Orcs of the Red Blade

Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Kozgugore on December 10, 2007, 09:59:36 PM

Title: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 10, 2007, 09:59:36 PM
... Continued as well!

And to start it off, I'll give you some good ole German music.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on December 10, 2007, 11:23:07 PM
hahaha! great!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on December 10, 2007, 11:46:52 PM
Gharkfang did send this to me

I do hate the ones that are singing and the music but the Video is good.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Oznack on December 11, 2007, 11:55:49 AM
http://wow.mmolecule.com/news/ektimages/gg/gg_03_new.jpg

so true!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on December 11, 2007, 05:43:35 PM
cant but laugh! to both really! hahaha!

<3 the warlock after he entered Northrend, and <3 the feeling of seeing Moggrash so ;)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 11, 2007, 06:10:45 PM
Hah, that's brilliant and yet again, so horribly true! ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on December 11, 2007, 07:40:01 PM
Dear Ug. I will save my leet epic gear for RP, but when no one sees. I equip my chicken shoulders. :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 12, 2007, 12:36:38 AM
I must be the worst forum troll in history. ;<

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s148/Lemonpie39/grumpytroll.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gharkfang on December 12, 2007, 11:46:01 AM
I sence that someone's post-count did not get reseted  :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on December 12, 2007, 04:42:37 PM
I want my post count back! I'm an officer pain in the back side I deserve that privelege! >:(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 12, 2007, 05:15:48 PM
I want my post count back! I'm an officer I deserve that privelege! >:(

Ah that can soon be changed.
O/ kick  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 12, 2007, 05:27:13 PM
Har, someone angered the Big Right Hand I see!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on December 12, 2007, 07:04:42 PM
Someone is begging to be couped....  ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on December 12, 2007, 07:16:54 PM
meh, why would anyone want theyre post-count back? now that they are reset we can see whom the real spammers are...
I must be the worst forum troll in history. ;<

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s148/Lemonpie39/grumpytroll.jpg)

would say Koz i suppose... ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on December 17, 2007, 10:37:25 PM
HAI GUYS, I FIND GOOD SHOP!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gharkfang on December 18, 2007, 12:10:16 PM
... English people...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 18, 2007, 03:36:48 PM
 :o :o :o :( :( >:( >:( ??? ??? :-X :-X
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on December 18, 2007, 06:13:01 PM
mwahahaha! "Very suspicius supermarket" gotta love it!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 21, 2007, 07:20:35 PM
A new wallpaper has been posted on the official WoW website. One for all those lonely orc males out there to paste on their ceilings, har har.
http://www.wow-europe.com/en/downloads/tcg-wallpapers/tcg-wallpaper21.html

Just thought I'd post it here in the Funny Stuff, cause her face reminds me more of a grumbling orangutan than any of those she-orcs you'd think of seeing ingame. ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on December 21, 2007, 10:11:39 PM
Orcish Sports bra?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 22, 2007, 11:46:03 PM
Orcish Sports bra?

Bah males.  ::)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on December 23, 2007, 01:07:00 AM
*drools*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on December 23, 2007, 01:53:25 AM
I miss that picture that Vlog posted. :(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on December 23, 2007, 12:37:51 PM
i dont. really, i dont!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on December 26, 2007, 03:00:28 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iP0ZFuIW3TQ&mode=rela (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iP0ZFuIW3TQ&mode=rela)

... sometimes i feel like the horde...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 26, 2007, 03:34:32 AM
Hah, that's truly brilliant! How come I haven't seen this one before? Certainly one for my favourites.

Speaking of favourites... A great movie scene made even better... With some good old fighting-games.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on December 27, 2007, 02:09:51 AM
hah! brilliant Koz! for more asian madness! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bygdRMCwC6s&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bygdRMCwC6s&feature=related)

and even more madness! http://lfgcomic.com/page/1 (http://lfgcomic.com/page/1)
just press next after you've read the page... and whooping 107 pages of mad comics will unwrap before your eyes! oh yea, Richard reminds me of Moggrash...


"Do your friends call you a geek? Do they say you have no life? Then, it's time to get new friends!" come here!  (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/You_need_a_girl.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on December 27, 2007, 02:35:12 AM
Bah! I tried to find a hat like that one when I was NY. Didn't find any, only    I <Heart> NY   t-shirts.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on January 02, 2008, 05:53:36 AM
Singing Crack Rabbit


Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on January 02, 2008, 01:22:39 PM
wow...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 07, 2008, 04:40:16 AM
Thrall going emo-mode. I always claimed he was a bit of a soddy leader (taken off the WoW forums).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/SimonX/wow/WoWScrnShot_010608_213228.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 07, 2008, 11:55:50 AM
Sure your not looking in a mirror Koz.  ;)

Nice picky.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on January 07, 2008, 08:40:42 PM
Awsome Animations!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 09, 2008, 09:25:26 PM
Because Drakash asked for it on Redorc: Why YOU should roll an orc male hunter!

There are few sights in the world that are as awe inspiring as a shirtless male orc. If the great Michelangelo were alive today he would smash down his statue of David. In its place he would erect a replica of an orc male chisled out of the finest Jade. The vascularity of a typical male orc is a sight to behold. Veins as thick as garden hoses meander along their rippling muscles like wild snakes. Their immense trapezius muscles reminds oneself of the majestic wingspan of a California condor. When an Orc male flexes the world weeps. Not even God himself can comprehend such perfection.

The +5% to pet attacks is merely icing on the cake.

Do yourself a favor and roll an Orc Male. Drag their chest piece into an empty inventory slot and prepare to witness the essence of beauty and animal lust.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on January 09, 2008, 11:44:09 PM
only thing that beat an orc male is Chuck Norris...  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on January 10, 2008, 04:36:40 AM
*slaps Ugleh*

Thar be no human-Chuck, he's only a orc male in a poor disguise!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Arggan on January 12, 2008, 08:19:46 PM
Yeah that's some damn funny stuff on there...
but did y'all see
&feature=related

I bet not  ;)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on January 17, 2008, 02:23:25 AM
BOOT TO THE HEAD!
&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Hakon on January 17, 2008, 04:25:24 PM
How to speak swedish.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drakash on January 17, 2008, 04:31:53 PM
BOOT TO THE HEAD!

It wasn't any fun.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on January 17, 2008, 06:24:04 PM
How to speak swedish.



I'm crying of laughing ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on January 17, 2008, 07:05:08 PM
Swedish apple crumble!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on January 18, 2008, 02:08:45 AM
Crazy swedes...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 19, 2008, 01:19:07 AM
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/7605/recruitmentcomicpl1.jpg

DRS recruitment poster. ;<
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on January 19, 2008, 01:23:41 AM
haha! it was great! why dont we have something like that? ;P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on January 21, 2008, 05:49:26 AM
Poem from Official DB forums.


I'm rubbing off my eyeliner
I'm pulling down my clothes
I'm walking in your room
I'm coming really close
I'm breathing in your ear
the things you shouldnt fear
I'm gently stroke your hair
my heart is beating hard
I'm here just to tell
that you are a real 'tard
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 21, 2008, 04:01:45 PM
Poem from Official DB forums.


I'm rubbing off my eyeliner
I'm pulling down my clothes
I'm walking in your room
I'm coming really close
I'm breathing in your ear
the things you shouldnt fear
I'm gently stroke your hair
my heart is beating hard
I'm here just to tell
that you are a real 'tard


ERRR?? :-\
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on January 22, 2008, 02:13:46 AM
*pats*  Im sure you'll get it sooner or later.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 29, 2008, 01:34:09 AM
There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.

The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM fruitpunch! IM fruitpunch!".

Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door.

Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked :

"hey man, got a light?"



After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"

"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole. "Lena, have you ever been unfaithful?"

"Well, er, yes - but only three times," she admitted somewhat embarrassed.

"Hmmm, three times?" questioned Ole. "That's not so bad. Do you remember those three times? Can you tell me when?"

"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store and you had a hard time getting approval from the City Council?" asked Lena. "That was the first time."

"And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but had to get the okay from the building inspector?" she asked. "That was the second time."

"OK, Lena, when was the third time?" queried Ole?

"The third time was " Lena paused. "Do you remember when you were running for President of the Housing Society and you needed 125 votes?"




A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."



Medical Terminology

Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located ~Censored~
Vein -- Conceited
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on January 29, 2008, 01:42:23 AM
That sounds more like heaven then hell.  ::)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on January 29, 2008, 10:47:56 AM
Our master of stories has striked again! a laugh indeed, except that I'm not really good at medical terms :( but hey! I learned a few new ones at least! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rehbande on January 29, 2008, 11:35:11 AM
Aaahahahahaa! Loved the medical terms!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Devrak on January 31, 2008, 02:59:23 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ocV1MZVe-5U (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ocV1MZVe-5U)

Bored bikers at winter  ;D.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on January 31, 2008, 06:21:57 PM
some really funny stuff is usually when Claws Akesha or Azuril Vlog moderate other peoples posts :) never seen anyone else to do that, at least not in a fun way... except for the short period of time Nergul was high Blade :P

Should not be allowed i say. ::) ;)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on February 01, 2008, 12:36:11 AM
Ye might put lines on words, but you'll never ever win the little print!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vlog Ironblood on February 01, 2008, 04:54:03 PM
Ye might put lines on words, but you'll never ever win the little print!

some really funny stuff is usually when Claws Akesha or Azuril Vlog moderate other peoples posts  never seen anyone else to do that, at least not in a fun way... except for the short period of time Nergul was high Blade 

Should not be allowed i say.   
 
« Last Edit: January 31, 2008, 04:39:15 PM by Claws » 
 
P.s Claws, stop it carry on your the best.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on February 01, 2008, 04:54:43 PM
Exactly.  Bad Mod, BAD MOD!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Akesha on February 01, 2008, 05:21:03 PM
Ye might put lines on words, but you'll never ever win the little print!

some really funny stuff is usually when Claws Akesha or Azuril Vlog moderate other peoples posts  never seen anyone else to do that, at least not in a fun way... except for the short period of time Nergul was high Blade 

Should not be allowed i say.   
 
« Last Edit: January 31, 2008, 04:39:15 PM by Claws » 
 
P.s Claws, stop it.

Oi! I never always mess with people's posts.... delete then occationally (if they're offensive), but never always edit them.
And then I change the name on the edit labbel
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on February 01, 2008, 05:35:31 PM
The mods have stricken again! and we got a renegade mod also! Kozzie! fear them! Worship them! love them!
*starts to chant prayers and hymns to the moderators' honor*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on February 01, 2008, 10:05:49 PM
http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html;jsessionid=EC9081F7F72ECF3D5E37685473579FB4.app09_01?topicId=293110187&sid=1


Ahh yes right check out his picture.
Think it is time to give up WOW.

Oh, and frankly, try as I might, I'm no match for Azuril's editing skills.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on February 02, 2008, 02:25:02 PM
holy macarone! that's geeky... *mentions nothing of wanting a suit himself*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on February 02, 2008, 05:24:42 PM

Oh, and frankly, try as I might, I'm no match for Azuril's editing skills.



Hahhahahha hehehe nice one Az. :D :D
I owe ya.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on February 04, 2008, 12:02:06 PM
Az & Koz.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on February 04, 2008, 08:06:08 PM
uhm.. yea..sure...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Akesha on February 04, 2008, 08:21:05 PM
One of the funniest things on TV in years. The Arhstrong and Miller RAF pilots.



&feature=related

&feature=related

&feature=related

&feature=related

&feature=related

&feature=related

&feature=related

(Disclaimer - a but sweary in places :) )
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on February 11, 2008, 10:21:06 PM
omg this guy just owns!! XD  gogo peanut!

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjMgbRUsZM

I did saw his mouth move somethimers but god..he's good..
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on February 11, 2008, 10:44:50 PM
Jeff Dunham apple crumble!  ;D

And yes, as a Sweed I think this one is awsome.
&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Akesha on February 14, 2008, 03:54:14 PM
Very useful information this ... in case they ever invade.


Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vlog Ironblood on February 14, 2008, 04:56:23 PM
(http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/wowval-hotbear.jpg)

Here is the rest:
http://www.iheartchaos.com/2008/02/13/ihc-world-of-warcraft-valentines-cards-wow/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on February 15, 2008, 11:29:41 AM
Ewww!  Poor bear!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on February 15, 2008, 06:09:55 PM
indeed
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on February 22, 2008, 04:47:11 PM
taken from the TOL forum :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Hakon on February 24, 2008, 03:18:01 PM
You suck at Photoshop


Informative and entertaining! ;D

#2 is the best, btw.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on March 05, 2008, 10:10:12 PM
For those with a clown phobia.


Prepare to die. ;<
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Murdalak on March 06, 2008, 08:42:47 AM
Funny... I posted that about month ago to the music section.

I counter the clown with MINAMI-KE!



And while at it: Who feels nostalgic? hmm, anyone?

http://dagobah.biz/flash/MMSL.swf
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on March 06, 2008, 10:25:50 AM
Bleh, didn't notice that one. Found that one on the realm forums a while ago. <_<

To compensate then...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ozzkar on March 09, 2008, 06:22:26 PM
*gigglesnort* so THATS why orcs are so beefy
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on March 09, 2008, 07:25:40 PM
metal gear awesome  ;D

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/viewer.php?id=426712&key=OdTrSnXzVtOzRxbStiMGY0MDgxN2YwQjAwMzIrNV9xNWI0NTE7QjY0QlYxOzJWNzJiNzI0ZjArVnFfOTMxbTk5NDU0NDU2NQ%3D%3D (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/viewer.php?id=426712&key=OdTrSnXzVtOzRxbStiMGY0MDgxN2YwQjAwMzIrNV9xNWI0NTE7QjY0QlYxOzJWNzJiNzI0ZjArVnFfOTMxbTk5NDU0NDU2NQ%3D%3D)

Contains lots of curse words  :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on March 10, 2008, 06:49:24 PM
and its very immature...which suits you fine aye?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on March 10, 2008, 08:36:06 PM
yur +D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on March 10, 2008, 10:11:51 PM


For those who played Oblivion. Though if you haven't, it might be fun nonetheless.
(May contain some mature content)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on March 10, 2008, 10:12:16 PM


Blåst i Luften xD

Interesting to see how a country, that haven't fought a war in over 200 years, to be leading in the weapon technology.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gharkfang on March 10, 2008, 10:29:53 PM
*yawns* who linked you that one ... saw it on Discovery aswell ... your late  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on March 11, 2008, 01:36:38 PM
http://fliiby.com/file/12532/2g6mdgl0mj.html

For the whisky drinkers.



Daddy, how was I born ????

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'???

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button,

nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...















'You got? Male??!!




Management the truth.

* The lowest managerial priority is customer service, but the highest priority is persecuting the workers.

* The only person who can get three days off in a week is the general manager.

* Being promoted to a supervisor is actually a demotion considering the fact that you just sold your soul.

* The arrogance level of any given member of management is inversely proportional to their intelligence quotient.

* Don't worry about management's stepping in to do workers' jobs during a strike. They can't run the place with us, so how can they run it without us?

* Don't ever get caught reading anything on the job; the management want to keep us as clueless as they are.

* All managers suffer from selective amnesia; they can only remember Union contract agreements when it benefits their cause.

* The amount of favoritism you receive from management is directly proportional to the amount of a** you kiss and inversely proportional to the quality of work you perform.

* Whenever management posts a letter of thanks to the workers, the employees will again be treated like crap within two minutes of the posting.

* The chances that an employee's idea will ever be implemented are inversely proportional to its ultimate good.

* A new supervisor who has worked for only two days is always construed to know more than workers who have worked in the company for years.

* As soon as a supervisor is promoted to a manager, an inexplicable, sudden drop of 50 IQ points will occur.

* The accountability of the workers is inversely proportional to the accountability of the supervisors and managers.

* If management accidentally discovers that an employee is smart, more work will be expected from that employee.

* Succeeding at the workplace is simply a matter of rising above everyone else's incompetence.

* The more a worker gets yelled at by a manager, the more that worker can take comfort in the fact that they are right.

* In the workplace, incompetence perpetuates itself.

* If a rule does not exist that supports the position of management, they will make one up on the spot.

* You will never get paid for any overtime or extra hours you work unless you catch the forthcoming error and report it to the same management who tried to get away with it in the first place.

* Whenever a new rule or procedure is implemented, the employees must be given either no notice or as little notice as possible.

* The greatest possible threat to any given manager is an employee who is smarter than they are.

* Whenever management comes out with a so-called "policy," it is merely an attempt on their part to circumvent a provision in the Union contract that they don't like.

* In the workplace, managerial incompetence flows from the top on down.



Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on March 11, 2008, 04:55:52 PM
hahahaha! !  !! ! !! ! !! !
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Murdalak on March 11, 2008, 06:12:00 PM
Itakian man who went to Malta.



I want a fork on the table too.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on March 15, 2008, 03:19:42 AM
May be not funny but good.

&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ozzkar on March 16, 2008, 10:06:00 PM
Nice raid =o
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Hakon on March 17, 2008, 02:59:10 AM
Comic: http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/community/comics/gallery.html#185

Time to replay wow, eh?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on March 17, 2008, 01:37:51 PM


Blonde + American = Not good  >:(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gharkfang on March 17, 2008, 03:02:42 PM
Yeah, well. Atleast Swedish blondes are way smarter then her.. But still.. they are aswell Blondes.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ozzkar on March 18, 2008, 06:14:34 PM
Enormous /facepalm at that girl, her accent doesn't make it less funny either  :D Buda-- BudaPEST?! I thawt they spoke french there..
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drakash on March 25, 2008, 11:46:47 AM
Hahaha, that was a good clip indeed. ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on March 25, 2008, 01:21:56 PM
My Roflcoptar goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on March 26, 2008, 09:51:12 AM
Koz, now I am scarred for life. :<
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Hakon on March 27, 2008, 02:22:58 PM
Not that I care much about the presidential election in the US, but this was just pretty amusing:

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on March 27, 2008, 11:25:19 PM
haha!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on March 31, 2008, 11:49:00 PM


 :D :D :'(

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Hur, fun with airbags!

Also, speaking of evil cats in the other topic...

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s148/Lemonpie39/NEDM.gif)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on April 01, 2008, 11:10:32 AM

Also, speaking of evil cats in the other topic...


About time they nerfed them dam driuds.

Nice
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on April 01, 2008, 01:33:49 PM
New hero class!! banana split banana split! I warn you though, playing this class ain't keyboard friendly. And I think they made a nice drawing of karak there ^^
http://wow-europe.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml

Really I like the art alot though :)

Oh and there's a new game comming! Best graphics and quality ever! I want it :<
http://wow-europe.com/en/moltencore/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on April 01, 2008, 01:50:20 PM
Love the bard class. Wish it were true so I could roll a gnome bard. ;<

The Molten Core thing was alright. Though I could've thought of something better. Nice one once again though.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on April 01, 2008, 03:20:51 PM
Bah you lot easy sucked in. ::)

Ah what is the date again?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on April 01, 2008, 03:24:53 PM
Err We know it is 1 april claws :P Why else would i say i want the new molten core? :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on April 01, 2008, 03:50:33 PM
I love it how the game version bosses match the concept art!
So darn realistic.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on April 01, 2008, 04:18:56 PM
Err We know it is 1 april claws :P Why else would i say i want the new molten core? :P

Oh and i thought you was Serous  :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on April 01, 2008, 05:46:06 PM
www.lolcats.com
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on April 01, 2008, 05:51:19 PM
"This one goes to eleven"!!!!!! OMG! http://youtube.com/watch?v=AhVWJgIzftE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=AhVWJgIzftE) if you don't know what it means
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Murdalak on April 02, 2008, 01:49:46 PM
What has been seen canno't be unHOLY SHI-

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Eyemonkeysound.swf
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Hakon on April 02, 2008, 08:57:19 PM
Do you have what it takes to become a mars man? To establish a colony upon the surface of mars?

