his death."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 18, 2017, 08:04:10 PM
((you have already succeeded the intimidation roll, so no need to roll again))

The trolls drop the warlord's body and bolts it. One of them even drop their lunch.

Before you sits the body of Ju'Zil 
He got some Troll armors, some trinkets you assume are Voodoo trinkets, a bottle of Mojo and a amulet with a Green stone.
While you can carry him back, it will be impossible to go fast or stealthily with all of him.

With the Trolls ears you gathered, your up to 20 ears. + The Warlords ears.

> ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 18, 2017, 11:01:29 PM
*Kronnor takes the amulet, knowing already what it does as he has one too from the pirate captain. Also, he takes the trinkets, the bottle of Mojo and decapitates the troll warlord. Seeing he already has 20 troll ears he decides to not cut the warlord's too. After that Kronnor hangs the body upside down at the entrance of the ruins, so he adds a bit of fear factor to his reputation, most likely the story will travel fast amongst the jungle trolls. Then he decides to go back to Booty Bay for his rewards.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 18, 2017, 11:09:51 PM
Looking at the amulet, is sure looks similar to yours, but it's somewhat different. The green jade inside it is in another shape for example, but the same troll icons.

Journey back to booty bay you choose to travel...
> Careful, Time consuming, but minimal risk for encounters
> Normal, no time gain, no time loss but some risk for encounters
> Brash, small time loss but great chance for encounters
> Rush, quickest travel, but guarantee chance for encounters

+ roll d20
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 19, 2017, 06:05:31 PM
*With so much loot around Kronnor decides to walk carefully towards Booty Bay.*
D20 roll -> 6
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 19, 2017, 06:45:15 PM
Taking your time to reach Booty Bay, you arrive in the evening but safe, that raptor might have smelled you but he stayed away.

It's rather late and your hungry.

> Food?
> Logging?
> Seek out Guard Chief Gobelwrench
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 19, 2017, 08:49:24 PM
*Kronnor decides to go straight to the Guard Chief for the rewards before getting some food.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 19, 2017, 09:45:06 PM
Arriving at the guard house, you see two guards, seems night crew is on the job, very few guards all over Booty Bay. The guard house only got 2 lights in it.

"What ya looking at pal? It's late, come back tomorrow."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 19, 2017, 10:53:22 PM
*Kronnor snorts and decide to go back to the inn where he got the food on the first day arriving in port.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 19, 2017, 11:35:39 PM
((who knew high-ranking officers like their beauty sleep?))

Once again you find yourself in The Fresh Catch Inn.

> Food? 
> Fish /2 Silver
> Pork /2 Silver
> Murlock Stew /3 Silver
> Bread /50 copper

> Ale /1 Silver
> Rum /50 Copper
> Ironforge Ale /2 Silver
> Water /10 Copper

> Room?
> 10 Silver or 25 Silver

> Talk to Innkeeper
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 20, 2017, 03:18:27 PM
*Kronnor orders a mug of ale, some pork and a piece of bread before renting a room and going to sleep after he made sure all the loot he got is well secured.*

Order total: 28 Silver 50 Copper
New Balance: 10 Gold 75 Silver
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 20, 2017, 05:00:48 PM
After having your meal and head up toward your room, you do notice a lot of cutthroats and pirates seemingly eye your sack of goods.
The Innkeeper however just slaps you on the knee (Goblins are short after all) and tells you they do that to everyone.

____

You sleep well, paying that extra coin for a nice room was apparently worth it.

___

((and now for the tricky part, calculating your xp...))

2 Troll patrol(10 xp), 3 troll sentries(5 xp), Mini-Boss(10 xp), Successful intimidation(5 xp).

30/35 xp

_____

> Breakfast? 
> Seek out Guard Chief?
> Other?

Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 20, 2017, 05:52:47 PM
*Kronnor decides to go straight to the Chief Guard and not postpone anymore.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 20, 2017, 06:21:37 PM
As you arrive at the Guard house, the guards nods you to enter. 
Inside there was a tiny line of 2 Goblins and a Troll.

Waiting for a moment some of the guards starts to smell your... trophy.
After a while, it's your turn.

you enter a standard looking goblin office, it's filled to the brim with pointless things.
And you are differently sure that is a bomb.

"Alright, what ya want Orc?"
Guard Chief Gobelwrench is a bit overweight and does not even look in your direction as you enter.
The chair is also way to small for you to use.

> ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 20, 2017, 07:41:50 PM
*Kronnor snorts as he looks at the goblin. Without a moment of waiting he throws the warlord's head and the troll ears on the goblin's desk.*
"The rewards for the bounties, that's what I want."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 20, 2017, 07:53:47 PM
As the Troll head slams on the desk, Gobelwrench jumps in his chair.
"WHAT YA THE WHAT?"
After a few moment to collect himself, he takes a pen and starts poking the head, looking over details, like scars and tattoos.

"Aye, that be Ju'Zil  alright. See that scar over his cheek? I did that. Don't know why he refuse to heal it.
Buuuuuut bounty, yes, yes, bounty.
And those troll ears"

He is somewhat disgusted by them and the smell. But he takes his time to count them.
"18...19...20, yes, yes. That be, 3 Gold for Ju'Zil, 2 Gold for the Ears and then a bonus of 3 free meals at the Inn, yes, yes."

