Last Post Wins #3

[Kozgugore]

Well, this isn't the "Last original post wins"!

I find that there's a difference between being original and just making an empty post for the sake of having posted here. Yes, this is a nonsense-thread, but that doesn't have to make it a spam thread with completely empty posts.

[Regorn]

Indeed, so now I am starting a new topic of discussion: Who is the greatest, Shrewd or Koz?

I say it's obviously the Wolf.

[Lars]

Everyone knows that koz is just the wolf's puppet.

And, I can agree on the empty posting.

[Bamm]

Shrewd of course, he is the real chief and real wolf king after all. He just uses Koz to get things done. Like take bones out of meals,  open bags of treats, belly rubs etc

[Rashka]

Woof

[Umaua]

I agree on the empty posting as well. This be a test of imagination!

Also, Koz is not Shrewd's puppet. Koz is the orc avatar of Shrewd.

[Groshnok]

Ulster says no

[Umaua]

Ulster? Does such place even exist?

[Sadok]

I'd hope so, I live there. It's one of the four proud provinces of Ireland! And if you're of the Loyalist persuasion, you tend to forget the three Ulster counties south of the border and just conflate its definition with that of Northern Ireland.

[Bamm]

I am in Ulster but south of the border i am unsure if i exist. I mean i am me and you are you. unless you are me and i am you. What was the question again?

[Umaua]

Question was...what can you do with an eel, a sock, a fishingpole, an orange, bowl of jelly and a wasp while in a dark room?

[Regorn]

you put the Wasp and the jelly in the sock, the constant vibration will make the eel think it's real eel and it tries to mate with it. While it tries to mate with it you fish after it and eat the orange, you don't want to get scurvy after all.

[Umaua]

Good call.

[Bamm]

Not sure about the wasp in jelly in the sock, but i...

*dances out of the thread*

[Lars]

How about we put a coconut in the lime?