Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

I only shitpost cause I'm bored, not for some puny shitpost god or whatever. And you can't be sure Sadok is watching, he hasn't been seen in a long time, his existence is only a rumour.

[Regorn]

I am back, I just came back to point out that I am the best.
Like, the best ever.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

No one cares. *shrug*

[Regorn]

Your actually wrong, everyone but you cares.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Hey, I always act like the whole world revolves around me, so if I don't care, no one cares.

[Regorn]

But it is me the world revolves around, you need to get these stuff right.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

What if we're actually two parts of the same entity? But we do not realise it yet. That would explain why we're like the ones spamming the most in this thread.

[Sadok]

The paperclip maximizer is a thought experiment on artificial intelligence that could result in our doom because of lack of compatible morality.

A paperclip maximizer is an artificial general intelligence (AGI) whose goal is to maximize the number of paperclips in its collection. If it has been constructed with a roughly human level of general intelligence, the AGI might collect paperclips, earn money to buy paperclips, or begin to manufacture paperclips. [..]

It would work to improve its own intelligence, where "intelligence" is understood in the sense of optimization power, the ability to maximize a reward/utility functionâ€"in this case, the number of paperclips. [..]

It would innovate better and better techniques to maximize the number of paperclips. At some point, it might convert most of the matter in the solar system into paperclips. This may seem more like super-stupidity than super-intelligence. For humans, it would indeed be stupidity, as it would constitute failure to fulfill many of our important terminal values, such as life, love, and variety.

The AGI won't revise or otherwise change its goals, since changing its goals would result in fewer paperclips being made in the future

[Okiba]

The paperclip maximizer is a thought experiment on artificial intelligence that could result in our doom because of lack of compatible morality.

A paperclip maximizer is an artificial general intelligence (AGI) whose goal is to maximize the number of paperclips in its collection. If it has been constructed with a roughly human level of general intelligence, the AGI might collect paperclips, earn money to buy paperclips, or begin to manufacture paperclips. [..]

It would work to improve its own intelligence, where "intelligence" is understood in the sense of optimization power, the ability to maximize a reward/utility functionâ€"in this case, the number of paperclips. [..]

It would innovate better and better techniques to maximize the number of paperclips. At some point, it might convert most of the matter in the solar system into paperclips. This may seem more like super-stupidity than super-intelligence. For humans, it would indeed be stupidity, as it would constitute failure to fulfill many of our important terminal values, such as life, love, and variety.

The AGI won't revise or otherwise change its goals, since changing its goals would result in fewer paperclips being made in the future

I am SO turned on right now...

[Regorn]

Some say he once feed Yogg-Saron some gnomes, and that he have the most strange fetishes involving paperclip and AI. All we know, he is called Devilstep.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

I heard some rumours that his blades were actually made from paperclips.

[Gashuk]

I heard that once every four years, when the moon is full on his name-day, Devilstep honours himself by joining the "dead-hand gang".

Spoiler: show

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Omerged. Too much Devilstep information in one day.

[Regorn]

It's a new day so...

Some say he thinks Goblins are a mix of Orks and Gnomes, and that his hair can be used to make holy relics. All we know, he is called Devilstep.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Oh well, time to change the name of this thread to "1000+ facts about Devilstep"