Forbe

[Sadok]

FoRbE



FoRbE
fOrBe
FoRbE
fOrBe
FoRbE
fOrBeAraNcE
fOr BeInG pAtIeNt
fOr BeTtEr Or WoRsE
FoR bEaUtIfUl HaIr
fOr BeLoVeD iS sHe
fOr BeSt SeRvEd CoLd
FoR bEyOnD sAnItY

FoR bEhOlD a LaMb iS bOrN

BaA bAa BlAcK sHeEp
hAvE yOu AnY wOoL
YeS sIr YeS sIr
tHrEe BaGs FuLl
OnE fOr ThE mAsTeR
oNe FoR tHe DaMe
OnE fOr ThE LiTllE MaGe
wHo LiVeS dOwN tHe LaNe

wOrK wOrK

Spoiler: BaA • show

[Sadok]

wOlF iN ShEePs ClOtHiNg

SaDoK hAd A lItTlE lAmB
hIs FlEeCe WaS bLaCk As CoAl
AnD eVeRyWhErE tHaT sAdOk WeNt
tHe LaMb WaS sUrE tO gO

He FoLlOwEd HiM tO tHe TrIbE oNe DaY
wHiCh WaS aGaInSt ThE rUlE (oH nO!!!)
It MaDe ThE oRcS lAuGh AnD sAy
tHat ShEeP iS sUcH a FoOl (YuM yUm!!!)

AnD sO tHe ReD bLaDeS tUrNeD iT oUt
bUt StIlL iT lInGeReD nEaR
AnD wAiTeD pAtIeNtLy AbOuT
tIlL kYrAzHa DiD aPpEaR

"wHy DoEs ThE lAmB lOvE hEr So?!?"
ThE eAgEr ReD bLaDeS cRy (BoO hOo)
"wHy, ShE lOvEs ThE lAmB, yOu KnOw."
ThE MaStEr DiD rEpLy.

[Kozgugore]

That clip is the stuff of nightmares. Even if it made me laugh out loud. And was that Freddy I heard? Luk's true nature revealed!

[Sadok]

That clip is the stuff of nightmares. Even if it made me laugh out loud. And was that Freddy I heard? Luk's true nature revealed!

That is where the sound comes from, yeah! I was too lazy to make my own jumpscare.

[Sadok]

EbrOf Yb Em PlEh

*Garbled, maddened whispers that perhaps Caruk might hear from within his soulblade. Can you make sense of the message?*

"CrO fO dNiK tAhT tOn Em .gNiHtYnA oD lL'i .Em PlEh

CrO dEnMaD a Ma I ,eKaTsIm On EkAm .nOiTaNmAd WoNk WoN i .GnIhTyReVe Ym StRuH tI .sTrUh Ti . gNiReFfUs Si SiHt .tNeMrOt Si SiHt .yNoGa Si SiHt .GnIrEfFuS sI sIhT .nO dNa No DnA nO dNa No SeOg Ti !eM rAeH nAc UoY eM lLeT eSaElP ?eM rAeH uOy NaC

gNiNnUr .GnInNuR .gNiNnUr

TuO sNuR kUl .EmIt TxEn KuL rEtTeB .wArD eHt Fo kUl .KuL fO eKoRtS .sSiK kUl DoOg .SdNeIrF dOoG sAh ,SdRoW dOoG rEhTo SwOnK tI .dRoW dOoG A sI kUl ?SdRoW dOoG nAhT sDrOw DaB eRoM eReHt ErA yHw .KnIhT i .LlA sI tAhT .yTiPiDnErEs ...EnUtRoF .eM nAeM tSuJ tOn SeOd KuL tUb KuL nAeM i .Em Si Ti .EmAn Ym Si Ti

EmAn Ym Si KuL .kUl Si EmAn Ym .EmAn EnO tSuJ eVaH i ?GnIhT eNo rOf SeMaN yNaM oS eVaH eW oD yHw .YaS oT sEkAt Ti SeLbAlLyS rO sReTtEl YnAm WoH rEtTaM oN ,sSeL rO eRoM gNiHt EmAs EhT nAeM lLa YeHt .SmYnOnYs ErA yEhT .sDrOw LlA eRa EsEhT

lUfRaEf TsAhGa LaCiReTsYh DeSsErTsId DeIrRoW ySaEnU hSiTtIkS dEtAtIgA dErEhToB sUoIxNa LuFtErF eSnEt YsTnA eGdE nO dEnReCnOc EvIhSnErPpA sUoVrEn

gNiNnIpS dAeH .rEtTeB sI tAhT .dEnEtHgIt TlEb .TlEb EhT nEtHgIt .DeHcNeLc HtEeT .gNiHcTi DrAeB .tAeWs HtIw PmAd CiNuT .tUoBa GnItRaD sLiPuP .yRd TaOrHt .MlAp OtNi GnIgGiD sLiAn .YrD sEyE .eRoS tEeF .gNiNnIpS dAeH

lUoS .aHaHaHaHaHaHaH .LuOs A tOn

GnIhToN ,oN .gNiKcEhC .gNiYpS .gNiHcRaEs .ThGiR oT tFeL .dNuOrA kOoL

!pOtS .gNiNnUr .GnInNuR .gNiNnUr .GnInNuR .gNiNnUr .GnInNuR .gNiNnUr"

[Groshnok]

Reading this legitimately gave me a headache.