On his second try, he manage to get out of his chair and he walks over to a vault, opens it and picks out 5 coins and a note. He writes something down on the note and then hands all the things over.
Unfortunately, you can't read Goblin, but there is some Common text there too, something free food, something thrice, you think.

"Now, when that business is done, I must ask you to leave, I need to have an unfortunate guard clean my desk. Yes, yes."

> Leave?
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 20, 2017, 09:36:13 PM
*Kronnor takes the coins and adds them to his pouch, along with the note. He grins as he points towards the troll head before leaving.*
"You might think a scar is impressive, but that scar didn't kill him. I did. Now, excuse me, I'll go find some work to do. Hopefully something more challenging than killing a couple trolls."

New balance: 15 Gold 75 Silver + 3 meals coupon
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 20, 2017, 09:39:47 PM
You can just smell the Ocean Breeze here... wait, no, that's the jungle mixed with oil, gunpowder and fish.
ahhh, Booty Bay.

> Bounty Poster
> Identify Amulet
> Vendor
> Travel
> Speak to inhabitants
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 21, 2017, 06:09:56 PM
*Kronnor decides to go identify the amulet, just to be sure.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 21, 2017, 09:39:33 PM
You once again find yourself in the halls of the Great Mr. Sparkwagle!
He will identify any item for 15 Silver and sell you potions.

> Lesser health Potions /5 Silver (Heal 1)
> Moderate health Potions /15 Silver (heal 2)
> Rage potions /5 Silver (+10 on next 2 attack)
> Strength Potions /5 Silver (+1 damage on next 2 attack)

He also notice you carry some trinkets, and that bottle of Mojo, while he can identify the Mojo for normal charge, he offers to buy the trinkets and Mojo for 5 Silver per item.
(4 trinkets, 1 Mojo bottle)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 21, 2017, 10:53:11 PM
*Kronnor looks at the goblin and thinks for a moment.*
"I'll just have this amulet and mojo bottle identified. And I would like to know why you want to buy the trinkets?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 21, 2017, 11:19:57 PM
"That's Gurubashi trinkets, I can reduce their components to magical regents.
I have no idea how to Work Troll Stuff, but I can still use them as components."

Then Mr. Sparkwagle snaps his fingers and get ready to identify your stuff.

He begins with the Amulet.
"Yes, It's much like the amulet you brought in before.
Expect... It's got this thing with it, it's suppose to connect to something else.

While you can use it like the former amulet you brought me, just saying "Karakin" to restore yourself, it can also act as a power source for something.
I think it's related to that previous amulet you brought me. Try combining them, maybe the whole is greater than the sum of it's part, as they say."

Ju'zil's Amulet
Fully heal yourself after saying "Karakin", Combine with Unknown Amulet for ???

Mr. Sparkwagle returns your amulet and takes up the Mojo bottle. 
"Yes, let's see... It's the Mojo of... The Tiger, but not any Tiger! It's seems to be the Mojo of a great tiger indeed, probably one of the strongest the Jungle have produced in decades! Oh, just wonder how great regent that tiger would have become, no wonder those Trolls killed it and used it.

Consume it, and get the Speed and Strength of that Tiger."

Mojo of Great Tiger
Consume to get An extra attack and +0.5 damage on next turn.
6/6 charges.

"And that be 30 Silver orc boy, now, you wanna sell me those trinkets or not? If I can't use them, I bet you can't do it as well, Unless you find some Voodoo master willing to share his secrets that is."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 22, 2017, 11:17:00 AM
*Kronnor pays the silver to the troll. He grins as he prepares to leave.*
"Well, we're in Stranglethorn, I doubt I won't find a voodoo master. If I don't, well, I know where to find you."

New Balance: 15 Gold 45 Silver + 3 meals coupon
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 22, 2017, 12:18:22 PM
((In order to make the whole eating 3 meals of food a day quicker, shall we just automatic it?
You ether Hunt or Pay X amount of Silver for a meal(let's say 5-10-15 for low/mid/high quality (or use something else).))

you scratch your belly as you remember you did not have any breakfast yet.

> Food
> Bounty Poster
> Talk to People
> Try find Voodoo Master
> Vendor
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Azolg on July 22, 2017, 02:12:15 PM
I MADE YOU A DND CHANNEL ON DISCORD WHY ARENT YOU USING IT D:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 22, 2017, 02:42:17 PM
Because this is Orcs and Gnomes, duh
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 22, 2017, 06:41:28 PM
((Maka, we're using this thread for this little DnD fun because we're like the only thing still keeping this alive. If we stop posting here I doubt anyone else will.))

*Kronnor decides to use one of his free meals coupon at the inn then head out to find a voodoo master.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 22, 2017, 07:17:06 PM
Time to seek out a Voodoo Master after eating a nice meal.
...hu, it's mostly Goblins in this town, almost like it's a Goblin to- oh.

After searching up and down, it's clear you won't find one in Booty Bay, if there was any here, they all left.

You do know the Horde got 2 bases in Strangelthorn, Grom'gol and Bambala, finding Trolls is one is very good chance.

> Travel
> Stay in Booty Bay
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 22, 2017, 08:40:15 PM
*Kronnor packs his bags and heads out towards Bambala to try and find there a voodoo master.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 22, 2017, 09:27:00 PM
As you set out outside of Booty Bay, the Jungle is waking up in the morning.
You got a long journey before you, though all of Southern Strangelthorn Jungle up to the middle of it.

