Last time on Last Post Wins, Regorn seized the coveted OotRB HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (AT LIFE) OF THE WORLDâ,,¢. Will Kronnor be able to regain his pride and joy? Will he find the will to live long enough to one day take back his title? Will Krogon at long last rise up from the position of underdog?
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Last post wins! If you are the last poster for a period of 24 hours or more, this thread is locked, you become a CHAMPION AT LIFEâ,,¢, and you get a custom graphic below your name to let everyone know how SPECIALâ,,¢ you are.
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There can only be one CHAMPION AT LIFEâ,,¢, so if Regorn doesn't retain, he'll no longer have his title! And then congratulation, a winner is you.
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Let the games begin!
Did I mention how awesome I am today?
Now I've lulled you all into a false sense of security...
GIVE ME THAT BELT!
IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!
I wonder if Koz cleaned off my belly sweat from that belt before handing it to you.
Quote from: Kronnor on June 14, 2018, 05:31:24 PM
I wonder if Koz cleaned off my belly sweat from that belt before handing it to you.
It's part of it now.
Quote from: Okiba on June 14, 2018, 06:30:38 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on June 14, 2018, 05:31:24 PM
I wonder if Koz cleaned off my belly sweat from that belt before handing it to you.
It's part of it now.
Enjoy my sweat then, Regorn.
don't care, got belt.
Quote from: Regorn on June 14, 2018, 11:33:09 PM
don't care, got belt.
But... your pants have fallen down.
Where is your belt?
I hold the belt, it's MINE!
...on other topics, how are you belt-less peasants doing?
Quote from: Regorn on June 15, 2018, 12:30:02 PM
I hold the belt, it's MINE!
...on other topics, how are you belt-less peasants doing?
Have you considered a dress?
No, you don't often wear dresses when you got a belt.
Unless your a Final fantasy character that is
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/5/5b/FFX_Lulu_Art.png/revision/latest?cb=20140809031913)
Look at all those belts!
Also, just me or is the website being a bit of a pain right now?
So many belts--
...and yes, it's been weird the last two days for me too.
Why do anime character famous for wearing so many belts?
Quote from: Regorn on June 18, 2018, 11:35:58 AM
Why do anime character famous for wearing so many belts?
Because they physically lack hips to hold up pants.
Shocker I know.
So anime characters don't have hips
Quote from: Regorn on June 19, 2018, 09:38:00 AM
So anime characters don't have hips
See, those hips DO lie!
Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?
Quote from: Regorn on June 20, 2018, 11:51:23 AM
Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?
I think the second option is most likely to happen.
Quote from: Kronnor on June 20, 2018, 05:24:50 PM
Quote from: Regorn on June 20, 2018, 11:51:23 AM
Do Orc hips lie? or do they cut you in half with an axe if you look at them funny?
I think the second option is most likely to happen.
So what you're saying is, my wise Orcish brothers...
Quote"Hips lie, therefore the Axe is truth"
...oh crud, did we just achieve enlightenment?
We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.
Orcddha?
Orddha?
Quote from: Regorn on June 20, 2018, 07:03:55 PM
We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.
Orcddha?
Orddha?
No, it's Burc.
Quote from: Kronnor on June 20, 2018, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Regorn on June 20, 2018, 07:03:55 PM
We need to combine the word Orc with Buddha to achieve true Enlightenment.
Orcddha?
Orddha?
No, it's Burc.
Confucious-Orc say:
"He who smite with axe, have fun all day"
Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."
Quote from: Regorn on June 21, 2018, 09:31:53 AM
Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."
She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?
Quote from: Okiba on June 21, 2018, 02:38:30 PM
Quote from: Regorn on June 21, 2018, 09:31:53 AM
Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."
She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?
Lower your voice, they might hear you. :o
Quote from: Kronnor on June 21, 2018, 02:52:54 PM
Quote from: Okiba on June 21, 2018, 02:38:30 PM
Quote from: Regorn on June 21, 2018, 09:31:53 AM
Confucious-Orc say: "Wild the wolf is, wilder the She-wolf is, wildest the she-orc is."
She orcs be crazy! Amirite dawg?
Lower your voice, they might hear you. :o
SHHHHH--! :-[
Too late! run! :o
Confucious-Orc say: "He who outrun friends live long life."
Quote from: Regorn on June 22, 2018, 12:37:14 AM
Confucious-Orc say: "He who outrun friends live long life."
I like this Confucius-Orc, he sounds like a smart guy.
I met him once.
Fun guy, bit of a douchebag, nice hair.
Quote from: Vraxxar on June 22, 2018, 10:29:18 AM
I met him once.
Fun guy, bit of a douchebag, nice hair.
Funny. He said the same thing about you!
8)
Pssst... Are the she-orcs gone now? Can I come out of hiding?