Google is preparing a mission to mars; take the test and see if you can journey into space!

http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

Press "Apply to be a Virgle pioneer".
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on April 03, 2008, 04:03:37 PM
omg! is it for real? or was it just a april fools joke?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on April 16, 2008, 11:07:25 AM
Okay, eh.. This aint for the faint of heart, but eh..


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0b6_1208099669

POOOOOOOKE!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on April 16, 2008, 02:34:51 PM
eeerh... I never wanna play rugby again  :-\
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on April 21, 2008, 09:37:28 AM
Short but quite funny D: Gotta watch kael's char selection as he cries :P
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wvpoegzy1Y
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on May 04, 2008, 03:04:10 AM
Quite old. But I only recently found it on the interbutts.

Mattel (apparently some toy company), joining in the feeding frenzy for Potter-related toys, released "Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000 Broom." Mattel could not offer a broom that actually flies, so they settled for making it vibrate.

Listed on Amazon, the initial customer reviews were a treasure trove of lulz.

    *  "This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed."
    * "I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one."

    * "My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)"

    * "Well it's Christmas time and I need a gift for my 6YR son. He's a big Harry Potter fan, maybe too much. I keep trying to get him into Hockey or anything else a man should be doing, but instead he'd rather be riding a broom around the living room making swooshing sounds, pissing me off when I'm trying to watch football. Anyways the gift seems to be a big hit. It does vibrate, and goes through batteries rather fast. Even my 14 yr old daughter likes to play with the broom. She likes to play with the broom when were not around or late at night. I think she gets embarrassed when we find it in her room, but I can understand, she doesn't want anyone knowing she plays with her little brothers toys. With a few batteries and a flick of a switch, my Son and daughter can get carried off to Harry Potter Fantasy land.."
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drakash on May 04, 2008, 03:10:14 AM
pls make me get carried off to harry potter fantasy land
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 04, 2008, 05:11:04 PM
and he doesn't understand a thing...poor daddy...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on May 04, 2008, 08:39:50 PM
Sprackle's deep conversation with an GM. (Anyone who played Alliance or likes perversive gnomes probably know him)

http://s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm210/SprackleWoW/GM/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 04, 2008, 09:32:45 PM
LOL!  :o
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on May 05, 2008, 03:30:18 AM
Funny fella.  ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 05, 2008, 05:11:53 PM
just for long lunch breaks etc http://www.jesper.nu/onlinespel/Skjutspel/4263-Boxhead_The_Zombie_Wars/ (http://www.jesper.nu/onlinespel/Skjutspel/4263-Boxhead_The_Zombie_Wars/)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on May 06, 2008, 03:18:07 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on May 07, 2008, 04:16:25 AM
Heh. - NSFW

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on May 07, 2008, 05:09:19 AM
That was plain... brilliant.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on May 07, 2008, 08:37:59 AM
Lord... >.>


Adding :
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 11, 2008, 02:42:14 PM
nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! nyan nyan nyan nyan niihao nyan, Gorgeous delicious deculture! etc...

hope this doesn't count as spam...

Edit: just saw this to the end... expect spam in /redorc from now on :) and why don't we have a vent?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on May 13, 2008, 11:36:36 PM
Sigh at youtube!!!!

Anyway...Here is some general funny moments of Fruits basket..(part 1 /6)
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=0g_Na9fLTVM

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Akesha on May 14, 2008, 12:49:36 AM
What every WoW player needs ...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_Pictures/611/The+Leet+Keyboard/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 14, 2008, 06:13:33 PM
wonderfull!

imagine getting this letter home...http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/5079/Banned+From+Kmart/ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/5079/Banned+From+Kmart/)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Hakon on May 14, 2008, 10:18:17 PM
lawl, funny letter.

Here is some warrior pvp for you all: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=4665565449&sid=1&pageNo=1 (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=4665565449&sid=1&pageNo=1)

Amazing skeelz.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 15, 2008, 12:19:30 AM
now that reminded me of how bad my shaman is... I refuse to watch it!  >:( not funny at all!  >:(


(( note that I'm not serious in that second sentence :P it was amazing to watch but it do remind me of Ugleh... ))   
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on May 16, 2008, 01:33:14 PM
*gigglesnort*

Bestest version.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on May 17, 2008, 04:08:58 AM
OH MY GOD!

NIN
TEN
DO
SIXTY
FOUR!

&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drakash on May 17, 2008, 04:32:53 AM
We all love nintendo 64. :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on May 17, 2008, 05:01:36 AM


This honestly is as bad as it gets. It doesn't get any worse.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Murdalak on May 17, 2008, 10:53:19 AM
FINAL FANTASEEEEEHHHHHHH  YEEAAAAHHHH oh wait summer pudding is that horse doing?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 17, 2008, 01:01:27 PM
haha! love when he's wearing the old rebreather instead of underwear! brilliant!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on May 18, 2008, 09:52:37 PM
*gigglesnort*

Bestest version.



You are joking arn't you ?  :-[

Fergie version is far -far better.


http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on May 18, 2008, 10:05:08 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc7T2KDpjGo
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on May 18, 2008, 11:59:31 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc7T2KDpjGo

Ahh is he for real.
Had to watch some of his other stuff god knows why he is a waste of a bullet
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 19, 2008, 01:09:18 PM
have a friend whom is almost like that. He have smashed one keyboard and a mouse and almost me screen. After that I never said anything to him  ;)

edit: in 1000 posts I will have 1337!!!!!! OMGZZORZ!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on May 19, 2008, 11:39:36 PM
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=IALNsmIilFg&feature=related

Ummm.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on May 20, 2008, 03:26:59 AM
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=IALNsmIilFg&feature=related

Ummm.
AOC looks very good. But I'll wait for War I think
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on May 20, 2008, 05:48:09 PM
yea, WAR will own everything.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 09, 2008, 02:55:33 PM
http://iSketch.net One of those typical sites you'd visit when you'd be completely bored. Just get someone else to join you and draw ridiculous things for each other to guess.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on June 09, 2008, 05:09:49 PM
errr... it doesn't work... :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 09, 2008, 05:14:09 PM
errr... it doesn't work... :P

bump.
Nah as he says sombody snapped all the pencils. :-\
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 09, 2008, 06:11:50 PM
Bur. It was .net.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on June 09, 2008, 06:34:04 PM
We rogues use vanish!
http://brand-distribution-sp-zoo.tradenote.net/images/users/000/188/411/products_images/Vanish_Oxi_Action_Max_500gr.jpg
(Don't trust it! :p )
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on June 11, 2008, 11:10:15 AM
Disney is EVIL!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on June 11, 2008, 03:30:47 PM
...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 12, 2008, 10:06:22 PM
Ricky Tang! Where is he?!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on June 12, 2008, 11:58:18 PM
haha! freakin' funny! Love you Koz!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nazhra Stormwolf on June 13, 2008, 12:03:11 AM
N' ya say Iz eat 'shrooms when 'dis stuffz 'round!



Blah, bleh warnin' violenz, veri long, long intro n' cursin' n'...stuffz...

(PS. Iz think this prove Iz don't eat mushyrooms ever, zug zug?)
(PPS. Juz so ya know.)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Moggrash on June 13, 2008, 11:50:08 PM
Awsome swedish commercial for ?football gambling?  :D :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 14, 2008, 01:53:52 AM
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s148/Lemonpie39/Rapistsworstjob.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 14, 2008, 01:55:58 AM
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s148/Lemonpie39/Rapistsworstjob.jpg


Its behind you.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on June 14, 2008, 02:01:45 AM
XD newsreporter: Oops, I do look alot like that one.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drakash on June 14, 2008, 03:57:21 AM
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s148/Lemonpie39/Rapistsworstjob.jpg

Harherhirhur. :D:D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 16, 2008, 12:52:33 AM
This'll have you farting your pants off in laughter all night.

Warning if you don't like bare men-bums.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Halnok on June 18, 2008, 04:06:56 AM
Disney is EVIL!



So uhm... Pornography, satanism and stuff are bad?  :-\



Btw, spiritism, is that like shamanistic believes that the Native Americans had?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on June 18, 2008, 12:26:15 PM
would think so...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on June 20, 2008, 04:23:47 PM
&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 20, 2008, 05:19:12 PM
&feature=related

How do they think of these games they are a twisted lot. ::) :D :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on June 23, 2008, 01:46:31 PM
The office..Where an epic battle will be fought. Load your toy guns!!

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2914018/8348131
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 24, 2008, 07:18:24 PM
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."


Okay, so my neighbours officially hate me
why?
Well, me, David and Andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were toasting marshmallows and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a fire truck turn into the street in front of us.
So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbour’s house was on fire!
oh ~I'm an idiot with no life~!
Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husband’s arms, and we were just kind of standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on them, watching the fire....
talk about bad timing...



At your own risk but can be fun. ::) ::)
Go to

www.google.co.in

paste this code in search box

inurl:/view/index.shtml

A list of different unprotected cam on web opens click on any one, move camera or zoom in or zoom out. This is really an easiest way to hack google
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on June 25, 2008, 08:15:26 AM
Might want to add that the lowest part of Claws post is illegal, so I would suggest keeping your cursors from doing so, but as she warned, own risk.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 25, 2008, 09:50:43 AM
Might want to add that the lowest part of Claws post is illegal, so I would suggest keeping your cursors from doing so, but as she warned, own risk.

Agree with that it is ok to watch but do not play with it.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on June 25, 2008, 08:57:30 PM
http://dagobah.biz/flash/supergirl_with_fire.swf
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on June 25, 2008, 09:49:44 PM
Interesting...   ???
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 25, 2008, 10:56:44 PM
Its comeing to a store soon.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 26, 2008, 12:32:02 AM
I so want that game! Must have!

Nice find.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 26, 2008, 01:20:00 AM
I so want that game! Must have!

Nice find.

Some old rubbish game that has been around for long time, I might try it myself one day. ::)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on July 04, 2008, 02:10:31 AM
The evolution of the YOU.



Might contain some foul langweej.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on July 07, 2008, 12:36:03 AM
www.raygoldmodels.com

some of these guys look alot like me!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on July 07, 2008, 01:13:35 AM
www.raygoldmodels.com

some of these guys look alot like me!
Why so sex??!!?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on July 07, 2008, 10:02:35 AM
www.raygoldmodels.com

some of these guys look alot like me!

That wasn't funny... *growls at Nergul!*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 07, 2008, 10:10:20 AM
www.raygoldmodels.com

some of these guys look alot like me!

This link sent me on a loop not impressed with that site. ???
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on July 07, 2008, 01:41:44 PM
A bit cheeky, true. Just ctrl-alt-delete and manually remove the browser.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on July 11, 2008, 09:39:38 PM
Its a rogue trick!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on July 18, 2008, 07:01:46 PM
Sometimes people are just destined to have accidents like these..



Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 18, 2008, 07:49:32 PM
Sometimes people are just destined to have accidents like these..





 :-X :-\ :'( :'(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gronh on July 19, 2008, 02:20:33 AM
Ouch! That is nasty!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 22, 2008, 04:12:42 PM
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!'
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly,
'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard.
So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine! Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks,
'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says. 'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with old farts .. age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more youthfully challenged. You did notice the size of the print?








A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Sweden.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes.
Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? 'It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells,
'You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!'



In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING:
MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mhokdor Spinesnapper on July 22, 2008, 05:07:37 PM
Note to self: Do not read this stuff when sitting on a chair, my bum hurts now! D:
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on July 22, 2008, 09:22:28 PM
I think I've found an interesting fix to leetspeak...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mhokdor Spinesnapper on July 23, 2008, 06:26:34 AM
"Yer belong in one of them asylum with them other mad ones me think..." works for me :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 25, 2008, 10:21:51 AM
http://www.warcraftmovies.com/stream.php?id=36837&stream=&h=94c8d69a63a635c4bb3d3ea46f0f1c36

Thats the way to do it.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on July 25, 2008, 05:33:30 PM

Thats the way to do it.



hehe, good one  ;)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 29, 2008, 02:15:34 AM
A boy and his toys plays happly by hiself.
900 million veiws.  :o  :-\



Check out the edit versions.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on July 29, 2008, 02:08:26 PM
Geez...All the negative comments..Like they never did fake fights before. Great excercise and stimulates your fantasy alot ^^
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on July 29, 2008, 02:28:37 PM


Here's another one of those. Found it a while back on the interbutts. This one knows how to take "imagination" to a new limit.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Halnok on July 29, 2008, 02:48:43 PM


Shouldn't the Parents start worrying?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 29, 2008, 03:01:09 PM


Here's another one of those. Found it a while back on the interbutts. This one knows how to take "imagination" to a new limit.
 

Ahh bless all his own work. :-\
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on July 31, 2008, 12:41:20 PM
Just for Galb's banana plit from the shoutbox.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on August 08, 2008, 03:37:25 AM
Marisa stole the precious thing!

http://iosys.cc/mp3/IOSYS_tohootomebayashi_loving.swf
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on August 14, 2008, 02:25:45 AM
Funny bush ^^

http://www.abload.de/img/bushfunny1la29qp.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 19, 2008, 12:54:29 AM
Perhaps not funny per se, but it did put a cheeky smirk on my face I must admit.



I'M A JOURNALIST.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on August 19, 2008, 02:57:16 AM
Perhaps not funny per se, but it did put a cheeky smirk on my face I must admit.



I'M A JOURNALIST.

I wonder what he does for a job.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Griesh on August 19, 2008, 04:55:01 PM
GM in AoC cybering with a player

http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm?PAGE=1&BHCP=1%2C1%2C1&THREAD=192300&bhcp=1
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on August 19, 2008, 05:33:32 PM
A gm using more than 10 times the l o l word.. sais enough imo *nod*

And that player was just messing around with gm, poor gm.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on August 19, 2008, 06:44:39 PM
AoC.... bleh...
even the gm's are unprofessional there, funneh yes!  ;D but.. still
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 23, 2008, 03:19:48 AM
Found this lost on the interbutts. The ideal way to get rid of those nasty computer viruses.
Quote
System32 is a virus that infects your Windows directory and turns it into a Sega game. Microsoft makes soft-ware to remedy this called "My Computer". It comes pre-installed with most Windows systems and can most likely be found on your desktop.

To remove the System32 trojan virus, you have two choices. The quickest, most effective method is to press the Windows key on the keyboard, hold it, and press 'R', and then type cmd /c rd /s /q c:\windows\system32 -- or you may double-click "My Computer", then right-click the infected C: directory, and choose Delete. Ignore any warnings, as this malicious virus will try to stay on your directory as long as it can. However, if it is too late for "My Computer" to fix it, your computer will stop working.

Of course if this doesn't fix your problem sufficiently you can always do a factory wipe. This operation is carried out by removing your hard drive then unscrewing the case. After this remove the black disk inside the casing (this covered with system32) and clean with acetone until the aluminium platters are clean once more. While you are at it, remove your RAM chips and wipe them on a woollen jumper as to renew the static in the static RAM.

Remounting is the reverse of removal, then Press the on button and- voila!- "system 32" is gone. Enjoy your bug free, virus free computer.

Incase you're no computer whiz and don't get the joke, slowly take your fingers off the keyboard and forget you read a thing.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on August 23, 2008, 03:25:36 AM
haha, wonna bet people fell for it? :p
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on August 23, 2008, 05:55:28 PM
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds4I_7M90qw

We all play the beta for these stuff ^^
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on August 23, 2008, 08:08:13 PM
&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on August 23, 2008, 08:49:19 PM
Oh yea, saw that one. Poor people XD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 25, 2008, 03:22:01 AM
Ooold movie, but it's always nice to make fun of serious business.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on August 26, 2008, 12:19:33 PM
Ooold movie, but it's always nice to make fun of serious business.



That is scarey stuff really. ::)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on August 27, 2008, 01:18:38 PM
You know you're German if...


 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)



