How would your character kill the one above you?

[Sadok]

Scenario: the tribe are stranded on a desert island, and they soon start to go mad with hunger. A single chocolate chip cookie is parachuted in, and whoever controls it will have the only non-Orc food-source available.



Look at it. Look how delicious it looks. You -are- starving, aren't you?

A bloodbath breaks out, with each Orc killing each other in rapid succession. But how?

*grabs the cookie and cowers, awaiting certain death*

[Therak]

*poisons the cookie when Sadok looks away*

[Sadok]

*notices Therak nearby and tries to cave his skull in with a rock.*

My cookie!

[Lars]

((I will be posting in this thread as Muzjhath!))

*Stabs Sadok, carves off a leg and starts eating*

[Sadok]

*flails as he's stabbed and half-cannibalised, then tries to strangle Muzjhath to death with his own disemboweled intestines.*

Didn't I kill you once already?!

[Claws]

Walks up to Sadok.
“Hello handsome” 
While he goes all bashful pass my dagger up through his lower jaw into his soft brain and mashes it up a bit for good measure.
And vanishes holding the blood stained cookie “yum yum bit of more flavour”

[Grogok]

Ehh..I dig a deep hole, then hide it with leaves and such, then I would place a plate of newly baked sadok  and just wait for Claws to fall in, and then I would bury her alive

[Bamm]

Hits Kargnar with a heavy looking book on the back of his head as he is burying Claws. Causing him to fall into the hole with a now very, very, very angry claws. He runs off with cookie giggling and naked as it was obviously too hot for clothes in this desert island scenario, Arkail is a very practical Orc

[Gashuk]

Gashuk would expertly lock out Arkail's spellcasting; stun him with a buffet of wind before sending a void corruption into his Spirit; the Soul would be in useless limbo, but the flesh would be tasty.

[Umaua]

Uma would go and seek out any plant waste stuff(Nonedible ones) and rather try make booze than fight over a cookie.

[Rhonya]

Kyrazha would just eat those that the others killed! Done!

[Groshnok]

Groshnok would kill everyone and fly away with the power of god emotes.

[Regorn]

Zombie Regorn crawls out of the sand, imminently smells Kyrazha's meal and walk over for some fresh brains.

[Revax]

Fetches Karak to smite zombie Regorn with the holy light, and in the meantime grabs the cookie and rolls away.