Quote from: Kronnor on June 22, 2018, 06:03:20 PM
Pssst... Are the she-orcs gone now? Can I come out of hiding?
No. Stay there.
Just to be 'safe'. :-[
Quote from: Okiba on June 22, 2018, 07:59:05 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on June 22, 2018, 06:03:20 PM
Pssst... Are the she-orcs gone now? Can I come out of hiding?
No. Stay there.
Just to be 'safe'. :-[
Ok. I'll stay here.
Maybe if we starts yelling and talking loudly she won't notice us.
Quote from: Regorn on June 23, 2018, 10:03:35 AM
Maybe if we starts yelling and talking loudly she won't notice us.
don't move.
They can't see us if we don't move!
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So throw Krogon out so we can make a run for it, got it.
...No?
...no
No...
Shall we change topic now?
Or throw Krogon out so we can make a run for it?
He did agree it was the right thing.
Quote from: Regorn on June 25, 2018, 10:40:13 AM
Shall we change topic now?
Or throw Krogon out so we can make a run for it?
He did agree it was the right thing.
You've got no chance...
Here's a topic. I'd love to see how many of those annoying as hell spambots will get through my verification questions now. See if they know what the orc capital in Durotar and the orcish homeworld are called. >:(
Was it not enough with the standard "fill in this random text on a image to prove your not a bot"?
Sadly not. The bots are evolving. õ_o
Quote from: Kozgugore on June 25, 2018, 02:10:23 PM
Sadly not. The bots are evolving. õ_o
...Life finds a way?
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Quote from: Okiba on June 25, 2018, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: Kozgugore on June 25, 2018, 02:10:23 PM
Sadly not. The bots are evolving. õ_o
...Life finds a way?
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Those are some good questions. You could also add "How big is Kronnor's ego?"
We never know such answers.
I mean, morality is a incredibly complex question, and so is the quest for development. What is considered unacceptable today might be common tomorrow, and what is accepted today might be seen as immoral later.
And as for the second question, we have not developed microscopes that powerful yet.
And I thought this was just a meme game, not a deep philosophical forum.
I regret my life choices.
I regret Regorns more.
Kinda harsh of you to regret my life choices.
Sure, some of them were bad but not all of them.
Quote from: Regorn on June 27, 2018, 06:39:52 PM
Kinda harsh of you to regret my life choices.
Sure, some of them were bad but not all of them.
Some? I think you mean most of them.
Then why am I the one with the belt?
Quote from: Regorn on June 28, 2018, 09:00:30 AM
Then why am I the one with the belt?
Because we need something to hit you with.
Your all just green with envy over my belt.
I mean, that is why you are all green.
Quote from: Regorn on June 28, 2018, 10:13:09 PM
Your all just green with envy over my belt.
I mean, that is why you are all green.
<karate chop>
I challenge you to unarmed combat for the belt!
Don't be silly! Only by the ancient law and rite of the Last Post thread can you gain ownership of the mighty belt.
Quote from: Regorn on June 29, 2018, 06:32:47 PM
Don't be silly! Only by the ancient law and rite of the Last Post thread can you gain ownership of the mighty belt.
You sure? I reckon I could elbow drop it right off you.
You can't take the belt with force you fool!
Only the ancient rituals can appease the belt!
Quote from: Regorn on June 30, 2018, 09:51:39 AM
You can't take the belt with force you fool!
Only the ancient rituals can appease the belt!
You know nothing of the belt, the rituals, or the ancients!
Blood for the blood belt! blood for the belt throne!
And yet, here I stand with the belt proudly on me.
Happy birthday Koz!
Why thankies!
Yes! Happy Birthday!
And thank you for an excuse to bump this thread without talking about that belt!
8)
And happy birthday Boss
Now... where was we?
GIVE ME MY BELT BWAAAGHH :-[
No
Resistance is fun!
Quote from: Regorn on July 03, 2018, 08:37:39 AM
Resistance is fun!
Tell that to Blizz. It seems they thought otherwise, that's why they removed it from gear.
Quote from: Kronnor on July 03, 2018, 09:56:45 PM
Quote from: Regorn on July 03, 2018, 08:37:39 AM
Resistance is fun!
Tell that to Blizz. It seems they thought otherwise, that's why they removed it from gear.
Resilience... It was called
Resilience.
Small details.
Quote from: Regorn on July 04, 2018, 09:29:50 PM
Small details.
DETAILS!? that stat was the bane of my existence! It was almost as maddening as Armour penetration was!
Yea, sure, for you it was a big deal, but it was not any big part for me, and thus, small detail.
Quote from: Regorn on July 05, 2018, 05:37:55 PM
Yea, sure, for you it was a big deal, but it was not any big part for me, and thus, small detail.
