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The Gurubashi, today

Started by Norv, March 02, 2009, 12:07:55 AM

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Norv

*The day after the meeting with the trolls a scroll is posted for the tribe.*

To all Orcs

Much to my surprise, I must admit, we have managed to reach an agreement with the Gurubashi trolls at our last meeting. They have behaved surprisingly well, and I must admit that the little conversations I have witnessed among orcs and trolls raise the question if orcs today and trolls today might even get along somehow.
We will be hearing from them again, as we will talk about battle plans against the Alliance.

However! I must warn you all to not trust them, by any means. Like, there would be no point in going with them in arenas. Or like, you know, think twice before drinking one of their drinks.
...Well, if the second time you want to drink it, then thinking about it a third time would be a good idea.

I will explain to each who wants to know and I will write soon a little history of our past relations with them trolls. You will then understand better my concerns.

Anyway, I am afraid those of you orcs who waited impatiently for a battle, or something of the kind, will still have to wait a little more, at least from that direction. As orcs will not be going anywhere on them trolls mere words. We will have to first check for ourselves what they pretend to be good opportunities to strike, get our insiders reports, make our own strategy and other things as necessary.
However, do no worry. The time of our reckoning with the Alliance will be coming. With or without trolls to fight by our side. And each orc will get his chance to make of it a time to remember.
"If it ain't broke, I can fix it!
... Oh wait."

Karak Stormsong

Karloke, being the annoying prat that he is, makes comments as you speak:

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To all Orcs

-Eheheh


However! I must warn you all to not trust them, by any means. Like, there would be no point in going with them in arenas. Or like, you know, think twice before drinking one of their drinks.
...Well, if the second time you want to drink it, then thinking about it a third time would be a good idea.

-Drink it the first time and do us a favour

I will explain to each who wants to know and I will write soon a little history of our past relations with them trolls. You will then understand better my concerns.

-You bloods can't write anyway!

Anyway, I am afraid those of you orcs who waited impatiently for a battle, or something of the kind, will still have to wait a little more, at least from that direction. As orcs will not be going anywhere on them trolls mere words. We will have to first check for ourselves what they pretend to be good opportunities to strike, get our insiders reports, make our own strategy and other things as necessary.
However, do no worry. The time of our reckoning with the Alliance will be coming. With or without trolls to fight by our side.

And each orc will get his chance to make of it a time to remember.
Then you die


However, like I have said before, the best cause of action would be to get a third party arbitrator and advocate to keep legal tabs on your contract. Take it from me, cutters, a scroll of geas can do wonders for trusting your...allies.

As always, one is your ever faithful well-wisher!
Old uncle Nazgrel;felling trees,
Cut his legs off at the knees.
"I'll sew them back on!" cried his daughter,
"No!" he said, "I like them shorter"
-By Karak, shortly before being throttled by Claws

Rukgar

All this talk of trust and contracts!

I have never met a trustworthy troll.
As long as we face a strong enough common enemy, there is no need to trust a single troll.
As long as we are at war and human cities have roofs that don't burn, children that aren't orphan  and walls that aren't punctured with holes, I can't see trolls  turning against us. They aren't that stupid.
There is no peace between orcs and humans, only truces. Once we came into their world to destroy them, they will never forget it, nor forgive, how could they?
From what I've seen, most of them deserve death that we eventually have to deliver. It is us or them.

Concerns? There are always concerns. They are trolls after all. They will try to play us and use us, I am sure. Make us carry the heaviest burden of war...
...War that one day comes knocking our doors  regardless of wether we start it or not.
With luck, us putting an end to league of Arathor and their night elf sluts  combined with actions of the son of Hellscream could well ignite a full out war between entire horde and alliance.
Entire might of horde marching on the trails of our boot steps, behind our  banner! Imagine the glory!
Majority of alliance factions are knee deep in snows of Northrend. It is a fine moment to make sure they don't have homes to return to.