> Careful, Time consuming, but minimal risk for encounters (Will arrive in evening)
> Normal, no time gain, no time loss but some risk for encounters (Will arrive in Afternoon)
> Brash, small time loss but great chance for encounters (Will arrive at Noon)
> Rush, quickest travel, but guarantee chance for encounters (Will arrive shortly before Noon)

Roll d20
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 23, 2017, 12:17:59 PM
*Kronnor makes his way casually, since he is not in a hurry.*
>Careful
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 23, 2017, 01:07:39 PM
((Roll d20, in fact, roll 2 d20

oooohhhh, spooky secret roll.
First Roll is the Travel roll, the other is the secret roll.))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 23, 2017, 05:26:32 PM
2 x D20 rolls -> 7 and 17

((Oh god, secret roll. Hope it's a brand new sports car))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 23, 2017, 05:37:44 PM
While you wander the jungle, staying on the road to avoid any animals, you feel... watched.
At first, you brushed it off, then, by instinct, you quickly turned around. Some bushes were disturbed.
There is someone watching, following you.

You don't know who or what, but they are good.
Maybe you scared it off, but you don't find them or hear from it again.

_____

You arrive in Bambala, it's the evening, your hungry and there are trolls everywhere.

> Lodging
> Food
> Seek Voodoo Master
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 23, 2017, 05:56:05 PM
*Kronnor decides to grab some food before seeking the Voodoo master.*

((do the meal coupons work here too, or only in Booty Bay?))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 23, 2017, 08:19:56 PM
((A goblin gave you it, so yea, it only works in Booty Bay 
A horde free meal ticket will work in all Horde town/camps/cities))

You ask around some trolls but most of them seems to tell you that almost all Voodoo masters have simply left.
You only seem to find a adept Voodoo caster, not the best but probably what you need.

You walk in to his hut, he seems busy making... voodoo stuff, your not quite sure what those guys do.

"Yes mon? I am very busy here dis here Mojo won't boil it self."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 23, 2017, 09:49:55 PM
"How good are you at identifying Gurubashi trinkets?"
*Kronnor takes the trinkets, showing them to the troll.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 23, 2017, 10:11:52 PM
"Ah, Gurubashi Idols, where ya get these?"

The Troll takes them up, one by one and looks them over.

"I need to practice dis Voodoo, so I do it for free, if you sign dis here head so I can prove for ma mastas."

The Troll hands over a shrunken human head with a... 'pen' stuck in the eye.
Trolls sure are weird.

"These all Idols works togetha, alone they are useless. They summon da Spirit of a Great Tiger! 
One need a small offering however to appease da tiger spirit. 
Some Fish or other meat should do just fine, just call it's name, "Ka'Karakin"
...wait... I need to contact ma masta."

The Troll hands back the trinkets and quickly go over the big boiling pot and starts doing something, you have no idea what, probably some Voodoo magic.

> Stay
> Leave
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 24, 2017, 07:01:49 PM
*Kronnor folds his arms across his chest as he decides to stay and see what happens.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 24, 2017, 07:20:20 PM
The Voodoo Adept throws in various ingredients in to the boiling pot and then he speaks an incantation.
Suddenly, purple smoke flows out and an image of a Voodoo master appears.

"What is it Ku'zu? We are busy now."

"Masta' I just identified some Gurubashi voodoo idools an-"

"Impressive mon, but ya got more work to do."

"No Masta', da trinkets summons a spirit tiger named Ka'Karakin."

"...."
The Voodoo master got real quiet there.

"ya shan't speak of dis to anyone... Who is dat!?"
The Voodoo master is pointing at you.

"Eh... dat be the one with da idols masta."

"Where ya get dis here Gurabashi idols mon?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 24, 2017, 07:49:11 PM
"Does it really make any difference? But fine, I got them after I killed the warlord Ju'Zil all by myself."
*Keeps his arms folded across his chest as he looks at the voodoo master.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 24, 2017, 07:58:45 PM
"Ah, Ju'zil is dead, dat good news mon. 
All we could need now is to find whoeva killed dem pirates dat was to stop the deli-"

The smoke fades away from the hut

"ah, dis here be why I am still only a adept. 
But I think dis here be all mon, I got work and training to do."

> Leave
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 24, 2017, 09:02:38 PM
*Kronnor raises the eyebrow to the troll.*
"What did he want to say at the end? Pirates that were supposed to stop what?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 24, 2017, 09:27:39 PM
"If ya knew dat, I would not be a adept."
The Troll said while measuring some liquid in bottles.

"All I know is dat all Voodoo master left, don't know where, dey not tell me, to young det say."
One of the bottles explodes.

"Rats!"

The hut started to smell.

((Roll d20))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 24, 2017, 10:11:12 PM
D20 roll -> 19

((My luck is back \o/ ))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 24, 2017, 11:10:37 PM
The smell grew worse and worse, spirits, it's like he mixed kodos rotting in the sun and murlock dung together and now it became smokey too.

"Oh no mon, dis was not" Cough "planed."
The troll went out, and just as the troll left the hut, you heard a tiny cough, it was decently a woman.

You have not seen anyone else but you and the troll in the hut.

Then a sound of something rustling, you look up and see a foot leaving the hut though the roof.

> ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 25, 2017, 02:59:06 PM
*Kronnor quickly rushes out to try and follow the one that left the hutt.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 25, 2017, 03:09:19 PM
You run out, almost pushing the Troll down as you get out, looking around, you see nothing, you make a quick run around the hut and spot a shadowy figure running away.

