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[Bamm]

Did I ever tell you when I was in a band called: The Prevention?
I am not one to brag but, we were better than: The Cure

[Groshnok]

Joan Burton possibly going to retain her seat too Ark. Don't know how anyone can stand that woman.

[Azolg]

Arkail you need to staph pls. Think of the children. Save the children.

[Bamm]

A man in a wheelchair stole my camouflage jacket this morning, all I can is that he hide but he can't run

[Regorn]

There is only one thing you can do when you are under assault from bad jokes, joke about the Norwegians!

What do you get if you split a A4 paper in two?
A Norwegian puzzle.

[Bamm]

Tell me about it I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza

I guess I should have put it on aloha setting

[Revax]

What happened to the Norwegian that was raking leaves?

He fell down from the tree

[Rashka]

Ha.. Ha.. Ha-... No that's not funny really.

[Kozgugore]

It sure gave me a giggle, I'll not deny that.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for neighborly fights.

[Bamm]

How do you tell the difference between a alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later the other in a while.

[Azolg]

This thread has descended into madness.

[Regorn]

This thread has descended into madness.

we should stop, but let's keep going and see where it leads.

Why does it take 401 Norwegians to change a light-bulb?
1 to hold up the light, 400 to turn the house.

[Therak]

How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
You swim down and knock on the hatch.


How do you sink a Norwegian submarine a second time?
You swim down and knock on the hatch, they'll open to tell you they're not falling for that one again.

<3 our brothers in the west.

[Revax]

This thread has descended into madness.

Madness?

THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!

*kicks maka down the pit*

[Rashka]

This thread has descended into madness.

Madness?

THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!

*kicks maka down the pit*

Yes. Yes, I agree. *Pushes you down too* Weeeeh!