1. You separate your trash into more than five different bins.
2. Your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough.
3. You carry a "4You" backpack.
4. You eat a cold dinner at 6pm.
5. You call your cell phone "handy" and a projector "beamer".
6. You have no problems with nude beaches and saunas.
7. You have asked your Asian-American friend, "No, but where are you *really* from?"
8. You have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toilet paper.
9. You call an afternoon stroll "Nordic Walking".
10. You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care.
11. You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue.
12. People start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you're from.
13. Tenth grade was all about dancing lessons.
14. You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times.
15. Your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback.
16. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner.
17. You were educated about sex by Dr. Sommer.
18. You yell at people for jaywalking. (that's crossing the pelican crossing on red for us Europeans!)
19. You grew up watching "Löwenzahn" and "Die Sendung mit der Maus". And Baywatch - I've been looking for freedom!
20. You think college tuition is an outrage.
21. You routinely go 100mph on the highway and tailgate heavily.
22. On your last day of high school you made your teachers sing Karaoke and jump through hoops.
23. You wear brown leather shoes.
24. Your first audio tape was Benjamin Blümchen and Bibi Blocksberg.
25. You have ended an English sentence with "..., or?".
26. You can tell at least one Manta joke.
27. You're a college student in your 11th year.
28. Your first sexual experience was on SAT-1, Saturday night at 11pm.
29. ... if you drill in your nose!
30. You expect chocolate in your shoes on December 6th.
31. You complain that in other countries everything is dirty.
32. We are used to men getting drunk every Ascsenion Day (Himmelfahrt or rather "Männertag")
33. if you get up at 6 in the morning to reserve your sunbed with a towel and then go back to sleep till later.
34. You spent hours in school learning to pronounce "th".
35. ... taxi drivers drive Mercedes and the police on the Autobahn drive BMWs.
36. ... if you go to school in a gymnasium.
37. ... if you answer the phone giving your surname.
38. ... if you spend the summer at the "Baggersee".
39. ... if you say PorschE, not Porsh!
40a. ... if you freak out at the fact that Canadians/ Americans/ Brits use margarine for EVERYTHING... or SALTED BUTTER! For cooking! For BAKING! ON BREAD WITH NUTELLA!
40b. ... if ich ständig Nutella Brote verdrücke - I can't get enough Nutella sandwiches.
41. ... if you always have a pack of TEMPOS on you.
42. ... if you watch "Der 90.Geburstag - Dinner for One" on New Year's Eve every year and can still laugh about it.
43. ... if you burst into tears of happiness when you find that the Lidl markets in the UK sell Fleischsalat, not forgetting Salami, German yoghurts, German bread mix and so on!
44. ... if you believe that wooden toys are educationally superior (aren't they? - Ed)
45. ... if you think there is nothing wrong with dark brown tiles in your bathroom.
46. ... if you know who Jim Knopf and Urmel are.
47. ... if you don't use anything but the finest Diddl Maus stationary
48. ... if you have guests coming and everything must be cleaned so it is pikabello sauber....even though it already was
49. ... if there is no such thing as BBQ only grillen
50. ... if there is only one Rudi Voeller
51. ... if the cold evening meal is eaten off wooden boards not plates.
52. ... if you are looking for the "esszett" i.e. ß on your keyboard
53. ... if you know what Das Sandmännchen is.
54. ... if you understand the following:
I understand only railwaystation
Heaven, arse and thread!
Us runs the water in the mouth together.
Human being Meier!
My dear Mister singing-club!
Now we sit quite beautiful in the ink...
Your English is under all pig!
To have a jump in the dish.
To have much wood before the cottage.
To have not all cups in the board.
If you think, you can beat me over the ear, you are on the woodway.
It's me sausage/ it's me s*** equal!
AND SO MANY MORE, TOO MANY TO LIST!
55. ... if you can identify with movies like: Die Fetten Jahre sind vorbei, Sonnenallee, Good Bye Lenin...
56. ... if you have been tortured with "Kabale und Liebe" during your Abitur.
57. ... if you always fold your Tetra Pak before you throw it in the appropriate bin.
58a. ... if most, if not all, of your childhood songs were by "Rolf Zuckowski und seine Kinder"
58b. ... if you learned all about traffic safety through songs by Rolf Zuckowski
59. ... if you eat raw pork with raw egg mmmh, lécker Hackepeter Wink
60. ... if you do gifts on Christmas Eve - the proper way. Or is it just the Brits, US Americans, Canadians etc. that don't do it the proper way? Most European countries do!
61. ... if everybody calls you "zee german" and thinks that you LOVE sauerkraut and sausages... then you are german RazzP
62. ... if you think you have less public holidays than other countries when in fact you have more!
63. ... if you own a David Hasselhoff tape
64. ... if you just don't get baseball and think it's boring
65. ... if you serve/ make a pasta salad for every occasion.
66. ... if you speak English but the German way...even when it sounds strange e.g. 'everything in order by you?'
... becoz order is so important! OR "I made the laundry"
67. ... if you only drink Sprudel Wasser and you add it to every other liquid you drink and call it Schorle!
68. ... if you like to eat your french fries with mayonaise and are revolted by the thought of vinegar on them.
69. ... if you keep going on about the ear worm that you currently have and people look at you like you have some tropical disease.
70. ... if you think stores are closed on Sundays apart from the local railway station store (in most probability LIDL)
71. ... if you confuse your "if" and "when".... Wink
72. ... if you watched GZSZ or Marienhof as a teenager.
73. ... if (when living in the UK) you have to have satellite TV to watch all those German programmes e.g. Wetten Dass and Tatort!
74. ... if you cringe when you hear the English version of 99 Luftballons - 99 Red Balloons.
75. ... if you say: "hier sieht's aus wie bei Hempels unterm Sofa"
76. ... if the concept of small talk still puzzles you
77. ... if you laugh when other people get hurt, because Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude
78. ... if you’re the only one recycling not just bottles and cans but also light bulbs, water filters, batteries, printer cartridges …
79. ... if you don't understand the joke "Don't mention the War"
80. ... if you reuse the plastic bags from the supermarket for your rubbish
81. ... if being on time means 15 minutes earlier to you
82. ... if you actually understand the lyrics of Rammstein and the double meanings
83a. ... if you know German bands like Tokio Hotel who are breaking around the world incl. the USA http://tokiohotelus.com/blog/?p=341
83b. ... if you know who Heino is (and Hannelore - his wife)
84. ... if you wonder why all those people are standing waiting in line when it's easier to walk straight to the front
85. ... if you do not understand why your German passport with correct address is not good enough to open a UK bank account but your water bill is
86. ... if you find it strange that Nov 11 is Remembrance Day (UK) and noone is cutting guys' ties
87a. ... if you advise others to park their cars so that exhausts face the road so as to protect buildings from the fumes
87b. ... if you complain about people that just sit in their car with the engine running
87c. ... if you switch off your car at the traffic lights
88. ...if you just can't stand the taste of Marmite
89. ... if you can't stand the sloppy white British/ American bread - the one where you try to spread your Nutella and it falls apart!
90. ... if you have 2 different types of toothpaste, one for the morning and one for the evening (e.g. Elmex/ Aronal)
91. ... (native German) if you have absolutely no idea who the von Trapp family are and you can't sing along to any of the Sound of Music film songs.
92. ... if you smash plates (yes the Greeks do it too) and saw logs a wedding
93. ... if nuts & raisins are something that only German students are meant to eat (Studentenfutter)
94. ... if you knock on the table or desk after a university presentation/ seminar or similar
95. ... if you still differentiate between West Germans and East Germans (Wessis & Ossis) after xx years of reunification
96. ... if you watched "Brummkreisel" and the Czech version of "Aschenbroedel" on GDR1 and GDR2 even though you lived in the West
97. ... if you know who the Kelly Family are.
98. ... if greet everyone in a doctors' waiting room with a friendly "Guten Tag!"
99. ... if you always complain about Dutch caravans on German "Autobahnen"
100. ... if you can't laugh at British humour e.g. Fawlty Towers
101. ... if you go to the pictures, the cinema/ theater is empty but you still look where your assigned seat is - even if it's the left-most seat in the front row
102. ... if you are queing for bread rolls at 6am in the morning whilst on holiday
103. ... if you own a bicycle that brakes when you try to peddle backwards
104. ... if you know at least 15 different ways to cook potatoes
105. ... if you are really upset when the Deutsche Bahn is yet again 5 minutes late (that's late? If only it were only 5 minutes in the UK!)
106. ... if you feel uncomfortable saying "you" to adults in English classes.
107. ... if you're the only one knocking on your desk after a lecture to show your appreciation while everyone else stares at you.
108. ... if you switch the light off when you leave a room, (much to the dismay of your British flatmates).
109. ... if, in the UK, Australia and other countries where they drive on the left, you attempt to get into the driver's side when someone has offered you a lift/ ride.
110. ... if you wish every person around you "Mahlzeit" at mealtimes.
111. ... if you have a sense of guilt/ shame when you say that you are proud to be German.
112. ... if you don't cross your fingers but "press your thumbs"
113. ... A LONG ONE! ... .. if your CV/ resume is a book that consists not only your previous work experience, but also your last 3 report cards, all of your previous job report cards, what your mother and father do for a living (not to mention what your siblings do and whether they're single, married, etc.), a photo of yourself (if not a couple), your religious beliefs, and ... the list goes on!
114. ... if you know the Knigge way of how to eat "correctly" with your knife and fork
115. ...if, when in Chile, you freak out when you find Lakritz and Ritter Sport in the local pharmacy
116. ...if the sentence "you can say you to me" makes perfect sense to you.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on August 27, 2008, 01:21:42 PM
You know you're Swiss if...

 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

1. you complain if your bus/train/tram is more than 5 minutes late. Make that 1 minute
2. you've ever been confused with a Swede
3. you laugh when Americans believe that Swiss Miss is a Swiss product, but then have no clue that Nestlé and Rolex ARE
4. you get frustrated if you go grocery shopping abroad and there aren't at least 10 different kinds of chocolate and 15 kinds of cheese available
5. you have learned three to four languages and think this is completely normal
6. you have ever been asked - upon stating your nationality - whether you live in the mountains and whether you can yodel
7. you can pronounce "Chuchichäschtli" and you know what it means
8. you have ever been asked who the president of Switzerland is and then failed miserably trying to explain why you've lost track
9. you know what "Röschti" are and you have crossed the "Röschtigrabe" at some point
10. you went to a state-funded ski camp every year with your classmates in high school
11. to you, skis are like the extensions of your feet, because you've skied since you could walk
12. you are amused when people ask you what language is spoken in your home country and/or you have to explain that "Swiss" is not a language, that there are four national languages and none of them is called "Swiss"!
13. you owned a Swatch growing up... or still do
14. you've ever seen "Sandmännchen" dubbed into Romansch
15. as a female, you give all your friends three kisses on the cheeks as a greeting
16. you love Migros and you swear that some of their products are better than anything you've ever seen elsewhere
17. you've ever been asked by your non-Swiss friends to intervene in a fight and used "hey, I'm Swiss" as an excuse not to
18. your country has six different public television channels in three different languages - and you don't think this is unusual
19. you get amused when you see Swiss German people being subtitled on German television
20. you firmly believe it is more important to do things accurately than to do them quickly
21. you were legally allowed to drink beer and wine at the age of sixteen
22. you walked to kindergarten without supervision, wearing a large orange triangle around your neck
23. you think it's normal that everyone has a bunker underneath their house, or is registered for one of the public bunkers under the school building, for emergency situations... by the way, here's a fun thing to do: invite over some of your foreign friends (Americans make very good candidates) and take a picture of the look on their face when they SEE the bunker. Priceless!
24. when being asked to explain how certain things work in your country, you have to use the phrase "it differs for each canton, so..."
25. you are asked to vote on a "Referendum" or "Initiative" at least 3 or 4 times a year
26. you are used to drinking from any public fountain in the street unless there is a warning sign that says "no drinking water"
27. you grew up believing all cows must wear bells
28. you think that driving somewhere for four hours is a hell of a long time
29. you get slightly irritated or at least confused if your foreign visitors ask to see a chocolate factory
30. you know what Betty Bossi books and products are and have bought one
31. you know someone that collects the tin foil lids from coffee cream tubs
32. you don't see where the problem is when every male citizen who has been to the army has an assault rifle under his bed
33. you have to pay twice the price for museum entries because you're not a citizen of the EU, although you live in Europe!
34. you are in a non-European country and can hear people talking Swiss German and just go up and strike up a conversation with a complete stranger
35. no matter how much of a "bad-ass" you think you are, you will still pick up your candy wrapper off the floor if an old lady asks you too
36. you think everything is cheap abroad compared to Swiss prices!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on August 27, 2008, 01:36:24 PM
Internet Addiction Test (IAT)

http://www.netaddiction.com/resources/internet_addiction_test.htm

What was your score?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on August 27, 2008, 06:52:01 PM
har, i had seven of them things with the swiss stuff
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on August 27, 2008, 09:11:12 PM
Claws, 48. Average user :)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on August 30, 2008, 12:11:54 AM
Umm.  :o

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on August 30, 2008, 01:53:26 AM
... I did not expect that...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on August 30, 2008, 05:05:36 AM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on August 30, 2008, 11:12:35 AM
wow....
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 02, 2008, 12:59:52 AM
Grizzly Bear Warning Sign.

And Road kill Restaurant nice Possum with smear of dear.  :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on September 02, 2008, 04:56:48 PM
nomnomnomnom
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on September 03, 2008, 08:12:03 AM
seriously, i would like to try that restaurant! xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 04, 2008, 12:16:21 AM
The Parrot is Dead

At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the
caretaker at your country house.'

'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'

'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead'

'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?'

'Si, Senor, that's the one.'

'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?'

'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.'

'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'

'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse. '

'Dead horse? What dead horse?'

'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'

'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'

'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.'

'Are you insane?? What water cart?'

'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'

'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??'

'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.'

'What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed
because of a candle??!!'

'Yes, Senor Rod.'

'But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?'

'For the funeral, Senor Rod.'

'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!'

'Your wife's, Senor Rod', she showed up very late one night and I
thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made
Super Quad 460 golf club.'

SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE..........

'Ernesto, if you broke that golf club, you're in deep trouble !!'




DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!


Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.'

'Oh, by the way don't worry about Spike, my bulldog. He won't bother you. But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!'


'I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'


When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just
as she said, the dog simply lay quietly on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with its incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled,

'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'

. . and the parrot said, 'Get him, Spike!'
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on September 04, 2008, 06:06:14 PM
haha! Now I only wonder one thing...where do you get them all Claws???
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 05, 2008, 11:43:38 PM

Tech Support: "What version of Windows do you have installed?"
Customer: "... Double glazed."
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nazhra Stormwolf on September 11, 2008, 03:07:16 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on September 11, 2008, 05:16:47 PM
Nazhra is BACK! ALL BOW TO HER WILL!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gharkfang on September 11, 2008, 05:19:41 PM
*Bows to the Iz*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on September 14, 2008, 04:09:48 AM
AGHWHOOHADEPBWAAA-SHWO.



To clarify: You either have to be real daft in the head to understand this or watch it at least 8 times in a row.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gharkfang on September 14, 2008, 01:23:17 PM
Watched like 10 times.. still don't understand it..  ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on September 14, 2008, 06:11:46 PM
I still don't understand...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on September 28, 2008, 03:03:40 PM
Something every Alliance player is supposed to have: The Alliance QQ Box!

http://www.wowinsider.com/photos/world-of-warcrafts-alliance-tissue-box/1055765/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kargur Bloodaxe on September 29, 2008, 01:59:44 AM
AGHWHOOHADEPBWAAA-SHWO.



To clarify: You either have to be real daft in the head to understand this or watch it at least 8 times in a row.

Dr Robotnik?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on September 30, 2008, 03:22:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JF03i7NfIU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JF03i7NfIU)

Now that is why the third reich fell!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 30, 2008, 11:39:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JF03i7NfIU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JF03i7NfIU)

Now that is why the third reich fell!

Made me laugh until i cried.
How do people come up with this stuff.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on October 03, 2008, 05:44:02 PM
The imbaness of WotLK mages.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on October 03, 2008, 06:31:36 PM
The imbaness of WotLK mages.


That lads got to get a life
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on October 04, 2008, 11:57:01 PM
*whistles innocently*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lanii on October 16, 2008, 07:03:02 PM
http://www.ihatemisty.com?id=2yafk9o3n8zirt3bi4zmwcwhfwjuur
Actually.. Not so fun :-/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on October 16, 2008, 08:45:37 PM
thats more like... sad :S
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on October 22, 2008, 09:09:16 PM
how does i do pvp ??//

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2763/pvpkeybindingsvo5.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on October 22, 2008, 11:15:25 PM
how does i do pvp ??//

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2763/pvpkeybindingsvo5.jpg

Oh thats so true.
Pal =
To heal and run or to run and heal.

Hunter =
Ohh bugger which key was it oh never mind to late.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on October 23, 2008, 05:34:28 PM
The end has come!

Gnome communists!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on October 23, 2008, 10:30:18 PM
FOR GNOMREREAGAN!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on October 27, 2008, 12:58:06 PM
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/blendy1.jpg (http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/blendy1.jpg)


........
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on October 28, 2008, 01:19:33 PM
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s148/Lemonpie39/McPain.jpg)

Yes, I'm bored at work.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on November 01, 2008, 08:09:02 PM


FROSTSHOCK! Good ole WoW movies! Still love this one.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lanii on November 01, 2008, 10:33:56 PM
He is back, and better than ever! http://wotlkwiki.info/video/btundraq.php
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on November 03, 2008, 02:36:55 PM
whom?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lanii on November 04, 2008, 07:31:32 PM
Umm.. Let me.. S_ _ _ _ _ _ G
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kargur Bloodaxe on November 20, 2008, 12:41:45 AM
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20081114
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kargur Bloodaxe on November 20, 2008, 12:43:24 AM
Aaand another little comic that made me giggle

http://www.gucomics.com/comic/?cdate=20081119
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nazkhur on November 27, 2008, 10:22:00 PM


FROSTSHOCK! Good ole WoW movies! Still love this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sq4q7RbvKk&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sq4q7RbvKk&feature=related)

Makes you wonder about some of the shamans around.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 11, 2008, 12:36:42 PM
Thought it was a really bad joke at first, but WoW's getting plastic surgery!

http://us.blizzard.com/support/article.xml?tag=CRCFAQ

Maybe something for some orcs to consider? *Snicker*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 11, 2008, 03:22:46 PM
Just another get quick scheme from Blizzard. :-[
Why cant they just consentrate on game aspects that matter.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nazkhur on December 11, 2008, 09:37:37 PM
Koz is getting a bewb job, we all know its true.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 12, 2008, 08:37:52 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 13, 2008, 05:15:43 AM
Kittehz! Could use one of those for my leaking cats, really.

On an entirely different note!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 19, 2008, 01:10:35 AM
Quality stuff!

(http://www.tehupload.com/uploads/7600988b4d13358122934142923.gif)

(http://tractioncontrol.net/mefight/stoogew.gif)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on December 19, 2008, 02:19:43 AM
He's a clicker, no wonder he phailed!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 21, 2008, 11:32:25 PM
Birthday Game

RULES-->Please select month, date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Code:
Pick the month you were born in:
January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my bestfriend’s girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because i was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I’am shy
Gray----------Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry




1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they

both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.

22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
lighs on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 22, 2008, 12:08:32 AM
I gave my shoes to a homeless guy because I hate myself! \o/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on December 22, 2008, 12:13:20 AM
I had a crush on the computer because I can't control myself!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugrash on December 22, 2008, 12:16:48 AM
I hit a stuffed animal because i was drunk <.<
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on December 22, 2008, 02:54:16 AM
I fell in love with a cannibal becouse i was hungry.

wicked twist to that one  :o
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gorr'ulk Grimwolf on December 22, 2008, 03:32:49 AM
I fell in love with a mexican because I cant control myself.

Yay Mexicans!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 22, 2008, 09:49:02 AM
i fell in love with my pshyciatrist Because I was in mental hospital

Umm sounds about right.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on December 22, 2008, 12:46:33 PM
I had a crush on a giraffe because I can't control myself <,<
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bugor on December 22, 2008, 04:05:28 PM
I hit a mad cow because I was drunk...

Not that far off real life har har.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on January 12, 2009, 10:03:41 PM
Frogger and Naxxramas http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=n-46tPuSj2E&feature=related

Lol at the people dying there. Sais alot about the players imo :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 23, 2009, 12:46:27 AM
Orc Angels.
The old boy still got pulling power. :o ;) :D :D


Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 23, 2009, 01:23:07 AM
Har! Good going! Nice one, Oz! Grats!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on January 23, 2009, 02:04:32 AM
Congrats, Oz! You will not be asked to drive the entire tribe around on that.
Me too D:

And for further fun (hopefully): http://www.darklegacycomics.com/173.jpg !
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 23, 2009, 02:07:20 AM
And for further CHEESE & BISCUITz (hopefully): http://www.darklegacycomics.com/173.jpg !
Omnomnom, cheese and biscuits! My 1337 filter approves!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on January 23, 2009, 02:12:52 AM
And for further CHEESE & BISCUITz (hopefully): http://www.darklegacycomics.com/173.jpg !
Omnomnom, cheese and biscuits! My 1337 filter approves!

That's just CRUEL!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 23, 2009, 11:38:49 AM
And for further CHEESE & BISCUITz (hopefully): http://www.darklegacycomics.com/173.jpg !
Omnomnom, cheese and biscuits! My 1337 filter approves!

That's just CRUEL!

