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[Bamm]

How many tech priests does it take to change a lightbulb?

100, 1 to bless and anoint the bulb in holy oils, 99 to pray to the Emperor for the gift of light

My only warhammer joke,  many dakka dakkas

[Regorn]

Arakil, I can't believe I link you this, but I just can't pass on the opportunity.

Warning: Links to /tg/ archive, while most of the stuff there is 'safe', there might be some... lewd things there

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26986427/
/tg/ reduce all of Warhammer 40K to a poop joke.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16196884/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18132665/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27112510/

Three threads of space marine humor.

example:

DO NOT WORRY BROTHERS, THIS DEFEAT IS NOT AS TERRIBLE AS THE ONES THE SPACE WOLVES HAVE LOST AGAINST THE ALPHA LEGION

HOW COULD THE SPACE WOLVES HAVE LOST? THEY ARE A TERRIFYING CHAPTER THAT COULD EASILY FIGHT OFF THE TRAITORS!

BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO OBEY THE ALPHA!

YOUR CLEVERNESS IN THE USE OF GOTHIC IS STIMULATING TO THE BRAINS BROTHER!

[Srelok]

Hurr.

[Rashka]

What is that wall of text lol

[Regorn]

That is links to /tg/'s archive, /tg/ is one of the boards of 4chan, /tg/ is one of the not so crazy boards. (Traditional/Tabletop Games).

They tend to talk about stuff. Example:

[Srelok]

Reminds me of my revenant hadhunter, but he wasn't that succesful... He did survive everything, which was odd considering his attire was a loincloth, a belt with shrunken heads and a big ass sword. Eventually he was so annoyed with the party he walked home.
From an island where the adventure took place.

[Rashka]

I'm officially in love with Tigress after watching the new kung fu panda movie.

[Azolg]

Ahh! I want to see that, I assume its good?

[Rashka]

It is! As always Tigress is my favorite xD I'm not exactly sure if the first gif is from the new movie, I think it might of been from the last one btw. But the last gif is from the new movie :3
(Pssst if you want I can find the link where I watched it)
P.S I found the link now http://moviehdmax.com/watch/0fac9f0c7f/kung-fu-panda-3-2016

[Groshnok]

Pingu gets it

[Rashka]

Uhm... What? o_o

[Groshnok]

noot noot brits out

[Rashka]

You are weird at times.

[Regorn]

He is talking about a old child show on TV about a penguin named pingu, he would make a noise "Noot noot" often.

[Azolg]

Pingu is a god.