Roll d20, 12+ and you keep same pace, 16+ you start to catch up.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 25, 2017, 04:57:20 PM
D20 roll -> 9
*Kronnor tries to catch the shadowy figure.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 25, 2017, 05:06:32 PM
However she is, she is quick! She dodges behind some huts as you force yourself though troll crowds to get to her.
But it's almost to many trolls, by the time you turn around a hut you saw her run behind you see nothing.
You even look inside the hut, and get hit by a female troll wielding a fish.

It seems you lost her. Damn, she is good at running and hiding.

______

It's evening in Bambala
And your hungry

> Inn
> Hunt
> Vendor
> Return to Voodoo Adept
> Search for Clue on mysterious woman
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 25, 2017, 06:03:30 PM
*Kronnor shakes his head as he loses trace of the mysterious woman and decides to go hunt for food and take his mind off what just happened.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 25, 2017, 06:38:35 PM
Any orc worth his metal knows base hunting at least. (+3 hunting)
Any adventurer worth his gold also knows base hunting (+1 hunting)
((I try to portrait Orcs as very capable survivalist))

Question is only... what and how should you hunt?

> Basilisk
> Crabs (+1 to roll)
> Gorillas
> Monkeys (-1 to roll without ranged weapon)
> Raptor
> Tigers
> Panther
> Gather (Fruit, nuts and roots) (+5 to roll)
> Fishing (+3 to roll) No fishing rod

_____

> Stealth-assault
> Trap (-1 to roll)

Roll d20 to see success.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 25, 2017, 08:50:05 PM
*Kronnor starts looking for tracks in the jungle and decides to hunt a raptor, using stealth for a fast assault.*
D20 roll -> 17
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 25, 2017, 09:14:42 PM
You wander though the Jungle, then stop and listen.
A raptors screech!
You proceed, hiding among the underbrush as you arrive, It's 2 raptors, arguing over territory.

You wait until one of them have won the fight, waiting patiently in the bush.
The raptor however seem to have picked up your smell, wanders close to the bush, you wait, wait.... GO!

With a quick cut with your axe you manage to cut it's throat. It falls down and dies within the minute.
Your no fool, you drag the raptor corps back to Bambala for a proper butchering. Don't want other animals interrupting you now.

_____

A troll hunter gives you a thumbs up as you walk in with your catch and points you towards a butcher and tanning stand. The trolls are very pro hunting like usual and friendly.

When you are done you got yourself a meal's worth of meat and some Raptor Meat(5) over, how to treat it however for storage? ((Treated food last forever))

> Sell raw (gain 2 silver /unit)
> Smoke (cost 1 silver /unit)
> Salt (cost 2 Silver /unit)
> Cook it all and sell (gain 3 Silver /unit)
> Other?

You seem to also have 2 raptor talons and 4 raptor feathers.

> Sell (10 Silver)
> Make trophy (+1 Pride)
> Other?

((Also, your professions? If your a skinner you can get some raptor hide too))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 25, 2017, 09:35:16 PM
*Kronnor decides to smoke the meat and salt it afterwards for proper preservation. While the meat is prepared and taken care off he starts making a trophy out of the raptor's talons and feathers*

Total: 15 Silver
New Balance: 15 Gold 30 Silver + 3 Booty Bay meal coupons

((Also, Kronnor's professions are skinning and leatherworking, like a proper hunter))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 25, 2017, 10:01:59 PM
((wait.... your a warrior or a hunter? Or you mean "hunter" in general?))

Returning to the Raptor... It have nice hide, after skinning it and tanning it you have some hide.

Raptor hide 1
> Sell 10 Silver
> Keep for later use (you can't really do anything with just 1 hide)

____

It's starting to get really late now. Most troll have retreated to the various huts, but there is a bigger one that works as a inn for travelers.

Some other Orcs are in there too, wearing official grunt armor. They seem to be having a bit of a party with drinks.

_____

> Inn
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 26, 2017, 03:23:04 PM
((I mean hunter as in "all orcs know how to hunt, so they can all be called hunters. Class-wise I'm a warrior in this RP. Tbh even in WoW I rp Kronnor more like a warrior, even if in-game he is a hunter))

*Kronnor decides to keep the hide and check in at the inn for rest.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 26, 2017, 03:32:41 PM
you enter the Inn, these Troll inns have no walls, so you hope the jungle won't make so much noise.

Downstairs, the 3 orcs sit and drink, laughter and tell tall tales.
You walk up to the Innkeeper, he offers a hammock for 5 silver. Then wonder if you want something to drink, they only got "jungle booze". (1 silver)
You heard it's made primary from bananas, oranges and some leafs. Also, it's green.

> ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 27, 2017, 03:16:16 PM
*Kronnor looks at the drink for a moment, but in the end he just pays for the hammock, going to sleep without drinking.*

New Balance: 15 Gold 25 Silver + 3 Booty Bay meal coupons
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 27, 2017, 03:39:52 PM
The other orcs do at some point also join the hammocks for rest.
....
Mosquitoes, darn, the trolls seems to have some trinkets and voodoo stuff up to keep them away, but it's not enough, fortunately, you fall asleep in the end.

