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Funny stuff

Started by Kozgugore, December 10, 2007, 09:59:36 PM

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Claws

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."



Okay, so my neighbours officially hate me
why?
Well, me, David and Andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were toasting marshmallows and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a fire truck turn into the street in front of us.
So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbour’s house was on fire!
oh ~I'm an idiot with no life~!
Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husband’s arms, and we were just kind of standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever.
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Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on them, watching the fire....
talk about bad timing...




At your own risk but can be fun. ::) ::)
Go to

www.google.co.in

paste this code in search box

inurl:/view/index.shtml

A list of different unprotected cam on web opens click on any one, move camera or zoom in or zoom out. This is really an easiest way to hack google
True Blood
Once a Blade Always a Blade.

Retired Right hand of the Blades.
Lived enough to be older and wiser then many pup's

Remember a journey is not a final destination.

Tirnak Lynxclaw

Might want to add that the lowest part of Claws post is illegal, so I would suggest keeping your cursors from doing so, but as she warned, own risk.

Claws

Quote from: Tirnak Lynxclaw on June 25, 2008, 08:15:26 AM
Might want to add that the lowest part of Claws post is illegal, so I would suggest keeping your cursors from doing so, but as she warned, own risk.

Agree with that it is ok to watch but do not play with it.
True Blood
Once a Blade Always a Blade.

Retired Right hand of the Blades.
Lived enough to be older and wiser then many pup's

Remember a journey is not a final destination.

Tirnak Lynxclaw


Griesh

Interesting...   ???

Claws

True Blood
Once a Blade Always a Blade.

Retired Right hand of the Blades.
Lived enough to be older and wiser then many pup's

Remember a journey is not a final destination.

Kozgugore

I so want that game! Must have!

Nice find.
Kozgugore Feraleye - Chieftain of the Red Blade

Claws

Quote from: Kozgugore on June 26, 2008, 12:32:02 AM
I so want that game! Must have!

Nice find.

Some old rubbish game that has been around for long time, I might try it myself one day. ::)
True Blood
Once a Blade Always a Blade.

Retired Right hand of the Blades.
Lived enough to be older and wiser then many pup's

Remember a journey is not a final destination.

Kozgugore

The evolution of the YOU.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BPTyJsaN0-w

Might contain some foul langweej.
Kozgugore Feraleye - Chieftain of the Red Blade

Nergul

www.raygoldmodels.com

some of these guys look alot like me!
''I can smell your fear''

Kozgugore

Quote from: Nergul on July 07, 2008, 12:36:03 AM
www.raygoldmodels.com

some of these guys look alot like me!
Why so sex??!!?
Kozgugore Feraleye - Chieftain of the Red Blade

Tirnak Lynxclaw

Quote from: Nergul on July 07, 2008, 12:36:03 AM
www.raygoldmodels.com

some of these guys look alot like me!

That wasn't funny... *growls at Nergul!*

Claws

Quote from: Nergul on July 07, 2008, 12:36:03 AM
www.raygoldmodels.com

some of these guys look alot like me!

This link sent me on a loop not impressed with that site. ???
True Blood
Once a Blade Always a Blade.

Retired Right hand of the Blades.
Lived enough to be older and wiser then many pup's

Remember a journey is not a final destination.

Kozgugore

A bit cheeky, true. Just ctrl-alt-delete and manually remove the browser.
Kozgugore Feraleye - Chieftain of the Red Blade

Nergul

''I can smell your fear''