My sweet summer child, what do you know of nothing?
Lots, that's what Jon Snow.
On the topic of Jon Snow, I am overly fond of the theory that Jon Snow is not Azhor Ahai reborn, he is lightbringer, Rhegar was Azhor Ahai.
Quote from: Regorn on July 06, 2018, 08:03:25 AM
On the topic of Jon Snow, I am overly fond of the theory that Jon Snow is not Azhor Ahai reborn, he is lightbringer, Rhegar was Azhor Ahai.
Interesting... what do you base this fan-thereom upon?
I suppose there is spoilers for Song of Ice and Fire and Game of Throne beyond this point.
It was not me who came up with the theory, for full on video on it, go here https://youtu.be/UrhqmMRv1gQ
But in short:
Rhaegar first believed he was Azor Ahai, so he trained himself to become a warrior.
Azor Ahai's first sword broke when it was tempered with water, Rhaegar died in the water's of the River land.
Rhaegar then came to believe it was his son (Aegon) who was Azor Ahai.
Azor Ahai's second sword broke when it was tempered with the blood of a lion, Aegon (together with his mother and sister) died at the hands of the mountain, commanded by Tywin, a lion.
Then Rhaegar finally believed Azor Ahai would be born by him still, but not by his Martell wife.
Azor Ahai final sword, Lightbringer, only came to be when it was used to kill Azor Ahai's wife.
Jon Snow's birth also happen to have killed his mother.
So Jon Snow is Lightbringer, the one who will bring the dawn, forged by Azor Ahai reborn, Rhaegar Targaryen after he failed to create Lightbringer in himself and his first son.
Quote from: Regorn on July 06, 2018, 06:56:59 PM
I suppose there is spoilers for Song of Ice and Fire and Game of Throne beyond this point.
It was not me who came up with the theory, for full on video on it, go here https://youtu.be/UrhqmMRv1gQ
But in short:
Rhaegar first believed he was Azor Ahai, so he trained himself to become a warrior.
Azor Ahai's first sword broke when it was tempered with water, Rhaegar died in the water's of the River land.
Rhaegar then came to believe it was his son (Aegon) who was Azor Ahai.
Azor Ahai's second sword broke when it was tempered with the blood of a lion, Aegon (together with his mother and sister) died at the hands of the mountain, commanded by Tywin, a lion.
Then Rhaegar finally believed Azor Ahai would be born by him still, but not by his Martell wife.
Azor Ahai final sword, Lightbringer, only came to be when it was used to kill Azor Ahai's wife.
Jon Snow's birth also happen to have killed his mother.
So Jon Snow is Lightbringer, the one who will bring the dawn, forged by Azor Ahai reborn, Rhaegar Targaryen after he failed to create Lightbringer in himself and his first son.
Sold.
It is a neat theory.
Quote from: Regorn on July 07, 2018, 10:45:38 AM
It is a neat theory.
it's certainly one of the better ones.
There is also the theory that Varys is a Blackfyre Targaren, hence why he is bald, he shaves his head to cover up his white targaren hair.
He tried to help the 2 Targaren siblings to conquer Westeros! Using a Dothraki army that loves to destroy and burn stuff down, portray him as a bloodthirsty conquerer.
Then in comes his personal pet project, a 'fake' Targaren (a Blackfyre) with a mercenary company (A mercenary company famous for helping the Blackfyre), he look much better in comparison and then... A Blackfyre on the throne instead of a Targaren.
Also why Danerys was told she need to defeat a fake dragon to take the throne.
Quote from: Regorn on July 07, 2018, 04:45:48 PM
There is also the theory that Varys is a Blackfyre Targaren, hence why he is bald, he shaves his head to cover up his white targaren hair.
He tried to help the 2 Targaren siblings to conquer Westeros! Using a Dothraki army that loves to destroy and burn stuff down, portray him as a bloodthirsty conquerer.
Then in comes his personal pet project, a 'fake' Targaren (a Blackfyre) with a mercenary company (A mercenary company famous for helping the Blackfyre), he look much better in comparison and then... A Blackfyre on the throne instead of a Targaren.
Also why Danerys was told she need to defeat a fake dragon to take the throne.
I kind of guessed about R + L = J. Even before the big internet hype. But thus stuff? I didn't consider it, it really could work!
The guy who's made that youtube video I linked got a ton of theories and many of them makes sense.
Quote from: Regorn on July 08, 2018, 09:47:53 PM
The guy who's made that youtube video I linked got a ton of theories and many of them makes sense.
Therein is the rub, of course, they make sense. But not all can be true.
the theory of patches having done (unintentionally) the Iron-Born drowning ritual and become a pawn of some kind of lovecraftian deep ones is totally true tho.
I'm not sure I even want to know about that one ::)
They want Princess Shireen!
