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Funny stuff

Started by Kozgugore, December 10, 2007, 09:59:36 PM

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Kozgugore

Bleh, didn't notice that one. Found that one on the realm forums a while ago. <_<

To compensate then...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
Kozgugore Feraleye - Chieftain of the Red Blade

Ozzkar

*gigglesnort* so THATS why orcs are so beefy
Bwahaha! Ozzkar strikes again!
Charge!

Nergul

''I can smell your fear''

Ugluhk

and its very immature...which suits you fine aye?
Once a pup, always a pup :'(
Offical BUCKET HEAD!
Ugleh, Zhurd, Nose and now Gorback

Nergul

''I can smell your fear''

Kozgugore

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xKvsChOjlUc

For those who played Oblivion. Though if you haven't, it might be fun nonetheless.
(May contain some mature content)
Kozgugore Feraleye - Chieftain of the Red Blade

Moggrash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm0azEG0CPY

Blåst i Luften xD

Interesting to see how a country, that haven't fought a war in over 200 years, to be leading in the weapon technology.
The Hat-Lord

Gharkfang

*yawns* who linked you that one ... saw it on Discovery aswell ... your late  ::) ;)
Quote from: Moggrash on December 25, 2007, 06:35:52 PM
Talk to the Hat! The face ain't listening.

Claws

#83
http://fliiby.com/file/12532/2g6mdgl0mj.html

For the whisky drinkers.




Daddy, how was I born ????

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'???

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button,

nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...















'You got? Male??!!





Management the truth.

* The lowest managerial priority is customer service, but the highest priority is persecuting the workers.

* The only person who can get three days off in a week is the general manager.

* Being promoted to a supervisor is actually a demotion considering the fact that you just sold your soul.

* The arrogance level of any given member of management is inversely proportional to their intelligence quotient.

* Don't worry about management's stepping in to do workers' jobs during a strike. They can't run the place with us, so how can they run it without us?

* Don't ever get caught reading anything on the job; the management want to keep us as clueless as they are.

* All managers suffer from selective amnesia; they can only remember Union contract agreements when it benefits their cause.

* The amount of favoritism you receive from management is directly proportional to the amount of a** you kiss and inversely proportional to the quality of work you perform.

* Whenever management posts a letter of thanks to the workers, the employees will again be treated like crap within two minutes of the posting.

* The chances that an employee's idea will ever be implemented are inversely proportional to its ultimate good.

* A new supervisor who has worked for only two days is always construed to know more than workers who have worked in the company for years.

* As soon as a supervisor is promoted to a manager, an inexplicable, sudden drop of 50 IQ points will occur.

* The accountability of the workers is inversely proportional to the accountability of the supervisors and managers.

* If management accidentally discovers that an employee is smart, more work will be expected from that employee.

* Succeeding at the workplace is simply a matter of rising above everyone else's incompetence.

* The more a worker gets yelled at by a manager, the more that worker can take comfort in the fact that they are right.

* In the workplace, incompetence perpetuates itself.

* If a rule does not exist that supports the position of management, they will make one up on the spot.

* You will never get paid for any overtime or extra hours you work unless you catch the forthcoming error and report it to the same management who tried to get away with it in the first place.

* Whenever a new rule or procedure is implemented, the employees must be given either no notice or as little notice as possible.

* The greatest possible threat to any given manager is an employee who is smarter than they are.

* Whenever management comes out with a so-called "policy," it is merely an attempt on their part to circumvent a provision in the Union contract that they don't like.

* In the workplace, managerial incompetence flows from the top on down.




True Blood
Once a Blade Always a Blade.

Retired Right hand of the Blades.
Lived enough to be older and wiser then many pup's

Remember a journey is not a final destination.

Ugluhk

hahahaha! !  !! ! !! ! !! !
Once a pup, always a pup :'(
Offical BUCKET HEAD!
Ugleh, Zhurd, Nose and now Gorback

Murdalak

Itakian man who went to Malta.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

I want a fork on the table too.

Claws

True Blood
Once a Blade Always a Blade.

Retired Right hand of the Blades.
Lived enough to be older and wiser then many pup's

Remember a journey is not a final destination.

Ozzkar

Bwahaha! Ozzkar strikes again!
Charge!

Hakon


Moggrash

The Hat-Lord