Funny stuff

[Tirnak Lynxclaw]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Shrooms/


MUSHROOMS!

[Claws]

Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road


THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the
road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give us five minutes with the chicken and
we'll find out.

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have
never known any chickens.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
If someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, that was good
enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSAIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken 98, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your check book, and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating
system.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I DID NOT cross the road with THAT chicken.

[Morgeth]

Kozgugore is a true artist!

[Greggar]

Is that a flower in his hand?

[Tirnak Lynxclaw]

Bawwwwh! Kewt, Koz!

[Claws]

WANTED!
"The Phantom Pooper"
$5,000 REWARD
for information leading to the apprehension, arrest, and BBQing of BOID.



Suspect should be considered loaded and ready to poop!
Use extreme caution when approaching from underneath!
Preplucked condition will generate another $20 upon apprehension and submittal.

[Greggar]

How long did that car stand there? o_O

[Mazguul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P9elY-xwHc

My best mate sent me this. Ok Ok, so it doesn't apply to me as I'm one of the females that actually bought the game to play it but hey, this made me smile. Not too sure anyone else here would find it amusing though...

[Kozgugore]

Hey, I've been available! Just turn on Skype or whatever other chat program on on the other computer and bingo, you're free to play on your other computer! *Flex* Then again, I don't really bother to play it online. Was amusing though.

[Nergul]

Completed it in a day, good fun.

[Nergul]

This, puts a smile to every face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emezCvHAg8o&NR=1

[Greggar]

I kinda saw those 2 blobs a bit too much to see them as funny : x but ah well :p

[Vargosh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P9elY-xwHc

My best mate sent me this. Ok Ok, so it doesn't apply to me as I'm one of the females that actually bought the game to play it but hey, this made me smile. Not too sure anyone else here would find it amusing though...

I don't play CSS, CoD, DoD, BF, etc etc so can't really agree on that. Then again, that applies to all new huge games, sort of.
Either way 'Twas fun.

[Ragaresh]

Christmas is coming, and we are preparing for it here in finland. (Warning might be shocking for small children, blood, violence and nudity rofl.)


Part one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JIz7I5yzwQ

Part two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4OvK3Vn44&NR=1

Christmas, it's serious business. :|

[Noruk]

Christmas, it's serious business. :|

'am so glad that they're making a full-length movie of this. Best thing since sliced bread, I hope!