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[Okiba]

Why do anime character famous for wearing so many belts?

Because they physically lack hips to hold up pants.

Shocker I know.

[Regorn]

So anime characters don't have hips

[Okiba]

So anime characters don't have hips

See, those hips DO lie!

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

So anime characters don't have hips

See, those hips DO lie!

Bunch of liars, those hips.

[Regorn]

Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?

I think the second option is most likely to happen.

[Okiba]

Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?

I think the second option is most likely to happen.

So what you're saying is, my wise Orcish brothers...

"Hips lie, therefore the Axe is truth"

...oh crud, did we just achieve enlightenment?

[Regorn]

We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.

Orcddha?
Orddha?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.

Orcddha?
Orddha?

No, it's Burc.

[Okiba]

We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.

Orcddha?
Orddha?

No, it's Burc.

Confucious-Orc say: "He who smite with axe, have fun all day"

[Regorn]

Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."

[Okiba]

Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."

She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."

She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?

Lower your voice, they might hear you.

[Okiba]

Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."

She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?

Lower your voice, they might hear you.

SHHHHH--!   

Too late!  run!   

[Regorn]

Confucious-Orc say: "He who outrun friends live long life."