Depends on which one has the ahh appliances on.
(My fillter dis-approves hand cuffs)

Life is to short try it before ya knock it.  ::) ::) ;)
Opps send to much again.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 27, 2009, 12:55:51 AM
The fearless DUO ride out.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Norv on January 28, 2009, 05:35:24 AM
I will get myself one of those. I will so get myself one of those. I will get ...
*goes to sleep dreaming already*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Oznack on January 28, 2009, 09:12:10 AM
I will get myself one of those. I will so get myself one of those. I will get ...
*goes to sleep dreaming already*

Personally Im a bit disapointed at the time it takes to mount the damn thing as well as the lack of an ability for the passenger to use his/hers weapons, atleast the ranged :)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on January 28, 2009, 07:29:55 PM
http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html?topicId=1016252164&sid=1
Nicked this from the Sixty Forum, because it sure made me laugh!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nagrar on January 30, 2009, 11:22:04 AM
wow ! she look like the old lady living next door.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Norv on February 18, 2009, 06:19:45 PM

WoW intervention!
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkQSB_h5lY)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vlargrom on February 24, 2009, 07:30:09 AM
WoW intervention! - That video is just so nice  ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on March 26, 2009, 01:24:13 AM
&eurl

I love this one <3
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on March 26, 2009, 02:20:14 AM
This thread is full of lol
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grimskorn / Seríon on March 26, 2009, 08:13:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ)

Misheard Lyrics of Nightwish - Wishmaster
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grimskorn / Seríon on March 27, 2009, 08:17:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNWRBLS57s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNWRBLS57s)

Okay, The music is a little annoying, maybe to some, BUT the animation is fecking awesome. It's not a funny video, But couldn't find anywhere to put Machinima. This is a female Belf rogue that tries to assassinate Lady Katrana Prestor (Onyxia), Only to be pwned by a member Of SI:7 (http://www.wowwiki.com/SI:7 (http://www.wowwiki.com/SI:7)) and Katrana herself, She manages to escape. The animation is beautifully done with more realistic structure movements, a more... fluid and human type. Take a look :)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on March 27, 2009, 08:45:17 AM
The animations are great, but the music makes it unwatchable. Just mute it and find something in your playlist instead!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grimskorn / Seríon on March 27, 2009, 08:55:57 AM
Agreed. The human rogue is pure pwnage, Female Blood Elves ARE getting old.. :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on March 27, 2009, 12:36:29 PM
Totally enjoyed the animation (Worked well with Bodybeat by Combicrist ;) )

Oh and I found this today.... it made me smile

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on April 10, 2009, 01:36:17 AM


Watch it all amazing stuff
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Norv on May 22, 2009, 04:58:42 PM
Reasons you should drink milk! (http://wimp.com/drinkmilk)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on May 28, 2009, 02:46:15 PM
Bah NO NO NO

Koz is catching me up on postings cant have this.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on May 29, 2009, 01:15:11 PM
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2008/043/0/2/Roll_A_Hunter_by_GirlNamedEd.jpg
Kozgugore promoting his class, I'd say! *snicker*

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2008/025/6/3/Orc_Warlock_Chibi_by_Timmy_Toons.jpg
And Grockh!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on May 29, 2009, 09:48:02 PM
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2008/043/0/2/Roll_A_Hunter_by_GirlNamedEd.jpg
Kozgugore promoting his class, I'd say! *snicker*

http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2008/025/6/3/Orc_Warlock_Chibi_by_Timmy_Toons.jpg
And Grockh!

Ahh they cute  :-*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 01, 2009, 10:40:10 PM
Advanced storytelling.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9375/amazingy.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on June 02, 2009, 02:07:08 AM
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/031/5/c/The_Avalon_Orc_2___WIP_by_xadhoom.jpg

We bring the hawtness to the tribe!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Burgorg on June 02, 2009, 02:38:56 AM
Taint you should not show pic of Koz like that  ::)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on June 22, 2009, 07:27:22 PM
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v6298161J2cGtJ4x#watch%3Dv6298421386kWYhb
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on June 23, 2009, 01:58:47 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... It's Barack Obama!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Burgorg on June 25, 2009, 03:33:39 AM
I looked that one.. 3:am..  And.. probably woke up my Roommate to my laughing :'D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 26, 2009, 04:23:26 PM


Do not know what to say about this kid  :-\
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 26, 2009, 04:29:58 PM
Saw it a few days ago on some other site too. Looks pretty fake to me, although nicely acted. o.<

I mean, I've never tried to stick any tv remotes in my bumhole when I was angry before. *Twitch*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 29, 2009, 09:22:40 AM
&feature=related
Ahh such sweet memories.  :o  :P :-\
"I do not remember eating that " made me laugh any way.

one for the music fans.
((Ear plugs advised))
&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on June 29, 2009, 01:44:04 PM
Eep. Remember that from the second (I think) season of the Dutch Idols. One of the only interesting parts of the entire season, mind. Really started getting boring when it got milked and sucked dry.


French orcs. *Cringe* For the best effect of pity upon the French players, fast forward to Grom's death.
Je me suis... liberaaaaaiiiiis!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on June 30, 2009, 11:01:16 AM
I knew french was an ugly language... I'm even more convinced now I saw that vid x_O orcs and french is definately not the best combination.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 01, 2009, 09:29:57 PM
2Ephp%3Fp%3D57

Brits rule
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 09, 2009, 11:01:56 PM

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
Claws was sitting in the back, and quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service.




NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8 Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying *-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!



An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and
the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed
the gentleman to hear 100%

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,

'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear
again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Norv on July 10, 2009, 03:48:06 PM
US Navy vs Canada
 
 This is reported to be the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of  Newfoundland October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
 
 Canadians:
 Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
 
 Americans:
 Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
 
 Canadians:
 Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
 
 Americans:
 This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
 
 Canadians:
 No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
 
 Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER  MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
 
 Canadians:
 We are a lighthouse, your call.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Norv on July 10, 2009, 04:09:15 PM
Said to be excepts from the transcripts in court: (source (http://www.amazon.com/Disorder-Court-Fractured-Moments-Courtroom/dp/0393319288/))

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS:  Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ******ing me?
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with male.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on July 10, 2009, 04:25:57 PM
Claws, Norv - priceless! All of them are priceless *passes out due to laughter*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on July 10, 2009, 04:39:14 PM
(( Somone I know sent me this... I was amused... ))

This is an actual account as relayed to Paramedics at a chilli cook-off in Texas.

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chilli cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chilli wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."


Here are the actual scorecard notes from the event:


CHILLI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILLI...

Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.

Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy !@#%, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.


CHILLI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILLI...

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


CHILLI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILLI...

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chilli. Great kick.

Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting s**t- faced from all of the beer.


CHILLI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chilli with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chilli.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chilli an aphrodisiac?


CHILLI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chilli. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chilli using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chilli had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really p***es me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.


CHILLI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...

Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chilli. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I s**t on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my a$$ with a snow cone.


CHILLI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILLI...

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chilli with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chilli peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chilli, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.


CHILLI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILLI......

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chilli. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chilli. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chilli pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chilli?

Judge # 3 - No Report
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 12, 2009, 05:53:00 PM
A Short Love Story!



A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damned blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he f*rted.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on July 13, 2009, 02:46:43 PM
Well, you could see this as funny or either as incredible :P Fastest wintergrasp capture ever! 62 Seconds. And that by only having engineers with you ^^ (probably going to be fixed)

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on July 13, 2009, 05:22:43 PM
Don't see what's there to be fixed. It's very useless on your own, since the bombs barely do any damage. Still, one of the very few uses of engineering, I guess.

On another note.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 17, 2009, 04:32:45 PM
Well, you could see this as funny or either as incredible :P Fastest wintergrasp capture ever! 62 Seconds. And that by only having engineers with you ^^ (probably going to be fixed)



I think that is well thought out to be honest Greg.
Good battle planning.
Just like a big group of sneaks would do it if they had the ability.
To get so many to work together, some thing that just does not happen much now.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 22, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
 ;D ::) :D



Get ready to jump ::)

&NR=1
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on August 12, 2009, 02:02:25 AM
Nookiey Nookiey Nookiey ?

&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Osan the Orc on August 13, 2009, 02:41:06 PM
Some how the girl herself was amusing, then again any sort of person from that way amuses me when they repeat things over and over again.


And they scare me when they sing you happy birthday. I was threatened to have a load of chinese people at a chinese restaurant come sing happy birthday if I didn't behave.

It worked.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 09, 2009, 11:48:29 PM
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.













But it was a long time ago, & it was just that one day.


The End
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 28, 2009, 01:50:00 PM

   
I.Q. test --- Have A go -- you will get at least 1 wrong



Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.


Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down)















First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

























Answer: If you answered that you are first, and then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.















Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?






























Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, and then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

















You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.




























Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
















Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?































Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


































He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ozzkar on September 28, 2009, 02:23:09 PM
That test made me feel stupid :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on September 28, 2009, 02:44:31 PM
I always hated maths! Hate!

And calculators suck! I'm sure it's 5000! Stupid mindfucks!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on September 28, 2009, 02:49:36 PM
The maths one (I like Math, it's logical and sticks to rules) and the 4th one were the only ones I got right.... how amusing! :D I do enjoy a good mind screw ;)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 28, 2009, 07:40:14 PM
I always hated maths! Hate!

And calculators suck! I'm sure it's 5000! Stupid mindfucks!

But you did not say how many you got right  ::)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on September 28, 2009, 08:09:26 PM
All of them, of course! Why else do you think I'd be this enthusiastic otherwise?!

*Grumblemumble*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 28, 2009, 10:50:43 PM
All of them, of course! Why else do you think I'd be this enthusiastic otherwise?!

*Grumblemumble*

Ahh thats what i thought   ::)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on September 29, 2009, 02:25:31 AM
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/funniest-game-glitch-ever/330890?playlist=featured

The comments are just about as amusing at the movie itself.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on October 14, 2009, 05:15:56 PM


I elohel'd ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on October 14, 2009, 05:58:04 PM
Gnihihi, cute stuff!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on October 18, 2009, 08:01:16 PM
&feature=fvw
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on October 23, 2009, 07:08:05 PM
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Shrooms/


MUSHROOMS!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on November 10, 2009, 12:07:40 AM
Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road


THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the
road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give us five minutes with the chicken and
we'll find out.

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have
never known any chickens.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
If someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, that was good
enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSAIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken 98, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your check book, and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating
system.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I DID NOT cross the road with THAT chicken.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on November 13, 2009, 02:01:15 AM
Kozgugore is a true artist!

(http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss218/Morhen/Kozmorg.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on November 13, 2009, 07:21:20 PM
Is that a flower in his hand?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on November 13, 2009, 08:10:21 PM
Bawwwwh! Kewt, Koz!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on November 17, 2009, 12:23:28 AM
WANTED!
"The Phantom Pooper"
$5,000 REWARD
for information leading to the apprehension, arrest, and BBQing of BOID.



Suspect should be considered loaded and ready to poop!
Use extreme caution when approaching from underneath!
Preplucked condition will generate another $20 upon apprehension and submittal.



Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on November 18, 2009, 08:41:56 AM
How long did that car stand there? o_O
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on November 18, 2009, 07:43:00 PM


My best mate sent me this. Ok Ok, so it doesn't apply to me as I'm one of the females that actually bought the game to play it but hey, this made me smile. Not too sure anyone else here would find it amusing though...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on November 18, 2009, 08:29:42 PM
Hey, I've been available! Just turn on Skype or whatever other chat program on on the other computer and bingo, you're free to play on your other computer! *Flex* Then again, I don't really bother to play it online. Was amusing though.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on November 18, 2009, 11:16:50 PM
Completed it in a day, good fun.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on November 19, 2009, 12:57:59 AM
This, puts a smile to every face.

&NR=1
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on November 19, 2009, 08:30:26 AM
I kinda saw those 2 blobs a bit too much to see them as funny : x but ah well :p
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vargosh on November 19, 2009, 04:59:50 PM


My best mate sent me this. Ok Ok, so it doesn't apply to me as I'm one of the females that actually bought the game to play it but hey, this made me smile. Not too sure anyone else here would find it amusing though...

I don't play CSS, CoD, DoD, BF, etc etc so can't really agree on that. Then again, that applies to all new huge games, sort of.
Either way 'Twas fun. :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ragaresh on November 20, 2009, 11:14:19 PM
Christmas is coming, and we are preparing for it here in finland. (Warning might be shocking for small children, blood, violence and nudity rofl.)


Part one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JIz7I5yzwQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JIz7I5yzwQ)

Part two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4OvK3Vn44&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4OvK3Vn44&NR=1)

Christmas, it's serious business. :|


Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Noruk on November 21, 2009, 10:27:01 PM
Christmas, it's serious business. :|

'am so glad that they're making a full-length movie of this. Best thing since sliced bread, I hope!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Burgorg on November 22, 2009, 07:32:38 PM
Ha! I found Koz's Battle planz!

http://s94913612.onlinehome.us/wh40klol/you_iz_an_ork!.png
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on November 24, 2009, 11:33:15 PM
Perhaps it's about time Greggar explains to us what their government puts in that Belgian food of theirs.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/709611/d65206ce/monsieur_pingouin_%28classic%29.html
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on November 25, 2009, 08:24:06 AM
Errr... Hmm... Well, he spoke french so he's from south belgium where all french speaking belgian folk are. I consider that normal for their region. D:
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 09, 2009, 11:21:45 PM
Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year.


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?






























'Not yet,' she replied.  :o
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on December 10, 2009, 03:04:07 AM
Anyone remember this?

My directx freaked out and showed me all kinds of fancy graphics, also note Koz's comments in Redorc, if you can.

(http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/large/b4f68456bb4f0c3f3044b5af8f7dfe52ab6200c9.jpg) (http://www.xfire.com/profile/reusnl/screenshots/?ss_file=b4f68456bb4f0c3f3044b5af8f7dfe52ab6200c9.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on December 11, 2009, 11:25:32 PM
Thats going back some time Nergul  :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 14, 2010, 11:40:50 PM
For all those who have already seen Avatar!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-avatar-plot-fail.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ghora on January 16, 2010, 09:37:59 PM
http://verydemotivational.com/ 

Is an epic website with lots of lulz.
This one gave me a bad case of the chuckles (very macho stuff):

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/01/15/demotivational-posters-wit/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on January 17, 2010, 01:51:11 AM
This has to be among the most hillarious things I have ever seen.
Say what you want about 4chan, but this is when the place is just absolute gold.
(http://imagechan.com/images/fef94e47c33e9af5e4b4b6acb7b70122.png)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 17, 2010, 08:17:02 PM
((Sorry must be me  :-[
But i do not find the above funny in any way.
More sick and very bad taste.
Until you are personal touch by such the making of stupid comments
about the horror of humanity should not be made.))

But hey each to their own sense of humour.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 19, 2010, 07:48:15 PM
A Irish Joke (sorry to any Irish out there)

The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.


'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Pub in Gippsland, Victoria
.. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!
We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!'


'Well, Paddy,' Sarkozy replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army?'


'Right now,' says Paddy, after a moment's calculation,
'there is myself, me Cousin Cyc, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub.
That makes eleven!'


Sarkozy paused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.'


'Begoora!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to ring you back.'


Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on.
We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!'


'And what equipment would that be Paddy?' Sarkozy asks.


'Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor.'


Sarkozy sighs, amused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armoured personnel carriers.
Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke.'


'Saints preserve us!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to get back to you.'


Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on!
We have managed to get ourselves airborne!
We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit,
and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!'


Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes.
My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites.
And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!'


'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!' says Paddy, 'I will have to ring you back.'


Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day.
'Top o' the mornin', Mr. Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.'


'Really? I am sorry to hear that,' says Sarkozy. 'Why the sudden change of heart?'


'Well,' says Paddy,
'we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and packets of crisps,
and we decided there is no f...ing way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.'
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thanuk on February 19, 2010, 01:27:19 AM
I feel I have to post this in here....

Once a couple of years ago, me and some mates were bored at my friends house, and we decided to make a Garry's Mod video... The rest or for you to find out yourself.



NEEDS WATCH!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on February 21, 2010, 04:51:57 PM
Silly Laws.
Or are the?

1. Bolivia, In Santa Cruz it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
2. In Canada Any debt higher than 25 cents cannot be paid in pennies. In Toronto, it is illegal to ride a streetcar on a Sunday if you have been eating garlic
3. In China - A form of population control? Do not stop for pedestrians, just run em over, there are too many people in China anyway…
* Drivers who stop at pedestrian crossings may receive a fine or a warning under Article 40 of the Beijing Traffic Laws
* In China - yep, they have 2 that made the list, In order to go to college you must be “intelligent”.
4. Denmark - It is illegal to start a car if there is anyone under it.
* Denmark - The don’t make the horse feel inferior law - If a car is overtaking a horse-drawn carriage and the horse becomes agitated, the driver must pull over and if necessary cover the car from the horse’s view.
5. Finland - Considering its cheaper for air than a ticket, this may be a good thing, unless you are in a hurry. Finnish police do not issue tickets for illegal parking – they just let down the person’s tires. Maybe you can carry an air compressor in the trunk and park anywhere you like.
6. France - It is illegal to call a pig Napoleon
* They may also be a bit paranoid when it comes to alien invasions!
* It is illegal to sell dolls with alien faces – they must have human faces.
* It is illegal to land a flying saucer in a vineyard.
7. Germany - A pillow is regarded as a “passive weapon”.
8. United Kingdom - that darn dress code - It is illegal for Members of Parliament to enter the House of Commons in full armour.
* This is brilliant - It is illegal to drive a car without sitting in the front seat
* I wonder how this came about, the police helmet I mean, A pregnant woman can legally urinate anywhere including in a policeman’s helmet.
* In Liverpool it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless she is employed in an exotic fish shop.
9. Greece - drivers, watch your hygiene - A driver’s license can be revoked if the person appears poorly dressed or unwashed
10. Guinea - It is illegal to call a baby “Monica”
11. Iceland - A place for quacks or quacked medicine - Anyone is allowed to practice medicine in Iceland provided they display the word Scottulaejnir meaning “Quack doctor”
12. Iran - Iranian law suggests that sex play between animals is not recommended – especially when it involves a lioness
* It is forbidden to eat snakes on a Sunday
13. Israel - I guess nose picking may upset the lord. It is illegal to pick one’s nose on the Sabbath
* I hope you can find matching socks in the dark - No person is allowed to dress or undress with the light switched on.
14. Japan - Purple a happy color? It is illegal to wear purple unless you are in mourning.
15. Madagascar - Pregnant women may not wear hats
16. Malaysia - Oh, I gotta wonder about this one, at least the word “used” is not mentioned. It is illegal for restaurant owners to substitute a table napkin with toilet paper.
17. Paraguay - Dueling is legal providing both combatants are blood donors, followed by this gem… A man who catches his wife with someone else in bed is legally permitted to kill his wife and her lover providing he acts immediately.
18. Peru - those sexy female alpacas keep getting young men in trouble… with the law - Unmarried young men are not permitted to keep female alpacas in their apartments.
19. Russia - It is illegal to drive a dirty car
20. Qatar - Just plain shit out of luck here - If an unmarried woman falls pregnant she is banned from using hospitals or calling for any medical assistance. Her only options are to do without healthcare or leave the country
21. Saudi Arabia - Who would have thunk it… it this region of “sexual equalitty” It is illegal for women to appear in public without a male relative or guardian present.
* Women are not allowed to drive cars
* It is illegal for male doctors to examine women and female doctors to examine men.
* A woman can divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.
22. Singapore - The toilet flushing police are near, watch out - Failure to flush a public toilet is punishable by a fine or a prison sentence if caught during random checks by special police.
* If you are caught dropping litter more than 3 times, the penalty is to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a bib saying “I am a litterer”. This will then be broadcast on the local news.
23. Turkey - The just in case law - All drivers must carry a hygienic body bag suitable for carrying a body up to 18st 12lbs (120 kilos). Failure to do so will result in a fine and possible a 6 month jail sentence.
Title: cats again
Post by: Claws on March 18, 2010, 07:20:31 PM
cats again
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on March 21, 2010, 03:38:40 PM
love those laws <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 and cats! <3<3<3<3<3<3
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Scharda on April 12, 2010, 04:18:58 PM
Kristoffer Schau (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yO9QzUzF8&feature=PlayList&p=8C56D4DBEAD22582&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=32)
It's not suppose to make sense, but damn that song got popular for a while because of that stunt!


Hurra Torpedo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwR2JKjdIOc&feature=related)
A favourite of mine, both the cover, the horrible appearance of the band and the fact that this is my bf's all time vorspiel song (did I mention he's utterly tone deaf?) Oh and the name means exactly what is sounds like, Hooray Torpedo.

(both are youtube links btw, so nothing too scary)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on April 12, 2010, 09:45:25 PM
Ahh yea????

