Orcs of the Red Blade
Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Kozgugore on June 13, 2018, 09:44:50 PM
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Last time on Last Post Wins, Regorn seized the coveted OotRB HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (AT LIFE) OF THE WORLD™. Will Kronnor be able to regain his pride and joy? Will he find the will to live long enough to one day take back his title? Will Krogon at long last rise up from the position of underdog?
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Last post wins! If you are the last poster for a period of 24 hours or more, this thread is locked, you become a CHAMPION AT LIFE™, and you get a custom graphic below your name to let everyone know how SPECIAL™ you are.
Your Name Here
Champion At Life
Proven
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Posts: The Last
There can only be one CHAMPION AT LIFE™, so if Regorn doesn't retain, he'll no longer have his title! And then congratulation, a winner is you.
(http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5jb2svg5Y1qc4y5qo1_500.jpg)
Let the games begin!
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Did I mention how awesome I am today?
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Now I've lulled you all into a false sense of security...
GIVE ME THAT BELT!
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IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!
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IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!
...for now. 8)
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I wonder if Koz cleaned off my belly sweat from that belt before handing it to you.
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I wonder if Koz cleaned off my belly sweat from that belt before handing it to you.
It's part of it now.
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I wonder if Koz cleaned off my belly sweat from that belt before handing it to you.
It's part of it now.
Enjoy my sweat then, Regorn.
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don't care, got belt.
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don't care, got belt.
But... your pants have fallen down.
Where is your belt?
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I hold the belt, it's MINE!
...on other topics, how are you belt-less peasants doing?
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I hold the belt, it's MINE!
...on other topics, how are you belt-less peasants doing?
Have you considered a dress?
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No, you don't often wear dresses when you got a belt.
Unless your a Final fantasy character that is
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/5/5b/FFX_Lulu_Art.png/revision/latest?cb=20140809031913)
Look at all those belts!
Also, just me or is the website being a bit of a pain right now?
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So many belts--
...and yes, it's been weird the last two days for me too.
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Why do anime character famous for wearing so many belts?
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Why do anime character famous for wearing so many belts?
Because they physically lack hips to hold up pants.
Shocker I know.
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So anime characters don't have hips
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So anime characters don't have hips
See, those hips DO lie!
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So anime characters don't have hips
See, those hips DO lie!
Bunch of liars, those hips.
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Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?
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Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?
I think the second option is most likely to happen.
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Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?
I think the second option is most likely to happen.
So what you're saying is, my wise Orcish brothers...
"Hips lie, therefore the Axe is truth"
...oh crud, did we just achieve enlightenment?
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We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.
Orcddha?
Orddha?
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We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.
Orcddha?
Orddha?
No, it's Burc.
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We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.
Orcddha?
Orddha?
No, it's Burc.
Confucious-Orc say: "He who smite with axe, have fun all day"
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Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."
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Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."
She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?
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Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."
She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?
Lower your voice, they might hear you. :o
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Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."
She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?
Lower your voice, they might hear you. :o
SHHHHH--! :-[
Too late! run! :o
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Confucious-Orc say: "He who outrun friends live long life."
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Confucious-Orc say: "He who outrun friends live long life."
I like this Confucius-Orc, he sounds like a smart guy.
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I met him once.
Fun guy, bit of a douchebag, nice hair.
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I met him once.
Fun guy, bit of a douchebag, nice hair.
Funny. He said the same thing about you!
8)
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Pssst... Are the she-orcs gone now? Can I come out of hiding?
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Pssst... Are the she-orcs gone now? Can I come out of hiding?
No. Stay there.
Just to be 'safe'. :-[
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Pssst... Are the she-orcs gone now? Can I come out of hiding?
No. Stay there.
Just to be 'safe'. :-[
Ok. I'll stay here.
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Maybe if we starts yelling and talking loudly she won't notice us.
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Maybe if we starts yelling and talking loudly she won't notice us.
don't move.
They can't see us if we don't move!
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8s2qgdNUn1rdutw3o1_500.gif)
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So throw Krogon out so we can make a run for it, got it.
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...No?
...no
No...
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Shall we change topic now?
Or throw Krogon out so we can make a run for it?
He did agree it was the right thing.
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Shall we change topic now?
Or throw Krogon out so we can make a run for it?
He did agree it was the right thing.
You've got no chance...
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Here's a topic. I'd love to see how many of those annoying as hell spambots will get through my verification questions now. See if they know what the orc capital in Durotar and the orcish homeworld are called. >:(
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Was it not enough with the standard "fill in this random text on a image to prove your not a bot"?
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Sadly not. The bots are evolving. õ_o
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Sadly not. The bots are evolving. õ_o
...Life finds a way?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/sgPllitbXVMqI/giphy.gif)
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Sadly not. The bots are evolving. õ_o
...Life finds a way?
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Those are some good questions. You could also add "How big is Kronnor's ego?"
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We never know such answers.
I mean, morality is a incredibly complex question, and so is the quest for development. What is considered unacceptable today might be common tomorrow, and what is accepted today might be seen as immoral later.
