Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Congratulations. Also, no mean to offend you, but you should have put the picture in a SPOILER because some people cannot stand rats or are afraid of them and seeing little pink rat babies could really disturb them.

[Regorn]

Kronnor Giantstalker once heard the expression "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", so he started collect and give Gronn's eyes as gifts to ladies.

Who is the next person we should do complete true and insightful facts about?

[Gashuk]

Giantstalker was once told that clouds have silver linings; being the pragmatic industrialised Orc he is, he was astounded that no one had ever mined the clouds for their ore. Riding on the shoulders of the Giant's he stalked, Kronnor struck the silver lining with his trusty pick axe and discovered a rare mineral, he named it after himself of course - "Kron Ore".

Naturally Kron Ore is impossible to work with and is useless in every single way. Much like the poor Orc himself.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Naturally Kron Ore is impossible to work with and is useless in every single way. Much like the poor Orc himself.

Hey, it does not need to be useful, just needs to look good.

[Regorn]

Kronnor once spend 1 year searching for the most pure ore vein of pure Titanium in Northrend, sometimes almost freezing to death in the cold nights.

He then enslaved a Black Dragon, using it's flame to melt the Titanium Ore, only a Dragons Flames were strong enough for his purpose and to produce a pure enough Titanium Bar.

He then ventured in to the Fireland itself to acquire a powerful Eternal Fire, in Deepholm for a Eternal Earth and hunted down a being of pure darkness to acquire a Eternal Shadow.

From these regents, he spend 7 days and 7 nights to forge a Titanium Bar. He almost failed by almost falling a sleep on the 7;th night. But he manage to do it.

His next step he had to invade the Vrykul fortress known as Utgarde Keep, enslaving the Vrykul there for only their forge and strength could complete his work.

It took a month, several Vrykul feel ill of the execution they suffered. The work however was finished!

Kronnor walked out of Utgarde Keep, holding his new Butter knife.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

^ That's the best one I've heard so far.

[Regorn]

It is an amazing butter knife.

[Nosh'marak]

I'm surprised you people are still going.

[Regorn]

Sounds like your just jealous of Kronnor's butter knife.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Want Kronnor to make you a jelly sandwich with his butter knife?

[Regorn]

Kronnor likes to bake bread, but he is terrible at it, that is why he needs such a good butter knife.

He just believes that stones are a good substitute for yeast.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

So, did we find a sandbox game similar to Minecraft where we can fool around together from time to time?

[Regorn]

dunno, should we make totally free fact^TM of someone else now?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Hey Regorn, it seems you were 6 minutes late with your post and I won. \o/

[Regorn]

Here is a secret, someone actually won earlier, but it seemed only I notice so I kept quiet about it.

So now your are gonna forget it ca-pish?