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[Rakmal]

Gork 'n' Mork fink you'z green f'doin' dis. 

[Rashka]

Wait wut? Man these sleeping pills legit make me sleep like a rock

[Regorn]

easy, when I say "give me a d#", you roll a dice (or just a random dice generator) for a dice of # size.

So now I need first a d10, a dice roll of a dice with 10 sides.

[Bamm]

Why cant a bicycle stand up without support?


Because it is two tired

[Rashka]

Thes jokes Arkail.. they're worse than dad jokes T_T

[Bamm]

Working on a palliative care ward at the moment the patients tell me most of them that I've posted.

Speaking of which people say I am addicted to drinking breaking fluid, but it's not true I know I can stop when ever I want


* bounces away like Daffy Duck*

[Regorn]

Your all real bad at following instructions

[Rakmal]

A Schrödinger's cat both walks into a bar and doesn't.

The past, the present and the future met in a bar. It was tense.

Why did the grass go to school? To learn how to reed.

[Revax]

Originally i didnt like to have a beard, but its growing on me

[Regorn]

I have a beard literally growing on me. My shaver broke and I am too lazy to buy a new one.

jup, that's it.

[Lars]

Then pull it out hair by hair!

[Rashka]

You guys seen the new Warcraft movie trailer? https://twitter.com/warcraftmovie/status/710686957223809025

[Rakmal]

Looks pretty tight!

[Regorn]

If the movie fails: No one is surprised.

If the movies succeed: Maybe Arthas Story?

[Rashka]

To be honest I got a bit excited with this trailer.