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[Bamm]

The champion has become corrupted by power and must fall, A new hope shall arise

**John Williams music swells and rises.**
** A monocled orc looks off into the middle distance as doves take flight behind him**

[Umaua]

I am not corrupted by power! I spread sunshine and flowers.

I think you have become evil and corrupted by the thoughts of power and want to raise up an evil empire that blocks out the sun and mows all the pretty flowers.

[Regorn]

well, if you are feeling sad about it, I gladly take it off you.

[Umaua]

Well I am not -that- sad. Maybe just a bit broken inside.

Aaanyhu.

*Sunshine and flowers*

[Lars]

So, which of my dead orcs should come back and fix this crisis of faith and evil.

The mostly nice old bastard who'd patronize about age fixing shit over time. Or the evil bitch who'd beat people into pulps for whining?

[Umaua]

Hmm...from Uma point of view it doesn't matter.

The patronizer would be laughed down like only a Laughing Skull can do.
The evil bitch would get a boot mark to her arse from the Nag'Ogar for assaulting tribe members.

[Rashka]

And that's how uma got roasted alive.

[Lars]

The patronizer lived through all the major wars and the "unification". He'd laugh with her.
The evil bitch was a Varog'Gor and would pull knives and use them.

[Umaua]

That wouldn't matter to Uma. She's Nag'Ogar and supposed to defend the tribe. So if a tribesorc goes nutters and attacks her fellow tribesorcs, she'll fight. And if that would be acceptable behavior by tribe elders...then she'd spit at the nutter orc and leave the tribe.

[Lars]

Muzjhath would be "improving morale" or imposing discipline. Not attacking a tribe member. Since a few posts ago you were going crazy with anexiety.

[Umaua]

I was? Nonsense!

And..sorry but..improving morale with this tribe? I doub beating would do it, nor bring more discapline.

[Lars]

I never claimed Muzjhath was smart. She wasn't. She was occasionally cunning and completely socially inept.

However, being extremely loyal and good at hiding paranoia and psychopathy (to some degrees) while being a competent fighter was enough to impress the former High Blade Varog'Gor. =D
Who (the who here being muzjath, not morgeth), while the rule still was in place, mostly went around telling people to not wear cloaks and glare angry at anyone not in the tribe. (And some in). (Protecting Koz from assassinations wasn't something needed every day)

[Umaua]

Hehe.

Well, there'd be many with differing opinions and no love for strict rules.

Would create some arrrpee for sure.

[Lars]

Back in the day cloak was a privilege unless in cold areas. Getting to wear a cloak was a "Dude this fella's the shit!" mark in the tribe.
And as said she wasn't really sane. Muz was a "lovely" little being filled with "healthy" amounts of being like a rabid dog with a master.

[Regorn]

Back in the day when Regorn was still alive he washed his cloth a total of once.

Strangely, no one question his choice of that.