____

You awake in the morning, the other orcs are gone. You walk downstairs to the Inn, the Troll ask you if you want breakfast, he got some banana bread, fish and water. (3 Silver)

> Buy breakfast (3 s)
> Eat ration (5)
> Leave
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 28, 2017, 03:20:19 PM
*Kronnor thanks the troll for the offer, but decides to eat on of his rations before going back to the Voodoo master trying to see if he managed to see what caused the explosion.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 28, 2017, 04:17:52 PM
Walking out after munching on your rations, you seek out the Voodoo Adepts hut.
Some troll guard is outside the hut speaking to him, the Troll is making big gestures with his hands and arms while pointing at various things.

"...and den da potion exploded!  be dere be someone out ta kill me!"
"Sure is mon, just half the town afta' dey smelled ya hut."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 28, 2017, 08:47:54 PM
*Kronnor waits until the troll finishes talking with the guards, then goes to him.*
"And why would someone try to kill you?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 28, 2017, 10:39:29 PM
The Voodoo adept points at Kronnor

"You! It's you who brought dis misfortune on poor Za'jil. Dat accursed amulet ya wear and swagger around.
Da name of Karakin is not one of blessings."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 28, 2017, 11:52:22 PM
"Or maybe you just crossed someone and now that person wants you dead."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 29, 2017, 12:09:02 AM
"Ma masta went away when he heard of Karakin, and now ya bring dat name and idols of Karakin to my hut, stay away from da voodoo mon."

The Voodoo adept goes in to his hut.

> Follow
> Vendor
> Speak to guards
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 29, 2017, 01:42:39 PM
*Kronnor looks around for troll guards, maybe they can tell more about this Karakin.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 29, 2017, 03:00:14 PM
The first 3 guards you ask simply scratch their heads and shrugs.
The fourth however says he heard something from a priest about that, something about a loa? He himself does not know anything more than that.

> Seek out priest
> other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 29, 2017, 10:03:48 PM
*Kronnor tries to find the priest, as he's now more intrigued about all this Karakin stuff.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 29, 2017, 10:33:24 PM
After asking the fourth guard, he points you to a small Loa shrine outside the town.
It's a shrine for Shango, Loa of Storms.

There you find a priest some other trolls dropping off offerings.

"What ya want mon? ya orcs neva do anyting with da Loa."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 30, 2017, 10:57:01 AM
"I found these two amulets, from what someone told me the word to activate them is Karakin. And a troll told me Karakin is a Loa."
*Kronnor shows the amulets to the priest.*

((The amulets aren't combined yet, right? Cause I need someone to do that for me?))
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 30, 2017, 12:56:11 PM
((correct, the amulet is still "2", you can try to do it yourself.))

"Karakin is not a good name for anyone to utter mon.
He be a bad Loa, eternal tiger hunter he be, hunting everyone and everyting.

He ate another Loa, da spider Taril, stole it's healing powa. Serving Karakin is not a good thing mon, ya better leave it well enough alone orc."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 31, 2017, 07:26:37 PM
"I'm not serving anyone. I just want to know more about it. In case I face more of his followers."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on July 31, 2017, 08:38:34 PM
"I hav not heard of anyone serving Karakin in my life mon. 
But if ya really want to know, promise me ya won't accept him as ya protector.

Karakin is a wild Loa, he stalks da jungle for prey, other Loa.
First he consumed Taril, feasted on his powa. But it was not enough for him, so he hunted greater Loa's.
He faced Hakkar, The Soulflayer. Hakkar bound him first in blood, forcing him to da mortal realm, then he made him rock and shattered him.

Some say Karakin's spirit still haunt da jungles, longing for a body.
But da place where he be shattered lies under da sea mon, it was before da great Troll war. No one knows where he be resting. Good riddance mon.

Anyting else ya want to hear mon?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 01, 2017, 01:32:29 PM
"Hmm, it is an interesting legend. Maybe knowing more would help me against the trolls that serve him. Like the ones of warlord Ju'zil."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 01, 2017, 02:25:55 PM
"Ju'zil serve Karakin? 
Maybe dat why all dem Voodoo Masters left."

The troll scratch his chin.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 01, 2017, 08:17:36 PM
"Ju'zil served Karakin. I killed him not long ago. So, why would that make the Voodoo Masters leave?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 01, 2017, 08:33:06 PM
"Da voodoo masters and Shadowhunters have deals made with da Loa, if Karakin is coming back, da other Loa would want him stopped. 
I be guessing they be off stopping Karakin's return.

Before ya ask orc, I don't know where they left, nor what they plan to do."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 01, 2017, 08:47:08 PM
"Hmm, but you might know anyone strong enough to combine two magical amulets?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 01, 2017, 09:14:48 PM
"Can't a jewlcrafta do dat? 
Or some mage?"

The Troll priest looks at the two amulets

"Or ya could just put dat piece in to dat piece. Ya just need to wiggle it a bit."

In your opinion, with the priests help, you got a good chance at assembling the amulet.

> Try assemble the amulets (Roll d20)
> Try find jewelcrafter 
> Try find mage
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 02, 2017, 05:50:55 PM
*Kronnor looks at the two amulets and tries to combine them, moving them a bit trying to find the perfect position.*
D20 roll -> 20
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 02, 2017, 06:36:03 PM
You fiddle around a bit, the Troll pointing at some parts of the amulet.

