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Started by Kozgugore, November 30, 2017, 09:06:35 PM

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Wornag (Kronnor)

What Green Monster of the woods?

Regorn

The idea was that you (an orc) try to scare away a alliance patrol.
You however succeed too well, so instead of scaring away the patrol, the patrol is terrified over a green monster and tell everyone about it.
This leads to plenty of adventurer and champions arriving to "slay the green monster".
"Names does not matter, only who you are" - An old Friend from past, Thar'grash Thunderfury

Okiba

You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?

Holy shi--

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Okiba Spearbreaker - Nag'Ogar and Warrior Monk of the Horde
"Strength, Discipline, Mastery."


Wornag (Kronnor)

Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on February 06, 2018, 07:50:00 PM
You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?

Holy shi--

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

Reward for killing him: 2 copper and a green shield with +1 stamina

Okiba

Quote from: Kronnor on February 07, 2018, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on February 06, 2018, 07:50:00 PM
You scared the Alliance so bad they deemed you a group encounter?

Holy shi--

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

Reward for killing him: 2 copper and a green shield with +1 stamina

AND LOOT!?

I should of started killing and looting you guys YEARS ago!
Okiba Spearbreaker - Nag'Ogar and Warrior Monk of the Horde
"Strength, Discipline, Mastery."


Regorn

"I attempt to escape the Alliance Patrol" 
Critical Failure!
Not only are you captured, a few days in prison you start developing Stocholm Syndrome. Years later you join your alliance brothers in battle, proudly wearing the blue tabard.
"Names does not matter, only who you are" - An old Friend from past, Thar'grash Thunderfury

Wornag (Kronnor)

So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.

Okiba

Quote from: Kronnor on February 07, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.

...They are the alliance, they assimilate. Resistance is futile. Unless you have "Alliance-be-gone" spray, it contains 100% real wolf urine and the tears of dwarves of whom we stole ale from.
Okiba Spearbreaker - Nag'Ogar and Warrior Monk of the Horde
"Strength, Discipline, Mastery."


Wornag (Kronnor)

Quote from: Okiba / Krogon on February 07, 2018, 07:02:43 PM
Quote from: Kronnor on February 07, 2018, 11:42:46 AM
So that's what happened to that orc warrior that was wearing the blue and gold TBC dungeon set with the guild tabard made to look like the Alliance one.

...They are the alliance, they assimilate. Resistance is futile. Unless you have "Alliance-be-gone" spray, it contains 100% real wolf urine and the tears of dwarves of whom we stole ale from.

WTB 2L of "Alliance-be-gone" spray.

Regorn

You attempt to buy 'Alliance-be-gone' spray.
Critical Success!
You buy so much you get buried under a great pile of spray bottles. You get a concussion.
"Names does not matter, only who you are" - An old Friend from past, Thar'grash Thunderfury

Wornag (Kronnor)

At least I'll keep the whole Alliance away.

Okiba

Quote from: Kronnor on February 08, 2018, 01:53:14 AM
At least I'll keep the whole Alliance away.

It's the wolf urine I tells'ya!

It sends them PACK-ing!

;D
Okiba Spearbreaker - Nag'Ogar and Warrior Monk of the Horde
"Strength, Discipline, Mastery."


Regorn

Comment that wolf packs does not actually exist
"Names does not matter, only who you are" - An old Friend from past, Thar'grash Thunderfury

Wornag (Kronnor)

Shut up Regorn, you know nothing.

Regorn

"Names does not matter, only who you are" - An old Friend from past, Thar'grash Thunderfury