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[Umaua]

My nose, or chin.

When I had a goatee, I used to stroke it, its all for the same purpose, to think.

[Kogra Windwatcher]

I'm used to scratching behind my head really. If it is not that, then it is my big bushy beard

[Umaua]

Beard stroking is awesome past time. Its a fact.

[Bamm]

I like to scratch other people's beards as genetically I can only grow a scraggy fu man chu meth beard. will scratch beards for cake

[Vanara]

But what if told you that due to an accident cakes are no longer in this world.

[Umaua]

I bet they will blame you Vanvan and make you into a cake.

[Vanara]

Well I don't want all the blame on me so I'll give you a hint where to find the last cake. Rumors go that Rhonya has a hidden cake somewhere in a mailbox.

[Regorn]

That is just to much work and I don't even like cake, I just make some knäckkakor

[Bamm]

wait rhonya has mailbox cake I like cake, does she know I like cake? Because I really am fond of cake

[Sadok]

Guys, here's the truth. There's only one cake left. And the bad news is, it looks like this:

[Lars]

... I WANT THAT CAKE!

[Umaua]

I wouldn't. I don't like food that'll eat me.

[Regorn]

If you are going to bake a cake, at least bake it like the Chaos gods.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/930585/

Warning, link to TG archives, unusual high concentration of awesome might be present.
Or extremely dumb shit.

[Umaua]

Cake made out of rye. That'd be good.

[Okiba]

Cake made out of rye. That'd be good.

The cake is a Rye?

Hurr.