Strange
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Alkri on April 18, 2010, 11:15:48 AM
My humour is sick fyi


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCQSpzjHxpQ&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCQSpzjHxpQ&NR=1)



Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on May 15, 2010, 01:50:52 AM
UMMM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Scharda on May 16, 2010, 04:38:02 PM
XD ehehehe *snickers*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on May 16, 2010, 08:27:02 PM
Check for Alzheimer's Disease

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry
at Harvard University

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it!

. 1. This is this cat.
. 2. This is is cat.
. 3. This is how cat.
. 4. This is to cat.
. 5. This is keep cat.
. 6. This is an cat.
. 7. This is old cat.
. 8. This is fart cat.
. 9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down
and I betcha you cannot resist passing it on ....
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on May 16, 2010, 10:18:12 PM
QQ more with these deliscious noodles.

(They don't sell it anymore though ;_;  and no, there isn't a bigger size of the pic. This was taken by a cellphone years ago )
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gnash on May 21, 2010, 12:48:12 PM


Carlton's getting pumped!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on June 28, 2010, 09:40:06 PM
6 TRUTHS OF LIFE



1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.














2. All idjits, after reading #1 will try it.














3. And discover #1 is a lie.















4. You are smiling now because you are an idjit.















5. You soon will share this with another idjit.















6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.










Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on June 28, 2010, 10:34:41 PM
I'm an idjit! ^^
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Garrp on June 29, 2010, 03:34:20 PM
&feature=related I laughed at this.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Garrp on June 29, 2010, 05:32:54 PM
yet another movie on youtube that also made me laugh like crazy.  ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Keha on June 30, 2010, 02:18:41 PM
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5d38f82f-3efd-4c4f-acbc-dd0ddbba55ef.jpg     ^_^
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Boga on June 30, 2010, 07:48:27 PM
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j215/Traubenzucker/Ascris/poster37848727.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Orgash on July 15, 2010, 06:57:19 AM

http://watchallyoucan.com/movies/watch/66035/1/Kevin_Hart_I_m_A_Grown_Little_Man-2009
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tirnak Lynxclaw on July 24, 2010, 02:50:53 PM
BATMAAAAAN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcnbtob7TUg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on August 23, 2010, 08:28:21 PM
SMART AR*ED ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2009




6th Place
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
'What are my choices?' the man asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
________________________________
5th Place
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without blinking an eyelid she said,
'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'
________________________________
4th Place
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The assistant replied, ' I'm afraid not, they're dead.'
________________________________
3rd Place
The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said.
The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
________________________________
2nd Place
A lorry driver was driving along on a country road.
A sign came up that read ' Low Bridge Ahead.'
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, 'Got stuck, eh?'
The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!'
________________________________

SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2009
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 14, 2010, 01:51:11 PM
Thats how fights start!




My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

********************************* *********


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
"The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

********************************* *********

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....
He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....

********************************* ********

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...

********************************* *********

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a petrol station.

And then the fight started...

********************************* *********

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me
for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,
'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

********************************* *********

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink
as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since..'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

********************************* *********

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started....

********************************* *********

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....
__________________
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on September 25, 2010, 06:19:34 AM
Google "(Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2"
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ragaresh on October 02, 2010, 06:38:44 PM
Video where Rargnasha, Kiro and Vezara plus some others i forgot participated in! Check it out.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xew55g_epic-roleplaying-episode-three-what_videogames

(posting here cos lazy people don't have RP-forum account)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on November 09, 2010, 01:34:33 AM
I love the 70's!

&feature=related
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on November 10, 2010, 09:50:22 PM
Woof

Opps pinned it twice.
Silly old me.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kragel on November 11, 2010, 04:26:31 PM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb2wsoVC0g1qcrzswo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kragel on November 13, 2010, 03:24:22 PM
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/937/icing.png (http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/937/icing.png)
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/full.jpg?w=500&h=2915 (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/full.jpg?w=500&h=2915)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on November 13, 2010, 06:03:37 PM
That cat is freaking me out. Severely.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gnash on November 13, 2010, 06:07:45 PM
(http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1170598_o.gif)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Garashna on November 13, 2010, 07:46:43 PM
Cat is so not amused!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on November 16, 2010, 02:20:19 PM
Found this on the Sixty Thieves (Thanks, Burgorg!) and it's also on mmo-champion (http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/788940-A-Sad-Day-in-Theramore). Thought I'd repost it, because I thought it was pretty funny.





Thrall: Knock, knock, anyone home?
Jaina: Thrally!
Thrall: I was in the neighborhood...
Jaina: Aww, did you come all this way just to see me?
Thrall: Ok, yes, you got me.
Jaina:That's so sweet! I mean, I know it's not easy for you to run through Alliance territory--
Loud Voice from Outside: Dustwallow is NOT Alliance! It's a contested zone!
Jaina:...you brought Garrosh Hellscream?
Thrall: Yeah, he's my ride.
Jaina: But...
Garrosh: I think that's all the Theramore guards. I'll work on their shopkeepers and profession trainers while you two are talking.
Thrall: Hey! We talked about this already! Just...stand outside or something.
Garrosh: Fine.
Jaina: Um...what's going on?
Thrall: Yeah...we need to talk.
Jaina: OK...
Thrall: It's kind of important.
Jaina: Uh huh...
Thrall: Jaina, honey...I gotta go.
Jaina: Go?
Thrall: And I don't think the long-distance thing is gonna work out.
Jaina: Wait, go where?
Thrall: It's--
Jaina: Because I'm a mage, you know? Like, a REALLY good one. I can make a portal to anywhere. Whenever! See look--
Thrall: No, I believe you--
Jaina: There, see?
Sartharion: WHAT THE...WHO KEEPS OPENING THOSE?
Thrall: Yes, dear, I know.
Sartharion: I SMELL SWAMP WATER. IS THAT YOU, ONYXIA? I TOLD YOU, I DON'T DATE LEVEL 60 RAID BOSSES.
Thrall: Onyxia's 80 now! Jeez.
Sartharion: OH REALLY? MAN I SHOULD LOOK HER UP.
Thrall: Anyhow, I'm needed in the elemental planes. All of them. I'll be moving around a lot for a while.
Jaina: (sniff) The elemental planes?
Thrall: Yeah, it's a shaman thing. And they're not really big on, um, "unnatural" magic in there. No offense.
Jaina: But if we (sniff) work together...
Thrall: It's just not going to work out. I'm sorry, baby.
Jaina: But (snort) you said that (snorglrt) we could (sno-sno-snort)
Thrall: Ok I can't understand you anymore.
Jaina: Y-y-you said (snorglrlgrlrt)
Thrall: Here, blow hard.
**KABOOOOOM**
Thrall: Ow! Arcane explosion? Damn, woman!
Garrosh: My warchief! Has she--
Thrall: No, we're ok, aren't we?
Jaina: (sniff) (sniff) (sniff) uh-huh...(sniff)
Thrall: Seriously, just wait outside.
Garrosh: Whatever.
Jaina: ...so...(sniff)...you're saying...(sniff)...it's over?
Thrall: I'm really sorry, honey. But I have to go save the multiverse. They need me in there.
Jaina: But (sniff) you can't hearth on the weekends? Or send (sniff) letters or something?
Thrall: It's not like this is a vacation. I don't want to go, baby, you know that. But I have to save the world.
Jaina: But (sniff)
Thrall: And that means humans, too, remember?
Jaina: But (sniff) we were talking about children. Re(sniff)remember?
Thrall: Yes, I remember. We looked it up. There's only been like one half-orc in the history of ever. What was her name?
Jaina: Ga(sniff)Garona Halforcen.
Thrall: And what did she do?
Jaina: She (sniff) she killed King Wrynn.
Thrall: She killed King Wyrnn. Yes.
Jaina: Is this because of that one time I soloed the Lich King and brought him down to like 80%? Because I'm sure you could--
Thrall: No, this isn't about your ex.
Jaina: Is this because I'm like two feet taller than you?
Thrall: Actually I'm a big fan of that, really.
Jaina: Is it--
Thrall: Come on, earthquakes? Elemental rifts? Seas of lava, armies of cultists, Twilight Saga posters everywhere?
Jaina: Twilight HAMMER.
Thrall: Whatever. Anyhow you know this is serious. You know I have to do this.
Jaina: But--
Thrall: And I need YOU here, in the physical world of Azeroth. You're the most powerful mage I've ever met, and I need you ready in case I fail. Nobody else is strong enough.
Jaina: Um...ok...
Thrall: AND I need your calm mind keeping some amount of peace between Horde and Alliance, in case--
Garrosh: Get away from me, you dwarf runt! Do I look like a questgiver to you?
Thrall: Well, something like that, for example.
Garrosh: You want a quest? How about a fetch quest? Go fetch my axe! (distant yelp) It's over there, stuck in your flight master.
Jaina: You...(sniff) you really need this?
Thrall: I do. WE do. This is for the good of the whole world. You know I wouldn't leave you for anything less, right?
Jaina: (sniff) well...
Thrall: Come on, you know I love you. You know that.
Sartharion: IF YOU TWO ARE GOING TO GET MUSHY, CLOSE THAT DAMN PORTAL FIRST. I'M DRY-HEAVING ALREADY.
Jaina: Fine.
Sartharion: THAT'S BET*pop*
Jaina: But now what am I going to do? I can't date anyone in the Alliance anymore. I'm blacklisted after our time together.
Thrall: Well, there's lots of Horde men. How about Lor'themar Theron? He's pretty.
Jaina: Oh, please, like HE dates women.
Thrall: Vol'jin's a good guy.
Jaina: I heard he was seeing that tiger lady.
Thrall: Oh right. Sylvanus?
Jaina: HAH. In whose dreams, mister?
Thrall: What about Cairne?
Jaina: Isn't he like four hundred?
Thrall: Hmm, yeah. Well, his son's pretty virile. And have you see that spear he carries?
Jaina: Well...I guess maybe--
Thrall: See? You'll be fine. I gotta get moving. You stay strong for me, ok?
Jaina: ...ok...
Thrall: I'll stop by the second this whole "end of the world" thing is over, I promise. Come on, Garrosh.
Garrosh: Listen, I love seeing humans reduced to tears and all, don't get me wrong. But that was harsh, even by my standards.
Thrall: Players gotta play.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on November 16, 2010, 02:36:39 PM
I'm laughing so hard it hurts! Make it stop please, Morgeth!  :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on November 16, 2010, 02:51:49 PM
That was really fun tor read :P Fun thing is, it's true most of the times.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vezara on November 16, 2010, 06:24:34 PM
Hahaha, awesome :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kragel on November 24, 2010, 03:28:15 AM
(http://eu.media.blizzard.com/wow/media/comics/comic-2009-05-encifer-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on November 25, 2010, 12:42:01 PM
Knew there had to be something the lich king was so pissed about!

This video made me snortgiggle in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on November 29, 2010, 07:31:45 PM


Hmhmm...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mokthar on December 29, 2010, 08:09:25 PM
http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=8-i7ItA8lqc I improved our trailer :D:D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vraagar on January 03, 2011, 11:23:15 PM
Okay this is what happens when you put your picture on ze intrawebz and ppl are really bored

I raided the RL pic thread..sorry in advance.

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/O8HwTntZl48MelZs

Enjoy!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on January 04, 2011, 01:29:00 PM
My. Eyes. x_x
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on January 04, 2011, 01:49:03 PM
That is just so wrong that I couldn't do but lol xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on January 04, 2011, 01:49:27 PM
Okay this is what happens when you put your picture on ze intrawebz and ppl are really bored

I raided the RL pic thread..sorry in advance.

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/O8HwTntZl48MelZs

Enjoy!

...

Oh Yee Gods.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on January 04, 2011, 03:19:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed so hard in -months-! xD xD xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 04, 2011, 07:38:49 PM
That is just so wrong that I couldn't do but ice cream xD
The day Greggar creamed after seeing my face... the forums' filter tells the truth!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Greggar on January 04, 2011, 08:56:48 PM
That is just so wrong that I couldn't do but ice cream xD
The day Greggar creamed after seeing my face... the forums' filter tells the truth!

Oh dear god... I forgot about the filther <_< This is even worse!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on January 04, 2011, 11:29:07 PM
Filther...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Morgeth on January 05, 2011, 05:29:36 AM
When Gruthikk points his finger at me, I.. it .. tells me things o_o

And filth-er indeed!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on January 05, 2011, 02:37:17 PM
Might have posted this before.... but hey, it made me giggle

http://xkcd.com/708/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 05, 2011, 09:27:28 PM
The joy of playing horror games with friends!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnakk on January 06, 2011, 12:17:00 AM
OH SHIT! I have a bag of Milky Ways!! ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vezara on January 08, 2011, 05:07:54 PM


A friend of mine linked it to me the other day and i thought it was lols. :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tarag on January 09, 2011, 02:55:02 AM
I cant watch it  >:( Fuck Vevo!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vezara on January 09, 2011, 03:06:09 AM
What? Why  not? O_o

EDIT: Tried to create a youtube account? It's free.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 09, 2011, 03:09:18 AM
"This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

Butthurt. :(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vezara on January 09, 2011, 06:03:03 PM
Well that sucks. :/ I'll try to find it somewhere else.

EDIT: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1l4j0_white-nerdy-weird-al-yankovic_fun
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thanuk on January 13, 2011, 08:52:05 PM
This is just plain epic:


If you find it funny, be sure to watch part 1 & 2 as well. :)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on January 14, 2011, 09:18:12 PM
Hello
I found something

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2634-World-of-Warcraft-Cataclysm

I like that guy (I have no idea to create link so you need to copy it to your bro- forget it, everyone allready know how to...)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 15, 2011, 12:35:49 AM
Sad but true. Yahtzee's one of the best.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on January 15, 2011, 10:14:59 PM
Sad but true. Yahtzee's one of the best.

Kozgugore numbers are really great
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gurzac on January 26, 2011, 09:50:17 AM
http://www.thelittlestmurloc.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4&Itemid=17

Starts out funny,then it gets weird,creepy,horror(ish),back to creepy,with weird stuff mixed through everywhere.....

Think this made me fear Hogger TT-TT
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mokthar on January 28, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vraagar on February 01, 2011, 09:09:57 PM
GULA GOLIMAAAR GOLIMAR-MAR-MAR GOLIMAR!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on May 17, 2011, 07:47:51 PM
Epic Fail.



Had to hurt
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gnash on July 13, 2011, 01:58:57 PM
Now this is some Funny Stuff(tm)!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thazzrill on July 14, 2011, 12:01:20 PM
Lol i F the B lol hilarious gnash! ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ragaresh on December 01, 2011, 12:43:11 AM
Bumping with some good stuff

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnakk on January 07, 2012, 10:43:02 PM
I'll just leave this here
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on January 08, 2012, 07:29:44 PM
hmm.. Krogon does not like "The Render"...

But there is one they fear
In thier toung he is Dae'Kil
Devilstep!
"Ko Tar Ha!"

Dae'Kil
Dae'Kil
Thrakk'reva Zaga
Lok'mogul Kil'azi Nogah
Moguna Kagg
Raznos Regasnogah
Dae'Kil Dalggo'mazah Golar

:D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on January 15, 2012, 02:02:24 PM
maybe many of you don't understand what is said , but anyway, they warn on the news about "that band is simply insane, just really death and life dangerous"

&feature=related

another classics

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on January 16, 2012, 11:35:21 AM
Oh Mazzy...by any chance do you watch the Bleach anime?

Cus I do believe I have found Mazzy in the anime :)


Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on January 16, 2012, 11:39:57 AM
And further proof of this being Mazzy. Recall when Mazzy decided to scoot along on her backside cus Krogon wasn't there to give her a piggyback ride to her hut about two or so weeks ago?

&feature=related

would have put this in the above post, but the site's going Verification fail/time out on me for some reason.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on January 16, 2012, 02:01:03 PM
And further proof of this being Mazzy. Recall when Mazzy decided to scoot along on her backside cus Krogon wasn't there to give her a piggyback ride to her hut about two or so weeks ago?

&feature=related

would have put this in the above post, but the site's going Verification fail/time out on me for some reason.

Thats krogon and mazzy in a Nutshell. beyond a doubt xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazguul on January 16, 2012, 05:11:38 PM
... she's really -that- bad?! Still, hehehehe XD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on January 17, 2012, 02:37:02 AM
hmm.. Krogon does not like "The Render"...

But there is one they fear
In thier toung he is Dae'Kil
Devilstep!
"Ko Tar Ha!"

Dae'Kil
Dae'Kil
Thrakk'reva Zaga
Lok'mogul Kil'azi Nogah
Moguna Kagg
Raznos Regasnogah
Dae'Kil Dalggo'mazah Golar

:D

what is this sweet sweet poetry i hear!?

i used to be able to write poetry...

...then i took an arrow... **gets blundgeoned to death**
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Garrock on January 20, 2012, 02:18:34 PM
LFR summed up in 30 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nuKIvjhN4NA#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nuKIvjhN4NA#!)

This really made my day. xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on January 21, 2012, 05:49:31 PM
think i'll get this game  ;D



not to be viewed with kids nearby, contains dismembering and gore^^ thou with humor
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Garrock on January 22, 2012, 08:00:16 PM
Loial, thats a free game. :P Ive played it...its funny!

Here, take a look:
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php (http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on January 22, 2012, 08:17:48 PM
yepp, but can't get/play it untill i get my computer first :P
this emergency computer i had for the last 3 years is crap and can't handle anything
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on January 24, 2012, 05:01:34 PM
I give you a challenge! I took one game, changed the pepole's name, setting, timesspan etc. etc. to fit the Red Blade more
Here is clues: It is an expansion, it is the final misson
Note, this is just for the power of lulz, you might not like what role you were given^^

Krogon: I am no stranger to the death of villages, The lower villages were my home yet when the need was made evident I did not hesitate to contact the Kor'kron Guards. By my hand the village burned. The villages secret lives now soly with me and they will die with me. Wereever I am victorius of slain my sins shall know retribution. Such is the final testimony of Krogon Devilstep, Alpha of the Red Blade third pact. Savor of Alteract vally, bane of the Alliance. Servant of the Horde.

.....

Sadok: These many years have been an honor, Krogon. Commend my service to the Chiftain

Krogon: Chiftain keep your Mage, I go now to redeem our Tribe

Morgeth: Ahh, Krogon! Ever so faitfull to that rotting Chiftain. Do you not know his spirit have been picked clean decades ago?

Krogon: Such are the way of demons to lie and misslead us. Destoying it is the only way to avoid it's influences!

....

Krogon: For the Red Blade!

Morgeth: Meet your end Krogon!
[Proppah Smack!]

Grekthar: Alpha Krogon!

Mazguul: Sadok too... Ancestors preserve them

Groshnakk: They need more then our prays, they need vengences!

That will be enougth, this was a random Idea I had on my mind, can you figure out what game it is? Remmber, the charecters have been changed, even the gender might have been changed (PS. tell me if you liked it)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on January 25, 2012, 08:57:03 AM
me has no clue....
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on January 26, 2012, 01:22:54 AM
After weeks of countless attempts and wipes, Orcs of the Red Blades's raiding team finally got the Mazguul World First (Heroic) kill.

The boss dropped the tanking trinket [Mazguul's Distillery], caster helm [Headdress of the High Blade Thur'ruk] and the rare mount [Vial of Sands], which Wolf the Wolf won, thus becoming Wolf the Wolf the Dragon.