And as for the second question, we have not developed microscopes that powerful yet.
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And I thought this was just a meme game, not a deep philosophical forum.
I regret my life choices.
I regret Regorns more.
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Kinda harsh of you to regret my life choices.
Sure, some of them were bad but not all of them.
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Kinda harsh of you to regret my life choices.
Sure, some of them were bad but not all of them.
Some? I think you mean most of them.
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Then why am I the one with the belt?
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Then why am I the one with the belt?
Because we need something to hit you with.
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Your all just green with envy over my belt.
I mean, that is why you are all green.
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Your all just green with envy over my belt.
I mean, that is why you are all green.
<karate chop>
I challenge you to unarmed combat for the belt!
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Don't be silly! Only by the ancient law and rite of the Last Post thread can you gain ownership of the mighty belt.
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Don't be silly! Only by the ancient law and rite of the Last Post thread can you gain ownership of the mighty belt.
You sure? I reckon I could elbow drop it right off you.
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You can't take the belt with force you fool!
Only the ancient rituals can appease the belt!
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You can't take the belt with force you fool!
Only the ancient rituals can appease the belt!
You know nothing of the belt, the rituals, or the ancients!
Blood for the blood belt! blood for the belt throne!
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And yet, here I stand with the belt proudly on me.
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Happy birthday Koz!
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Why thankies!
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Yes! Happy Birthday!
And thank you for an excuse to bump this thread without talking about that belt!
8)
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And happy birthday Boss
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Now... where was we?
GIVE ME MY BELT BWAAAGHH :-[
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No
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No
Resistance is futile.
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Resistance is fun!
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Resistance is fun!
Tell that to Blizz. It seems they thought otherwise, that's why they removed it from gear.
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Resistance is fun!
Tell that to Blizz. It seems they thought otherwise, that's why they removed it from gear.
Resilience... It was called Resilience.
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Small details.
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Small details.
DETAILS!? that stat was the bane of my existence! It was almost as maddening as Armour penetration was!
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Yea, sure, for you it was a big deal, but it was not any big part for me, and thus, small detail.
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Yea, sure, for you it was a big deal, but it was not any big part for me, and thus, small detail.
My sweet summer child, what do you know of nothing?
Lots, that's what Jon Snow.
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On the topic of Jon Snow, I am overly fond of the theory that Jon Snow is not Azhor Ahai reborn, he is lightbringer, Rhegar was Azhor Ahai.
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On the topic of Jon Snow, I am overly fond of the theory that Jon Snow is not Azhor Ahai reborn, he is lightbringer, Rhegar was Azhor Ahai.
Interesting... what do you base this fan-thereom upon?
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I suppose there is spoilers for Song of Ice and Fire and Game of Throne beyond this point.
It was not me who came up with the theory, for full on video on it, go here
But in short:
Rhaegar first believed he was Azor Ahai, so he trained himself to become a warrior.
Azor Ahai's first sword broke when it was tempered with water, Rhaegar died in the water's of the River land.
Rhaegar then came to believe it was his son (Aegon) who was Azor Ahai.
Azor Ahai's second sword broke when it was tempered with the blood of a lion, Aegon (together with his mother and sister) died at the hands of the mountain, commanded by Tywin, a lion.
Then Rhaegar finally believed Azor Ahai would be born by him still, but not by his Martell wife.
Azor Ahai final sword, Lightbringer, only came to be when it was used to kill Azor Ahai's wife.
Jon Snow's birth also happen to have killed his mother.
So Jon Snow is Lightbringer, the one who will bring the dawn, forged by Azor Ahai reborn, Rhaegar Targaryen after he failed to create Lightbringer in himself and his first son.
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I suppose there is spoilers for Song of Ice and Fire and Game of Throne beyond this point.
It was not me who came up with the theory, for full on video on it, go here
But in short:
Rhaegar first believed he was Azor Ahai, so he trained himself to become a warrior.
Azor Ahai's first sword broke when it was tempered with water, Rhaegar died in the water's of the River land.
Rhaegar then came to believe it was his son (Aegon) who was Azor Ahai.
Azor Ahai's second sword broke when it was tempered with the blood of a lion, Aegon (together with his mother and sister) died at the hands of the mountain, commanded by Tywin, a lion.
Then Rhaegar finally believed Azor Ahai would be born by him still, but not by his Martell wife.
Azor Ahai final sword, Lightbringer, only came to be when it was used to kill Azor Ahai's wife.
Jon Snow's birth also happen to have killed his mother.
So Jon Snow is Lightbringer, the one who will bring the dawn, forged by Azor Ahai reborn, Rhaegar Targaryen after he failed to create Lightbringer in himself and his first son.
Sold.
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It is a neat theory.
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It is a neat theory.
it's certainly one of the better ones.
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There is also the theory that Varys is a Blackfyre Targaren, hence why he is bald, he shaves his head to cover up his white targaren hair.
He tried to help the 2 Targaren siblings to conquer Westeros! Using a Dothraki army that loves to destroy and burn stuff down, portray him as a bloodthirsty conquerer.
