Last Post Wins #3

[Sadok]

Round three of everyone's favourite shitpost thread!

Umaua toppled Rashka last round under completely unfair and dubious circumstances involving a website outage that he was somehow immune to! But now, in record-setting fashion, Umaua must defend the OotRB HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (AT LIFE) OF THE WORLD™ against all comers!



Last post wins! If you are the last poster for a period of 24 hours or more, this thread is locked, you become a CHAMPION AT LIFE™, and you get a custom graphic below your name to let everyone know how SPECIAL™ you are.

Your Name Here
Champion At Life
Proven

Posts: The Last

There can only be one CHAMPION AT LIFE™, so if Umaua doesn't retain, she'll no longer have her title!

Let the games begin!

[Bamm]

Seems rather suspicious that Umaua won due to website shenanigans. *strokes his imaginary mustache* Very suspicious indeed.

[Lars]

Nothing is as you expect it to be.

Except for electrically induced magnetic forces. Those are fairly straightforward in a complicated way.

[Sadok]

That big gold championship belt is mine. I see no Umas.

[Bamm]

uno mas?


*opens tequila bottle*

[Rashka]

Pff, he just ddos'ed the site to win. Doh.

[Umaua]

Well, I must say I know next to nothing of ddos, other than it involves white text and black screen.

[Bamm]

ddos is a directional druidic ostrich system, right? Didn't that start WW1? I mean winning at life is one thing no need to start a war though

[Lars]

*takes bottle from Arkail*
Time to boost mah post count!

[Bamm]

*steals back tequila bottle*  MINE!

Anyways, i am going to brag shamelessly now and say i am off on a lads holiday,
this huuuuuuge page covering cartoon seems appropriate to how i will be hitting the beach.

[Lars]

FINE! I've got my own!

Now I just need to figure out which one!

[Regorn]

I just relised that I spend most of the summer indoor.

I am compeltly alright with that.

Dear god I am such a nerd

oh, btw, that belt is mine

[Lars]

... Looking at that picture I posted I just realized that the longest age thing on it isn't a whisky. It's the rum. (The rum is delicious, fyi).
However, it needs to be expanded! Need more fun stuff to make crazy drinks! (Or good whisky, always nice to have that!).

... it needs some tequila as well. But that's for next month. Used all money I can afford on good liquor this month!

[Regorn]

I don't like alchol #triggred

[Sadok]

None of you have permission to post after me, sorry.