Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

So, I have a new puppy. He's adorable, but I wish he would stop nibbling on my fingers, they are not chewing toys.

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[Regorn]

I do not approve of this topic.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Do you hate puppies? How can you sleep at night, you monster!

[Groshnok]

He's absolutely adorable.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

He's a small fluff-ball with teeth that likes to chew everything in the house. And so far he seems to like me the most in our home. So the puppy my mom brought home from a friend of hers became my puppy.

[Regorn]

I am not a pet person

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

That's too bad, for you. Pets can bring joy in your life and lighten your mood with their energetic behaviour when you're feeling down. 

[Grogok]

Or in Kronnors case. Slowly eat you alive

[Regorn]

My family once let a pet stay with us as it's owner was going away for something. 
Whenever that dog came close to me, I felt down.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

You're weird then. How can pets bring you down? That makes no sense.

[Regorn]

I just don't like pets.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Then you are a sad person.

[Regorn]

No, you are a sad person.

[Kozgugore]

I can see that the quality of this thread, whatever little there was to begin with, has plummeted to an all-time low.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

It's dying You should've figured it out when I won it.. Now 3rd time... Let's go back to random awesome facts about Kronnor and his butter knife.