[Bamm]

Oh Sadok, i admit i actually spent time translating that that lovely message from Forbe. Any more messages from the beyond?

[Rashka]

*confuzzled*

[Rhonya]

Took me a second, but figured it out!
Silly Luk, he's where he belongs! :<

[Okiba]

"Revenge is a dish, best served... Ice cold." - Klingon Proverb

[Sadok]

sHeEp MaY sAfElY gRaZe (OnE yEaR lAtEr)

"sO ShEeP mAy SaFeLy GrAzE aNd PaStUrE
wHeRe A sHePhErD gUaRdS tHeM wElL
iT’s BeEn OnE yEaR sInCe My CaPtUrE
wHeN tHe BrAvE lAmB lUk vIlEcLaW fElL

hErE tHe FlOcKs ArE rIcH wItH wOoL
a GrIm bLoOdSoAkEd FlEeCe
ThIs PrIsOn Of SoUlS sEeMs So FuLl
tHaT i ScReAm AnD bEg FoR rElEaSe

ThE lIvElY hUnT mY HeArTs DeSiRe
To RuN uPoN tHe MoRtAl PlAiNs
WoLvEs SaVe ThIs LaMb FrOm ThE mIrE
sAvE mE fRoM tHeSe ImMoRtAl PaInS

cAn YoU rEmEmBeR mY sOrRy LiFe???
ZuG zUgGiNg OoF wUt WoRk WoRkInG
cAn YoU rEmEmBeR mY tOiL aNd StRiFe???
HoPiNg ScHeMiNg KiLlInG lUrKiNg

BuT nOw ThE lAmB hAs LeArNt HiS lEsSoN
i NoW cHeRiSh KiNdNeSs AnD pEaCe
wHaT wOuLd I dO yOu’Re No DoUbT gUeSsIn
If ThE lAmB wErE gRanTeD rElEaSe???

WeLl KyRa HeR mAsTeR mIsSeS
iN hIs ToRmEnTeD tOrTuReD rEsT
i’Ve DrEaMeD oF hEr TeNdEr KiSsEs
Of HeR wArM bReAtH aNd HeR sOfT bReAsT

aRe YoU fAiReSt FrEe FrOm LoVeS bOnDs???
AnD dO yOu FoLlOw LiFeS hUnT???
iF eVeR a DaY hEr MaStEr AbScOnDs
I’lL oNcE aGaIn OwN hEr CuNt CuStOdY

YeT jUsT aS tHe BoDy WiThOuT iTs SoUl
Or SoUl WiThOuT bOdY iS dEaD
sO iS tHaT tRiBe CaNnOt LiVe Or Be WhOlE
wItHoUt ItS cHiEf AnD hEaD

aNd ShEeP mAy SaFeLy GrAzE aNd PaStUrE
wHeRe A sHePhErD gUaRdS tHeM wElL
bUt ShOuLd ThE sHePhErDs CrOoK fRaCtUrE???
…
tHaT’s A tAlE tHaT i’M yEt To TeLl"

Spoiler: Non-crazy version, if you struggle to read • show

So, sheep may safely graze and pasture
Where a shepherd guards them well
It’s been a year since my capture
When the brave lamb Luk Vileclaw fell

Here the flocks are rich with wool
A grim, blood-soaked fleece
This prison of souls seems so full
That I scream and beg for release

The lively hunt, my heart’s desire
To run upon the mortal plains
Wolves, save this lamb from the mire
Save me from these immortal pains

Can you remember my sorry life?
Zug-zugging, oof wut, work-working
Can you remember my toil and strife?
Hoping, scheming, killing… lurking

But now the lamb has learnt his lesson
I now cherish kindness and peace
What would I do, you’re no doubt guessin’,
If the lamb were granted release?

Well, Kyra her master misses
In his tormented tortured rest
I’ve dreamed of her tender kisses
Of her warm breath and her soft breast

Are you fairest, free from love’s bonds?
And do you follow life’s hunt?
If ever a day her master absconds
I’ll once again own her cuâ€" custody.

Yet just as the body without its soul
Or soul without body is dead
So is that tribe cannot live or be whole
Without its Chief and head

And sheep may safely graze and pasture
Where a shepherd guards them well
But should the shepherd’s crook fracture?
That’s a tale that I’m yet to tell.

((Well, since Arkail brought up Luk in the WoD thread, I figured it'd be a good idea to check in with our resident insane orc who thinks he's a peon who thinks he's a sheep. Inspiration taken from Bach’s Cantata No. 208, "Sheep May Safely Graze And Pasture".))

[Okiba]

((always enjoy reading those! lets hope its not too long before we read more of these!))

[Bamm]

(( I love these too, always nice to be disturbed and creeped out))

[Sadok]

EbrOf Yb Em PlEh

*Garbled, maddened whispers that perhaps Caruk might hear from within his soulblade. Can you make sense of the message?*

For those that haven't worked it out yet, I think enough time has now passed to be able to take that sinister backwards message and play it forwards. Please be aware that there are crucial IC spoilers ahead, so listen at your own peril:

[Kozgugore]

I should have known. I really should have known.