(For some reason)
Sooo, I was bored today and made a Thunderlord Clan signature for the forum. I know we already have one, but I wanted one made by me ;D
Quote from: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 09, 2018, 04:50:40 PM
Sooo, I was bored today and made a Thunderlord Clan signature for the forum. I know we already have one, but I wanted one made by me ;D
you may want to crop it a little. THAT'S HUGE!
:o
maybe it's intentional, Thunderlords, large characters, large assholes, large banners
Quote from: Okiba on July 10, 2018, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 09, 2018, 04:50:40 PM
Sooo, I was bored today and made a Thunderlord Clan signature for the forum. I know we already have one, but I wanted one made by me ;D
you may want to crop it a little. THAT'S HUGE!
:o
Already cropped it once. I could try to crop it again.
Quote from: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 10, 2018, 03:20:53 PM
Quote from: Okiba on July 10, 2018, 12:11:51 AM
Quote from: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 09, 2018, 04:50:40 PM
Sooo, I was bored today and made a Thunderlord Clan signature for the forum. I know we already have one, but I wanted one made by me ;D
you may want to crop it a little. THAT'S HUGE!
:o
Already cropped it once. I could try to crop it again.
(https://i.imgur.com/DytA0vX.gif)
I heard there was time for some Deus Vult
(https://i.imgur.com/rOSTiYc.gif)
Quote from: Regorn on July 10, 2018, 04:31:34 PM
I heard there was time for some Deus Vult
(https://i.imgur.com/rOSTiYc.gif)
Dafaq...
That gif is everything I ever wanted in life. Also...
SMALLER!
I did something Krogon approves off.
That means I am great.
(No, I did not make that gif, but I did link it, that is far more important, hence, I am great)
Quote from: Regorn on July 11, 2018, 11:05:34 AM
I did something Krogon approves off.
That means I am great.
(No, I did not make that gif, but I did link it, that is far more important, hence, I am great)
But your natural talent is to vex me! Who will fill that niche now--!?
Oh hey Kronnor.
But on a scale of 1-10, how much is Deus Vult?
Quote from: Regorn on July 11, 2018, 10:30:28 PM
But on a scale of 1-10, how much is Deus Vult?
I don't even know who you are anymore.
Who ARE you Regorn? WHO!?
Don't we ask ourself that every day?
Who are we?
Why are we here?
Am I the belt, or do I have the belt because I am me?
Quote from: Regorn on July 13, 2018, 12:04:30 PM
Don't we ask ourself that every day?
Who are we?
Why are we here?
Am I the belt, or do I have the belt because I am me?
Just let go of the belt, and it will all become clear.
I am the belt and the belt is me.
Where it ends I beginnings and where I end the belt starts again.
We are the beginning of the belt and the end, because it have this little lop thing so it's adjustable in size.
I go away for 3 days and you guys are plotting a crusade?
Quote from: Wornag (Kronnor) on July 14, 2018, 01:08:09 PM
I go away for 3 days and you guys are plotting a crusade?
Darn tootin.
To be fair, we seem to quickly changed to philosophy and then back to talking about the belt.
Quote from: Regorn on July 15, 2018, 10:24:45 AM
To be fair, we seem to quickly changed to philosophy and then back to talking about the belt.
We're like the tides, very back and forth.
Quote from: Okiba on July 15, 2018, 04:48:56 PM
Quote from: Regorn on July 15, 2018, 10:24:45 AM
To be fair, we seem to quickly changed to philosophy and then back to talking about the belt.
We're like the tides, very back and forth.
Right, guess I'll let you two fight it out for the belt. I got bored of it.
But belt is life.
I know that, for I have the belt and I have a life.
Quote from: Regorn on July 16, 2018, 10:36:20 AM
But belt is life.
I know that, for I have the belt and I have a life.
For now!
('''\ (o,,,,0) /''')
I do have the belt.
Quote from: Regorn on July 16, 2018, 11:00:39 PM
I do have the belt.
You only have what belongs to me.
You will find that you have no belt, unlike me who have a belt.
Quote from: Regorn on July 17, 2018, 11:05:18 PM
You will find that you have no belt, unlike me who have a belt.
I reject this slanderous rhetoric and opt for a more hopeful, prosperous ideology to take root.
Anyhow, on a more fun note, anyone worried about their class changes in the pre-patch!?
Considering I don't play WoW, not really, no.
Quote from: Regorn on July 18, 2018, 08:43:50 AM
Considering I don't play WoW, not really, no.
I vote we exile Regorn from the forum on grounds of he's vexing me.
all in favor?
I vote no.
We all know the Belt comes with additional votes.
Looks like Regorn won, by like 6 months
Even more Revax ;) A year and six months
Oh yeah its 2020