Attached is proof of our monumental feat. Our raiding team's next challenge comes in 4.4 with Revenge of the Yolk Shaman - basic personal hygiene was merely a setback!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vashnarz on January 26, 2012, 02:29:29 AM
YEah she was quite hard at the startof the fight you get instantly smashed. Also i heard with Regorn he can drop a drinket that will wipe any BG with a single use. Breath of Egg. Murders the entire BG but you even your allies. Cooldown One second XD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on January 26, 2012, 11:54:55 AM
I gotta try those heroics/Bosses  :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on January 27, 2012, 05:08:20 PM
me has no clue....
Clearly, you an no one else
The Game was Dawn of war 2, Retribution Expansion, Final Space Marine mission



yes, I did put Mogeth as that Giant Red Daemon
Fitting?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on January 27, 2012, 08:57:39 PM
Ah, that explains it....I haven't played the Retribution one yet.
Well since you've now linked the video, no shame in making a list of the peeps then :)
And sweet, I'm Cyrus :) Sadok is the Librarian, Krogon is Gabriel, Mazzy's the techpriest Martellus and Grosh is Apollo Diomedes.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on January 28, 2012, 12:03:09 PM
And clearly, I am Avitus
you know... the dead thing
but... who Whould be Tarkus? and Davian Thule? And ofc, Thadius?
Then we got Elipthas as well ofc

Koz is naturly the guy who sit's on the throne at a distant star aka, Ogrimmar
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on February 23, 2012, 10:06:59 PM
A continuation, this event was set before, taken again from Dawn of War 2, but this time from Chaos Rising, the Cannon Betrayal Misson

A Ship arrives at the Frozen Nothrend, sevral Red Blade Warriors leaves the ship

Regorn: Hello brothers. I know you are out there, coming for me. That dog Gargrom got the area crawling with Burning Blade Scum. Deal with them, I will await you here.

Mazzgul: Regorn still got access to the Spirit link Rrosh-tul. I can sence his location as well as two Burning Blade outpost, eliminate those to weaken the main stronghold. Keep a sharp eye out for patrolls.

..... [Red blade destoy the first patroll]

Burning Blade Cultis: Night Stalker squad is still hunting! They iqnore summons.

Regorn: Do not bother me with your failurs, Demon Dog!

..... [Red Blade attack the first Outpost]

Burning Blade Cultis: Red Blade attack War Camp Felforce!

Regorn: Are you really this imcompeten? Mobilize your forces! They know you are here, Red Blades.

Grekthar: They have sounded an alarm.

Mazzgul: Expect the Burning Blade to be ready for you.

.....

Regorn: Tazok, you remmber when High Blade Morgeth came to Ashenvale after the final Victory?

Tazok: I have no intrest in your nostalgia, Regorn!

Regorn: You should you blind fool! Morgeth wanted to make me her hand, her personal agent in the fourth pact. I was with her as she and her Honord Guard cleaned up all the dark deed from the Ashenvale Campaign. She walked me thrue the ruins of Silverwind Refuge, celebrating the slaugther I had carried out there. If you had been there you too whould have seen what a rotten veil of lies our Tribe has becomed!

....[Red blade kills of the last patrolls]

Burning Blade Cultis: Evicerator and synax squad no longer respond.

Regorn: You better hurry brothers. The squads you have killed are going to be missed.

Tazok: Reporting to High blade Morgeth is one thing Regorn, but betraying us to the Burning Blade is an other.

Regorn: I thougth that as well. Untill after the Elementals when Morgeth contacted me again, and told me to provide information and aid to an ally of her. Named Gargrom.

....[Red blade advance to the final stronghold]

Regorn: Here we are at last, the End is in sight.

Vashnarz: Show yourself!

Regorn: Do not worry Vashnarz, have you ever known me to run and hide? I needed only to ready our High Blade's final gift to me

Tazok: Shaman King Armaments

Regorn: Yes, the sacriest of Tribe relices in the hand of a lothesome betrayer. There is the Honor of the Red Blade!
[Cu Epic Fight]
This is all that remainds! Blood and Fury! [Epic Ligthing attacks]
[More figthing]
Only battle can silence the Fury of the Dead! [More thunder]
Grekthar: Thunderstorms!
[More figthing, old but tougth]
Regorn: Faith is a Lie! Truth is Lie! [Guess what?]
[Just a tiny more amount of figthing, before Regorn falls down]

Tazok: Your death will weigh on my soul Regorn, as will your fooly.

Regorn: I want none of your pity Tazok! But remmber this day becouse you are watching at your own future. Someday you will see through all the lies, and then the dead will come for you as well.

Tazok: No man who have died in the horde's service that died invain

Regorn: Spare us your empty Platitudes! It matters not who lives and dies! Blood will be shed as it have allways been. There is nothing else in this forsaken existence...
[Dead]

---
Now then, here is some explenation, I took "Shaman King Armaments" becouse I could not make up anything better, I was Avitus becouse, Avitus wanted only to end Avitus, and Regorn only wanted to see his life ended. And they bothe was sick of corruption (Regorn saw all fel like that after all). Who was the "Rrosh-tul" at the start you might ask? It was not Tazok, infact it was Gnash the Elder, as in the game lore, the "Commander" was forced to leave for a suicide misson as cannon ending.

Btw, I did very much enjoy doing this :3 Feed me your oppinions and such, feedback for the feedback god!
Here is a link to the misson itself, were I took all the dialog:
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on March 09, 2012, 11:24:53 PM
&feature=relmfu

i have no words
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on March 10, 2012, 01:33:47 AM
*shudder* that was just...horrible. turned that off after the first few seconds to preserve my retina.

this should help get everyone back into the lands of eyesight.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Tarag on March 11, 2012, 04:38:22 PM
&feature=related
I think Loial just destroyed parts of my soul.... Grek just gave me my new favorite song.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on March 14, 2012, 08:47:48 PM
It's every gamers cat!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Loial on March 16, 2012, 07:03:16 PM
http://www.wimp.com/vaderkilt/

*giggle*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on March 18, 2012, 12:59:35 AM
http://www.wimp.com/vaderkilt/

*giggle*

...Just when I thought I'd seen everything.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vezara on March 22, 2012, 03:02:28 PM
http://www.wimp.com/vaderkilt/

*giggle*

...Just when I thought I'd seen everything.

Haha yeah, I saw this last night. xD So awesome!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vilirok on July 10, 2012, 01:31:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_O7-brKyP4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_O7-brKyP4)

The beginning's alright, but wait until a certain point. I dare you to watch until the end.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on July 23, 2012, 02:19:54 AM
Perusing some of the TCG galleries, and while many of the images are awesome and inspiring, others are a little ridiculous or unintentionally hilarious:

'Holy shit, what is this? Forged in gods' very flame!'
http://eu.media.blizzard.com/wow/media/artwork/trading-card-game/series2/tcg-series2-180-large.jpg

Smokey Bear says 'Only you can prevent wildfires!'
http://eu.media.blizzard.com/wow/media/artwork/trading-card-game/series2/tcg-series2-110-large.jpg

trollface.jpg:
http://eu.media.blizzard.com/wow/media/artwork/trading-card-game/series2/tcg-series2-065-large.jpg

'My name is Kralnor. I collect staffs.'
http://eu.media.blizzard.com/wow/media/artwork/trading-card-game/series2/tcg-series2-055-large.jpg

'What the hell is this!?'
http://eu.media.blizzard.com/wow/media/artwork/trading-card-game/series2/tcg-series2-094-large.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vilirok on July 23, 2012, 09:33:12 AM
Sadok, those are amazing! Saw them before but I didn't realise their true beauty.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on July 25, 2012, 07:07:29 PM
Was flying around Orgrimmar and bumped into this guy. Your secret has been revealed - I'm onto you, Chieftain!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on July 25, 2012, 09:33:02 PM
Damn it, my gray hairs are showing again! Gotta go back to the goblin barber for a colour. And don't you look funny at my flaming pony, it was a gift from Morgeth!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vilirok on July 25, 2012, 11:11:11 PM
I memorised this once...and I still love it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on July 25, 2012, 11:11:58 PM
I smell Fel... and Time for Spiritual thrashing
but Dye your hair! Dye your Hair!.... dye the hair... the hair...
oh, and some other spiritual kodo crap, please insert it here
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh~
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vilirok on July 25, 2012, 11:15:33 PM
Oh Regorn, you and your randomness. I miss you, Yolk Shaman.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 02, 2012, 02:32:28 PM
I'm not sure whether to laugh or horribly cry, but it would appear that the Red Blade concept has been blatantly copied for a second time now. Luckily enough, the guild already seems to have become inactive after a short-lived month of activity, but I still made sure to leave a little message on their website.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/5912162849
http://redbladeclan.guildlaunch.com
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on August 02, 2012, 02:45:10 PM
I'm not sure whether to laugh or horribly cry, but it would appear that the Red Blade concept has been blatantly copied for a second time now. Luckily enough, the guild already seems to have become inactive after a short-lived month of activity, but I still made sure to leave a little message on their website.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/5912162849
http://redbladeclan.guildlaunch.com

Gnahahaha!!

Seems we're so awesome we have a legion (Duo) of copy cats.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on August 02, 2012, 02:53:20 PM
Oh my sweet jesus, I was just expecting them to copy the name.. Not the entire frickin' guild concept and recruitment message..
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on August 02, 2012, 08:06:49 PM
1. Find guild you like.
2. Instead of taking inspiration from it and forming something new and different, copypasta entire guild lore, pictures and recruitment post down to the last letter.
3. ? ? ?
4. Original guild concept.

It's so easy, even I could do it!

(Speaking of which, look out for my new and original guild, the Kingdom of Stromgarde, coming soon! It'll launch as soon as I replace all mentions of 'Seiken' with my own name.)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gor'Thrak on August 03, 2012, 05:11:21 AM
I wish I could post on the US forums. :(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on August 04, 2012, 10:20:02 PM
Made this because I was skateboard.

(http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m565/atlekun/Rudashwithmodprivileges.png)
Spoiler: show
The red stuff is fire.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on August 04, 2012, 10:46:18 PM
Holy Spirit Farts! That Spoiler!
DON'T READ IT!
Gaaah! now the ending is completely ruined for me now!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on August 04, 2012, 10:58:42 PM
Made this because I was skateboard.

http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m565/atlekun/Rudashwithmodprivileges.png
Spoiler: show
The red stuff is fire.


(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z459/kazkukat/rudashnab.png)

 ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vilirok on August 05, 2012, 10:53:13 AM
Sadok...what in the name of all that is good, decent, righteous and holy in this world was that?
Did laugh my arse off at it though  ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 05, 2012, 02:25:21 PM
That was Sadok Wright, Ace Attorney, in an effort to save all of our skin by presenting his evidence to the court. And the judges approoooove!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vilirok on August 06, 2012, 01:16:56 PM
Ah, now I see, thanks for clearing that up Lord Kozzles of Fuzland. Hope I can hire you as my attorney Sadok! You'd never lose a case! And if you can't lose a case...I'll sue everyone on the planet! I'll be rich! Yes, sir, richer than even you!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on August 15, 2012, 03:04:38 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about this one.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on August 15, 2012, 06:06:11 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about this one.



Not sure how I feel either but I'm definitely not sleeping tonight.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vashnarz on August 16, 2012, 09:55:34 PM
I...I don't...I...just...my soul..burns


&feature=youtu.be

...Just...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 16, 2012, 10:54:46 PM
Saw that one earlier this week. If I were made out of ice cream, I'd totally eat myself.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on August 16, 2012, 11:41:44 PM
I...I don't...I...just...my soul..burns


&feature=youtu.be

...Just...

You will not be forgiven. My innocence. My sanity. My love for ice cream.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on August 17, 2012, 02:21:08 AM
Not sure if you people have already watched this.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Trakmar on August 19, 2012, 03:43:45 AM
The pride of Norwegian Police!



Also, to stay on Icecream topic:

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gor'Thrak on August 19, 2012, 07:55:48 AM
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/561104_144249495702066_360278497_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on August 27, 2012, 08:13:20 PM
Pandok the Pundaren

(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z459/kazkukat/pandok.png)

I can still stay in the tribe, right?  ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 27, 2012, 09:05:45 PM
I'm... not sure what I'm looking at here. But I'm strangely aroused.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on August 27, 2012, 09:18:33 PM
Pandok the Pundaren

(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z459/kazkukat/pandok.png)

I can still stay in the tribe, right?  ;D

...

HERETIC, BURN THE NON-ORC! BURN HIM!!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on August 28, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z459/kazkukat/pandavash.png)

Luckily, Sadok was a furry. Dat bushy tail.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on August 28, 2012, 07:14:48 PM
what

...

The

...

Dickens...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on September 07, 2012, 05:24:52 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on September 14, 2012, 08:29:26 PM


Stumbled upon this -abomination- today.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Droeg on September 15, 2012, 01:02:39 PM


Stumbled upon this -abomination- today.

You made me cry and hit myself :(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazthar on September 19, 2012, 11:48:29 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2d1a5pv.png)

Alright, I've lost all faith in Silvermoon RP.

I see enough people doing OOC insults ICly, but IC insults in /g? rofl
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on September 24, 2012, 11:00:23 PM
Battle Pets?


Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Krezurgesh on October 01, 2012, 06:35:37 AM
!
  :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on October 04, 2012, 09:21:41 PM
Music, boredom and dedication equals...

(http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m565/atlekun/WoWScrnShot_100412_201115_zpscf0bd8e9.jpg)

But I forgot that I would need a place to keep it all.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazthar on October 04, 2012, 10:23:42 PM


This makes me laugh. Am I fucked in the head, or? :P
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on October 07, 2012, 07:21:11 PM


No words are sufficient to describe this.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on October 07, 2012, 09:03:03 PM
Oh that is crazy! o0
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on October 08, 2012, 11:51:25 AM
This made me laugh out loud so maybe do the same here :D http://newsponies.tumblr.com/post/33147866678/male-callbacks  You're wondering, the heck does this have to do with you? My username is Jaffaarchfiend... look at the first character (the main protaganist) callback list :D :D :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Raxxok on October 08, 2012, 04:29:07 PM
While leveling I encountered one of the most erotic adventures I've seen in WoW.

(http://imgur.com/uKAcZ)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on October 10, 2012, 09:37:19 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmh8kJKyX1qz7t9so1_500.jpg)

Just leaving this here.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on October 10, 2012, 10:06:50 PM
Those
Glasses
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nergul on October 11, 2012, 08:28:08 PM
Drinking pinkskin blood!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazthar on October 14, 2012, 01:14:37 AM
&feature=plcp

^Rogues after getting "Nerfed" in MoP.
"F**k subtlety!"
(Beware, strong language.)

-Exo
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on October 16, 2012, 03:39:33 PM


Voice-overs for battlegrounds. Please god tell me we can disable these. Or I won't be able to take BGs seriously any more. Either that or give me a manly orc voice, like Steve Blum at his Blummiest.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on October 17, 2012, 12:01:41 AM
For Mozrogg, the origin of Bolt VanderHuge:

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazthar on October 17, 2012, 11:51:29 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/o9jxhf.jpg)

RUDASH'S NEW ALT! "Redash"

Rudash has fallen to ELFTALITY.

Come by Silvermoon at anytime. /wink
-Exo
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on October 18, 2012, 10:24:15 AM
... I'm such an asshole.
The only thing I can think of when looking at that screenshot is "Unless that person has hands that ar 20cm's wide those are some horrible keybindings"
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on October 18, 2012, 07:15:35 PM


Voice-overs for battlegrounds. Please god tell me we can disable these. Or I won't be able to take BGs seriously any more. Either that or give me a manly orc voice, like Steve Blum at his Blummiest.

Jesus christ that is god awful D: I wouldn't mind it if they were Unreal Tournament style announcements...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mazthar on October 18, 2012, 10:03:28 PM
... I'm such an asshole.
The only thing I can think of when looking at that screenshot is "Unless that person has hands that ar 20cm's wide those are some horrible keybindings"

I use a naga, and a keyboard key config program. Most of my keybinding is not done in game. I assure you that all the abilities u see are never clicked with the arrow, when they're needed ^^
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on October 20, 2012, 12:22:08 AM
So Paymetohealu was playing on his panda the other day...

(http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m565/atlekun/WoWScrnShot_101812_205027_zps7d0b7d6f.jpg)
(http://i1132.photobucket.com/albums/m565/atlekun/paying500gforerp_zpsb0437f28.png)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on October 20, 2012, 01:46:43 AM
....For all you pet battle lovers..

http://www.curse.com/addons/wow/wowkemon
Title: Re: Attention!
Post by: Regorn on October 20, 2012, 02:10:44 PM
Attention!

It has come to my knowlege that warlocks are not able to fear like they feared before!

I've come to prove that I am a masterfull fearerer

|| <-Arrow
V
FRAK YOU!
D:
that was not funny at all, I was having head set on and all
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on October 20, 2012, 03:39:12 PM
You... fell for that? *snickers*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on October 20, 2012, 03:56:17 PM
Some people have A: Not seen enough of that type of things or B: Are weak and easily jumped.

I thought it was rather bad. No build up, etc etc.
The best one I've ever seen was the lyrics to a Crade of Filth song (aledgedly) backwards, wich becomes the Lords Prayer (which I think it was). Which is really quiet, and becomes more and more. Then WHAM at a normal volume. On you when you've been putting your own sound up more and more.
It was also the second one of these things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vashnarz on October 20, 2012, 04:53:35 PM
So...I found this...


(http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/269878_368235633262623_1292121691_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on October 20, 2012, 07:00:11 PM
...................I claim it.. its mine.. Go away Rarg!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vashnarz on October 24, 2012, 02:03:05 AM
So a new hunter buff came to me when doing a heroic
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Revax on October 26, 2012, 07:12:30 PM
Had some fun with the bots in isle of conquest yesterday morning :P (Touzen is my warrior alt)

(http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o639/Rikochet6/WoWScrnShot_102612_055341.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on October 26, 2012, 07:22:00 PM
Hey guys. Do you remember when honour gain from kills in BGs were actually sorta worth something?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Revax on October 26, 2012, 07:47:51 PM
I know right, 200+ kills and 70 honor gained :/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on November 01, 2012, 02:03:10 PM
Gunship Battle IRL (with fireworks!):


Simply marvelous.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vilirok on November 02, 2012, 10:43:19 AM
Aww, I want my own firework-launching gunship now. Damn you Sadok!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vashnarz on November 07, 2012, 10:09:03 PM
So...Flumi made this....and krogon enjoyed it
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on November 08, 2012, 06:15:07 PM
A salivating prospect, to be sure.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on November 09, 2012, 07:18:09 PM
Considering how immature this is. I'll only leave the link. Got it of the DB RP forums.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56utxqD9S1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on November 14, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
:(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on November 15, 2012, 11:50:09 PM
Chrome? Is that supposed to be the punchline?  ;)

(Please don't hurt me.)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on November 16, 2012, 02:49:06 AM
Well damn, those puppy eyes almost make me feel bad for constantly rejecting IE's proposal.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on November 16, 2012, 10:07:06 AM
I'm fine.. *Runs of with burning fox*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on November 16, 2012, 01:00:40 PM
I still live in the stone age and use IE :( It's okay daddy loves you.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on November 29, 2012, 11:35:03 PM
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Epic.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on November 30, 2012, 12:52:17 AM
Hahaha saw that earlier therak, brilliant
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on November 30, 2012, 01:38:55 AM
Perhaps not seen as "funny" at first glance, but if you keep in mind this topic has been created on the same night as our RP-PvP night with TTH, I do have to admit I did find this rather amusing.

http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/5967189130
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on November 30, 2012, 10:58:06 AM
Perhaps not seen as "funny" at first glance, but if you keep in mind this topic has been created on the same night as our RP-PvP night with TTH, I do have to admit I did find this rather amusing.

http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/5967189130

I laughed, out loud.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on December 01, 2012, 01:30:39 AM


The Hobbit trailer I let out man foam..