"Now ya spin it a bit, no not like dat, like dat... Now punch mon"

After a click, the amulet's lock in to position. You even see how you are suppose to separate them too. 
((Thanks to Critical Success, you can now separate and join the amulets whenever you want))

Your not sure exactly what the Amulet does now as combined, but you are sure it's activated by saying "Karakin"


Roll D20
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 02, 2017, 08:28:34 PM
D20 Roll -> 12
*Kronnor looks carefully at the amulet after he finishes putting them together.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 03, 2017, 12:41:05 AM
A arrow flies out of the nearby jungle and hit you straight in the shoulder. 
The troll priest freaks out and hides.

While a arrow to the shoulder is painful and would slow you down, you clearly feel it something more than that, your strength weakens, you fall down to your knees almost right away. 
It must be poisoned.

> Use amulet?
> Ask priest?
> Potion?
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 03, 2017, 07:58:16 AM
*Kronnor takes a deep breath and looks at the amulet as he mutters the words.*
"Karakin..."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 03, 2017, 09:51:03 AM
The two Green Jade pieces of the amulet shines up. A green light envelops you and the pain from your shoulder is already gone. 
The arrow falls out and your strength returns to you.

In fact, you feel stronger than ever.

Kronnor HP: 5/5
You lost Poisoned status
Bonus on hit: 0.5 damage (last until end of battle)

A treo of Pandaren jumps out of the jungle, one is holding a bow and arrow. The other two, Fist weapons.

Round 1!

P 1: 3/3
P 2: 3/3
p 3: 4/4

Roll to attack
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 03, 2017, 02:38:43 PM
*Slowly turns towards the three pandaren, barring his fangs at them.*
"Who are you? And what do you want? I'd rather know before I end your pathetic lives."

-> uses this turn to carefully inspect the three pandaren for more info about their weapons and armor, and find out their reasons, if they respond.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 03, 2017, 03:20:26 PM
"Karakin will not return, give us the Summoning Amulet."

The one with the bow is clearly the least armed one. She appears to have some green bottle on her belt. 
The first with Fist weapon is dressed similar to those Wall-guarding monks from Pandaria.
The final one clearly have some kind of special armor on, He also have a sword attached to his hilt.

The one with the bow is aiming at you, you pretty sure if she let loose the arrow, it will probably hit you, it might be poisoned again.

> Roll to attack
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 04, 2017, 06:54:04 AM
*Holds the amulet towards the pandaren trio.*
"Not until someone explains me this whole thing. Everyone seems to avoid the subject."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 04, 2017, 12:41:49 PM
"Throw us the summoning amulet, then we talk."

The 2 melee armed pandaren starts to separate to surround you.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 04, 2017, 04:14:03 PM
"How about we talk and I'll give you the amulet afterwards. If this thing is that dangerous then I am not to trust anyone until I do not know all the details. You might be with the ones wanting to summon that damned thing."
*Keeps his eyes on the two pandaren trying to circle him.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 04, 2017, 05:06:03 PM
Roll d20 to see if you convinced them.

(not intimidation, so no bonuses)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 05, 2017, 02:14:35 PM
D20 roll -> 19
*Kronnor keeps eyeing each pandaren, showing them he's not afraid of them and he's not bluffing.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 05, 2017, 04:23:09 PM
The 'leader' Pandaren finally speaks.
"That is the summoning amulet of Karakin, with it, he can return to this realm. 
We will take it and transport it far away so the Gurubashi can't use it.

They plan to use a huge amount of Pandaren Jade as a vessel for his spirit, but they need the amulet to guide it.

Now, hand it over."

> Hand it over 
> Roll to attack
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 06, 2017, 01:35:08 PM
*Kronnor looks at the amulet, then at the pandaren. He hands it towards the pandaren.*
"Fine, but I give it to you with one condition. I will come with you to make sure the amulet does not fall on the wrong hands."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 06, 2017, 03:20:02 PM
The female pandaren speaks up
"He can't be trusted, he aided the Gurubashi delivery!" 

"Maybe he was just a hired help, there was two of them and they split up, the other one was found drunk on a ship back to the barrens." The second Pandaren replied.

"He still can't be trusted!"

"Quiet Yu-li and Kwan. 
He will come with us, and he will be questioned." 
The third Pandaren (the one with the good armor) takes the amulet from you, and motion you to the jungle. The one with the bow still have it locked on you, while the second one with melee weapon takes a less aggressive stance.

> Follow?
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 06, 2017, 09:18:44 PM
*Kronnor grins as he follows the pandaren in the jungle.*
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 06, 2017, 10:22:45 PM
You hear the Troll shout "I stay here mon." as you depart in to the jungle.

_____

You walk what feels like hours, the Pandaren even throws you a piece of meat to eat as you walk and then hand you some water pouch.

____

You arrive after passing though a tunnel, to a hidden glade. It's filled with Troll ruins, some Troll standing guard alongside Pandaren. 
What's interesting is that it's several trolls around, Sand trolls, jungle trolls, island trolls.

You arrive at some not-so-broken ruin hut. And you are guarded.
Then some Troll Witch Doctor arrive, a old one, very old.

"Dis be da one Mon?"

"Yes. He held the amulet, combined."

"Take it to Su'kula, she knows what to do with it."

The Troll walks up to you, looks at you though his wood mask.

"Now mon, we must talk, where ya got da first amulet piece?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 06, 2017, 10:55:33 PM
"Took it from a pirate captain. He had it at his neck when he attacked the ship I was hired to protect. I thought it was just some healing amulet."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 06, 2017, 11:45:08 PM
The old Troll look in to your eyes. 
It's almost like his eyes pierce your very soul.

