Fumulu Lugic BUH!"

[Burgorg]

Burgorg walked out of a Zeppelin the passengers of the Zeppelin were silent the whole trip, as were the crew.. The Huge Orc did not look happy and muttered and growled to himself, no one could no understand much what he was saying. The heat of the braziers tingled his cold skin.
Grunting he started to walk down the ramp, towards a gathering of armored Orc, who looked him suspiciously.

"Mu wunt tu rupurt fur dutu."
"What ye saying?" One orc asked confused.
"Its a Rockeater ,stand down man I handle this." An officer of the Warsong walked towards Burgorg. starting to speak slowly like to a child. "You waant to doo what?"

Burgorg arched his eyebrowns and growled. "mu undurstund prupur Orcush..Mu wunt tu rupurt fur dutu." He dropped slightly lower to stare to the Orc trough his helmet his fuzzy beard allmost in the Orcs face, his Bearmask made him look rather impressing.

"To duty you say? We dont take sissies you know we are Warsong!" the officer said.
"Or dummies." someone snorted. Burgorg turning around slowly towards the voice.
"Mu nu dummy..." he spat piece of rock from his mouth. it bouncing to the orcs helmet and off. the Orc rubbing his helmet and grunted moving his hand to his axe,

"Ey calm down both of you, or you want to Saurfang to our asses for causing troubles. He might even cleave. he muttered so no one could hear.
"-So you want to report for duty,You need to prove yourself to us. Rockeater."
"Burgorg"  "-Saye whut now?"
"-Mu numu uz Burgorg."
The officer nodded.
"-But you need to prove yourse-" after those words like a date with the destiny a transport cages last rusted bolts gave up and a angry bear, matching size of Burgorg bursted free.

The orcs took a quick formation behind Burgorg as ready to attack.
"-Move you idiot!" one of the Orcs shouted.
Burgorg turned around. "Mu nu uduot! MU NUT U UDUOT Yuz ur!"
"-Its attacking watch out you!" The Bear charged towards Burgorg mouth foaming and eyes full of tapped hate for being locked into a cage.
Burgorg roared and turned around and the Chargin bear got a massive plate fist straight to its face, the reckoil making the bear rollback few times and Burgorg dropping to his arse. Bear shaking its head growling.

Burgorg started to get up, if orcs could produce steam out of their ears he would do so now, his arse was hurting Orcs calling him and Idiot, even Mazzguul calling him an Idiot he thinked she was nice!
Burgie stared the bear, Orcs behind him did not how to react as the Huge orc just blasted its fist to the bears face and mae it barrel roll for a distance, people starting to gather to follow the show, Burgorg growling and looking really really angry, dropping his shoulder plate and axe' hitting his hands together. "GUT YER YU!" Burgie stood still lifting his fist as ready to fist fight with the bear.

Moments later Burgie and huge brown Grizzly were wrestling around the floor. Burgie staying away from the bears face avoiding its teeths tough its claws getting him few times.

The "Battle" lasted for minutes, people gathering even more. Luckily Saurfang and Hellscream were not present many said, the fun would have ended faster.

Burgorg staggered up breathing heavily, angrily. turning towards the Bear what layed on its back paws up to the roof, after a ferocious headbut it got.
"Unz STUY DUWN!"

Burgorg looked around the Orcs, Flappies,, Trolls.. Taurens who looked him in great confusion and only thing he said was:
"MU nut stuupud!" and grunted.
Many blinked.. not understanding him.

The Warsong Officer exploded to laughter. "Offer accepted Rockeater, welcome to the duty, get ready you will be sended to the battle soon."

Few hours later, Burgorg sat in a small tent a Old Orc-Shaman taking care of his wounds.
"You have strong bonds to the bears Burgorg, and the bear you defeated will be put down, you wish to hear my idea Burgorg?"
Burgorg grunted muttering to himself. "Nut stuupud.." and then nodded.

And on the next morning Orcs were reporting to duty sitting on their Riding Wolfs, many turning their heads when Burgorg arrived next to them sitting on the same bear he defeated, it having somekind of armor also.

The Warsong Officer grinned widely. "This will be fun Onward men and lassies we gonna go smash some Scourge! Lok'tar Ogar!"

Burgorg roared with the other orcs and muttered.
Mu pruuv Mazzu mu nu stuupud..
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OOC: Burr!

Enjoy I think?

[Mazguul]

(( And so we find out how Burgorg got his bear Great fun to read! Thankies!

PS - female logic is an evil thing for sure ))