Last Post Wins #3

[Regorn]

Let's see how your soft chocolate armament goes against the Crispbread Mallet!



...so do we roll attack/defense or something?

[Bamm]

I say we just keep hurling confectionery at each other till we either arrive at a nuclear deterrent or get bored.

Dont worry it will be all over by xmas.


*pulls out his trusty penknife*


Have at thee vile cur!

[Regorn]

I knew a bag of chips (or krips if you are UK) would come in handy to deflect close ranged weaponry!

*Ready defenses with the bag*

[Kogra Windwatcher]

Not the onion flavoured air! It burns my eyes aaaaaah *goes blind*

[Umaua]

Nonono. This is the only acceptable defence.

[Bamm]

*regroups back at his line. On his chocolate donkey infront of his chocolate troops and his loyal second in command Kogra. Arkail musters one final rallying cry*

"I see a whole army of my chocolatemen, here in defiance of tyranny Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell Regorn that he may take our lives, but they'll never take... our chocolate!"

[Lars]

That all looks like milk chocolate.

Milk chocolate is hardly real chocolate.

[Regorn]

but... but...

I don't even want your chocolate, I want to eat it.

what the shit?

*nibbles on chips*

[Kogra Windwatcher]

*Feels a new found energy coursing through the body as Arkail makes his heroic speech. Opening a package of twix, Kogra takes the bars in either hand, essentially dual wielding now.*

"Teòclaid gu bràth"

*As the battlecry is sounded, Kogra takes place next to Arkail, riding on a massive chocolate bunny, ready for the charge!*

[Bamm]

*Charges while throwing chocolate peanuts and raisins at regorn*

[Regorn]

Alright! TimeOut!

No peanuts! I have allergies.
ok?

ATTACK!

*Starts throwing Chips, SALT ONLY!*

[Rashka]

*Throws a bunch of peanuts on Regorn*

[Okiba]

[Kogra Windwatcher]

We know his weakness now! Press the attack!
*Hops of the giant warbunny and hides behind it, cowering to make sure the salt chips does not reach the eyes again*

[Regorn]

Why my irritated skin, I curse Nuts!

*Scratches my everything*