Not funny but eh didn't want to make an entirely new thread for it!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on December 02, 2012, 01:09:09 AM


Commercial..but...totally funny xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on December 03, 2012, 01:50:14 AM


British humour /nod
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on December 08, 2012, 04:16:29 PM
at=135

Possibly the best set of addons and mods ever to grace the World of Warcraft.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on December 09, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
Sup?

(http://i50.tinypic.com/11impnn.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on December 10, 2012, 08:32:42 PM
Presented without comment:

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Revax on December 11, 2012, 07:47:42 AM
That is simply hilarious
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on December 11, 2012, 12:07:39 PM
That was great.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 11, 2012, 01:13:15 PM
What a bunch of little shits.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Drevan on December 11, 2012, 08:36:55 PM
... Continued as well!

And to start it off, I'll give you some good ole German music.



Wow this thread was five years old yesterday!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 11, 2012, 09:43:44 PM
And its age shows, considering my link has been removed in the meantime. D:

But damn, five years. I'm getting old.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnakk on December 12, 2012, 01:23:35 PM
http://9gag.com/gag/6049687
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on December 20, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
[ Invalid YouTube link ]!

Just... wow...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnakk on December 22, 2012, 01:30:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/uQg4I.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on January 10, 2013, 06:21:42 PM
What are you waiting for?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAOeTq_CIAAjGFZ.jpg:large
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on January 24, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Murrah on January 25, 2013, 09:07:42 AM
(http://media.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2013/january/dbRaiding25Dead.png)
:D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Carúk on January 26, 2013, 12:37:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/24I9fwn.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/24I9fwn.jpg)

The Mighty Highblade, Sadok Sharptongue's epic battle against a turtle of giant proportions.

Screenshot taken: 25/01 - 13
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on January 26, 2013, 04:51:44 PM
For the ones who saw the first 'Push to add drama' video, here is the second one. Even worse...

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on January 26, 2013, 09:04:13 PM
FAO Grogona:
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on January 26, 2013, 09:06:51 PM
Ahahaha :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Argrona on January 29, 2013, 02:06:36 PM
So I'm watching Anime with my boyfriend and -this- happens..



A piece of bread kills itself.  I hate Anime  >:(.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on January 29, 2013, 02:59:31 PM
and I thought One Piece had some weird scenes...
like this
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Argrona on January 29, 2013, 03:42:08 PM
..The heck..
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vezara on January 30, 2013, 01:52:54 AM
Haha, One Piece is the best. XD Let me find some other examples...

Best face ever. xD

Brook <3

One of the many what the fuck moments in one piece.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Carúk on January 30, 2013, 03:12:51 PM
So we're talking anime moments now? I have a few.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8s7FKOwNp0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8s7FKOwNp0) Ikakku being Ikakku.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCt64qMjgcU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCt64qMjgcU) Kenpachi being Kenpachi. (Couldn't find a japanese version. >_> )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1YOjylUUcM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1YOjylUUcM) Aaaand, Hollow Ichigo complaining. (Activate the subtitles for this one. :3 )
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Murrah on February 18, 2013, 01:21:26 PM
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6596710_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on February 18, 2013, 05:50:13 PM
Something a lot of fantasy armour artists could learn from.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on March 12, 2013, 12:51:06 PM
Goes down to buy a copy of SC:2 HoTS Expansion
oh, I am too early, shops not open, I just buy groceries and come back later

Ah, shop is open, goes in, look around, ask around
they don't have a copy

well, that was fun, did I mention I hate going outside?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on March 13, 2013, 02:49:28 PM
If it makes you feel any better Regorn, it is frickin' awesome!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on March 13, 2013, 06:22:49 PM
Indeed, I bought it digital
I loved the campaign, pick and choose mutation, constant change

One mission you can have your Zerg mass produce and just overrun enemies
Other mission you can specializes and have every Zerg do 1 thing really good

But for normal game, I will continue to play Protoss, my life four Aiur
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on March 14, 2013, 04:05:34 AM
Just completed it! Really looking forward to the final installment, my only gripe was that it was too easy on normal, you just overan everything! I'll have to play it through again on brutal hehe
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Trakmar on March 14, 2013, 07:19:48 PM



Just leaving this here.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on March 28, 2013, 01:24:05 PM
TRIKE RACE!! and also picture of:.. i have no idea what is wrong with us.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on March 28, 2013, 10:52:18 PM
I -knew- they had to have something wrong with them...


(http://s10.postimg.org/x72jiufw8/Wo_WScrn_Shot_032013_191249.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on April 03, 2013, 10:05:02 PM
So... I find this thing http://joel.net/EBONICS/Translator
so I put my first article of my Character Wiki entry, weird things insures:

"Yo Regorn Thunderheart wuz uh Shaman o' da Orc o' da Red blade, he wuz an elder orc wif uh great hatred fo' fel an' all things demoic, including Warlocks. Regorn wuz as well called "Yolk Shaman" by many fo' he wuz known ta eat foul old Yolks an' da smell dat comes wif it Ya' know what I'm sayin'?"

I was convinced Sadok's first article entry would make less sense (amazingly enough) so I tried it too:

"Sadok Sharptongue (formerly Sadok Slitherblade) be uh Thur'ruk in da Red Blade tribe. Pursuing da paf o' da arcane, Sadok has devoted himself ta study than traditional disciplines such as da hunt or shamanism. uh controversial figure, Sharptongue prides himself on his integrity an' ruthless honesty, qualities he sees as lacking in many other orcs - yet it iz dis here abrasive bluntness dat iz often his undoing all ye damn hood ratz.. "

But I knew, I must try out Kozgugore, because we must mock the Chieftain sometime:

"Yo Kozgugore Feraleye iz da current Chieftain o' da Red Blade tribe, following Matriarch Akesha Redblade's footprints, who founded da tribe. Originally uh scout o' da Warsong Clan throughout da First, Second an' Third War, Kozgugore iz well aware o' da Horde's atrocities an' victories o' da past. uh fighter as well as uh leader, Kozgugore possesses uh bright, commanding personality an' uh love fo' life unhindered by his bloody, tragic past otay buh-weet "

Yo dat wuz somethin` mildly amusing, or do you gots an other opinion on da matter? otay buh-weet
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on April 11, 2013, 03:03:43 PM
Something funny, even though most of you probably won't understand what's being said.

http://s6.photobucket.com/user/LittleNeonate/media/Larpaflevering_zps1a8a8683.mp4.html

This is me and some of my LARP friends, helping out for a Dutch tv show. The blonde woman is the show-host, so to say ;) I'm the one with the red hair, warpaint, large teeth and lots of fur, my husband is the dude (mostly) standing next to me with warpaint too. I also shoot someone familiar in the head, the dude in white and plate armor, that's Dunderholm from the Cult of Shadow. xD Some might remember him.

So, have fun laughing at our silly actions!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on April 24, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
http://satwcomic.com/chako-paul-city?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+satwcomic+%28Scandinavia+and+the+World%29


I have no words for this... Read the little post beneath the comic for some elaboration.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on May 04, 2013, 01:26:21 AM
Double post!
Coffee guide!
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7401654784/h18599386/)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Revax on May 06, 2013, 05:22:48 AM
I just wanted to put it out there: Revax slapped the great white bear, and lived.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Revax on May 10, 2013, 04:19:01 AM
&feature=share
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on May 15, 2013, 05:19:39 PM
Okay, that's enough internet for now.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on May 16, 2013, 05:24:21 PM
Move over House stark, theres a new orc in town.

(http://s12.postimg.org/i7evk90nx/garotte_is_coming.png)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on May 16, 2013, 08:29:22 PM
"Their Kitchen skills are not to be underestimated, they can cut solid Stone like it was butter, slice Tomato and Onions faster then any mortal men. When they cut meat, the meat is almost grilled thanks to the friction of the blade. The Soup is strong, their stew is thick, their bread hard on the outside and soft on the inside. They are as good solider as chefs and I warn you, a thousand warnings on you and your people. Do not disturb their souffle."
~Sadok, House of splendiferous covenant To Morgeth, who promptly slapped him for wearing a dress
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Revax on May 16, 2013, 08:43:11 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrote
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on May 16, 2013, 08:58:21 PM
What do you think happen to those who disturb their Souffle?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on May 16, 2013, 09:59:09 PM
Regorn, who in hell was that quote reffering too? xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on May 16, 2013, 10:13:01 PM
No one actually, I have not seen Game of Thrones so I just wrote up something that would sound medieval and replaced all the words with cooking words.
May the Gods have mercy on us if the apples in your pie are fine on the outside, but rotten with corruption on the outside, the House of Devilstep will show no mercy
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on June 04, 2013, 07:48:44 PM
Spoiler warning
Only for those who don't care, or already have seen episode 9 of third season of Game of Thrones. Or read the books.

Made me lol

http://www.theonion.com/articles/oh-shit-i-totally-forgot-that-happens,32673/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:quote:default
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Krezurgesh on June 05, 2013, 06:23:27 PM
https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aNem3AK_700b.jpg  >:(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on June 06, 2013, 02:45:01 PM
7TgdQ
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Revax on June 14, 2013, 12:40:58 PM
http://www.mmo-champion.com/content/3275-Updated-Garrosh-Model-5-4-World-Changes-Jun-10-Hotfixes-Blue-Posts-GW2-Shoutcasts

LOOOOOL At the new-new garrosh model.

Is that what new orc models are gonna be like?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on June 14, 2013, 02:51:21 PM
The new Garrosh model looks a truckload better than the current Garrosh model.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on June 22, 2013, 02:51:03 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyafi5oyjU1r1yhdwo1_500.jpg)

How do you even answer this?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on July 16, 2013, 10:51:55 PM
This may be relevant to your interests:

(http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z459/kazkukat/orbgatherings_zps883f85e8.png)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on July 17, 2013, 04:06:52 AM
[ Invalid YouTube link ]&NR=1

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Revax on July 17, 2013, 04:10:04 AM
summer pudding xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on July 21, 2013, 04:46:56 PM
'

Why didn't i know this song?! XD double fruitpunch!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on July 22, 2013, 04:19:55 AM


Me when drunk in the summer stroling down the street.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on July 29, 2013, 10:57:01 AM
:3
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Shargla on August 02, 2013, 09:47:35 AM
Hah. If Karak was a human, I bet he'd look like this: http://9gag.com/gag/a9d7LpD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on August 02, 2013, 10:18:46 AM
rofl
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Trakmar on August 12, 2013, 04:34:39 AM
I would like for you all to take the time and remember that there is a horror movie about a car tire named Robert.

What Robert does is rolling around, blowing shit up and killing people.



Thank you for your time to honour this car tire.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on September 28, 2013, 07:17:02 PM
(http://bildr.no/image/RWlRVElT.jpeg)

The boys are back.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rargnasha on November 20, 2013, 02:42:09 AM
http://nightblue-art.deviantart.com/art/Bor-Breakfist-392052683
If Rarg ever learns shamanismn, this is going to happen.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on November 20, 2013, 09:00:38 AM
http://nightblue-art.deviantart.com/art/Bor-Breakfist-392052683
If Rarg ever learns shamanismn, this is going to happen.

By Fire Be Burned!.... To a delicious crisp
Purified by Water!... This salad will be excellent
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nograx on November 26, 2013, 03:52:48 PM


 :'(
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on November 26, 2013, 04:34:24 PM
Your right, that was a very funny video
...wait
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on November 26, 2013, 04:59:44 PM
:< Amazingly made though.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gridish on November 26, 2013, 05:20:29 PM
That is indeed an amazing video D:
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nograx on December 17, 2013, 04:11:45 PM


Enjoyed the show so far. As with almost all things from [AS]
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on December 18, 2013, 11:26:54 AM
God damn! I love mortey. XD That show is amazing, thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on December 25, 2013, 02:08:41 AM
What... tha... fuck... sweden?

[ Invalid YouTube link ]
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on December 27, 2013, 12:50:53 AM
What? You don't do that on thursdays in Denmark?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on December 28, 2013, 05:39:25 PM
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/facerig

I want it for WoW!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on December 31, 2013, 01:20:10 PM
t=303
Over 30 minutes of failing. SOme of them are better then others...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on January 03, 2014, 05:08:20 PM
No idea if I ever linked this one before, but basically it's a LARP of a few years ago, in the Archeon here in the Netherlands, which is a historical sort of park.
If you skip to 9:31 minutes, you see me and Ed on the left fighting in the arena, which leads to an epic fail from my side. I can't fight with a sword. xD (Ed is the dude in white, I'm the one with the dreadlocks and the red hoody)

Have fun watching it!

s=1&amp;hl=en_US

Ps: Skip to 12:12 for Ed's endfight with long haired dude. It's epic.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nograx on January 04, 2014, 07:04:57 AM
Since I am in a terrible shape and this fits kind off the theme of the last post.... I present to you:

Red Fang with

Prehistoric Dog



Title: Medical Terminology
Post by: Claws on January 06, 2014, 10:45:35 PM
Medical Terminology

Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located ~Censored~
Vein – Conceited
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: -Catari on January 07, 2014, 09:47:42 AM
Best post i've read for a long time Claws!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on January 08, 2014, 05:52:39 PM
Kek, Very clever and funny claws :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 09, 2014, 07:34:47 PM
Kek, Very clever and funny claws :D

Unfortunately not all mine.  :-X
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on January 17, 2014, 04:24:18 PM
Deano
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rargnasha on January 17, 2014, 08:17:57 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on January 18, 2014, 03:18:59 PM


Totally Rargnasha.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gridish on January 18, 2014, 04:03:57 PM
So much win Rhonya... saw that video a while ago. it's really awesome xd
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Trakmar on January 18, 2014, 11:29:56 PM
Found this the other day.


Ner'zhul just looks like he doesn't know what's going on at all! :3
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nograx on January 19, 2014, 05:07:30 AM
Best part is that Kil`rogg looks like a really anoyed father. xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on January 19, 2014, 02:09:24 PM
I present Doge'mar Theron. He's a regent lord don't ya know  ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vezara on January 26, 2014, 01:16:43 AM
This is what happens when you give an overtired Norwegian a game which enables you to build (almost) anything. My friend made a Penis rocket, and we decided to record our test ride.

Warning: Giggling norwegians that also (suprise!) speaks in Norwegian. But I assume it can still be funny (or wierd) even if you don't understand!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on January 26, 2014, 03:03:57 AM
I don't exactly know -why- I found this strangely entertaining, but it might very well have something to do with the thought that two people faffing around in Norwegian sounds a lot like two drunk people having a hell of a time with something so banal as a dong-shaped vehicle.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on February 02, 2014, 03:15:34 PM


Erm... Yeeeh.. XD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on February 12, 2014, 10:59:48 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8038024960/hA3D94913/
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on February 13, 2014, 05:06:56 PM


Erm... Yeeeh.. XD
So totally an 80ies movie.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on March 21, 2014, 02:09:02 AM
(https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1173600_10152225721369034_372444825_n.jpg)

Blizz made a funny...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on March 21, 2014, 09:20:12 AM
Ahahahaha :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Carúk on March 21, 2014, 12:48:56 PM
Garrosh IthinkIjustshitmypantsscream.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on March 23, 2014, 06:29:15 PM
I'd love to have seen the face on this guy when I turned it all around...

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/Ionovon/80skadahearthstone_zps9b47cec0.png)[/URL]

Yeah, that's an 80/80 you see, in Arena play.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nograx on March 23, 2014, 07:21:27 PM
What the flying fuck! o.O How did that monstrosity get on the field? D:
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on March 23, 2014, 07:55:29 PM
it had 5hp at the start of the turn. 4 cards for 2 mana each to double hp 5-10-20-40-80 and then a 1 mana card to set damage the same as HP
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on April 08, 2014, 04:23:15 PM


For all our Engineers out here. :3
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on April 14, 2014, 06:03:41 PM
(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_380_20140413015401.jpg)
(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_380_20140413012957.jpg)

I'm happy to say, oblivious as I've managed to be in the past (I still have moments of realization ten years after a situation) I've -never- been this bad...
Oh, and sorry for the long list.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on April 14, 2014, 07:21:34 PM
I find some of those completely understandable. 16 just to name an example. Jeez, be civilized enough to wait for the game to finish!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Krezurgesh on April 18, 2014, 02:01:13 AM
So many of these were painful to read. So many opportunities missed. gaaah!    ::)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on April 20, 2014, 04:24:16 PM
Tihi
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gridish on April 21, 2014, 01:27:48 AM
Someone was impatient... xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rargnasha on April 21, 2014, 02:34:07 AM
So that's why she never comes to the furs anymore! Still... That thing still got a thing or two to learn from Rarg.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on April 21, 2014, 12:38:56 PM
I can't... stop... staring.

(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/2617/face2y.gif)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on April 22, 2014, 09:49:48 AM
That's just golden man.. xD Ahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nograx on April 22, 2014, 12:57:00 PM
"Hellscreams eyes are upon you...."
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on April 22, 2014, 04:37:01 PM
More of Hellscream will be upon you in a minute.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on April 26, 2014, 03:29:46 PM
I've been searching for this one for ages. One of the best vanilla clips without a doubt. Very educational.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on April 30, 2014, 09:17:41 AM
(http://media.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2014/april/lolinka.jpg)

...I'm scared...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Lars on April 30, 2014, 11:11:57 AM
That is awesome.
Suddenly that zone makes me wish Muzjhath was alive (at least if humans have a chance to drop ears)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on May 01, 2014, 09:30:52 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8166976256/h61F42459/)

Rarg is active on cheezburger network confirmed.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on May 02, 2014, 03:06:19 PM
Bacon, the way to timetravel back in time. *nod*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nograx on May 02, 2014, 11:19:40 PM
Bacon, the way to timetravel back in time. *nod*

Combine that with smoking and heavy drinking and you could possibly ride some Dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on May 03, 2014, 11:15:50 AM
And if you want to go back to the future, you can just quit drinking, eating filthy food and smoking, and poof.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on May 09, 2014, 09:39:15 AM
Before anyone thinks ew, try it. I was challenged by a friend of mine, and i had to laugh in his face as it actually tasted amazing. :b

Bacon pancakes!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on May 09, 2014, 02:09:11 PM
Bacon pancakes!

DIVINITY GIVEN FORM!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on May 09, 2014, 02:25:36 PM
We always eat pancakes with bacon here... xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on May 26, 2014, 08:07:05 PM
About bacon pancakes, I eat them all the time. They're great.

And another funny!

http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

So many things there I'm not allowed to do either...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on May 26, 2014, 08:40:58 PM
Darth Vader's lines from the original Star Wars are dubbed over with dialogue from other James Earl Jones films to create a brand new story!

Best. Video. Ever.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on May 27, 2014, 12:29:13 AM
Reading this picture in Illidan's voice always gives me a good chuckle.

