Truthteller's Dating Services

[Morgeth]

   LOOKING FOR LOVE?   

Tired of being lonely? Are you looking for that special someone to share dinner, a bone, a night or perhaps a life with?

Then wait no longer. Let Truthteller's dating agency Shackles of Love find you a perfect match!

By simply leaving some basic information to us, we will through certified goblin technology calucate percentages such as:  matching your levels of attractiveness, willingness for bloodshed, and your cannibalistic tendencies. Finally, based on a likelyhood of fornication diagram, we will make sure to set you up with the person that will bring you the most happiness!

Are you ready to rid yourself of the shackles of loneliness and instead cuff yourself with the brilliant jewels of LOVE? Submit your application today, as according to this summary below:

• Name:
  
  
• Race:
  
  
• Gender:
  
  
• Age:
  
  
• Likes:
  
  
• Dislikes:
  
  
• What do you prefer in your partner in terms of looks?
  
  
• What do you prefer in your partner in terms of behaviour?
  
  
• How likely are you to eat your partner during mating (scale 1-10, where 1 is "not at all - honest!"):
  
  
• What is your image of a perfect date?:
  
  
• Whips, chocolate or flowers?:
  
  

The results of the match making process will be revealed on the week's upcoming Ratchet Market, also known as the Market of LOVE! Be there, at the first of the next month, for your chance at true love! The couples matched up together will recieve different dating experiences according to your matching values!


Captain Chuckles Approved!
"If it wasn't for Truthteller's Love Shackles I never would have found Candii.
Being a rotting piece of hunky manflesh, I wanted an easy goin' gal', who
wasn't afraid of playing a bit of Sylvanas dress up! Now I am the happiest
corpse on Azeroth! Thank you, Truthteller. You saved my boner!"

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OOC

When? You can send in your application anytime. The first official announcement of the couples will take place during the Ratchet Market, which will take place at the 1st of May.

Where? Ratchet! After that: Cloud nine.

For who? Everyone of the Horde faction. I'd include Alliance too, but that might get messy!

How? Just respond with your characters application in this thread, or send me a PM here on the forums, alternatively a (very) long mail to the character Truthteller. Participants wishing to stay anonymous until the date is revealed can be so.

[Morgeth]

Feeling like your character would never apply to something like this, but you still want to? Do not fear, there is no need to break character! Have SOMEONE ELSE do it for you, as a prank, or as a friendly way of saying "Dude, you need to get hooked up!". If you need someone to forcibly sign your character, Morgeth can always do it. She'd sign the entire tribe up out of spite

[Greggar]

This... is epic. And hilarious.

[Morgeth]

KARAK. I know you want to sign up! Do it!

[Morgeth]

Thank you to both Sadok and Karak!

If you want another shot of love, then just let me know if you want to sign up for another go. There'll be fresh(er) people in this round to pair you up with!

[Morgeth]

The next date (olol) for the Dates is at the 22'd of May at the Ratchet Market! Be there if you want to get paired up, and don't forget to post an application!

I hope Karak and Sadok are willing to give this another go