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[Bamm]

I hate jokes about German sausages

They're the wurst...





*shuffles papers and nods, light turns off*

[Rashka]

Sometimes I hate being right when I comes to me thinking I got bladder inflammation >_~

[Bamm]

Did you know any salad can be a Cesar salad if you stab it enough



Rashka drink plenty of water an or cranberry juice even after the antibiotics have finished

[Regorn]

Let's try this again. I doubt you schmuck can actually follow instructions but I have a unreasonable faith in you.

Give me a d10 (a 10-sided dice roll)

[Revax]

6

[Regorn]

6, that is a Propa' Klan.

we skip color as Orks of the Red blade's favorite color is of course Red.

Next, our Legendary Ork, who was he (d10) and what did he do? (d100)

[Kogra Windwatcher]

Well he was an 8 and he did 53

[Rashka]

Lol that sounds like he had sex with numbers

[Regorn]

oi, he was a specialist boy, but we need another d10 to see what kind of boy he was, (mek, doc, weird or kommando)

and he "Konkered otha puny-er Orks"

in other words, conquered other orks in to our clan.

give me another d10 to see what boy he was, and give me another d10 to see our favored God

[Lars]

5, and 7.

Even if I don't really have an interest in that world.

[Regorn]

Ork Clan: Orks of Da Red Blade
warbands color: Red
Our legendary Ork was a Doc (or Pain boy), when he was not busy fixing our cut off arms he lead us to conquer a bunch of other Orks, Probably to get more ork to experiment on.
We hail both Gork and Mork, Deyz be both good!

(to speed up, 3 rolls at the same time)

d10 for our size
d100 for our "allies" (those guy we crump the least, at least)
d100 for our enemies (more than usual)

(after these there will be only 3 roll more)

[Rashka]

7, 50 aaand.. 82.

[Regorn]

(size) 7: We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
A fair bit of Orks in our clan, probably from when that Doc conquered another clan of orks.

(allies) 50: Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
Dem Eldar gave us loot and sais to crump dem otha first, then we crump them! Got dat!?
...eh, crump who?

(favor enemy) 82: Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
Dem Spiky 'umies, dem Chaos fella, we stomp them good!

So the Eldar keep giving us loot to beat up Chaos, we, being most reasonable Orks think that is a fare trade, we can always beat up the Eldar once we are done with those spiky humans.

Final 3 rolls:
Our special boys, who do we got more of in our clan? d10
Our best loot we ever looted. d100
And what did we do with said loot? d10

[Rashka]

8, 89 and 3.. I found some nice dice roller thingy. I suck at whatever we're doing here, though XD

[Lars]

Soooo first a 5!
Then we get a 23!
And finally we got 8!

And these numbers are only numbers with exclamation marks, not to be read as factorial since 23 factorial is a ridiculously big number.


... And crap Rashka was quicker! Shouldn't have gone talking about factorials.