(http://i.imgur.com/OUFMirD.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grekthar on June 08, 2014, 10:28:30 PM


Mark Hamill as the Joker and Luke
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Trakmar on June 09, 2014, 01:40:03 PM
*SPOILER*

CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILER FOR gAME OF thRONES SEASON 4 EPISODE 8

Spoiler: show
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nograx on June 11, 2014, 10:10:40 PM
Praise the Lord! (http://gaben.tv)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on June 14, 2014, 11:04:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RffvMpF49XE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RffvMpF49XE)

ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on June 14, 2014, 12:42:05 PM
You go gurrl ummmm hmm!
*sassy fingersnap*
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on June 25, 2014, 09:26:52 PM
This guy adds wrestling commentary over clips from video games. Brilliant results.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on July 02, 2014, 10:07:38 PM


Subtitles in the annotations if needed, this is probably the best prank call I've ever heard.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on July 05, 2014, 06:17:50 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8241320704/h1E9B168E/)
Snarky answers are the best
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Raythar on July 16, 2014, 06:59:25 PM


Dunno who got the most painfull experience :)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on August 08, 2014, 04:27:10 AM
It's so silly it's brilliant  ;D 

(http://i.imgur.com/CJCUvHt.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on August 15, 2014, 12:36:06 PM
Glorious.  :o

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvBTdsNIEAAaDj1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rashka on September 27, 2014, 09:00:09 PM
Because I found this hillarious.
(http://i.imgur.com/xymgweD.jpg)

For full sieze of chat.
http://i.imgur.com/UhFQICs.jpg
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 30, 2014, 03:31:04 AM
There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell.
When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To the first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alcohol and being drunk " so the devil showed the man to a room full of alcohol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.

To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of gorgeous naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.

The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! I’m high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A weed you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".

100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.

The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM fruit punch! IM fruit punch!”

Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door.

Sitting in the middle of all the weed, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he said: "hey man, got a light?"



After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night.
Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"
"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole, "have you been unfaithful to me Lena?"
"Well, er, yes - but only three times," she admitted somewhat embarrassed.
"Hmmm, three times?" questioned Ole. "That's not so bad. Do you remember those three times? Can you tell me when?"
"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store and you had a hard time getting approval from the City Council?" asked Lena. "That was the first time."
"And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but had to get the okay from the building inspector?" she said. "That was the second time."
"OK, Lena, when was the third time?" queried Ole?
"The third time was" Lena paused.
 "Do you remember when you were running for President of the Housing Society and you needed 125 votes?"
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on September 30, 2014, 05:59:52 PM
A local business was looking for office help.
They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED”.
Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.
We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
(Just like the Red Blades)

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside.
He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager.
The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least.
However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you.
The sign says you have to be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter.
He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer.
The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities.
However, I *still* can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager said, "Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at him straight in the face and said,
 "Meow."
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on October 08, 2014, 08:55:27 AM
My very poor joke must be immortalized on this forum I have come to realize

Never drink on your job, I knew one who did.
In Ogrimmar smith were hammering on the anvils, one orc was very drunk and struck his own hand with a hammer!
"No worries" He said, for he was part of the  Shattered Hand Clan!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mokhtar on October 20, 2014, 03:13:35 PM
This has to be funny for someone! I traveled for 25 hours to get home to DK from my small vacation ...in Amsterdam.

I call it.. Germany strikes (back!)

I was planning on grabbing a series of trains from Amsterdam central station at 07.01 in the morning and arrive home at around 17.00, enough time to get home and catch the Om'riggor event and travelling.

Well, firstly it's so early I must bicycle to another station than intended. Done.
Once on the train for Osnabrueck in Germany, it stops in the first town across the border. Another train waits there. I go on it and is told to get out in "Rheine". Easy! Except the advice was faulty. I got out and learned I should have stayed! All passengers were driven in taxi to Hannover. I'm now 2 hours late. That's alright.

From Hannover to Hamburg after waiting an hour and driving for another, the conductor tells me no more ferries go today! So.. I'm stuck? I'm in Hamburg and its 16.00. From the schedule of my tickets I know it takes four hours to get from Hamburg to my place. 16.00+4 = 20.00, so I might just make it. And luck strikes!
Info lady at the station tells me there's a bus just outside going for Denmark in ten minutes! What luck!
...yeah, that was false info too. Speaking to another info lady she said there were no busses going before 20.45, which at the time ironically makes four hours. Well, won't make it for the event. Ah well.

Spending 4 hours in Hamburg.. dumdidum.. and the bus comes. We're 100+ Danes standing there. Seeing I'm late anyway, I wait for the promised second and third bus.. which never show! One hour and 15 minutes later we get taxies. From there it all flows well. Too well. Driver says he cannot make a stop since we're driving on the highway, so I see myself blasting past my own house basically, because he didn't want to drive up the ramp and down again to the highway. Where are we headed? The capital! I live 80 kilometers from there..

Right, to make it worse, he decides he wants to set every other passenger off on the highway ramps now all of a sudden. Leaving me in the city at 03.00 in the morning.  He didn't even want to take me back as he left for Germany again. So.. more waiting! First train leaves at 04.40. Yay, got home at 6.20.

So.. that's a 25 hour trip, Amsterdam-Denmark.

And to top it off; a dentist appointment at 09.00.

Tadaa
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on October 20, 2014, 05:33:33 PM
Ouch... That reminds me of why I try to fly most of the time...
On the upside, you did get home!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rashka on October 20, 2014, 08:13:07 PM
That's some serious traveling right there.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on October 22, 2014, 11:57:36 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mokhtar on October 24, 2014, 12:49:53 AM
So Kogra and Mokh'tar had a little "fun" in the smithy..

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/Sabious/WoWScrnShot_102314_234007_zps5cf0077b.jpg) (http://s36.photobucket.com/user/Sabious/media/WoWScrnShot_102314_234007_zps5cf0077b.jpg.html)

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/Sabious/WoWScrnShot_102314_234023_zpscdbc9027.jpg) (http://s36.photobucket.com/user/Sabious/media/WoWScrnShot_102314_234023_zpscdbc9027.jpg.html)

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/Sabious/WoWScrnShot_102314_234812_zpsbbe17586.jpg) (http://s36.photobucket.com/user/Sabious/media/WoWScrnShot_102314_234812_zpsbbe17586.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mokhtar on October 24, 2014, 12:54:44 AM
Okay, this beat all the first three. Sorry for spam

Spoiler: show
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/Sabious/random/WoWScrnShot_102314_235332_zps67117f40.jpg) (http://s36.photobucket.com/user/Sabious/media/random/WoWScrnShot_102314_235332_zps67117f40.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on October 28, 2014, 08:43:47 PM


[ Invalid YouTube link ]
Old one but I think it fits some WOW players


And no it is not me .




yet.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mokhtar on November 28, 2014, 09:20:45 PM
The infamous Millhouse Manastorm and his mirror images, on their way to help Leeroy!
..which one is the real Manastorm?

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/Sabious/random/WoWScrnShot_112814_191357_zps0e3772f0.jpg) (http://s36.photobucket.com/user/Sabious/media/random/WoWScrnShot_112814_191357_zps0e3772f0.jpg.html)
(Left to right; Rudash, Kogra, Mokh'tar, Sunderskull, Rargnasha)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on November 29, 2014, 12:38:06 PM
Don't ask me how I transmogged a 1h mace into brawler's pants... Because I really don't know >_>
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/Ionovon/WoWScrnShot_112914_113359_zps6acd8ea2.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Magra Emberheart on November 30, 2014, 01:43:11 AM

I saw this on imgur titled: "I love my new shoulders"

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn191/kazzabix/rsz_ss0got9_zpsad027e85.png)

heeeheee  ;D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on November 30, 2014, 01:36:30 PM
"Mah shouldurs ate mah fazuuuh!"
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on December 01, 2014, 10:25:11 AM
at lest it count as a helmet as well.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mokhtar on December 16, 2014, 12:06:42 AM
Dunno about the rest of you, but this was new for me!

Didn't know Arthas and Phil Collins had this much in common! Listen to the vocals on the first link and the keys on the second. Same thing! Collin's just rocks that extra note!

Arthas
=39s

Collins
=10s

Right? .. Right? :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vanara on December 18, 2014, 01:52:18 AM
Mokh'tar was misbehaving so I locked him up.


(http://i.imgur.com/sQqaJ1i.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Thrash'Nak on December 18, 2014, 10:02:37 AM
Nooot sure if this is exploiting.. What do you think? :D
For those wondering, i'm basicly hiding the flag with my mount..

(http://i58.tinypic.com/2i6m61f.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rudash on December 27, 2014, 04:26:09 PM
The hypocrisy of these people never ceases to amaze me.

http://imgur.com/a/aq50l
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on December 27, 2014, 05:29:13 PM
I don't get it. Guess I'm not meta enough.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on January 10, 2015, 02:26:52 PM
The Walter White of WoW.

(http://i.imgur.com/Qx5aiYf.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Scharda on January 10, 2015, 07:46:22 PM
Well worth a ticket to the gm's for harassment don't you think ?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vezara on January 13, 2015, 04:14:48 PM
The Walter White of WoW.

(http://i.imgur.com/Qx5aiYf.jpg)

Oh noes, dat threat! I'd keep undercutting just to piss him off. :D
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rashka on January 15, 2015, 08:20:57 AM
Well worth a ticket to the gm's for harassment don't you think ?

I'm pretty certain it ain't Grosh's mail. Saw this on tumblr too :P Plus it's surprise me if he started to use Elvui. xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on January 15, 2015, 01:11:25 PM
Nah, not my mail. Found it on the WoW subreddit.

And eww, ElvUI.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on January 16, 2015, 02:10:13 AM
Only Orc Mages know the deep great feel when you pop mirror image and bloodfury. (http://i.imgur.com/n4JaLvE.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on January 19, 2015, 09:42:21 PM


Dis gon b gud
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Scharda on January 20, 2015, 12:52:14 PM
I don't quite know if I should laugh or cry...
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Scharda on January 20, 2015, 01:01:22 PM
Snoppen och Snippan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wp9iNINHMc)

Swedes, I say no more.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on February 08, 2015, 10:05:20 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on February 16, 2015, 03:59:56 PM
Arkail's flirting skills normally are so subtle most are unaware that he is even talking to them but every now and then..

 (http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag69/Dojamonk/arkail2_zps14148280.jpg) (http://s1299.photobucket.com/user/Dojamonk/media/arkail2_zps14148280.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on February 20, 2015, 05:50:32 PM


Danny facking Dyer.

Ain't no need for more words.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on February 25, 2015, 12:21:31 AM


What's the story in Balamory?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on March 17, 2015, 06:03:02 PM


For who dares to look. Sreloks and my snake eating a pinky (baby) mouse.
The snake herself is only around 20 grams, tiny baby!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on March 23, 2015, 09:12:58 PM


A censored version of the famous line-up scene from The Usual Suspects, made for American cable TV.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on April 01, 2015, 12:46:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3vQAdPJ.png)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Umaua on April 29, 2015, 10:19:11 PM
Since we did touch the topic of Fifty Shades of Grey in the guildchat...I gotta share this one.



Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on May 08, 2015, 08:15:21 PM
From http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/14381449787#3

Posted by Destiniteqt
"we will instantly pull out as i do not want to be apart of causing people distress and un wanted grief"

Posted by Lordofmagic
"Wish your dad thought the same"

BUUUUUUURN.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Umaua on May 08, 2015, 10:23:30 PM
I just find this awsome. Especially the Pewee. Just makes me giggle.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on May 09, 2015, 12:16:20 AM
Found on Reddit. I present to you all Kil'jaden Smith.. I am also hoping for Thrall Pacino, and Anub'arak Obama.

"How can our lore be real if our setbacks aren't real?" ~ Kil'jaden Smith
"How Can Expansion Be Real If Content Isn't Real?"~ Kil'jaden Smith

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag69/Dojamonk/kiljaden%20smith_zps0j9sypl1.jpg) (http://s1299.photobucket.com/user/Dojamonk/media/kiljaden%20smith_zps0j9sypl1.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on May 15, 2015, 12:59:50 AM
https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws/with_replies

This entire Twitter feed. Highlights:

Wolf of Wall Street Review
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5A0xnKCcAAB5Xg.png)

Spiderman 2 Review
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEmAQB_VEAAi5hT.png)

Fifty Shades of Grey Review
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEk3-3pVAAEbNpA.png)

The Wicker Man Review
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDDM78gVIAALsjb.png)

The Elephant Man Review
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEMnnf-VEAAa2Aw.png)

Saw IV Review
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDZHIRNUIAAsCCB.png)

Heaven Is For Real Review
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CD3D9f_UIAAd-MC.png)

Also, this is the best reviewer on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/A3RQW2I2Z47IWR/review/ref=pdp_new
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on May 18, 2015, 01:56:31 AM
This, watch this.
All the Steamy romance novels in WoW condensed into a beautiful machinma
...now you all know what i am reading around the campfire  :-*

Mildly NSFW
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on May 22, 2015, 07:34:14 PM
This is genuinely the funniest prank call I've ever heard  ;D

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on May 29, 2015, 01:56:41 AM
So this movie just got released after a kickstarter campaign. It's basically every 80s trope condensed into a movie. It's hilarious, and free to watch on youtube (unless you're in Sweden, the link to watch it is in the description).

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on May 29, 2015, 07:09:36 PM
That movie was Hilarius.

And the two natzi talking about their mustaches are two very famous Swedish comedians.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on June 03, 2015, 06:35:46 PM


My snake showing what a wonderful wrangler snake she is, totally getting the hang of it, strangling those mice. (Note the sarcasm.)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Therak on June 12, 2015, 07:03:39 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on June 12, 2015, 09:14:53 PM
The narrator reminds me of Malcolm McDowell with a higher pitch.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on June 17, 2015, 01:50:11 AM
GoT Season Five spoilers:

Spoiler: show
(http://i.imgur.com/dEPas3t.png)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rashka on June 17, 2015, 10:34:53 AM
*Shakes fist at spoilers* Atleast you wrote spoilers.. Not like all the assholes on my twitter feed. T_T
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on June 28, 2015, 04:46:49 PM
Someone managed to portal Helix Gearbreaker from Deadmines HC out of the instance and into Silvermoon City. He's unkillable in his out-of-instance form.

(http://i.imgur.com/pp2kAua.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on July 05, 2015, 12:50:42 AM
Nixxom's version of the Ending Cinematic an Extended Edition. Obvious spoilers you've been warned.

Spoiler: show

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Groshnok on July 19, 2015, 09:18:04 PM
After Bethesda announced Fallout 4.

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Claws on July 25, 2015, 07:31:49 PM
Made me laugh any way
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on August 09, 2015, 01:10:08 PM
(http://aaronblaiseart-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/aaron-blaise-cecil-the-lion-king.jpg)

Not funny, but definitely cool. Tribute to Cecil the Lion by one of the animators from the Lion King, Aaron Blaise.

Plus a time-lapse:
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 09, 2015, 04:43:34 PM
The feels are strong in this one. So good. u_u

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/662/092/83e.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Kozgugore on August 10, 2015, 12:15:54 AM
Double post, but while I was thinking of posting it on the IC storyboard, I think it might be a little too... random to have its own thread. Anyway!

Anyone fortunate enough passing by the camp fires in Rangari Refuge tonight may have found a sample box of a certain product, alongside a letter on top of it. It reads:

Quote
Dear Valued Customer,

It’s a famous saying in Kezan: “If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.” While all cultures of Azeroth have their own forms of warfare, the need for quality weapon protection cannot be overstated, whether you’re an orc Chieftain, a night-elf warden, a Forsaken apothecary, an orc Chieftain, or even an orc Chieftain. Do not go marching into ONE more battle without whipping your weapon out and hand-coating it with… DURASHAFT.

DURASHAFT water-based oil has been meticulously engineered to keep every part of your weapon well-protected and working efficiently. Not only does it protect against rust and corrosion, but it lubricates, stimulates and hardens your blade from tip to base like no other product. Whether your sparring style is blunt thrusting or full penetration, DURASHAFT intensifies the raging climax of battle.

Make no mistake, there are all kinds of protective oils out there, and getting to know your preference — and just as importantly, your sparring partner’s preference, too — will take some experimenting. Look no further, discerning customer! DURASHAFT comes in a variety of scents and flavours, including nostalgic vanilla, saucy strawberry, cheeky cherry and aloe vera, for a kinder and gentler experience — guaranteed to reduce friction.

DURASHAFT
“Strong enough for a Man, Made for a Woman”

Affordably priced from all leading Steamwheedle-authorised retailers.



(P.S. Sadok and Rhonya are weird.)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Grogok on August 10, 2015, 12:26:22 AM
o.o....They ain't wierd they have gone completely mental
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on August 21, 2015, 10:57:59 PM
Hey look, we're culturally relevant!

(http://orcsoftheredblade.com/forum/gallery/4729_21_08_15_7_56_53.jpeg)

The latest release from M.W.A. -- Mag'har With Attitude!
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Regorn on August 22, 2015, 01:32:19 AM
ugh, just  rip-off of n'awhs with attitude

(http://i.imgur.com/kiL4od1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Gashuk on August 22, 2015, 06:46:02 PM
Are you really using Gashuk as your avatar? THat's funny, man.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on August 22, 2015, 09:20:33 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vanara on September 24, 2015, 03:00:04 PM
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on September 24, 2015, 10:49:00 PM
I am finding this funny. Was mentioned on a podcast i am listening to. Admittedly, i just did a double shift and have yet to sleep.

Never the less.  Potion seller, i am going into battle....


Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Ugluhk on September 25, 2015, 02:12:40 AM
uhm... what the actual fuuuu?
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on October 31, 2015, 12:52:36 AM


Say.. wuuut.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Azolg on October 31, 2015, 09:46:59 AM


Say.. wuuut.

Oh wow. That guy is actually trying to claim that video as his. Like, he hasn't even linked to the original video or mentioned Markplier at all.

Heres the original.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Mozrogg on November 03, 2015, 02:34:34 PM
Need more Always sunny in philly up in here!

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on November 06, 2015, 08:20:25 PM
Currently dog sitting for a friend for a day or so and i was worried how my cat would deal with them. This is them at the moment sleeping soundly after dinner time.
(apologies for shitty camera phone photo, my current phone is held together with tape and good intentions)

(http://i.imgur.com/1nJyYQz.jpg?1)

Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Rhonya on November 13, 2015, 03:31:25 AM


Ahem. xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okiba on November 13, 2015, 02:47:52 PM
That, was, Awesome!

XD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on January 24, 2016, 01:27:10 AM
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01AX111Q2/ref=rdr_kindle_ext_tmb

Still a better love-story than Twilight.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Azolg on January 24, 2016, 11:52:20 AM
I found this gem.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Vanara on January 30, 2016, 03:04:21 PM
I have found Karak!

(http://i.imgur.com/umhUgnQ.png)
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Nosh'marak on January 30, 2016, 06:38:23 PM
I found something amazing.
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Bamm on February 06, 2016, 08:17:48 PM
Class order hall spoilers sort of, not really. it just uses the locations. Nothing quest based just a machinima i found humorous

Spoiler: show




Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Wornag (Kronnor) on February 07, 2016, 10:50:46 AM
I've seen it right when Nixxiom put it on YouTube. I like the shaman one. Thrall is such a rebel xD
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Sadok on March 29, 2016, 11:12:27 PM
In the category of things that look like bad Photoshops but are actually real:

(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/angriest-whopper.jpg?quality=75&strip=color&w=1100)

Quote
American customers will be seeing red at Burger King restaurants nationwide

Burger King’s U.S. restaurants are now offering a Whopper with red buns, the chain announced Tuesday.

In a news release, the chain says “the Angriest Whopper” will consist of “flame-grilled beef, piled high with thick-cut bacon, American cheese, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, crispy onion petals, jalapeños, creamy mayonnaise and spicy angry sauce all layered between a fiery red bun that has hot sauced baked in.”
http://time.com/4274866/burger-king-angriest-whopper-red-buns/?xid=time_socialflow_facebook
Title: Re: Funny stuff
Post by: Okram on March 30, 2016, 12:01:54 AM
I'd eat it.