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Started by Kozgugore, December 10, 2007, 09:59:36 PM

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Sadok


Okiba

Move over House stark, theres a new orc in town.

Okiba Spearbreaker - Nag'Ogar and Warrior Monk of the Horde
"Strength, Discipline, Mastery."


Regorn

"Their Kitchen skills are not to be underestimated, they can cut solid Stone like it was butter, slice Tomato and Onions faster then any mortal men. When they cut meat, the meat is almost grilled thanks to the friction of the blade. The Soup is strong, their stew is thick, their bread hard on the outside and soft on the inside. They are as good solider as chefs and I warn you, a thousand warnings on you and your people. Do not disturb their souffle."
~Sadok, House of splendiferous covenant To Morgeth, who promptly slapped him for wearing a dress
"Names does not matter, only who you are" - An old Friend from past, Thar'grash Thunderfury


Regorn

What do you think happen to those who disturb their Souffle?
"Names does not matter, only who you are" - An old Friend from past, Thar'grash Thunderfury

Okiba

Regorn, who in hell was that quote reffering too? xD
Okiba Spearbreaker - Nag'Ogar and Warrior Monk of the Horde
"Strength, Discipline, Mastery."


Regorn

No one actually, I have not seen Game of Thrones so I just wrote up something that would sound medieval and replaced all the words with cooking words.
May the Gods have mercy on us if the apples in your pie are fine on the outside, but rotten with corruption on the outside, the House of Devilstep will show no mercy
"Names does not matter, only who you are" - An old Friend from past, Thar'grash Thunderfury

Therak

Spoiler warning
Only for those who don't care, or already have seen episode 9 of third season of Game of Thrones. Or read the books.

Made me lol

http://www.theonion.com/articles/oh-shit-i-totally-forgot-that-happens,32673/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:quote:default
Think, assess, act.

Krezurgesh

"You are the mountain, Unmoveable by all but time!"

Thrash'Nak

Nothing comes easy, and besides nothing easy is worth having.

Revax


Lars

The new Garrosh model looks a truckload better than the current Garrosh model.
Muzjhath got Iced by Sadok, after Marogg got Stabbed.

-The orc formerly known as Muzjhath formerly known as Marogg

Sadok



How do you even answer this?

Sadok

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