Then in comes his personal pet project, a 'fake' Targaren (a Blackfyre) with a mercenary company (A mercenary company famous for helping the Blackfyre), he look much better in comparison and then... A Blackfyre on the throne instead of a Targaren.
Also why Danerys was told she need to defeat a fake dragon to take the throne.
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There is also the theory that Varys is a Blackfyre Targaren, hence why he is bald, he shaves his head to cover up his white targaren hair.
He tried to help the 2 Targaren siblings to conquer Westeros! Using a Dothraki army that loves to destroy and burn stuff down, portray him as a bloodthirsty conquerer.
Then in comes his personal pet project, a 'fake' Targaren (a Blackfyre) with a mercenary company (A mercenary company famous for helping the Blackfyre), he look much better in comparison and then... A Blackfyre on the throne instead of a Targaren.
Also why Danerys was told she need to defeat a fake dragon to take the throne.
I kind of guessed about R + L = J. Even before the big internet hype. But thus stuff? I didn't consider it, it really could work!
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The guy who's made that youtube video I linked got a ton of theories and many of them makes sense.
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The guy who's made that youtube video I linked got a ton of theories and many of them makes sense.
Therein is the rub, of course, they make sense. But not all can be true.
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the theory of patches having done (unintentionally) the Iron-Born drowning ritual and become a pawn of some kind of lovecraftian deep ones is totally true tho.
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I'm not sure I even want to know about that one ::)
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They want Princess Shireen!
(For some reason)
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Sooo, I was bored today and made a Thunderlord Clan signature for the forum. I know we already have one, but I wanted one made by me ;D
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Sooo, I was bored today and made a Thunderlord Clan signature for the forum. I know we already have one, but I wanted one made by me ;D
you may want to crop it a little. THAT'S HUGE!
:o
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maybe it's intentional, Thunderlords, large characters, large assholes, large banners
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Sooo, I was bored today and made a Thunderlord Clan signature for the forum. I know we already have one, but I wanted one made by me ;D
you may want to crop it a little. THAT'S HUGE!
:o
Already cropped it once. I could try to crop it again.
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Sooo, I was bored today and made a Thunderlord Clan signature for the forum. I know we already have one, but I wanted one made by me ;D
you may want to crop it a little. THAT'S HUGE!
:o
Already cropped it once. I could try to crop it again.
(https://i.imgur.com/DytA0vX.gif)
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I heard there was time for some Deus Vult
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I heard there was time for some Deus Vult
(https://i.imgur.com/rOSTiYc.gif)
Dafaq...
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That gif is everything I ever wanted in life. Also...
SMALLER!
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I did something Krogon approves off.
That means I am great.
(No, I did not make that gif, but I did link it, that is far more important, hence, I am great)
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I did something Krogon approves off.
That means I am great.
(No, I did not make that gif, but I did link it, that is far more important, hence, I am great)
But your natural talent is to vex me! Who will fill that niche now--!?
Oh hey Kronnor.
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But on a scale of 1-10, how much is Deus Vult?
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But on a scale of 1-10, how much is Deus Vult?
I don't even know who you are anymore.
Who ARE you Regorn? WHO!?
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Don't we ask ourself that every day?
Who are we?
Why are we here?
Am I the belt, or do I have the belt because I am me?
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Don't we ask ourself that every day?
Who are we?
Why are we here?
Am I the belt, or do I have the belt because I am me?
Just let go of the belt, and it will all become clear.
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I am the belt and the belt is me.
Where it ends I beginnings and where I end the belt starts again.
We are the beginning of the belt and the end, because it have this little lop thing so it's adjustable in size.
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I go away for 3 days and you guys are plotting a crusade?
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I go away for 3 days and you guys are plotting a crusade?
Darn tootin.
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To be fair, we seem to quickly changed to philosophy and then back to talking about the belt.
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To be fair, we seem to quickly changed to philosophy and then back to talking about the belt.
We're like the tides, very back and forth.
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To be fair, we seem to quickly changed to philosophy and then back to talking about the belt.
We're like the tides, very back and forth.
Right, guess I'll let you two fight it out for the belt. I got bored of it.
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But belt is life.
I know that, for I have the belt and I have a life.
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But belt is life.
I know that, for I have the belt and I have a life.
For now!
('''\ (o,,,,0) /''')
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I do have the belt.
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I do have the belt.
You only have what belongs to me.
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You will find that you have no belt, unlike me who have a belt.
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You will find that you have no belt, unlike me who have a belt.
I reject this slanderous rhetoric and opt for a more hopeful, prosperous ideology to take root.
Anyhow, on a more fun note, anyone worried about their class changes in the pre-patch!?
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Considering I don't play WoW, not really, no.
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Considering I don't play WoW, not really, no.
I vote we exile Regorn from the forum on grounds of he's vexing me.
all in favor?
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I vote no.
We all know the Belt comes with additional votes.
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Looks like Regorn won, by like 6 months
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Even more Revax ;) A year and six months
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Oh yeah its 2020