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[Bamm]

somesay he's his own granfather and that he once tamed a rampaging clefhoof using only his collection of used kilts and a signed picture of Garona. All we know is he was called devilstep

[Gashuk]

It is known, that Krogon, of House Devilstep, has a farmstead in Southern Stranglethorn Vale. He is known to have been the Orc to teach the Thorns to Strangle. Beforehand, the Troll homeland was actually called Cuddlethorn Vale.

[Regorn]

Devilstep once cut down a mountain, because it cast a shadow over him. He takes his tan very seriously.

He once sneezed a cyclone in to existence and at the same time, created the Oozes of Un'Guro.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

I bet he enjoys this attention so much. Wish there were some ego-boosting facts about Kronnor coming from you guys too. But from the three of you only Gashuk rped much with Kronnor.

[Gashuk]

Kronnor the Giantstalker!? Originally called Kronnor the Giantshagger; he found she-giants particularly arousing and stalked them not for blood-sport as presumed, but for pleasure. 

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Kronnor the Giantstalker!? Originally called Kronnor the Giantshagger; he found she-giants particularly arousing and stalked them not for blood-sport as presumed, but for pleasure. 

xD More, I need more! That was somehow accurate, Gashuk. I don't see Kronnor turning down something like that if he had the opportunity. Maybe one of those hottie vrykul shieldmaidens.

[Gashuk]

It was once said that on the third evening of every new moon, Giantstalker would turn his interests to Gnomestalking instead. It is known that challenging himself to do so improved his eyesight tenfold.

[Regorn]

Kronnor frequently runs in to battle naked. His reasons are that enemies will be too distracted by his Giant-pleasing machine that they won't be able to fight properly.

Am I doing it right?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Oh yes, this is really entertaining xD

[Gashuk]

Kronnor, the mighty Giantstalker, is riddled with body-tattoos. Most believe these to be tribal symbols or small idols to the elements, but one particularly attractive Sin'dorei Scholar, upon researching Orcish custom, realised they are stunningly close to Thalassian and actually advertise a popular brand of female sanitary towel.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Buy the Wolfpelt towel, best towel you'll ever use. It's so soft you'll never use another towel ever again.

[Rashka]

Lol you guys xD

[Regorn]

Kronnor is the sole owner of the Hearthstone Legendary Card "Kronnor, Giantstalker" (4 Mana, 7/7, Battlecry: Destroy a Giant)

Before he stalked giants, Kronnor would battle giants by running at them, screaming and swinging his weapon. This is also around the time the first flying orc was discovered.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

During a morning Kronnor woke up with a giant shadow going over his tent. He picked up his weapon to prepare and fight against this foe only to realise it was just his morning wood.

[Rashka]

Kaya gave birth to 14 smol pink rat shrimps today and here is a picture. Please don't post  ugly comments cus I cba getting in a bad mood