Mazguul's latest song

[Mazguul]

There I was, a-digging this hole
A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round
There was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along, comes this orc in a wolf-head which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said

"Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much much too long
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong"

Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shoveling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shovel and sighed
Well I growled him a curse, things couldn't get worse and I replied

"I just couldn't bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square
And if you disagree it don't bother me,
That's the place where the holes gonna be"

Well there we were, discussing this hole
A hole in the ground so big and sort of round
Well it's not there now, the grounds all flat
And beneath it is the orc in the wolfie hat

.... and that's that

[Therak]

((Lovely song! *starts counting tribe members trying to find the missing one*))

[Sadok]

((*muffled sound as if buried*))