(Another) Orcish drinking song!

[Morgeth]

Orcish drinking song!


Picture made by Varekk

I'll tattle a tale that is terribly true.
Stated out as a rumor, but suddenly grew.
And it deals with an orc, and a bow, and a string.
So settle on in and our song we shall sing.

It happened one day in Nagrand by a farm
Some that tragically brought us much harm
How could a place abundant with charm
Create such a beast with a bow for an arm.

On death and destruction is what you will get
When he's coming for you and in your loincloth you will wet.
And he's big and he's strong and its quite plain to see.
That this is the Tale of the Kozgugor-ee.

Kozgugor-ee! Oh Kozgugor-ee
You're big and evil and heinous
Who could it be who set you free?
He really must be an anus.

Oh Kozgugor-ee it's easy to see
the terror you leave is raining on me.
The village is burned and the taverns are missed
and the beer is all gone and the shamans are pissed.

And if they ever should find the fool
We'll hang him upside down by his tool
And spin him around until he gets sick
Ooh! Aah! Oh, that should do the trick.

Kozgugor-ee! Oh Kozgugor-ee
The terror you offer is high class
Who could it be who set you free?
He really must be a dumbass.

Kozgugor-ee! Oh Kozgugor-ee
The horror you furnish is widespread
Who could it be who set you free?
He really must be an kodo-head.

Now everyone knows no blood should spill
In sacred Nagrand, with its big ol' hill
And if that ever happen the Death you should fear.
He'll kick in your nuts and he'll serve them with beer.

So one final thought before I depart,
And this my friends comes straight from the heart.
We'd all be fine if not for the fel
And that warlocking wanker that opened up hell.

Kozgugor-ee! Oh Kozgugor-ee
We cannot win we must admit
Who could it be who set you free?
He really must be a dimwit.

Kozgugor-ee! Oh Kozgugor-ee
You're big and evil and heinous
Who could it be who set you free?
He really must be an anus


 Rewritten from:

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I was bored!

[Gnash]

I lolled