"I believe ya mon." And then he turns around and start walking out.

"That is?" The Pandaren ask, standing there confused.

"oh ya mon, he be no my concern anymore, I got Loa to talk too."

The old troll leaves, leaving 2 guards and the 3 original pandaren who transported you here.

"Now then Orc, where did you get the second amulet piece?" The pandaren leader asked.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 07, 2017, 09:32:37 AM
"I saw a bounty poster about a troll warlord. So I went out in the jungle and killed him. He had the amulet at his neck. Again, didn't know it was more than a healing amulet, so I took it, thinking it will come in handy."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 07, 2017, 10:05:43 AM
The pandaren leaned on the wall, scratching his chin.

"Hmmm.... what to do with you now?
We can't let you run around wild, in case you are captured by the Gurubashi.
And you do seem to have just wandered in to some place way more dangerous than you intended, mercenary."

> Make suggestion?
> keep quiet like a cool orc?
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 08, 2017, 09:22:08 AM
*Kronnor folds his arms across his chest, looking at the pandaren.*
"I've been in worse places. This is nothing out of the ordinary."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 08, 2017, 10:40:28 AM
"oh really?"

The pandaren turned to look out of the window.

"How about this, we have found a ruin that we believe contain the final summoning amulet piece. If you help us get it, we will give you our trust."

> ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 09, 2017, 10:18:11 AM
*Kronnor grins as he hears this and looks at the pandaren.*
"So, why are we still here then?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 09, 2017, 10:33:53 AM
The pandaren chuckles to himself.
"Eager you are."

____

You are then lead to a cave in the hidden valley, it's entrance is decorated with tiger statues.

"In there you will find the amulet, a witch doctor and a monk will go with you down there.
Last time we went down there, plenty of tiger spirit spawned at the entrance, the other guards will keep them busy."

2 Temporally party members!
Ju'ziga
Troll Witch Doctor.
Healing, Crowd Control, Damage

Kulia
Panderen Brewmaster Monk
Damage, Tanking (also provides liquor)

___

You stand before the entrance, want to talk over with your new party members first? Strategy? Short word before going to your doom maybe?

> ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 10, 2017, 09:58:39 AM
*Kronnor looks at the two that will join him in the cave, inspecting them.*
"So, anything you want to say about yourselves that might prove useful later? Before we get this done."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 10, 2017, 02:21:33 PM
Ju'ziga is first to speak up
"I be taking care of ya' mon, trust da me."

He is dressed like many Witch Doctors are, wooden helmet, but at least he got some small armor on him instead of just robes.
He carries a great deal of trinkets, bottles and a staff.

Kulia looked half-drunk.
"I be... going with you, don't worry about me, it will take a great deal to crack my skull."

The monk got a huge keg on his back and is armed with what you think is the biggest staff you seen.
He wears a great deal of armor, not metal, but he sure is covered.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 11, 2017, 10:27:48 AM
*Kronnor takes another quick look at both combatants and then takes a deep breath.*
"In that case, let's get this done."
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 11, 2017, 11:53:52 AM
You enter the cave entrance and find stares leading downwards in to the dark. Ju'ziga lights a light on his staff, giving you illumination.
Soon, you face a door, Ju'ziga works on it and it opens, sounds of battle can be heard shortly after opening the door from above.

Behind the door you find a room, there are 4 spirit tigers present, sleeping. But one is blocking the path to the next room.

> You can issue command to your companions
> ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on August 12, 2017, 12:33:53 PM
*Kronnor looks at the tiger spirits then at the witch-doctor, whispering to him.*
"Do you think you can do something so we can pass the spirits without waking them up?"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on August 12, 2017, 12:47:22 PM
Ju'ziga observes the spirit. and then whispers back
"I think I can, but it be a chance it be failing, then it won't be happy."

> Attempt?
> Other?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Drevan on October 27, 2017, 03:32:37 AM
So does Koz have to create a nice custom banner now?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 10, 2017, 07:12:01 PM
Hmmm, so tempted to continue the D&D adventure of Kronnor with Regorn's DMing.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on November 10, 2017, 07:40:10 PM
I am still here. 
Will be gone for a day however, I am moving so the computer need to be packed down with the rest of my stuff.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rashka on November 10, 2017, 07:40:41 PM
Oh no.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on November 10, 2017, 10:10:34 PM
This is still up? right then. *steeples fingertips*

 So Darkspear never die, but vol'jin went and urn 'ed it
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Grogok on November 10, 2017, 11:01:18 PM
No no, Darkspear never die. they just go missing in action.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on November 11, 2017, 12:05:05 AM
Speaking of Draenei... what do draenei use to power their crystals.

Elekk-tricity

*whispers*
I am back may Grom have mercy on your souls
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 11, 2017, 05:38:11 PM
And here we go again. Arkail is back with his puns...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Okiba on November 11, 2017, 07:46:06 PM
And here we go again. Arkail is back with his puns...

...Ah, you think puns are your ally. You merely adopted them. I was born amongst them-- moulded by them. I didn't see the light of jokes until I was a man, by that time it was nothing to me but boring. The puns betray you because they belong to me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on November 11, 2017, 08:28:44 PM
Wise man say. one pun in ten will always be funny.  But with Arkail no pun in.ten.ded
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 11, 2017, 09:45:39 PM
... And tomorrow I'm getting some gametime, so be ready to get pestered! All of you! Can't wait to start complaining how Argus sucks and I wish it was the new xpac already.  ;D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on November 13, 2017, 12:35:23 PM
Seems resonable.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 14, 2017, 03:21:51 PM
It seems yesterday I became Vraxxar's new favorite person to listen to.
Also, sorry for all that swearing. Intense PvP brings the worst in me.  :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Srelok on November 14, 2017, 07:06:41 PM
Too many fucks!

