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They really do have cookies!!! not what I thought they'd look like though...

Hi ya door mat  

Tehe, hiya passer-by! Are you coming in? Please lean more of your weight to the left of me as you enter, too many step on the right and my fibres are becoming matted.

edit: no pun intended

Wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing, although playing WoW might become a bit tricky.

I disagree, at its current state Warcraft can be played by a doormat...

If a man is not perfect can he lecture others?

Fighting a warrior is like fighting a blender. You can easily unplug it from feet away, even shut the power off, but if you stick your face into it, you're going to lose.