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"Did ye hear that?"

Started by Burgorg, August 16, 2009, 02:03:07 PM

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Burgorg

The air was moisty and the same time hot as someone would have fried Thúnd in a frying pan, Him muttering to his Troll companion Jezunr. "By the sun Jezu are you sure this is the right way to Silithus?" the Blood elf stared the troll who chomped a mushroom down to his gut grinning. "Diiiis bee the riiight way moon~~" Thúnd frowned sligtly. Why did he hired the only troll who ate more mushrooms than even Zangarmarsh would have.. "Very well I trust you, lead on.." he frowned again following the troll who's walking resembled more moving of a duck than.. Walking.

The morning passed and day turned even more moisty and hot. Thúnd's stomach rumbling for hunger. "Let's stop here and make fire to eat. " Jezu stopped like shot. Turning around whit a scared look on his face. "NO! fire lures the.." he started to whisper "Great rumbling " Thúnd blinked. "What the?" he stared the troll, he had clearly lost it.. Troll shaked his hands. "No fire mon we end up dead and buried!.. Like my cousin Jazu".. Thúnd still stared the troll and placed some woods and striked fire from his fingers. "We eat now." troll now frowning. Whooky tuurists..

He was sleeping under a rock, pebblets on his chest, scratching his leg, snoring then the scent of roasted meat hit his face like a hammer. him chewing his own lip drooling. Sniffing the air. "'ood!" he shouted and got up fast. hitting his head to the rock, rock giving up on that hard solid head. Him blinking scratching his wolkmask.. getting up rubbing his tummy. "'ayde dem 'e 'orde 'n' 'elp 'e 'ome!" he shouted and cheered. starting to run to the direction of the scent of gods.. roasted meat!..MEAT MEAT!" the ground shaked slightly under his barefeet.

"..Ey! mon! can yoo hear dat?" Jezu looked around scared. "Just a dinosaur eat no-"
"'EAT 'oo 'e 'ORDE! 'ake 'e 'me! 'E 'be! 'urgorg!"

The troll saw it clearly, only shrouded to a ripped loincloth.. a clearlya  DEAD WOLFS HEAD on it's face!, drooling.. looking them as food not speaking any knonwn language and stretching it hands to strangle them. "AAaaaaaaaaaagh! " Thún ran holding his pants, running away fast as he could the troll on his tail screaming like a little gnome girl from scare. "'e soil miself me soil miself!" the Troll and Elf disapearing.

Burgorg blinking and sinking his face to his hands. "'e 'ever 'ut 'ome.." crying. for a second then sniffing the air. "'eat!" his massive hand grabbing the meat and walked back to his rock munching it happily..
Thúnd stop catching breath and looked down to the ground founding a tore Red Blade tabard, thinking: Ha! I send this to the fierce Red Blades I am sure they will answer to kill a monster who has killed their tribe member!

The tabard and poster was sended to the Chieftain.

Chieftain! On my travels I found a big green monster speaking with a odd language dead wolf on it's head on it's wake I found also a torn tabard of your tribe! i wished you to know that you have probably lost one of your fierce warrior to that monster!

I take part of your sorrow.
-Magister Thúnd Palestar.


OOC:
Kek. <.<''

Vargosh

You're desperate to get him back. ^.^?

Send Varg! If there will be smashing. :D

Mazguul

Poor Burgorg left out there all on his own!

Send the Tribe! We shall find and slay the beast! But bring back a Burgie instead, which is much better ;) (Unless Maz get wind of this and gets it into her head to use this to prove she isn't as useless as she fears she is then goes off to find the beastie on her own - nothing better than a hunt in her eyes.)

We will have to put Burgorg on a lead when we get him back, perhaps send him to live with one of the tribe members until he knows how to read a map! It;s either that or we nail him down ;D

Cheiftain! A tabard had been ruined, someone must pay for that crime!!!
There be more than four elements, there be five! Folk always ferget the element o' SURPRISE!!!

Burgorg

Blame Norv he promised to teach him to read maps better and.. write more than his own name! T.T

And Maz goes proof herself and gets back shocked seeing Burgie on the ripped loincloths.

Test of adulthood that is.

Kozgugore

Ghahaha! Lovely story, but poor Burger! You planning to put him on semi-inactive? If not, we'll come out there, blades flashing!
Kozgugore Feraleye - Chieftain of the Red Blade

Burgorg

No! I want him be active again! Come saavee mee :<