And I wasn't even awake for it all...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 14, 2017, 08:41:44 PM
*in an Oprah fashion*
You get a fuck! He gets a fuck! Everybody gets a fuck!

Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Srelok on November 14, 2017, 09:33:27 PM
And not a single fuck was given on this day.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 14, 2017, 10:22:15 PM
I give fucks without giving a fuck.  8)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 15, 2017, 10:39:38 PM
Soooo, how does Last post wins now after the site reboot? Does this thread count as a new one after the first comment made in this thread since it came online? If yes, 24h17m passed since I was the last one to post in this thread.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Okiba on November 15, 2017, 10:56:40 PM
GOD DAMMIT...

...suppose it does mean you won one.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 15, 2017, 11:16:22 PM
\o/ Yay me
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 17, 2017, 04:30:57 PM
Ark or Sadok must work for Blizzard 100%.

https://twitter.com/Warcraft/status/931522824329719808 (https://twitter.com/Warcraft/status/931522824329719808)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on November 18, 2017, 03:45:34 PM
I merely keep sadok's work alive till he comes back. He is the cunning' linguist i am just a well known master'de'bator
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 20, 2017, 03:45:47 AM
So, how are you all lately? I didn't have enough time for WoW these last 2-3 days. Tried out Life is Feudal MMO and had some preparation for some stuff.

So, what did I miss?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rhonya on November 20, 2017, 01:26:32 PM
You missed.. a whole lot of RP, orcs running into one another again and the first start of the journey towards Stonetalon Mountains!

(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/23331_19_11_17_10_43_51.jpeg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 20, 2017, 01:48:47 PM
Yeah, we had a team building event with the colleagues from work and my weekend was full. And now I am in the night shift so no RP this week for me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Vraxxar on November 24, 2017, 07:32:54 AM
Guess Kronnor won again. :p
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Rhonya on November 24, 2017, 03:03:40 PM
We now have discord to spam, no need anymore for this thread.  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Vraxxar on November 24, 2017, 03:41:40 PM
ALWAYS NEEDED!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 24, 2017, 05:49:41 PM
Just give me the damn belt already!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on November 24, 2017, 10:43:21 PM
But it goes so well with my outfit.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 25, 2017, 03:26:05 PM
You're just a ghost so what do you need a belt for?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Bamm on November 25, 2017, 07:18:23 PM
To hold up his ghost pants. i dont really think we need ghosts wandering about the site, with their pants around their ankles
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on November 26, 2017, 01:59:22 PM
Do you really want to see Regorn's ghost booty?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 26, 2017, 04:36:28 PM
I don't really care, as long as I get muh belt!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 29, 2017, 06:09:22 PM
I hate discord... This thread is now forgotten :(
Regorn, we need to start another D&D stuff here. Maybe something Sci-Fi?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on November 29, 2017, 09:54:20 PM
Sounds like a cool idea, maybe base a Sci-fi world on Warcraft? 
We call it... Warcraft 4 thousand.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 29, 2017, 11:01:02 PM
Hmm, let's make it something else. Other universe. How about Star Wars? During the Clone Wars, I could be a Clone Trooper or something.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on November 29, 2017, 11:14:41 PM
I have seen the Clone-wars series, so base knowledge exist in the brain parts.

Just kinda wonder how you would play a storyline of a single clone-troper, or you have 5 identical bro's going with you doing their own fighting while you fight the clearly supperior enemies.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on November 30, 2017, 01:15:36 AM
Why wouldn't I? That way I have char development, possible promotions and such.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Regorn on November 30, 2017, 07:57:51 PM
You are awaken by the alarm. At least you almost slept a full cycle, but another hour would be nice.

You quickly rush to your locker, "CC-8383", your not sure if you like your 'designation', you rather be called: ______

You equip your armor, pick up your DC-15A blaster rile and your extra piece of equipment you have...

1) Grenades! 3 Grenades for some Area of Effect damage. 
2) Extra cartridge. No fear of running out of ammo anytime soon.
3) Side Pistol. Sometimes you just need to draw a gun quickly.
4) Vibroblade. A quick cut is great, if they get close.
5) Explosive and Detonator. Also known as a great door opener.

Now then, quickly to join your brothers, seems space transport won't be as calm as you though it would be.
________

Worth to note: I will be making up whatever pathetic excuse of a system we be using(mostly as we go along), it be similar to the former game. 
No cannon characters, you won't be meeting up with General Skywalker or Rex.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
Post by: Kozgugore on November 30, 2017, 09:01:52 PM
If I might impede. Since these threads are meant for the purpose of a different kind of spamming nonsense (namely, completely random nonsense), I'm going to have to ask you both (and whoever else if someone intends to join in) to take your non-WoW related adventures elsewhere. Could be in PMs on this website if you don't have one another added to any other kind of instant messengers, but for the sake of keeping at least some kind of regulation on the off-topic forums, I feel it's best that entirely unrelated discussions to WoW or its RP should be done elsewhere. For what it's worth, I'll throw up on another LPW-thread where other matters of nonsense can be discussed.