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[Umaua]

I prefer a hot sauna to a tub. Much better.

[Lars]

Why not both?
Is my goal for when I'm 50!

[Srelok]

Nice. Yeah why not?

[Regorn]

and here I sit and not even enjoy showers.

Funny enough, for Americans, getting a pool is unusually high on the list of "I want".

[Rashka]

Well. I want one of each. So hah!

[Umaua]

I still think the tubs are not that nice. Sauna has better heating experience and in tub you just...loiter and float in soon dirty water.

[Rashka]

Have you heard of filters?

[Therak]

Any water gets filthy when you bathe in it. That's why I always rinse myself off with a shower when I'm done soaking.

[Umaua]

Indeed the water does. And also if it is outside tub, there's be all short of (peep) in it.

So what Therak does is very wise.

[Kozgugore]

Sounds like some of you have a "No fun allowed"-sign installed in your bathrooms. Next thing I know, you wipe your asses standing up as well. Sheesh!

[Umaua]

Crouched, thats how. Its not technically standing up. Sometimes though, I like to keep it interesting and stand on my hands.

[Kozgugore]

Sounds like your toilet is next to a French highway. Stuff of nightmares right there.

[Regorn]

Speaking of France....

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the
lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.

[Umaua]

Or just simply say "heaven is Scandinavia"

Or used to be anyways.

[Rashka]

What are we talking about now?