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[Regorn]

Orks of da Red Blade
Our Clan Color is Red
The Legendary ork we still talk about was a doc, he lead us to conquer another group of Orks
We think both Gork and Mork are really neat.
We got a fair bit of Orks in our clan (from the days of our Doc)
We fight Eldar last
We fight Chaos first

We got a large amount of Mekboyz in our clan, we got fancy guns and trucks for days! DAYS!

The Biggest thing we ever looted was a dozen of Tau Battle-suits. Very fancy dakka on them, too small for a orks however.

So what we do with them? We took them apart for our meks, so now all the nobs got nice armor and we have some fancy shock guns

And dats is the Orks of Da Red Blade!

[Rakmal]

>dozen Tau Battle-suits

Not enuff dakka.

[Rashka]

Fuh da blud of de tribez?

[Regorn]

All de new boyz get send out to da WAAAAGH! if dey come back, Warboss Koz'gu'gore gonna cut dere hand with da red blade!

Coz we iz de stronga, fastaz orks on dis here chunk o' rock!

[Rashka]

XD This kinda speech is simply too funny lol

[Regorn]

It is known as "Ork Speak", Orks in Warhammer 40K were inspired by english football hooligans so they all speak in very broken cockney accent.

this play list https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF0E7EE0C4D77F744 covers all the ork talk in the Dawn of War 2: Retribution campaign for the Orks, follow the adventure of Kaptin Bluddflag, his first mate Mister Nailbrain and his 2 lieutenants Spookums and Brikkfist. their quest: Getting a fancy hat for the Kaptain (yes, that is is) and crump anyone in their way, you know, for fun.

[Lars]

Even Gamesworkshop makes fun out of football hooligans and chavs.

[Azolg]

The Big Mek from Dawn of War (First one) Has some of my favorite lines ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qOnpvfBFtY

"You need sumfin fixed?"
"I should invent sum kinda machine dat makez walkin, fastaa."
"Wheres da trukk .. WHYS I WALKIN"
"Herreee t'fix your gubbinzzz"

Also the Mad Dok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejO2v5tAE8

"THIS IS GONNA HURT A LOT"

[Srelok]

DA RED BLADEZ GO FASTA!

[Regorn]

da Red Blade got meks for dayz boss

wiz got all dem zogging guns and choppas, even got a few of de powaklaws!

we got zo many meks, we got trucks for all da boyz! we iz da fastas clan o'Orks on dis here chunk o' rock!
And we crump dem spiky 'umies! dez loot be all spiky, nice armor it becoums.

Big Mek Sadok sais he build a new tanka for uz! It haz... haz... 1.. 2... 4... uhhhh Many Burnas! Many!

Warboss Koz'gu'gore got himselfe a big squid! named h'm Schrewed, because he screwed da puny 'umies! Ha ha ha haha!

[Nosh'marak]

Schrewed eat many 'umies!
Many burnaz iz gudz!

(Side note: 100th post, yayay)

[Bamm]

*trips over his own feet dying horribly*

Arkail releases spores, soon baby arkailz will be born make strong librarian orks for bladez red

Many meks many monocles WAARRGH?

[Lars]

Book Mastahs will tell docs to make bettah meks!

[Regorn]

Image taken shortly before Orks of Da Red Blade looted a dozen Tau Battle-suits.

[Rashka]

No fanks?.. No wanks? I'm not sure