Funny stuff

[Burgorg]

Ha! I found Koz's Battle planz!

http://s94913612.onlinehome.us/wh40klol/you_iz_an_ork!.png

[Kozgugore]

Perhaps it's about time Greggar explains to us what their government puts in that Belgian food of theirs.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/709611/d65206ce/monsieur_pingouin_%28classic%29.html

[Greggar]

Errr... Hmm... Well, he spoke french so he's from south belgium where all french speaking belgian folk are. I consider that normal for their region. D:

[Claws]

Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year.


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?






























'Not yet,' she replied. 

[Nergul]

Anyone remember this?

My directx freaked out and showed me all kinds of fancy graphics, also note Koz's comments in Redorc, if you can.

[Claws]

Thats going back some time Nergul 

[Kozgugore]

For all those who have already seen Avatar!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-avatar-plot-fail.jpg

[Ghora]

http://verydemotivational.com/ 

Is an epic website with lots of lulz.
This one gave me a bad case of the chuckles (very macho stuff):

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/01/15/demotivational-posters-wit/

[Lars]

This has to be among the most hillarious things I have ever seen.
Say what you want about 4chan, but this is when the place is just absolute gold.

[Claws]

((Sorry must be me 
But i do not find the above funny in any way.
More sick and very bad taste.
Until you are personal touch by such the making of stupid comments
about the horror of humanity should not be made.))

But hey each to their own sense of humour.

[Claws]

A Irish Joke (sorry to any Irish out there)

The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.


'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Pub in Gippsland, Victoria
.. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!
We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!'


'Well, Paddy,' Sarkozy replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army?'


'Right now,' says Paddy, after a moment's calculation,
'there is myself, me Cousin Cyc, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub.
That makes eleven!'


Sarkozy paused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.'


'Begoora!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to ring you back.'


Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on.
We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!'


'And what equipment would that be Paddy?' Sarkozy asks.


'Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor.'


Sarkozy sighs, amused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armoured personnel carriers.
Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke.'


'Saints preserve us!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to get back to you.'


Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on!
We have managed to get ourselves airborne!
We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit,
and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!'


Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes.
My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites.
And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!'


'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!' says Paddy, 'I will have to ring you back.'


Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day.
'Top o' the mornin', Mr. Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.'


'Really? I am sorry to hear that,' says Sarkozy. 'Why the sudden change of heart?'


'Well,' says Paddy,
'we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and packets of crisps,
and we decided there is no f...ing way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.'

[Thanuk]

I feel I have to post this in here....

Once a couple of years ago, me and some mates were bored at my friends house, and we decided to make a Garry's Mod video... The rest or for you to find out yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnFETT1oh5k

NEEDS WATCH!

[Claws]

Silly Laws.
Or are the?

1. Bolivia, In Santa Cruz it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
2. In Canada Any debt higher than 25 cents cannot be paid in pennies. In Toronto, it is illegal to ride a streetcar on a Sunday if you have been eating garlic
3. In China - A form of population control? Do not stop for pedestrians, just run em over, there are too many people in China anyway…
* Drivers who stop at pedestrian crossings may receive a fine or a warning under Article 40 of the Beijing Traffic Laws
* In China - yep, they have 2 that made the list, In order to go to college you must be “intelligent”.
4. Denmark - It is illegal to start a car if there is anyone under it.
* Denmark - The don’t make the horse feel inferior law - If a car is overtaking a horse-drawn carriage and the horse becomes agitated, the driver must pull over and if necessary cover the car from the horse’s view.
5. Finland - Considering its cheaper for air than a ticket, this may be a good thing, unless you are in a hurry. Finnish police do not issue tickets for illegal parking â€" they just let down the person’s tires. Maybe you can carry an air compressor in the trunk and park anywhere you like.
6. France - It is illegal to call a pig Napoleon
* They may also be a bit paranoid when it comes to alien invasions!
* It is illegal to sell dolls with alien faces â€" they must have human faces.
* It is illegal to land a flying saucer in a vineyard.
7. Germany - A pillow is regarded as a “passive weapon”.
8. United Kingdom - that darn dress code - It is illegal for Members of Parliament to enter the House of Commons in full armour.
* This is brilliant - It is illegal to drive a car without sitting in the front seat
* I wonder how this came about, the police helmet I mean, A pregnant woman can legally urinate anywhere including in a policeman’s helmet.
* In Liverpool it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless she is employed in an exotic fish shop.
9. Greece - drivers, watch your hygiene - A driver’s license can be revoked if the person appears poorly dressed or unwashed
10. Guinea - It is illegal to call a baby “Monica”
11. Iceland - A place for quacks or quacked medicine - Anyone is allowed to practice medicine in Iceland provided they display the word Scottulaejnir meaning “Quack doctor”
12. Iran - Iranian law suggests that sex play between animals is not recommended â€" especially when it involves a lioness
* It is forbidden to eat snakes on a Sunday
13. Israel - I guess nose picking may upset the lord. It is illegal to pick one’s nose on the Sabbath
* I hope you can find matching socks in the dark - No person is allowed to dress or undress with the light switched on.
14. Japan - Purple a happy color? It is illegal to wear purple unless you are in mourning.
15. Madagascar - Pregnant women may not wear hats
16. Malaysia - Oh, I gotta wonder about this one, at least the word “used” is not mentioned. It is illegal for restaurant owners to substitute a table napkin with toilet paper.
17. Paraguay - Dueling is legal providing both combatants are blood donors, followed by this gem… A man who catches his wife with someone else in bed is legally permitted to kill his wife and her lover providing he acts immediately.
18. Peru - those sexy female alpacas keep getting young men in trouble… with the law - Unmarried young men are not permitted to keep female alpacas in their apartments.
19. Russia - It is illegal to drive a dirty car
20. Qatar - Just plain shit out of luck here - If an unmarried woman falls pregnant she is banned from using hospitals or calling for any medical assistance. Her only options are to do without healthcare or leave the country
21. Saudi Arabia - Who would have thunk it… it this region of “sexual equalitty” It is illegal for women to appear in public without a male relative or guardian present.
* Women are not allowed to drive cars
* It is illegal for male doctors to examine women and female doctors to examine men.
* A woman can divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.
22. Singapore - The toilet flushing police are near, watch out - Failure to flush a public toilet is punishable by a fine or a prison sentence if caught during random checks by special police.
* If you are caught dropping litter more than 3 times, the penalty is to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a bib saying “I am a litterer”. This will then be broadcast on the local news.
23. Turkey - The just in case law - All drivers must carry a hygienic body bag suitable for carrying a body up to 18st 12lbs (120 kilos). Failure to do so will result in a fine and possible a 6 month jail sentence.

[Claws]

cats again

[Ugluhk]

love those laws <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 and cats! <3<3<3<3<3<3