#LPW6

[Regorn]

Orcs of the Red Blade is now a guild in Elder Scrolls universe, what is our race and base of operation?
One of the Pariah folk? (orcs) One of the hardly Nords? etc. etc.

[Gashuk]

All I know is Siyah-gosh would be a Khajiit!

[Rakmal]

Surely, the Red Blades would be Red Guard.

Makes perfect sense.

[Rashka]

Fish fish fish!

[Regorn]

I am allergic to fish so...

Cow cow cow!

[Bamm]

With my fancy tastes and magical ability i'd probably be a Breton.  *sips wine*

[Regorn]

I heard Arkail is not a noble or royalty Breton, but a beggar from a small insignificant town in Daggerfall, he seeks to fill the empty void in his heart with wine, knowledge riches, fancy words and puns.

[Bamm]

I like nice things, fancy things and puns it is true

[Rashka]

I don't know, I was watching a gardening program on Danish television, and then he tells about his son turning 30, and he took him on a fishing trip, and the gardening dude doesn't like fishing xD

[Bamm]

Okay one last quick coffee break joke from me. I promise to refrain from puns and bad jokes from now on. This is me quitting. Right here goes.

Did I ever tell you about how I was raised by hyaenas?

It wasnt easy and they did the best they could, but looking back there was a lot of good laughs.

[Groshnok]

Why did one Quilboar look so different from the others?

He had Razorfen Downs Syndrome.

[Wornag (Kronnor)]

Nice WoW joke Grosh. Here's another one: An orc and a tauren walk into a bar. Just kidding, the tauren got stuck in the doorway.

[Rashka]

Pretty much all wow jokes suck xD

[Regorn]

I think the Night Elfs on Tedrassil can branch out their industry a bit.
Then again, they are very keen on remembering their roots.

I just leaf now.

[Mozrogg]

They also double up as pickup lines.

Nice pants, what's the drop rate?