Last Post Wins (Forum Fatality Edition)

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Kronnor looks at the troll with a straight serious face.*
"If they still want to live they will listen to what one orc says. I am the killer of giants, rider of magnaron, master of beasts. I am your greatest nightmare. I can be the beginning of your end, the shadow that will blot out the sun, the bell that will toll your doom. So, you'll either leave me the body of your warlord or something that will prove his death."

[Regorn]

((you have already succeeded the intimidation roll, so no need to roll again))

The trolls drop the warlord's body and bolts it. One of them even drop their lunch.

Before you sits the body of Ju'Zil 
He got some Troll armors, some trinkets you assume are Voodoo trinkets, a bottle of Mojo and a amulet with a Green stone.
While you can carry him back, it will be impossible to go fast or stealthily with all of him.

With the Trolls ears you gathered, your up to 20 ears. + The Warlords ears.

> ?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Kronnor takes the amulet, knowing already what it does as he has one too from the pirate captain. Also, he takes the trinkets, the bottle of Mojo and decapitates the troll warlord. Seeing he already has 20 troll ears he decides to not cut the warlord's too. After that Kronnor hangs the body upside down at the entrance of the ruins, so he adds a bit of fear factor to his reputation, most likely the story will travel fast amongst the jungle trolls. Then he decides to go back to Booty Bay for his rewards.*

[Regorn]

Looking at the amulet, is sure looks similar to yours, but it's somewhat different. The green jade inside it is in another shape for example, but the same troll icons.

Journey back to booty bay you choose to travel...
> Careful, Time consuming, but minimal risk for encounters
> Normal, no time gain, no time loss but some risk for encounters
> Brash, small time loss but great chance for encounters
> Rush, quickest travel, but guarantee chance for encounters

+ roll d20

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*With so much loot around Kronnor decides to walk carefully towards Booty Bay.*
D20 roll -> 6

[Regorn]

Taking your time to reach Booty Bay, you arrive in the evening but safe, that raptor might have smelled you but he stayed away.

It's rather late and your hungry.

> Food?
> Logging?
> Seek out Guard Chief Gobelwrench
> Other?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Kronnor decides to go straight to the Guard Chief for the rewards before getting some food.*

[Regorn]

Arriving at the guard house, you see two guards, seems night crew is on the job, very few guards all over Booty Bay. The guard house only got 2 lights in it.

"What ya looking at pal? It's late, come back tomorrow."

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Kronnor snorts and decide to go back to the inn where he got the food on the first day arriving in port.*

[Regorn]

((who knew high-ranking officers like their beauty sleep?))

Once again you find yourself in The Fresh Catch Inn.

> Food? 
> Fish /2 Silver
> Pork /2 Silver
> Murlock Stew /3 Silver
> Bread /50 copper

> Ale /1 Silver
> Rum /50 Copper
> Ironforge Ale /2 Silver
> Water /10 Copper

> Room?
> 10 Silver or 25 Silver

> Talk to Innkeeper
> Other?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Kronnor orders a mug of ale, some pork and a piece of bread before renting a room and going to sleep after he made sure all the loot he got is well secured.*

Order total: 28 Silver 50 Copper
New Balance: 10 Gold 75 Silver

[Regorn]

After having your meal and head up toward your room, you do notice a lot of cutthroats and pirates seemingly eye your sack of goods.
The Innkeeper however just slaps you on the knee (Goblins are short after all) and tells you they do that to everyone.

____

You sleep well, paying that extra coin for a nice room was apparently worth it.

___

((and now for the tricky part, calculating your xp...))

2 Troll patrol(10 xp), 3 troll sentries(5 xp), Mini-Boss(10 xp), Successful intimidation(5 xp).

30/35 xp

_____

> Breakfast? 
> Seek out Guard Chief?
> Other?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Kronnor decides to go straight to the Chief Guard and not postpone anymore.*

[Regorn]

As you arrive at the Guard house, the guards nods you to enter. 
Inside there was a tiny line of 2 Goblins and a Troll.

Waiting for a moment some of the guards starts to smell your... trophy.
After a while, it's your turn.

you enter a standard looking goblin office, it's filled to the brim with pointless things.
And you are differently sure that is a bomb.

"Alright, what ya want Orc?"
Guard Chief Gobelwrench is a bit overweight and does not even look in your direction as you enter.
The chair is also way to small for you to use.

> ?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

*Kronnor snorts as he looks at the goblin. Without a moment of waiting he throws the warlord's head and the troll ears on the goblin's desk.*
"The rewards for the bounties, that's what I want."