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[Rashka]

And realizes he forgot his barrel of ale, and decides to go back into the bar.

[Bamm]

What do ya get if ya cross act 4 with a rubber band?

About half way

[Lars]

Finally due to windows doing some incredibly stupid things could switch to Win10. I've got a PROPPER start manu again. Already sold.

[Regorn]

Imagine the Tribe going on a expedition to Boatmurdered.

That would be hilarious.

[Azolg]

What do ya get if ya cross act 4 with a rubber band?

About half way

Halp. I dont get it.

[Lars]

Just nod and move along. Safer that way.

[Bamm]

How do you confuse a blonde?

Stand on one foot paint yourself green and throw forks at them

[Regorn]

What you did there, I see it.

And now time for another joke:

A Polish guy found a lamp, rubbed it and found a jinn, the jinn said as usual, you got 3 wishes.
"For my first wish I want Genghis khan to resurrect with his entire army and invade Poland."
"Done", said the jinn.
"For my second wish I want Genghis khan to resurrect with his entire army and invade Poland."
"Done", said the jinn.
"For my third wish I want Gen-"
The Jinn who notice a pattern, finished, "You want Genghis khan to invade Poland?"
"Yes"
The jinn was confused, "Why do you want your country invaded by Genghis three times?"
The pole smiled and said "He need to pass through Russia six times."

[Rashka]

All these jokes ain't even funny

[Bamm]

How well does Micheal J Fox make pizza?

Very well indeed, he uses the finest ingredients

[Rashka]

Arkail cheesecake stahp

[Regorn]

Being a Swede, it feels like time to make a "Norwegians are stupid" joke

Why does it take a Norwegian 4 hours to clean the cellar window?
He needs to dig a hole for the ladder first.

[Bamm]

Right, right a man walks into a bar


His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

[Rashka]

Soooo.. I'm either getting my hair colored purple tomorrow, or red/orange, can't really choose tho. What looks best of these two pics I've found resembling what I want?

[Bamm]

orange,
but orange you glad I didn't say banana?







I am not even a little sorry for that pun