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Off Topic / Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
« on: May 17, 2017, 08:48:58 PM »
Giantstalker was once told that clouds have silver linings; being the pragmatic industrialised Orc he is, he was astounded that no one had ever mined the clouds for their ore. Riding on the shoulders of the Giant's he stalked, Kronnor struck the silver lining with his trusty pick axe and discovered a rare mineral, he named it after himself of course - "Kron Ore".

Naturally Kron Ore is impossible to work with and is useless in every single way. Much like the poor Orc himself.

Off Topic / Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
« on: May 16, 2017, 08:26:22 PM »
Kronnor, the mighty Giantstalker, is riddled with body-tattoos. Most believe these to be tribal symbols or small idols to the elements, but one particularly attractive Sin'dorei Scholar, upon researching Orcish custom, realised they are stunningly close to Thalassian and actually advertise a popular brand of female sanitary towel.

Off Topic / Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
« on: May 16, 2017, 03:52:11 PM »
It was once said that on the third evening of every new moon, Giantstalker would turn his interests to Gnomestalking instead. It is known that challenging himself to do so improved his eyesight tenfold.

Off Topic / Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
« on: May 16, 2017, 02:21:45 PM »
Kronnor the Giantstalker!? Originally called Kronnor the Giantshagger; he found she-giants particularly arousing and stalked them not for blood-sport as presumed, but for pleasure.  ;)

Off Topic / Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
« on: May 15, 2017, 06:23:57 PM »
It is known, that Krogon, of House Devilstep, has a farmstead in Southern Stranglethorn Vale. He is known to have been the Orc to teach the Thorns to Strangle. Beforehand, the Troll homeland was actually called Cuddlethorn Vale.

Off Topic / Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
« on: May 15, 2017, 06:09:15 PM »
All this talk about orc rp feels like going towards a fight amongst eachother... I miss Devilstep facts :(

Here is a few!

Contrary to popular belief, Devilstep was not named after an epic spar with a Devilsaur but infact, he was named after a popular brand of orcish hot-sauce. "Devil's Step" - Perfect for Pork.

Devilstep's signature red belt was always thought to be the banner from his heritage; "The Burning Blade Clan", in reality, he only wore it to keep his beer belly at bay.

Some say that Devilstep was the best Blademaster that Orcs of the Red Blade ever had; able to sever head from shoulders with a mere flick of his wrist. An Orc who tempered his trusty steel in the heart of volcanoes. All we know is he drunk a lot of tea, and that makes him a wuss.

Off Topic / Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
« on: May 09, 2017, 04:54:27 PM »
I heard that once every four years, when the moon is full on his name-day, Devilstep honours himself by joining the "dead-hand gang".

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Off Topic / Re: Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)
« on: April 12, 2017, 06:40:15 PM »
If any of you remember that little ball of fluff I got way back in December, look at him now at 6 months!

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Off Topic / Re: Last spam wins 9!
« on: March 20, 2017, 07:01:59 PM »
The Chronicle books are always worth a read!

Off Topic / Re: Last spam wins 9!
« on: March 20, 2017, 05:36:35 PM »
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Not so much failures. The Evergrowth has a similar pattern of de-evolution. Essentially the Sporemounds and Grond hit each other SO hard that the blood and flesh that splattered on the floor created new species, and the process repeated itself a few times until you get normal humanoid Orcs.

Off Topic / Re: Last spam wins 9!
« on: March 20, 2017, 04:37:42 PM »
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Chronicles Volume 2. Essentially, Aggramar came to Draenor in it's primal state and created an elemental giant called Grond to battle the Evergrowth and start the Titan process to cultivate the planet. As Grond battled, and eventually fell, chunks of his being started to rise called Colossals. Aggramar rallied them to finish what Grond could not and from their corpses rose Magnaron, Gronn and over time Ogron, Ogre and eventually Orc. They became fleshy over time as opposed to rock due to the spores from the Primals/Evergrowth.

Off Topic / Re: Last spam wins 9!
« on: March 20, 2017, 01:49:12 PM »
On an unrelated note. It's official. Orcs have Titanforged heritage.

Off Topic / Re: Last spam wins 9!
« on: March 09, 2017, 06:05:46 PM »
After much deliberation, (and much money spent on faction/race changes), I've settled on Blood Howl on a Troll Hunter. I have a bit of a history with them on DB, and it's a decent home for any race. They do have their fair share of Orgimmar time, but they also dart around a lot travelling. So if you want a multi-racial warband (with a bit of a lean towards Troll stuff), look their way. I'm a casual scrub nowadays anyway, but it's nice to have a settled place to hang your hat.

Game Related / Re: !Poll: The future of the guild!
« on: February 21, 2017, 05:56:18 PM »
Haitus, no longer playing.

Without reiterating what Makaroth, Therak and Krogon have said (all no longer playing, or active with the guild, like myself), I think the best thing would be to take a break and call it quits rather than dissolve into something the Tribe isn't. Also, there is no real benefit to opening the ranks to other races if the backbone of the guild is still missing.

I would also like to know the costing of the website, I certainly wouldn't want to see it go.

Off Topic / Re: LPW8
« on: January 12, 2017, 08:45:41 PM »
I was walking around B&Q the other day when someone in a orange apron asked me if I wanted some decking.

Luckily, I made sure I got the first punch.

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