Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)

[Regorn]

Kronnor stole the Doomhammer once during the reign of Thrall during the Third War.

In his defense, he could not find a hammer anywhere and really needed to build that look-out tower.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Don't forget about Gorehowl too. You gotta cut some lumber to build a watchtower.

[Regorn]

Let's do something different,
Kronnor decides he had enough of drinking in Ogrimmar. 

He can go out to Durutan, The West exit to the Barren or North to Ashara.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Barrens. What next?

[Regorn]

There is a few choices open now.

Kronnor is hungry, go hunt. 
Kronnor is now a hippy, go smash those around the Sluge Fen
Go to the Crossroad, that's never gone wrong.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Oh, go to the Crossroad. Lots of memories there.. like beheading illusion Siyahgosh and becoming Oathbreaker.

[Regorn]

Ah, The Crossroad. 
The younglings are running around doing things for people for new shirts and shoes. 
The Vendors are still there. 
A Human Paladin.

Wait.

FIGHT!

The Human Paladin Cast "Punch the Orcs Face in with my Giant Hammer" 
Roll d20 for Dodge! 
12 or higher clears with no damage taken, 8-11 for minor damage.

Then do your counter attack! Roll d20 for it.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Dodge roll -> 17
Counter attack roll -> 4 ...

Kronnor leans back like a pro, dodging the paladin's attack matrix-style. Then he sends a kick towards the paladin's shin, hopefully it will do something.

[Regorn]

The Paladin punches away Kronnor's foot. 
Kronnor is off-balance (-1 defensive roll next turn)

The Paladin Cast Judgement to judge Kronnor for his smelly breathe. 
Roll d20 to Defend. 
12 Clear, 8 Minor hit.

"You know orc? You could really use a Mint!"

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

"HOW DARE YOU!"
Defending roll -> 19 (rolled 20, but -1 from the off-balance)

[Regorn]

(so close to a Critical Success!)

The Paladin gasp at this retort, the Orc can think? They did not teach this in Stormwind School.

Roll attack, Paladin is disturbed(-1 defense roll), 9 hit, 7-8 minor hit.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Kronnor tries to sucker punch the paladin.*
Attack roll -> 9

[Regorn]

The Paladin tries to brace himself for the thick Orc Fist. It connects to his face and the world goes to slow-motion like it's in the Matrix movie or something. Kronnor think this is somewhat odd but not the weirdest he seen. Then he sees his fist left a imprint in the paladins face, "Cool", he thought.

(One more hit and the Paladin goes down!)

The Paladin goes for the blade of Justice to bring down justice on you. Apparently he took offense on being punched in the face.
Attack roll -> 9
(12 clears, 8 minor hit)

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

And my roll is 9 again...

[Rashka]

Did this somehow turn into a dnd thread lol