The Question Thread

[Sadok]

I think it's inevitable that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, but it's probably in a form so utterly alien to us that I'm not sure if we could even recognise it. None of this humanoid alien stuff, I'm talking about super-intelligent trees and THE SINGULARITY.

What would win in a fight to the death? A rottweiler, or a rottweiler's weight in chihuahuas?

[Umaua]

The chiahua's. They don't quite have the same power as rottweilers.

Would you rather land in a pine tree or a spruce?

[Lars]

Spruce, while more branches they also tend to be softer and would act more as a cushion to the fall than a smack. This would of course depend on fall speed since if you were at too high a speed the pressure of impact would just make it not matter and you'd still go splat.
So, spruce on the assumption it'd be softer and leave less broken bones than pine tree.

When you were a kid. Were you a climber of serious degrees? You know, that kid that ALWAYS climbed whatever was there to climb. (And if so. Does it still sit somewhat that you have to resist not to climb a tree)

[Rashka]

Yup that was me. I climbed everything. So much they had to cut a branch off my tree in the kindergarten I went to. Yes it was my tee. MY FAVORITE TREE. *Hiss*
Then I climbed over the fence and ran into the forest instead.. Used to climb shelves too, anything really. I don't do that anymore though since I now am afraid of heights. xD

A cheap winter jacket, or an expensive one?

[Therak]

A good quality one. So usually expensive. I'd rather buy one every five years then new every year.
Usually cheaper.

What's your earliest memory?

[Umaua]

One that I can conjure up right now...kindergarden, walking downstairs and I saw this cool looking gremlin made out of plastic clay. Though not sure if its the earliest memory I have, since memories of those times don't have a timestamp.

You -have to- travel in time for 666 years. Future or past?

[Lars]

Future.
A: I'd likely find the past rather unpleasant. We didn't have plumbing in Europe since for some reason we had forgotten about it after the fall of Rome (I mean, SERIOUSLY!? Europe sucked at that time).
B: The law's of entropy within Energy Principles (what is commonly called thermodynamics even if that is a misnomer) makes backwards an impossibility. While forwards could technically, maybe, with extreme amounts of energy and some physics we might not really understand yet, be possible.

Do you listen to news radio?

//Second edit. I forgot and made an edit! Bah!

[Therak]

Since Lars didn't post a question...
Future, no doubt about it. Hopefully they still have plumbing.

If you were to try to impress someone with your cooking, what would you make?

[Umaua]

With my cooking skills?


...........Macaroni and minced meat, mixed together with spices. Spices including Aura cheese(blue cheese), some garlic, fresh hot peppers and salt.

If you could choose. What race would you like to be born in, in Tolkien's world? All of them sentient races are up for grabs. Even humans.

[Regorn]

Elves.
Immortals, when they die, they get reborn, when the amount of "awesome magic" stuff gets too low, leave for a eternal land.

Spoon, Fork, Knife, or a single chop-stick, pick one to use for the rest of your life.

[Srelok]

Knife.

What's the weirdest dream you ever had?

[Therak]

It was a nightmare, back when I was 5 or something. I still remember it...
I was going to the bathroom at the daycare, it was the middle of the night. Something kept rattling one of the doors so I opened it. Inside was an alien, looking like a dozen kids without hands, instead each wrist connected to the next kids wrist, making a huge circle. It wore spandex. black and blue. (I remember wondering how it got dressed like that...)
Then it surrounded and ate me.

Would you rather play golf, or cricket?

[Ugluhk]

Golf. It's a nice enough walk on a field with the occasional jump when you get the ball across the little water feature.

American football, rugby or real football?

[Groshnok]

I'd pick soccer. (Gaelic Football is the one true football.)

Would you rather have to sit through the entirety of Reqieum for a Dream  or The Human Centipede?

[Umaua]

I don't think I have seen Requirem for a dream, so I pick that one!

You are forced to choose either a marathon of Friends or Seinfeld. Which do you pick?